tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57038526997822367422024-12-19T00:30:11.922-03:00Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger162125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-25375184988303163282010-12-12T18:19:00.002-02:002010-12-12T18:19:52.960-02:00<embed src="http://jaycut.com/sites/all/themes/jaycut/swf/player.swf" allowScriptAccess="always" width="679" height="383" bgcolor="#ffffff" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="playerPath=http%3A%2F%2Fjaycut.com%2Fsites%2Fall%2Fthemes%2Fjaycut%2Fswf%2Fplayer.swf&imagePath=http%3A%2F%2Fjaycut.com%2Fcommunity%2Fmixes%2FxT6UXUuwG%2Fthumbnail-big.jpeg%3Fldbzq9&videoPath=http%3A%2F%2Fjaycut.com%2Fcommunity%2Fmixes%2FxT6UXUuwG%2Fpreview.flv%3Fldbzq4&isLocal=false&srcPath=http%3A%2F%2Fjaycut.com%2Fcontent%2Fverdadeiro-amor-mariela-s2"/>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-60613769815247833042010-10-15T18:19:00.000-03:002010-10-15T18:19:23.291-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/0846.gif" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Peguei no:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.drpepper.com.br/">Dr Pepper</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-22688788989178772222010-10-15T15:46:00.000-03:002010-10-15T15:46:49.056-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="http://www.naosalvo.com.br/vc/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sualinda.jpg" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Peguei no :&nbsp;<a href="http://www.naosalvo.com.br/">Nao Salvo</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-68797142623057048202010-10-15T15:42:00.002-03:002010-10-15T15:42:40.252-03:00<object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ocH0Ug9Xt7g?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR"> </param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> </param> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ocH0Ug9Xt7g?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /> Bilu vai te pegar , bilu vai te pegar ♪ &nbsp;háááUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-10512858671429731132010-10-15T14:24:00.002-03:002010-10-15T14:24:35.308-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr3M1I9ijJ0wZJKLvmfbokp040yyZ2mQqzgH6fde6xQBHdhhvabO4oyscsGHLk3HCsXNlnc6J4f3U8ZezdVgnFmFTFnjjCkc6HJzTkprlYMOQ7wfGVI3i2FhEhFE3-4ISjAcTXCC1LP28V/s1600/121.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr3M1I9ijJ0wZJKLvmfbokp040yyZ2mQqzgH6fde6xQBHdhhvabO4oyscsGHLk3HCsXNlnc6J4f3U8ZezdVgnFmFTFnjjCkc6HJzTkprlYMOQ7wfGVI3i2FhEhFE3-4ISjAcTXCC1LP28V/s400/121.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-88739376310143391552010-10-15T13:36:00.002-03:002010-10-15T13:36:54.642-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DCVO_pX5bI8?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR"> </param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> </param> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DCVO_pX5bI8?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-32656200809401900272010-10-14T18:46:00.000-03:002010-10-14T18:46:18.198-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> TRABALHAR ¬¬</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <img alt="Going to Work on Monday Morning Gif Going to Work on Monday Morning" height="303" src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ih8mondaysp1.gif" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Tá não é segunda mas achei legal e quis postar -l-&nbsp;</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> HSUAshuSHUAhsuHSUhsuAHSUA'</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-66345023335477236892010-10-14T18:38:00.002-03:002010-10-14T18:38:43.886-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/8681/abrinksrestart.jpg" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Peguei no :&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tadebrinks.com/">Tadebrinks</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-63662230056031640002010-10-14T18:29:00.002-03:002010-10-14T18:29:50.106-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <img src="http://www.insoonia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/crepusculo.jpg" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-76082642890290564092010-10-13T14:28:00.000-03:002010-10-13T14:28:01.681-03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">A cena do espetaculo Improvável conta com a seguinte regra : um jogador dubla as falas dos outros dois que estão em cena.&nbsp;</span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span><br /> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"></span></span><object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/brRN7FLEIto?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR"> </param> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> </param> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/brRN7FLEIto?fs=1&amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-60774714616622724632010-10-13T14:16:00.002-03:002010-10-13T14:16:51.342-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <img alt="A Cup(le) of Bunnies Gif -A Cup(le) of Bunnies" height="280" src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/5/3a1fc73a-430f-4bc6-9f19-832f4f185011.gif" width="400" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Hihi &gt;&lt;</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-28171403098822376392010-10-13T14:14:00.000-03:002010-10-13T14:14:34.487-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <img alt="FAKER Gif - FAKER" src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/faker.gif" /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Agora se anda né cachorro &nbsp;HSUhasuHUSH'</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-90011541360081394822010-10-13T14:08:00.000-03:002010-10-13T14:08:41.843-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSO8AP47Vs5pFhRYaCuPO4nSDBcifSG3Mc5rOGf2iIoNUSn2-ZbKAUCiMXxy1-AxuJYFkyBlgJdHQ7CN6ET3ZjfL9NsXVyTKZoOTONAlZ-MsQL1hNWKHzbjuiLhIiqDxUQy3TvpP599mU/s1600/espirito-300x214.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; line-height: normal;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;">O médium paraibano Alan Xavier, que diz ter estabelecido uma conexão com o espírito de Eliza Samudio, afirmou ontem que a namorada do goleiro Bruno fez contato para dizer que está por trás da queda de Zico.</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;">Segundo ele, Eliza teria dito que não vai sossegar enquanto não derrubar todo o time do Flamengo. “Havia um ruído muito grande na comunicação, mas pude ouvir claramente ela dizer: segunda divisãooooooooooo”, disse o médium. “É um espírito muito forte. Já provocou gol contra e fez até o Pet perder pênalti”.</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;">Na Gávea existem relatos de que um espírito tem sido visto na concentração. &nbsp;Um funcionário fotografou o ectoplasma ao lado da cama da presidente Patrícia Amorim (foto). &nbsp;Os céticos duvidam: “Os únicos mortos que eu vejo são os jogadores em campo”, disse um vascaíno.</span></span></span></span></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;">só me faltava essa ¬¬</span></span></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-76613105971949874192010-10-12T14:05:00.000-03:002010-10-12T14:05:25.547-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <img alt=" - The River" height="400" src="http://poseidon.shitbrix.com/content/10894/resized/1253938539959.jpg?1267020509" width="600" /><br /> Deixe sua resposta no&nbsp;comentário&nbsp;&gt;&lt;</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-43185646729999828422010-10-12T13:59:00.000-03:002010-10-12T13:59:25.155-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong><img height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_1aFPqM2Esykfg0SaEKQ7XWG_MGrosvPOr0lxE1X7_EMI2x9rN5AgrEiLFqzbJGFb_wOtuc79CCETNysBbozg2ovQs9bGjodrIFNwOE50LOdLTxXgYh9ssEbeRX3pR5ohQdYqHGmfRYM/s400/idiota.jpg" width="600" /></strong></span></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>1. Quando te vêem deitado, de olhos fechados, na sua cama, com a luz apagada e te perguntam:</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Você tá dormindo?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Não, to treinando pra morrer!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>2. Quando a gente leva um aparelho eletrônico para a manutenção e o técnico pergunta:</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Ta com defeito?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Não, é que ele estava cansado de ficar em casa e eu o trouxe para passear.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>3. Quando está chovendo e percebem que você vai encarar a chuva, perguntam:</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Vai sair nessa chuva?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Não, vou sair na próxima.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>4. Quando você acaba de levantar, aí vem um idiota (sempre) e pergunta:</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Acordou?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Não. Sou sonâmbulo!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>5. Seu amigo liga para sua casa e pergunta:</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Onde você está?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- No Pólo Norte! Um furacão levou a minha casa pra lá!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>6. Você acaba de tomar banho e alguém pergunta: (BOA)</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Você tomou banho?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Não, mergulhei no vaso sanitário!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=5703852699782236742" name="more" style="color: #006600; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>7. Você tá na frente do elevador da garagem do seu prédio e chega um que pergunta:&nbsp;</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Vai subir?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Não, não, to esperando meu apartamento descer pra me pegar.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>8. O homem chega à casa da namorada com um enorme buquê de flores. Até que ela diz:</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Flores?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Não! São cenouras.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>9. Você está no banheiro quando alguém bate na porta e pergunta:</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Tem gente?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Não! É o cocô que está falando!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><strong>10. Você chega ao banco com um cheque e pede pra trocar:</strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Em dinheiro? ?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">- Não, me dá tudo em clipes!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'comic sans ms', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-73054999829121230442010-10-12T13:46:00.002-03:002010-10-12T13:46:48.580-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnxcNVMkQw55bcMiIy2lm1N5bGY3YYfqZjVD4WObXdusB_RgOSNVYyFpT26ZgTlze1zqgtH9P_QebGelJGi_9CKfdIN8gAOgBNct57NbZG83E6d9dAbMXyNruBDU-2YE_alXva_6XO587H/s220/Cute+Bunny.png" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="325" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnxcNVMkQw55bcMiIy2lm1N5bGY3YYfqZjVD4WObXdusB_RgOSNVYyFpT26ZgTlze1zqgtH9P_QebGelJGi_9CKfdIN8gAOgBNct57NbZG83E6d9dAbMXyNruBDU-2YE_alXva_6XO587H/s220/Cute+Bunny.png" width="400" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Á pedido especial &gt;&lt;</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-42589762634560312010-10-12T13:41:00.002-03:002010-10-12T13:41:30.271-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="368" id="player_6824345" width="457"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/> <param value="http://storage.mais.uol.com.br/embed.swf?mediaId=6824345" name="movie"/> <param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/> <param value="window" name="wmode"/> <embed id="player_6824345" width="457" height="368" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" src="http://storage.mais.uol.com.br/embed.swf?mediaId=6824345" wmode="window" /></embed><noscript><a href="http://mais.uol.com.br/view/6824345">menina sincera</a></noscript></object></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5703852699782236742.post-16819033320406790182010-10-12T13:39:00.000-03:002010-10-12T13:39:09.569-03:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><a href="http://kobilevidesign.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Kobi Levi</b></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>&nbsp;um homem especializado em&nbsp;criações que tem a ver com a arte e a moda , com um design inovador e&nbsp;interessante, com um conceito diferente.&nbsp;</b></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>Você&nbsp;usaria esses calçados bizarros ? Confira abaixo algumas de sua criaçao :</b></span><div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNqlH-oFLn8JimQ3zLBZaaqC79AjCb1wmx8deqkbVQf-s5cWYxlPUYINqJmqaIqHN8eOStfR7C2vsQo5JHpoqdAWEhMyQeN6kjQe5zzzjp7XECSxk8401XcP34VmjXEvRNK_StzeMme3Q/s320/XXX+3.jpg" /><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghKC8jNP1sw6G03jvkm5DZSpVdqeWRYoiOhyphenhyphen1bhWbmuBsUGENlTmUjBZze8qO_40pEZ-VY7GUXpl62JqObhniNEvDTkFM62TNw7ovXvEsXMgdhDtvaVYm355R06Llgu1dnInTcyZt5jwI/s320/Blow+3.jpg" /></span></span></div> <div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><br /></span></span><div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">&nbsp;</span><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuG9Vq4_P9lkGrWvJfCfRKEC_CIXkiOuwRh5ZiSYksBBGBnLimsKHj6fZtR6yakzpO69faGXLyn0LEcWX63jSykUNB8kPnicrXtTw8nvwAnYmsh3A6cciNtq_fx7zYcle5sla7iAIljvs/s320/SlingShot1.jpg" /><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtOkpO3G-yP2Gx3OmPz97L3EI5xCDPmuBrp-G4aeY0-HKElUAPcX9vWVPR3bH93DTojxQjl5UhX7NV1wG4U0pKUknef4Jkz3SOFLEWvzY6k-2dg-Gxsd8LAqoBowNxdVz174sGgNQ3QXQ/s320/Dog2.jpg" /></div> </div> <div> <img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhERSjAJLpgIJDRVSABRI1iRVeykD3fbOxU2tgtdVP6qL2xdad-HACBQlc-wkVUlu-jvFz0QsA-tWNQSN335CZGkJr1NkZL35NgNaiIGiUFrrPo71xfmJLwK_FIRDs_Cf7pVofaGat-Pr4/s320/Banana7.jpg" /><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzEYvx0JGTCTjXm7rZm4t7GSOejc3-J6tJ7WbzN3zjcBO1F_Dl9YK9fjfsc-Nu4he7AsDV0va7kKoUROdX7FCRrWfqHlme4nSGv5eImkfNPRwFu8q8yVxptBSGSuaYC2K1fTq_X5BlUwQ/s320/Miao+5.jpg" /></div> <div> <br /></div> <div> <img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtyHCfPaqQuSCf9bKYw3PdfnoUuL8mU22EA4hdZ8Sr7Wm1ZFaIIGOsjTjxPijnVFHWI5vMfC-QM7-EqaT6Kuko2bNNRAQruiB-q7QDlnRmJwWHfO3jmLIHc3_fYt8whcLi514UH7k5t6s/s320/Chewing+gum+5.jpg" /><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaqHok5L0GQGXfsL8PHJrpoDKCrc-LlyWpiqugy10Oq7fi3awJOVhKlr1fNy08lGrr_Jh6QuC2zjLQ-eRkMfBjWXUEoiAwvKsubZaFm2-OyJzcOfUucbGOsH3_n8bxLvaaJTHv1JhTgA4/s320/Tongue+1.jpg" /></div> <div> <img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizgwwsrTooBkDikIAlEn3mXpl-Y3msvY56rCwUr0yUqNL5OLmrYg8AGJOPFRKuUB4hSyk5gnlXEwqdR2imh1iyw0Pyrse-jpIeZEkVPxS31Czt4fXDpdRL9Zdp33zrUs9VsCkpHJM4DoE/s320/Rocking+chair+2.jpg" /><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK2_EQokZI0zgDH2Sn7X4rYycDWrbDVEQWgTLX9VcVIQKFRmzlGscj9SELDvM1TMRv-miLgPINbqPfhuTqaWlTBO7iNlUz_G-uy8fm0DN5ZZKJpF9hl49gJM8o7uatDmREmxKgO8A1zVg/s320/Corset+boot+2.jpg" /></div> <div> eu axo que nem uh! 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