tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25004496812278369572024-03-05T14:07:01.938-08:00Table for TwoThis started out as simply a food blog. When I began this blog, I was a single mother - thus the name "Table for Two": I was only feeding my son and I. Nowadays, I have a husband and a stepdaughter to feed as well, and I've tried to simplify my life by combining my "daily life" blog with my food blog, so there's a lot more to see here than just recipes.Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.comBlogger282125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-40220197844086632802010-09-14T15:32:00.000-07:002010-09-14T16:24:53.275-07:00Project Food BlogI'm supposed to write a blog entry about why I should be the next food blog star. To be honest, I've been slacking pretty hard on food blogging over the past year, and I'm hoping that entering this contest will be a good way for me to get back into the swing of things.When I first started this blog, it was way back in early 2007, and I was a single mom of an extremely picky eight-year-old son. Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-57217133399972083002010-07-30T21:35:00.000-07:002010-07-30T23:28:36.085-07:00Ubuntu!Hubby took a rare Saturday night off, and we headed up to Napa for a mini-getaway. A concert at the newly-refurbished Uptown Theater (Toad the Wet Sprocket, one of our mutual faves), a night at a lovely B&B, and dinner at Michelin-starred Ubuntu restaurant!If you've never eaten at Ubuntu, let me tell you, it's quite an experience. The dishes are all around $15-20 each, and they're kind of Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-22239755319802709382010-06-27T11:11:00.000-07:002010-06-27T11:15:10.026-07:00Cinnamon Pain PerduI made this for my in-laws for brunch this morning, and it was a big hit. Could easily pass for a dessert, also.Cinnamon Pain Perdu1 loaf Greenlee's Best Cinnamon Bread6 eggs1 c 1% milk*½ c half and half*1 ½ tsp salt1 ½ tsp vanilla extract2 Tbsp Grand Marnier2 Tbsp sliced almondsNonstick cooking sprayFor serving:2 ½ c sliced strawberries¼ c powdered sugar* Or just use 1 ½ cups whole milkPreheat Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-64569599799686299882010-03-18T16:47:00.000-07:002010-03-18T16:53:16.290-07:00Sweet ReliefI've been having tooth pain for a while now (a few months, at least). My dentist put a crown on a cracked molar few weeks ago, and we hoped that it would solve the problem, but unfortunately, it didn't. So I finally went in to see a specialist yesterday to determine if I was going to need the dreaded root canal...and, surprise! The problem is not in the cracked-and-crowned molar, it's in the Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-91822399905603358522010-02-18T13:23:00.001-08:002010-02-18T13:26:53.069-08:00I hate BotoxWhat the heck is it with all the over-30 actresses? Why do they ALL get Botox? It just makes them look angry and mean. I can tell immediately when someone's had too much Botox because their eyebrows get that very distinctive look - way too widespread, and pointy and evil. Ugh. STOP IT.Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-35725459989059387332010-02-17T14:49:00.000-08:002010-02-17T14:57:38.768-08:00The SubstituteLast night's episode of LOST totally made up for last week's horrible waste-of-time Kate-centric episode. The Substitute was full of awesome Locke stuff, and Flocke, or Un-Locke, or the Locke-ness Monster, or whatever you want to call him. And LOTS of answers!But some serious questions cropped up for me too, like: why isn't Kate's name on the ceiling list of "candidates"? She was touched by Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-21289725863375269092010-02-07T22:29:00.001-08:002010-02-07T22:31:29.583-08:00Easy ChilaquilesThis couldn't be quicker or tastier! Great for a chilly night when you're craving some Mexican flavors, because this is even faster than takeout.Easy Chilaquiles2 Tbsp EVOO3 minced cloves garlic1 28-oz can crushed tomatoes with puree2 minced chipotle chiles in adobo, plus 1 Tbsp of the adobo1 cup water1 Tbsp ground cumin1 tsp ground coriander3 cooked boneless/skinless chicken breasts, shredded*4Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-84743226135298880912010-02-04T22:14:00.000-08:002010-02-04T22:23:35.581-08:00Spring already?I had my first allergy attack of the season today. It's only the first week in February, can't we at least wait a few more weeks? And it was a baaaaad attack, it was a Benadryl + 3 ibuprofen + 3 hour nap attack. Guess it's time to start up the allergy medication. It's going to be a long, bad hay fever season.Oh, and also? I have a cracked tooth and I need a crown. Turns out all those silver Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-44833522989064990442010-01-27T16:44:00.000-08:002010-01-27T16:47:26.695-08:00Badgertastic!If you haven't heard about the Sleep Talkin' Man blog, you must be living in a cave somewhere. It was even on the Today Show last week! Seriously, go check it out, the guy is absolutely insane when he's asleep."Butt cheeks ahoy!"Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-53256054522122412742010-01-27T12:13:00.000-08:002010-01-27T12:24:40.404-08:00I don't get itWhat is the big deal with the Apple iPad? It just seems to be a bigger iTouch. It doesn't even seem to run regular programs (you know, desktop applications, like MS Office or whatever the Mac equivalent is), so why would you get this to replace your laptop? I can see buying it for the color e-book factor, if that's your thing, but otherwise I don't see the point.Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-83930630552013174232010-01-26T10:47:00.001-08:002010-01-26T11:10:52.399-08:00RenewalThe beginning of the year is a time of renewal for me - even more than the start of the school year. Fall is great because the "normal" routine resumes, but you're heading into the holiday season soon, and the start of the school year is always a busy time. So when the new year rolls around and the holidays are over, I start thinking about household projects.This year, we are redecorating Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-49566258478700883472010-01-20T09:08:00.001-08:002010-01-20T09:25:51.845-08:00Birthday RisottoI made this a few weeks ago, and Rugrat liked it so much he asked for seconds! And when I asked him what he wanted for his birthday dinner this year, this is what he chose. :) Risotto only seems difficult if you've never made it before. And this version is fancy enough to serve at a dinner party (although maybe I'd use fresh asparagus instead of frozen peas, in that case).Birthday Risotto2 Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-54849115345588130052010-01-19T16:13:00.000-08:002010-01-19T16:18:06.148-08:00Prop 8 TrialWhile I am disappointed that the Supreme Court refused to allow the Prop 8 trial in SF to be videotaped and uploaded to YouTube, I am able to keep updated by checking in on the Prop8trial Twitter feed list. There are several people who are live-tweeting the trial and anniekate76 has made a list of some of them.Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-17655262293971841152010-01-19T16:06:00.000-08:002010-01-19T16:12:06.164-08:00Best Gmail tip everI generally import all of my Gmail into my Outlook and read it there, but doing that leaves the messages "unread" on the Gmail server (which is especially annoying when I check mail on my iPhone). So, I periodically go into Gmail and clean it all up - labeling various messages, deleting junk, and marking messages "read". But it means that I have to scroll through pages and pages of mail, since Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-63905818620672475192009-12-31T14:17:00.000-08:002009-12-31T14:42:03.416-08:00ResolveIn 2010, I resolve to:Go to the gym regularly. Really. I am feeling fat, lazy, and apathetic, and I know the only solution is to actually go to the gym on a regular basis.Knit more projects for myself. This year I made 2 things for myself - the shawl that I wore at my wedding, and a Liesl sweater that either needs some really severe blocking, or to be frogged completely, because it's too smallSnarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-16579868800881880862009-12-09T16:18:00.001-08:002009-12-09T16:25:50.832-08:00Baby, it's cold outsideDamn cold. Freeeeezing cold. It is so cold, in fact, that my feet do not thaw out, like, ever. I may be wearing fuzzy socks, I may be wearing fur-lined slippers, but my feet, they do not care. No, they stubbornly remain footcicles, all day long. It is so cold here, that it snowed for the first time in like 30 years. We might get a few little bitty flakes of snow on the odd winter day, but itSnarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-37536999404440213262009-11-16T09:39:00.001-08:002009-11-16T09:51:31.772-08:00The sickiesSeems like, for the past month, at least one person in this household has been sick at any given time. We just keep taking turns.First, Tomboy and I had a cold, and a week later, Rugrat got the cold. Then, last Thursday night, I began having excruciating pain in my jaw whenever I ate anything. I brushed my teeth and almost passed out from the pain. (Really. I had to sit down on the ground Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-24856626260211967282009-11-12T12:04:00.001-08:002009-11-12T12:10:28.948-08:00WavingI got an invite to Google Wave a couple of days ago, and I've been poking around in it ever since, finding good public waves to follow and trying to figure out how I can best use it. So far it seems to function best as a forum/chat hybrid. It's still really buggy and has scaling problems for sure, but I think it could be very useful as a project management tool.Are you on Google Wave? If so, Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-51041122423436104242009-11-09T12:14:00.000-08:002009-11-09T12:20:47.083-08:00Last nightWhile doing the dishes, Rugrat decided to regale us all with a joke. And it began, "Once there was this guy with no belly button, but he had one goooooolden nut..."(After we picked ourselves up off the floor and stopped laughing our asses off, we finally found out that he was referring to a machine nut, as in "nuts & bolts.")Earlier in the evening, I overheard this exchange while the kids Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-87985032341057843522009-10-28T12:22:00.001-07:002009-10-28T12:29:58.955-07:00Snapped!My nerves are definitely frayed these days. I've got a ton of work to do and I'm sick with a cold. Tomboy has been home with me the past three days because she's got the cold too, and she's coughing every couple of minutes. Cough syrup isn't doing a bit of good.But that's not really what I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about things that have snapped -- like a few of the supports on Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-507417122167269412009-10-16T16:35:00.001-07:002009-10-16T16:38:53.581-07:00Love, love, loveGlee! Awesome show; if you haven't seen it yet you really need to add it to your DVR list. Jane Lynch alone (as Sue Sylvester) is worth the price of admission.Also in the "love" pile? Flash Forward. It's the new LOST, y'all. And there are weird LOST-centric crossover moments too, and I'm not even talking about the fact that Penny & Charlie are on the show. Things like the kangaroo, and Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-42010780894032676852009-10-15T09:39:00.001-07:002009-10-15T09:40:18.178-07:00ConfusedCan someone explain to me why it takes less time for them to build a new goddamn bay bridge than it does for them to expand highway 4 into four lanes each direction all the way to Hillcrest? I mean, WTF???Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-74885998471918662132009-09-30T10:38:00.000-07:002009-09-30T10:52:36.518-07:00Luna de mielOr, in English, HONEYMOON! It's finally time for our honeymoon, and I am so excited.You may recall that we had originally planned to get married in early October. When we moved the wedding up to May, we couldn't take a honeymoon immediately after for a couple of reasons: 1) we had no money (because I was unemployed) and 2) Mr Wonderful didn't have a week off from work (because we rescheduled atSnarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-84665504438176693262009-09-18T08:56:00.001-07:002009-09-18T11:06:14.032-07:00Fresh startI always love the beginning of the school year. I love the sense of anticipation, the excitement of what the new school year will bring, even though I'm no longer in school.Back-to-school also means it's time for a new "look" - you get back to school clothes and a fresh haircut for those all-important school photos. Every year around this time I get the urge to change my hair, and this year I'mSnarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2500449681227836957.post-24990684098615362262009-09-16T11:32:00.001-07:002009-09-16T11:33:14.348-07:00The hood of doooooomYou think maybe the hood on this sweater might be a little too big?Snarkmeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16918549239684109762noreply@blogger.com0