Take it with a grain of salt....

एक कॉफ़ी की ही तो बात थी

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 17:52:00 +0000

पीले दिए हुए गुलाबों की , किस्मत का रास्ता दिखने की बात थी,
एक कॉफ़ी के सहारे, उनमें सुर्ख लाली लाने की कहाँ बात थी !

सिर्फ नज़रें मिलाने की, दो बईमान इरादों की बात थी ,
एक कॉफ़ी ही तो थी,दबे तूफानों को जगाने की कहाँ बात थी!

मेरे देखे हुए ख्वाबों को, कहाँ पूरा करने की बात थी,
तेरे ही दिए हुए वादे में, साथ साथ एक कॉफ़ी की ही तो बात थी!

कुछ उधार बाकी है तेरा, चुकता करने की बात थी,
अस्सल अभी भी कॉफ़ी है, ब्याज चुकाने की कहाँ बात थी!

दिल्लगी और भी की है तूने , इस दिल लगाने वाले में कुछ तो बात थी,
इंतज़ार में आज भी है तेरे, वादे में एक कॉफ़ी की ही तो बात थी!

तेरे एक दीदार का मौसम बनें हैं

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 07:14:00 +0000

वोह आमोद भरी आँखें ,पर तस्सली के बेजान खंजर चाक करे हैं.
वोह पहली मुलाकात की बस यादें, मेरा नमकीन मरहम बने हैं ..
आमोद= Entertainment,Amusement

इस ज़माने को नहीं पता ,क्या मुझे हर मौसम खुशगवार रखे हैं .

मुरझाया पतझड़ तेरे बिना ,पर तेरे एक दीदार का मौसम बनें हैं ..

तुझे बाँहों में कोई सिमटे ,खैरियत की पनाह दे सके है.

क्या उन्माद की हंसी , वोह तेरा अनुरागी भी बेवजह बनें है ..

अनुरागी = dedicated,

मुलाकात भी हासिल नहीं ,कुछ उसकी वफ़ा भी तकाजा बने है.

पर तेरे ज़ालिम अलविदा का एक हक, हम भी एक अरसे से यहाँ बनें है ...

बईमान दुनिया से हार हताश , अगर मिलने की इच्छा कभी जगे है.

गली के महखाने में ढूँढना मुझे , हर उमीदगार के लब पर तेरा नाम बनें हैं ..

ठगा हुआ मायूस तुझे , अगर कोई मेरी शक्ल मदद के लिए दिखे है.

बताना रिहाई का यह फकीर, निराशियों में प्यार का ढोंगी प्रचारक बनें है..

एक और देवदास तेरे इलज़ाम आना होगा

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 09:28:00 +0000

जिनको हमने होश ओ हवाश में अपना मुक्कम्मल खुदा बनाया,
वोह देखो तमाशे में मेरी मोहब्बत की नीलामी लगाये बैठे हैं!

अधूरे से अफ़साने में बेवफा की तोहमत भी नहीं दे सकता ...
मासूमियत के पीछे अदाओं से, वफाई शब्द वोह पाऊँ तले रोंदे बैठे हैं!

कसम तोड़ी क्यूँ तूने ,क्यूँ मृगनयनी के आगे जज़्बात झुकने दिए ,
जानकार भी , फितरत से वोह, उम्र भर मोहब्बत बदनाम किये बैठे हैं !

ख्वाबों का मंज़र वोह तुमने, हकीक़त में क्या खूब करीब महसूस कराया था ...
बेखबर हम,ख्वाब्गार और भी वोह कमसिन, प्रेम मायाजाल में फंसाए बैठे हैं !

एक देवदास और कारी बदनाम गलियों का तेरे इलज़ाम आना होगा ..
क्यूंकि, मेरे लहू के सूर्ख गुलाबों में, वोह सुहागरात सजाये बैठे हैं !

छलावे की टीस

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 09:05:00 +0000

छट गयी है बदली आज, एक धुप उमड़ उमड़ आई है..

फिर वही आगाज़ है,फिर वही तम्मानाएं अचेत होश में आई है!

हसरत को उसने एक दिल्लगी बनायीं , छलावा हसीन वही पुराना है..

उफ़ का राही बनाकर आज़माइश करते रहिये , क़यामत तक बस यही एक दीवाना है!

खून तेरे हाथों इतने की ,अब नए पुराने सारे माफ़ हैं...

आशिकों के ढेर को, इस ज़माने को कंधे पर उठाना होगा!

एक मेरा भी क़त्ल कर दो, कफ़न यह जज्बात मांगते हैं ....

करम कर दो इतना,तेरे छलावे की टीस में रोज़ मरना अब गवारा न होगा !

Are Your friends Mislead about Anna?Impressed by Media for the Same? Then ask them to Read This......

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 09:01:00 +0000

This is just my attempt to clarify things for people who easily get misguided by articles wthout proof.

If you are against Anna then read on. I am not asking you to support but dont get mislead by articles like these.

Kindly read the article below first:

http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India-Circus/entry/why-anna-hazare-should-not-win-this-battle

I'll summarise the article first:

The article is given such a huge provocative title and then just fizzed out to a single point that Mr. Anna Hazare wants to be in Power.There are no other relevent arguments supporting or justifying the title given to the article.Also the references in the article made are implicit reasons for this huge movement.Please bear for length of this attempt.

My take:

The article quotes"auto rickshaw drivers, and constables, if Haryana Police Sangathan support for Jan Lokpal's bill is any indication, and low paid government officials and assorted elements—have no idea that they are very much part of the corruption. They believe it is a disease outside them, primarily endemic to the government and its institutions, when they are active players in the drama"

Do you think they are wrong?

If the government cannot regulate the Auto Rickshaw license (mainly controlled by people in power and mafia) what choice these people at the bottom of the food chain have who have to buy licenses and rickshaw at almost twice the price.And mind you i am talking about the region which is capital of the nation.He has to indulge in malpractice because he does not have the POWER to stand up againt the corrupt POWERFUL OFFICIALS holding office.To silence their voice the government imposed a law that they cannot refuse a passenger to provide any service.

The Goverment can feast onto the treasury filled by tax payers, but they cannot increase the salary of the "low paid government officials or police" who have to resort to corruption to not only feed themselves and many times unwillingly get involved to warm up the swiss trenches of the chain of command above them.Did the government tackle inflation,provide subsidies,lowered tax rates for this class of democratic nation so that they do not resort to these practices?

Another quote from the article:

"those whom you elected will not be of as much consequence as those self appointed or government nominated Lokpal committee members"

The Election Commision and all other bodies not under ministry have partially failed to check the malpractices involved in election procedure and completely failed to take any legal action against the elected representatives for their misconduct as prescribed to them by influential POWERful people.

Who will then check them respected Parliament? Do you have an answer?

Amend the consitution, make an autonomous body capable of this. But no you did not for your own profit.It finnaly boiled down to the common man's civil movement to execute their democratic rights to have you do the same.Do you realize now why everyone of you is calledCIVIL SERVANT or PUBLIC SERVANT.And yes it pinches and panicks the government when common man whose silence that you are used to churns into slogans and mass support.

Sadly all these above cannot be proved, but it exists deep in society and i DARE say "primarily endemic to the government and its institutions".Prove us WRONG.All hypothetically but physically existing deep rooted in system.

The movement may get tarnished, but this is what we who elected the government now want. Its a welcome change for the nation marred,bruised with plundering of wealth and the elected POWERful representative warming their asses with a lipstick.

This is not just a potshot to people against movement, i would just like to echo this common sentiment of the people.Try to digest it first as below.

A basic requirement to eradicate this disease of corruption is monitoring and checking of POWERful people who not only resort to these practices but also using the office authority involve people down the chain to indulge in same.

If the people in POWER are checked, things should get normal.

संवाद उन खिलाफत्गारों का...

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:26:00 +0000

चर्चा उठा आज फिर से , तेरे इन मासूम खिलाफत्गारों में ..

तेरे मेरे बीच क्या अफसाना , हवा कहाँ अनजान उल्फत्गारों में ...

उफ़ तो निकल ही जाती है चीर के , तुझे कहे कटु संवादों में ...

एक रिश्ता ऐसा भी दम लेता है ,आधे अधूरे नजराए वादों में ...

खेली उन अनजाने पहचानो ने सियासत , उड़ाई तेरी बेफिक्री नियत की खबरे हवाओं में ...

खबर ना दी हमने भी उन् बेत्व्जूफों को , माँगा था तुम जैसा ही ख्वाबों में ...

पाना ,चाहना ,सोचना ,छूना; जान लिया मैंने नहीं कुछ इन तुच्छ बातों में ...

बेकरारी से जानना चाहता हूँ बस अब तो ,जिन्दा हूँ अब सोच कर यही रातों में ...

मोहताज नहीं हमारी मंजील - ए- मोहब्बत ,किसी ख्वाइश्मन्द की बर्बाद तलाब्गारी में ..

पहुंचेंगे हम भी उस मंज़र पर ,डूब के दरिया - ए - आग की तेरी मेरी स्नेह की यारी में ..

सियासतदर ,दोस्त ,शुभचिंतक खड़े हैं सब , चुटकी भरे मज़े लेने दिलाने में ...

कब तक साथ देंगे यह तेरा मेरा ,क्या मुश्किलें कम है खुद की ज़माने में ...

चर्चा उठा आज फिर से , तेरे इन मासूम खिलाफत्गारों में ..

उफ़ तो निकल ही जाती है चीर के , तुझे कहे कटु संवादों में ...

Kuch lamhe aise bhi

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 09:24:00 +0000

Majboor:

Aaj bhi takte rahe gali gali,kadmo ki tumhari aahat ko..
Majboori di hai duniya ne chahat chupa ke rakhne ko...

Ikhtiyar rakhna mohabbat ka meri,itna sa hi imtihaan hai..

Tujhse se to guftugu bagair,yeh saawan bhi barasta jaisee angaar hai..

Duniya kya Jaane:

woh chup rahe..duniya ne guman samjha...
woh kehne lage..duniya ne baimaan samjha...
woh bhoolne lage..duniya ne bewafa samjha..
hum intezar mein rahe..duniya ne pagalpan samjha

is tis mein bhi mazaa hai..is duniya ne pyar ko kya khakh samjha..

Kahan Hai woh:

Deedar ko to taraste the,guftagu bhi kahan hai ab hasil...

Intezar mein taraste rahe,kahan chup gaya chand mera katil...

Beloved Inspiration

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 09:17:00 +0000

Looking for opening lines for a poem,

The one which is just for you,

The words of worlds are not a fair justice,

to the vision, the aura i behold of you..

Those glances meeting together, eureka hallelujah forever,

those remembrances u have too,that I sweetheart am so damn sure..

The tryst of destiny was not meant that day,

but two seasons have gone by, a fresh start together today.

smiling face that kills,with hair falling just on left shoulder..

you are so unaware of it,ask me, that look can move even a boulder..

that serene moment of touch u remember?that thy blessed on humble being,

it was enlightenment of wasted life;my inspiration where had you been.

Its hard to believe with your joyous face, that the world to you is so dark rife,

Wish you could see thru my eyes dear,just seeing you, though far away,just brightens up my life.

let me liberate you from the confined feelings, and bestow a passionate kiss eternally pure,

and when u think of darkness;think of the kiss, seductingly to happiness and me u will be lured

you are a river silent above and gushing below,

taking own course,bending and curving through life slow

I am enthusiastic wave,unfathomable;the ocean; roaring above for u. ..

for always The river gives away herself to ocean..I am all willing to give into you..

For now i realize meaning, of so unknown dormant poetic phrases,

they aptly described my emotions,thanks for walking into my life roses;

It dawns to me that rendezvous with inspiration, made them speechless too

so they etched their golden feelings, and me just obliged too.

-Animesh Kumar Sonkar

For a forever new inspiration of life!!!

Afwaon ko anjaam

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 09:16:00 +0000

in udayi gayi afwaon ko, ab to haan ya naa mein anjaam dena hoga

kya hua gar barbaad ya badnaam hua, is rishte ko mitana ya naam to dena hoga.

ikrar nahi mujhse agar, to yeh ab mujhe batana hoga,

hadd pahunch gayi inteha ki, ab to tumhe bhi samne aana hoga.

khayalon mein tumhare gum rehta din bhar, is duniya mein mujhe laut kar aana hoga,

kya tumhein bhi pyar hai mujhse? is jawab ke aane tak dharti par paon tikana hoga.

saare kadam utha chuka ab tak,ab tumhein ek kadam to uthana hoga,

kasab tumhari na bologi khud aakar ,mujhe maun vrat nibhana hoga.

zor nahi de raha main, is uljhe hue dil ko samadhan dena hoga,

in udayi gayi afwaon ko, ab to haan ya naa mein anjaam dena hoga.

duniya ka ishq par vishwas rahe, unki khatir ek farz to nibha dena hoga

kya hua gar barbaad ya badnaam hua, is rishte ko mitana ya naam to dena hoga.

khair khushamati tumhari aayi hai.

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 09:10:00 +0000

kya waqt main aage badhkar maine paaya hai....

mud ke dekhta hoon to bulate mujhe phir woh zammana hai...

seekhaya seekha accha bura, woh doston ke saath hi kya din tha accha...

yaad karta rehta hoon unhein aaj, jab jawani mein kadam rakha tha sang sang yeh baccha...

aaj ghis ghis kar waqt kata daftar mein..kal wahi phir din aana hai...

ek waqt woh tha....humne nahi doston ke saath waqt ne ghis jaana hai..

saath dene waala aur mile..par unhein humein tha ek dooje ko bhool jaana..

peene baithte hain sabke saath..par yaad rehta tumhare saath woh khali paimana..

woh dum ke kash seekhaye the tumne mujhe, woh madira mein jhoomna sikhya...

kahan chale is bheed ke sang hum tum, woh din laut ke kabhi na wapas aaya...

raat ki gaapon mein maaze lete dete woh raat bhi thak kar so jaati ...

kisi roz milo dobara doston... reh reh kar yaad tumhari bahut aati...

woh patte khelne ke liye,pariksha mein dhoke se mujhe bulana...

woh notes, kitabein ek dooje ke liye, phadne se na hitchkichana...

woh intezar ek dooje ke liye, canteen ya khane ke liye jaana...

woh mandir ke baad, munna ki chai peekar haste hue laut ke aana...

woh proxiyan tumhaare liye, chot lage hue is mote ko uthana...

woh janamdin ke tohfo bagair, bumps raat bhar dena dilana..

woh maal road par jaakar, apni waali ko dossron ki bahon mein paana...

khus te tab bhi hum, tab gum tha hum mein se kisne jaana...

woh seniors ke ek jhalak ke liye, saath dekar hausla badhana...

woh juniors ko niharne, library jaane ka accha tha bahana....

rocket,bauna,mota, dodo,pandey,bantia se naam se chilla kar bulana..

bhandu,mama,potter,dfuck ke pyar takrar ke kisson se unki class lagana..

woh exam ki raaton mein ek mushkil chapter ek dooje ko padhana..

woh C ki pehli lab ke baad, khandha de kar dhukhi man behlana...

woh kaalrav mein hissa lekar..shuruat se jeet tak ki khushi manana...

woh sunday ko biryani, ya maagi aur beer thapa ke yahan khana..

aaj is mod par aakar kya main aisa paya tumhare bin...

kya jaata hai tera malik...lauta de mujhe woh din...

yeh paise yeh naukri yeh ohda , yahan hum phir se aa sakte hain..

in kamino ke saath..kalyug mein hum draupadi bhi la sakte hain...

kahan chale gaye tum sab..waqt ne aisi kya bediyan daali hain...

kitna samay chala gaya..ek chitthi bhi tumhari na aayi hain..

kuch majbooriyan hain tumhari humari..kisi ki biwi bhi zindagi mein aayi hai..

ek sookon ka to haq hai mujhe aaj bhi... ki khair khushamati tumhari aayi hai..

Tujhe Gavaya paate hain...

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 10:10:00 +0000

rubaru bhi nahi ho paye hain hum...tasvir ke sahare baithe hain..

shikan bhi nahi tumhare chehre par...humse chuppi saadhe baithe hain...

saath dekar chor diya tanha humein... saathiyon se ab khafa baithe hain..

jaam bhare chore diye saki bagair .....botal se aashiqui lagaye baithe hain...

Apni muskarahat pe peeche... tere jaane ka gum chupaye baithe hain...

takhdiron ko mukkammal karne waale se..aaj hum bhi ranjish lagaye baithe hain..

Charcha uthta hai duniya mein to..hum sun kar bhi ansuna kar dete hain.....

kahabr le sun duniya se tumhari..khush hain ki aap khair mein rehte hain..

Hosh aata hai duniya mein jab bhi.. hum tumhein gavaya paate hain...

tamanna se tumse nazdikyan badhane...hum mehkhane nikal jaate hain......

adhoori chuuti si kahani bikhri hui...hum tumse poora karna chahte hai...

tumhare saath bina yeh bache hue panne...pata nahi kis siyahi se bharna chahte hain..

Shayari Inspired from some real Women i met/saw

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 13:18:00 +0000

Dil to tumhara bhi dhadka hoga..unke narm paon ki aahton par....
ek aaaah to bhari hogi tumne bhi... unki lachakti bedardi chalon par...
hum kar baithe bayan dil ki tamanna.. tum khamosh nigahon se uff karte rahe...
khushgar hai ek addhore afsane ke bahane hi sahi.. log unke hamare kisse yaad aaj bhi karte rahe..

Abhi aashqie ka aalam chaya bhi na tha..phir bhi duniya ne kiya badnaam...
tasveer ke sahare hain zinda..deedar dene ka koi bheje unhein paigam..

Pyar to ek bukhar hai..reh reh kar umad leta hai...
koi shayar deewana kehta hai ...koi mumbai mein angdaiyan leta hai

Indirapuram Restaurants Yellow Page

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:02:00 +0000

Always kept loosing the phamplets for the various restaurants in Indirapuram...

here is a list for myself and you all...enjoy.. Shame in such highly used medium for marketing (internet) these numbers are not available in online directories..

Chef Joint

(Winsdor Street)

0120-4561467

9910062303

Sunset Grill

(Winsdor Street)

9899498451

9899498454

Urban Punjab

(Winsdor Street)

0120-429-4445

0120-429-6445

Chawla's Chic-Inn

(Winsdor Street)

0120-6580252/253

9311177500

9873677500

Shaamiyana- Ziaka Dilli Ka

(Winsdor Street)

0120-6561755

9278980422

9990611981

Chingari Grill

(Winsdor Street)

0120-6421077

9911686671

9911686674

Vinayak Restaurant

(Winsdor Street)

0120-4113686

Tundey Kababi

(Winsdor Street)

9717874171

9650064090

Sagar Ratna

(Gaur Gravity Market)

0120-4333110

0120-4157316

Rasoi Restaurant

(Windsor Street)

9910025215

Carnation Not worthy of Citizenship

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:35:00 +0000

It was high time i got my car serviced.... Poor thing had not been for servicing past 8-9 months in which there was a trip from Delhi - Agra - Auriya and back..
Finally to my relief a new car service centre CarNation opened up near my office with a pick and drop facility...
To make sure they had a good workshop i went a day before to their service place in Noida sector -63 I guess...The office was good and the workshop behind that looked neat..
There were not many cars considering it was sunday..i asked them to pick my car monday morning and deliver it same day.I gave my name, number etc and took off..
Monday they did not contact..tues i contacted them to pick up..they couldn't, saying they did not have their driver free..
Finally they sent a guy to pick my car on wednesday..Cool i thought..Gave details of things to be done..
1. Normal servicing with engine oil change (forgot to get coolant checked)
2. engine tuning (my car was roaring like mad dog) etc..
In after noon they called up several times, that some engine casket had rotten, vipers not good some rings near engine need to be changes , i agreed to all that asking the price..
Then another call came saying that the headlight are not working and they need to change bulb..That started annoying me and started my suspicion about their level of honesty..Because my headlights were perfectly all right day before..and they were suggesting me to change all bulbs.. I reluctantly said yes thinking okay that will improve the dimness of headlights..
Finally i got my car delivered..The engine sound was same as before servicing..I had my doubts whether did any of engine tuning..
Then i found my autolock was not working..3 doors would not open up...i was really frustrated ..then when i went home gave the car to my brother and as he ws going i saw left tail light was not working..
I could just give a wild guess what the fucking thing they did to my car's electrical cabling..
Even a small garage has good mechanics who love to get the car going.. You need not tell them, coolant,engine oil and engine tuning needs a look..they do it even if u forget..
They make sure the car runs smoothly..
But these carnation people i dont think they have employed good mechanis who love cars and who have proper training or knowledge or maybe experience in dealing with a good car service..Their nation lacks the zeal for its citizens..they are here just to do step by step things from manual, not trying to do anything beyond that..they want to charge you for every extra thing..get parts changed unnecessarily..in short THEY SUCK AS A NATION FOR CARS..Do think twice before handing them you beloved...

EmPowering the Opposition

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Thu, 21 May 2009 18:35:00 +0000

Yeah, finally to the relief to the democratic citizens of india, a stable govt is about to be in place. Yes and that too without much support from outside of the UPA. Thanks to the people who voted...Kudos to them (minus the mumbai people, dont you ever ask for a responsible govt)..

You guys Rock!!!

But ever wondered what will happen with this huge monolithic win...yes sir it may lead to unilateral thinking....thats where the opposition party comes in...Though i am a huge adverser of UPA but having too much faith is not my kind of belief.. they may not always be right..

Thats where the NDA comes in the picture..They had a great blow but thats another story..

This story is about from ashes to phoenix..

The NDA should delve and immerse itself in people and national development activities..It should start a revolutionary concept for the opposition.. here are a few pointers..

1. Start a people feedback system about govt policy, instead of going blindly and opposing every policy of centre at least try to gauge the view of aam admi. This will help them prevent their red face unlike the LEFT on N-Deal.

2. Support the govt towards national betterment.

3. remove advani and pro extremist..Time to build party support beyond hindus. Look out for some fresh talents and young guns.

4. Review the quaterly reviews the to be PM has announced on various projects and ensure that those reviews happen. If the govt is not able to answer you answer the public on the progress..but no politics here please..

5. Well the govt seems to be too busy for this.. But a national ticketing system for grievances by people where the opposition takes these issues to the centre for resolution will improve the party image drastically.. If this is is taken up by UPA, then the NDA is doomed for another 2 decades....

6. It time to do good for the people, by the people and of the people...

Sitting in opposition this year will give you ample of time to do revolutionary reforms as a opposition (because the UPA this year i expect is not going to allow any interference from opposition or allies). Its time to move beyond communalism, foreigner/aged implication on opposition, no agenda for reforms,ram mandir, loyalty to old advani.

Its time for all round development, inducting youth, inducting new ideas, stick to basics of people welfare, no more hindu vs muslim, supporting the good reforms from UPA, opposing only the bad reforms of UPA.

Why do you want to do public reforms only when you are in power. This year do what no opposition has ever done... File/propose a bill for things that were there on your election manifesto..Get your manifesto promises done even if you are in opposition..Welfare done to the people of india will always be visible even if implemented by centre..

The power to come in power is with NEW YOU and only NEW YOU....

IT Bubble

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:04:00 +0000

This is nothing to cheer about, but just to show how the problem of any hierarchical system affects the people at the bottom of the chain.

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,
- "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:
"Current Situation In IT industries"

MNS Should be Banned?

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:56:00 +0000

I had to write about this.

For new comers..I have studied till 12th in Maharashtra...And never in my life had i come across a single Marathi Manoos going blah blah about "you North Indian...".
People in Maharashtra are the most harmony loving people...evidently seen in the acceptance of their festivals like Ganesh Chaturthi celebrated by all sects in Maharashtra...

Yes, i say regionalism should be preached, if the intention is to protect domestic cultural values, but not at the cost of National interest...

Would Maharashtra or any other state would be able to survive if it was not part of India as a state.
If SIMI is being banned for various activities which are hampering nations integrity and unity then why not BAN MNS?
There should be petitions filed by IPS, IAS officers to ban such groups all over INDIA..
Who Is Mr. Raj Thackrey? A petty politician, using slangs and cheap language to address people..
A great leader is also build on great character? I guess you loose heavily on that..

To tell you Mr thackrey "tumhi je shabd vaparta te marathi mansala shobha det nahi".
He is nothing but evidently the "rajniti" is india is so disgusting, that instead empoweing law to kill this rat it has used this pathetic pile of disgusted bin and crowned the owner as the local king.

Mr Raj, you can try to woo the marathi people for votes, but that will help you only to get votes in rural maharashtra. But i am sure an educated Maharastrian would know that your path will finally lead to a destructive Era for all sects in MUMBAI....

You shout so much anti North Indian Slogan, ask your respected wife to clean up her wardrobe of Punjabi suits and bring a lot of local marathi dress...Yeah Charity begins at home..The North Indian lawyer you have hired, fire him and get a marathi lawyer that would be an evident move of anti North Indian slogan you ram down your throat for jobs? Ever thought these circumstances can lead to destitution of marathi people outside maharashtra....I hope that day does not come..for that would be a true end of India as a secular nation...

Confronting Inflation..really nice one

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:29:00 +0000

Came across a really impressive email...
It all about not indulging into unnecessary indulgence just for the sake of luxury.
here it is:

Nice Logic - It May Work !!

A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the Kirana
store he pays Rs. 12 a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he
normally buys two dozens at a time. One day while buying eggs he notices
that the price has risen to Rs. 16. The next time he buys groceries, eggs
are Rs. 22 a dozen.

When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "The price
has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly". This store buys 100
dozen eggs a day. He checked around for a better price and all the
distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy
from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of
business. The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to
distributors. With no competition, they can set the price as they see fit.
The distributors then have to raise their prices to the grocery stores. And
on and on and on.

As the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up. He saw the big egg
trucks delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there. He
checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000 dozen
eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs.

Then week before Diwali the price of eggs shot up to Rs. 40 a dozen. Again
he asked the grocery owner why and was told, "Cakes and baking for the
holiday". The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on
and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up. Expect the
same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking, etc.
happen.

This pattern continues until the price of eggs is Rs. 60 a dozen. The man
says, " There must be something we can do about the price of eggs".

He starts talking to all the people in his town and they decide to stop
buying eggs. This didn't work because everyone needed eggs.

Finally, the man suggested only buying what you need. He ate 2 eggs a day.
On the way home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two eggs.
Everyone in town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day.

The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in his
cooler. He told the distributor that he didn't need any eggs.
Maybe wouldn't need any all week.

The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse. He told the huge egg
farms that he didn't have any room for eggs would not need any for at least
two weeks.

At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs. To relieve the
pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they could buy the
eggs at a lower price.

The distributor said, " I don't have the room for the %$&^*&% eggs even if
they were free". The distributor told the grocery store owner that he
would lower the price of the eggs if the store would start buying
again.

The grocery store owner said, "I don't have room for more eggs. The
customers are only buying 2 or 3 eggs at a time. Now if you were to drop
the price of eggs back down to the original price, the customers
would start buying by the dozen again".

The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers but the egg
farmers liked the price they were getting for their eggs but, those
chickens just kept on laying. Finally, the egg farmers lowered the
price of their eggs. But only a few paisa.

The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time. They said, "when the
price of eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by
the dozen."

Slowly the price of eggs started dropping. The distributors had to slash
their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers.

The egg farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn't buy at a
higher price than they were selling eggs for. Anyway, they had full
warehouses and wouldn't need eggs for quite a while.

And those chickens kept on laying.

Eventually, the egg farmers cut their prices because they were throwing
away eggs they couldn't sell.

The distributors started buying again because the eggs were priced to where
the stores could afford to sell them at the lower price.

And the customers starting buying by the dozen again.

Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry.

What if everyone only bought Rs 200.00 worth of Petrol each time they
pulled to the pump? The dealer's tanks would stay semi full all the time.
The dealers wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the huge tanks. The
tank farms wouldn't have room for the petrol coming from the refining
plants. And the refining plants wouldn't have room for the oil being off
loaded from the huge tankers coming from the oil fiends.

Just Rs 200.00 each time you buy gas. Don't fill up the tank of your car.
You may have to stop for gas twice a week, but the price should come down.

Think about it.

Also, don't buy anything else at the fuel station; don't give them any more
of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come
down..."

..just think of this concept for a while.

.................please pass this concept around....reaching out to
the masses ...the world .....

A Bridge of Broken Trust

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Mon, 19 May 2008 12:28:00 +0000

When you think that you are being trusted at workplace, its time you take stock of the events...

Trust that too at work place..impossible dude..
Trust between peers..you think some one is ready enough to share his meal with you? Wake up..
But they do share a trust on certain platforms when it comes to sharing corporate gossip but never personal growth..
Just stick to this rule..and dont be fool enough..

Trust between lead/manager and you?...Lets start like this...

1. When the manager is trusting you so much, revealing some information, you feel one of the secret keepers of the team,that means he is trying really hard to know what is going on your mind..
He is concerned, are you leaving? Are you still happy with the appraisal?
That is because he is clueless with your responses at daily work.
You will soon find out he tries to ask you about the team and the team about you..

2. trust between managers/lead can only be professional...
manager :Yes this dude can do this work
reportees: My Manager shows concern in my work..

3. A reason big enough not to trust your manager is, "He is not the decision maker when it comes to your personal growth"... You may have bought Mt. Everest to you knees, but dude seriously you are expected to do so when required...So it never shakes the management..All they are worried is about "B"usiness and "R"evenues....
If Business is not doing gr8..no matter you made a TAJ MAHAL..you are bound to get rocks to eat..And your manager inspite knowing all about your work has to come back saying "It will be better next time"..
Its been more than 3 years...I have seen it all..They have no justifications for their action but they very well know how to get you motivated and seriously man they have a huge capacity to go ON and ON and ON for hours explaining why things went wrong and when they will be better..I have seen it all "graphs, career examples, economic growth, US economy" in such discussions and finally have realised..You have to be a heartless bitch to be a manager..No humanity, No dignity, No pride, Actively involved in crashing young dreams...Are managers..

You business did not do gr8...Bloody hell fire your business development guys....I am doing my job and i should get proper recognition..
But the bottom of the food chain cannot indulge in the luxury of "demands"....All they need is patience and climb up the ladder slowly..

So next time you hear stories of team from a Manager simply ask "What is it that you want to know from me"

Dooms day is here?

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:55:00 +0000

Not Exactly the doom's day, but a verge to extinction (thought the word is harsh, u will realise it eventually)...
Yeah People.....

Have you noticed from your toiling life what is happening around...
The eco balance has finally shown signs of rupturing..
A large chunk of Iceberg gone in seconds..I know many don't even bother the outburst of this event..What climatic changes can do to the living human celluloid...
Oil prices shooting..water going scarce..Recently i came to know that the parliament house of india does not get sufficient water supply forget that you will ever get luxury of 24X water forever...Ganges is drying..prediction says that sea level shall rise by more that 5 feet in 2010..
Some say next world war could be for Water..

Recently noted, highest temperature ever in delhi on march 30 in last five years..that tells you a lot..Are you really ready to face such tormenting days ahead in your life with streets you walk turn into sun burnt sand plates...And you thought you have a Car with AC , a home with split AC
, but tell me what will you eat and drink without vegetation and water..
Stop being so stupid..turn to green energy sources, save water, save electricity, save fuel as much as you can...
all is happening here right in front of your eyes wide shut to these..
yeah you will be successful..your name written in history..for what , you will be history in few years with no one left to read your story..
Save the Planet , Save the Homo Sapiens

Why it pained I’ll never want to know....

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:14:00 +0000

Why it pained I’ll never want to know...
(Willing Destiny)

Standing bright, in the hazy sunlight,
You came like a angel in golden twilight.

I knew I am there, but you were really not aware,
For resided in you someone and losing you I did not dare.
Merry was I with your company and glow,
Holding innocent hands with feelings to tell you more.

Came the day we parted and it snowed bad,
We went on the journey with whaterver memories we had.
I knew i was just a face for you I know,
But why it pained I’ll never want to know…

Days went by, I lived the dreamed era,
Till we met again with you untouched Aura.
So stunned was I, I thought I just lived in waste,
Oh Mighty, give me a another chance my heart paced.

You serenity touched me like shining divine,
And you did smile when I gazed you to be mine.
Distance parted, I still wanted to see you more,
But why it pained I’ll never want to know…

And spite in heaven and hell, felt together on unnamed road,
For heaven was your ignorance, and hell was my conscious abode.

We talked the world, as years went by,
Your cakewalk life and the rainy sky.
You never brought what together we might,
Never did I to hurt your smiling sight.

Friendship grew, became purple and warm,
Waiting to be red, together in arms.
I hate this word, starting with it is never right
It like wishing for the stars on cloudy night.
You never looked me as the person I wanted I know
But why it pained I’ll never want to know…

Your searching soul, for a mate of desire,
Felt like together we can see some fire.
But destiny’s will or my willing destiny,
You chose not me, but a fate’s mutiny.
Crashed my dream, your blissful ignorance will never let know
But why it pained I’ll never want to know…

Still you ask me beside, as i am your trust,
How can i breach it, for my feelings had never been lust.
I vow to stand for the memories left distorted,
Though it hurts like standing on broken glass carpet.

For all I thought I am happy but I am not,
For love is not sacrifice, it always pains a lot.
All the time I knew you never wanted it I know
But why it pained I’ll never want to know…

Satisfaction is Compromise

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:13:00 +0000

Wow..what struck me to write this heavily loaded discussion....
As one day fed up of my boring job i was pondering why am i so bored at my job....
It occurred to me that i am not that satisfied with my job, the challenges that the job brings..
Then i thought maybe i should not look up for any challenge in my job and maybe then i shall not feel bored and do my work as it is...bottomline i will be satisfied doing what i am doing...
and lo behold...it occurred to me...in order to be satisfied which i believe is a state of illusionary mental being people do compromise on many things in life...
And you will see around people who were ready to compromise on various aspects of life are the ones drumming i am satisfied with my life.. Nothing wrong..but my point is to be satisfied you have to let go/compromise on some virtues...
But by satisfaction i don't mean that you are content at your heart..If your satisfaction is a byproduct of compromise, something will always haunt you...I dont want that haunting to come again and again in life and i would wish of the lost opportunities just because i wanted to be disillusionedly satisfied..

So i have decided being just too young to compromise on my lookout for challenging jobs where you can learn more and more than that enjoy ur work, i need a contigency plan for the situation...
Is any body familiar what usually those plans especially if u r a software engineer? :)

Why have troubles and worries

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:11:00 +0000

And those great philosophers and psychologist thought that they understood the human mind /emotion or shall we say humans...
is it so? Then tell me sir, why is that inspite all human beings trying to be happy why is that they are surrounded by worries ?
They are happy in a relationship but have worries about the future.. they are very happy having a good life but then they worry over all things which many of the times are beyond their control..
parents worry about their kids first for education, then their behavior in teens, then their college, job, marriage, children's children.... why don't you just take a break from routine and be happy for the moment...things will fall together whether you worry or not..I am very happy and content with my life and i do not like any deviation from happiness to worries...I dont worry about me and not about others...Its a state of mind which i really dont want to deal..Does any other person wants to? I guess no..Then why create worries in your life and then in others....

God Damn it!!! Save the Earth

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:39:00 +0000

Its been a while i churned my thinking process, had been busy(lame excuse i know).
Well and as one day i was passing by office building i saw lots and lots of smoke coming out from the generator exhaust..And i looked around, all surrounding office buildings were generating this huge plethora of carbon dirt...It really made me shiver..I could just see the big hole in the ozone layer getting created in front of my eyes..
I was very aware of the active global warming events recently (so sad it seems the wave has died) and it made me think, what on earth these offices are spared for? I know there is huge electricity problem in the state, but wait a minute we have this huge dam generating enormous amount of electricity for the northern grid, still....i pity all of us...
In delhi the weather is really hot these days..i am sure 1-2 years more carbonizing of environment and we all definately wont need those logs to burn in a funeral, the sun will take care of our cremation...
Well i hope the govt really takes note of this and soon should provide some large scale environmental friendly power genration means...Be ready for "DAY AFTER TOMORROW"...
Any thoughts are welcome as comments...

Tujhko Khabar Kyun Nahi??

noreply@blogger.com (Akki) — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:44:00 +0000

Ishq ka dard zahir kiye jaa raha hoon....
Zamane ko khabar hai..par tumko tinka bhi pata nahi...
Teri meethi si mehek mein uddae ja raha hoon....
zamane ko khabar hai par tujhko nahi...

Anjaani bani rehti hoo, ya yeh bhi ek ada hai tumhari...
itni aur adaon se maar chuki ho mujko..
Azmaish hai agar, to hum kabhi hatenge nahi..
Ek ada ka aur, ghayal hi ban jaoon sahi...

Gairon ki takleef tere daman ke chaon paati hai...
Kyun pata nahi mujhse tu apna daman churati hai...

Teri madhoshi mein aaj bhi main jaam choomta wahiin...
Zamane ko khabar hai par tujhko kyun nahi...