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        <title>My boss made me do it</title>
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        <published>2009-07-08T21:09:41-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-07-08T21:09:41-07:00</updated>
        <summary>My boss made me do it...</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Bryan Starbuck</name>
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    <entry>
        <title>Worlds most Craziest and Dangerious job</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-67572383</id>
        <published>2009-06-02T20:38:12-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-06-02T20:38:12-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Worlds most Craziest and Dangerious job. From Metacafe. Worlds Most Craziest and Dangerous Job - The best video clips are here</summary>
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            <name>Bryan Starbuck</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Worlds most Craziest and Dangerious job.</p><div><br /><div>From <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2890370/worlds_most_craziest_and_dangerous_job/">Metacafe</a>.</div><br />

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        <title>HR Decisions on Who gets Laid off</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-66985639</id>
        <published>2009-05-19T08:01:42-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-05-19T08:01:42-07:00</updated>
        <summary>This came from: unemploymentality.com</summary>
        <author>
            <name>Bryan Starbuck</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>This came from:&#0160;<a href="http://unemploymentality.com/">unemploymentality.com</a></p><div><br />

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        <title>Microsoft&#39;s Resume template with &quot;Zap&quot; and &quot;Pow&quot; Graphics</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-66668653</id>
        <published>2009-05-11T20:28:42-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-05-11T20:41:10-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Microsoft Office offers this resume template that most recruiters would probably prefer job seekers don&#39;t use. View or download the template here</summary>
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            <name>Bryan Starbuck</name>
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    <entry>
        <title>Kid Fakes Job Interview -- Consultant Interviews</title>
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        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-66366029</id>
        <published>2009-05-04T14:28:32-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-05-04T14:28:32-07:00</updated>
        <summary>This video puts consultants through the ringer in interviews. The was from from the Career Realism blog post, which I found from an @Animal retweet.</summary>
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            <name>Bryan Starbuck</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>This video puts consultants through the ringer in interviews.</p><br /><div>The was from from the <a href="http://www.careerealism.com/interview-red-flags-ever-felt-like-these-people-i-have/">Career Realism</a> blog post, which I found from an <a href="http://twitter.com/Animal">@Animal</a> retweet.<br /></div><div><br /><div><br />


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        <title>Singapore&#39;s Surprising HR Techniques</title>
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        <published>2009-04-30T12:33:01-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-04-30T12:33:01-07:00</updated>
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            <name>Bryan Starbuck</name>
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        <title>Terrorist at Recruiting booth of Homeland Security</title>
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        <published>2009-04-22T07:31:32-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-04-22T07:31:32-07:00</updated>
        <summary>Wearing a Terrorist t-shirt to the recruiting booth of Homeland Security, probably isn&#39;t a great idea.</summary>
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            <name>Bryan Starbuck</name>
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        <title>How to Tweet Your Way Out of a Job</title>
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        <published>2009-03-18T12:48:43-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-03-18T12:48:43-07:00</updated>
        <summary>This came from Hutch Carpenter at the I&#39;m not actually a geek blog.</summary>
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            <name>Bryan Starbuck</name>
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        <title>Steve Jobs Top Quotes -- about Hiring &amp; Firing</title>
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        <published>2009-01-18T14:12:37-08:00</published>
        <updated>2009-01-18T14:12:37-08:00</updated>
        <summary>4 of the 10 Top quotes from Steve Jobs are about hiring and firing. The Top 10 Steve Jobs Quotes comes from the Marketing Nirvana blog. #9. On Hiring Recruiting is hard. It’s just finding the needles in the haystack....</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div>4 of the 10 Top quotes from Steve Jobs are about hiring and firing.</div><br /><div>The&#0160;<a href="http://mariosundar.wordpress.com/2008/08/14/top-10-steve-jobs-quotes/">Top 10 Steve Jobs Quotes</a> comes from the <a href="http://mariosundar.wordpress.com">Marketing Nirvana</a> blog.</div><br /><div><span style="font-family: &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; "><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">#9. On Hiring</p><blockquote style="font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; margin-top: 20px; margin-right: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 20px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 70px; background-image: url(http://s3.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/pub/regulus/images/bg_blockquote.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #eeeeff; background-position: 0% 0%; "><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">Recruiting is hard. It’s just finding the needles in the haystack. You can’t know enough in a one-hour interview.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">So, in the end, it’s ultimately based on your gut. How do I feel about this person? What are they like when they’re challenged? I ask everybody that: ‘Why are you here?’ The answers themselves are not what you’re looking for. It’s the meta-data.</p></blockquote><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">#8. On Firing</p><blockquote style="font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; margin-top: 20px; margin-right: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 20px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 70px; background-image: url(http://s3.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/pub/regulus/images/bg_blockquote.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #eeeeff; background-position: 0% 0%; "><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">We’ve had one of these before, when the dot-com bubble burst. What I told our company was that we were just going to invest our way through the downturn, that we weren’t going to lay off people, that we’d taken a tremendous amount of effort to get them into Apple in the first place — the last thing we were going to do is lay them off.</p></blockquote><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">#7. On a CEO succession Plan</p><blockquote style="font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; margin-top: 20px; margin-right: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 20px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 70px; background-image: url(http://s3.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/pub/regulus/images/bg_blockquote.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #eeeeff; background-position: 0% 0%; "><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">I mean, some people say, ‘Oh, God, if [Jobs] got run over by a bus, Apple would be in trouble.’ And, you know, I think it wouldn’t be a party, but there are really capable people at Apple.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">My job is to make the whole executive team good enough to be successors, so that’s what I try to do.</p></blockquote><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">#4. On Evangelism</p></span></div><div><span style="font-family: &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; "><blockquote style="font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; margin-top: 20px; margin-right: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 20px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 70px; background-image: url(http://s3.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/pub/regulus/images/bg_blockquote.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: #eeeeff; background-position: 0% 0%; "><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">When I hire somebody really senior, competence is the ante. They have to be really smart. But the real issue for me is, Are they going to fall in love with Apple? Because if they fall in love with Apple, everything else will take care of itself.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">They’ll want to do what’s best for Apple, not what’s best for them, what’s best for Steve, or anybody else. (<em style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; font-style: italic; ">this actually reiterates my oft-repeated mantra of “ubiquitous evangelism” in companies</em>)</p></blockquote><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 1em/normal &#39;Lucida Grande&#39;, &#39;Lucida Sans Unicode&#39;, Verdana, sans-serif; color: #666666; margin-top: 12px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; ">-Bryan</p></span></div></div>
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    <entry>
        <title>Job Seeker can&#39;t Spell</title>
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        <published>2008-11-05T19:11:21-08:00</published>
        <updated>2008-11-05T19:11:21-08:00</updated>
        <summary>It is too bad when job seekers can&#39;t spell. Source: Fail Blog</summary>
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            <name>Bryan Starbuck</name>
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<p>Source: <a href="http://failblog.org/2008/11/03/job-application-fail-2/">Fail Blog</a></p>

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