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Light Fucks Everyone In Death Note (But Mostly L)

admin — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 14:32:35 +0000

It’s been a couple years since I was really into Death Note, so I had actually forgotten the names of some of the secondary characters that appear in this gallery – apologies to Watari and (possibly) Mikami, but you guys apparently weren’t super memorable! Possibly because I, like just about everyone else, was too caught up in the tension between L and Light. Okay, I also had a little crush on Matsuda, but he’s not in here, sadly. Near and Mello make an appearance, but by and large, these photos are mostly summed up as “Light fucks everyone, but mostly L” – which really, isn’t a bad thing at all, because Light is pretty hot! Source is Just Cartoon Dicks, if you’re interested in seeing more.

One Dick To Rule Them All: Lord Of The Rings Yaoi

admin — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 04:52:03 +0000

For the past couple of weeks, I’ve been in the mood to either re-read or re-watch (or both) the Lord Of The Rings series, but for some reason, my lazy ass just hasn’t gotten around to doing either of those things… yet somehow, I’ve made the time to search for yaoi of the characters. Go figure. Anyhow, if I share my finds from Just Cartoon Dicks with you guys, it makes me seem productive, right? So here you go: Legolas, Elrond, Aragorn, an orc, and what could either be Boromir or Faramir, I haven’t quite decided. Of course, as it’s been a few years since I read the books or watched the movies, it could also be someone that I’ve just randomly forgotten. Sometimes I just suck like that. I’d make a joke right now about how the unidentified guy also seems to really enjoy a different kind of sucking, but I’m simply too much of a mature adult type to do so, you see. Ahem.

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Yaoi With Plenty Of Kamina & Simon

admin — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 05:45:51 +0000

The fact that this anime is called “Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann” always makes me hungry – no, wait, before you think that I’m totally insane and weird and run away, I have a relatively good reason! It’s because the name reminds me of the Lotte Toppo snack brand from Japan, which is sort of like reversed Pocky and (in my opinion) much tastier. But not nearly as tasty as this Gurren Lagann yaoi from Just Cartoon Dicks! That was a pretty sweet segueway, if I do say so myself… but I do legitimately find Kamina really hot, in spite of his insane glasses, so that’s why he dominates this gallery. Simon is also pretty well represented, plus a few minor characters as well. It’s no creme brulee-filled Toppo snack, but it’s still pretty delicious!

Naruto Yaoi Crossover With Avatar: The Last Airbender

admin — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 16:12:07 +0000

So if I knew more about these two animes, I could probably come up with some (far-fetched) explanation for why on earth the male characters from Naruto and Avatar: The Last Airbender are somehow not only in the same world, but also having a straight-out, no-holds-barred gay orgy… but since I don’t really know shit and source website Just Cartoon Dicks isn’t telling, you’ll just have to leave it up to your imagination, dear reader. Or just go read some crossover fanfiction or something, I don’t know. I’m feeling too lazy today to write anything worth a damn about why Aang is sucking Naruto’s dick, same for Kakashi and Sokka or any of the other pairings and threesomes in this gallery… so please forgive me and just enjoy it, okay?

Gay Superhero & His Nemesis Have A Blowjob Battle!

admin — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 19:17:10 +0000

It’s time to cater to the all the gay-loving comic book nerds out there again! Although, unlike my last superhero yaoi update, I don’t think that these are real characters, just ones that have been invented by Gay Comics. The blonde guy reminds me of Booster Gold, though, and the villain is like an awesome, mustachioed blend of Nightcrawler and Deadpool, costume-wise. If I’m wrong and these are bonafide characters from some series out there, let me know in the comments, please! Other than that, just sit back and enjoy their brawling-cum-blowjobs!

SOS Brigaders Kyon And Koizumi Bring The Ho-Yay

admin — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:16:35 +0000

Though he may not be the titular character in The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya, it’s pretty obvious to anyone who has watched the anime or read the light novels and manga that the main character of the series is its sarcastic narrator, Kyon. Because of this, we’re lucky enough to be privy to all the interactions and conversations he has with fellow SOS Brigade member (and eternally-smiling esper) Itsuki Koizumi. They’re starting to show the hints in the anime adaptation, but for those of us who read the books, it’s practically considered canon (I mean, this is official art) that Koizumi really, really likes Kyon. Koizumi has even gone so far as to tell Kyon that if Haruhi changed everything, the person he would miss the most would be Kyon, and he wouldn’t be satisfied with their simple friendship. Let’s hope that Kyon quits being so oblivious and finally realizes exactly what Koizumi’s been trying to tell him, and soon, so that maybe scenes like the ones in this gallery will become canon!

Street Fighter & Mortal Kombat Get The Yaoi Treatment

admin — Mon, 17 May 2010 08:02:25 +0000

So here I am with another update from Just Cartoon Dicks featuring a franchise that I’m not terribly familiar with. I was a pretty sheltered kid, so even though I’m the right age to fondly remember the Street Fighter games, I don’t… my only experience with them was when I visited family across the country who happened to live near an arcade. So while I can tell you that this gallery has Ryu, that’s about the only character I can identify with any certainty. I have a bit more experience with the other game series that’s featured here – the Mortal Kombat series – but only with one of their games. One of my friends had Mortal Kombat 3, and I was actually pretty badass as Kitana, Noob Saibot, and Kung Lao, if I do say so myself! So I can tell you that Liu Kang, Raiden, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and what I think is Reptile are all here, but I might be missing any that are from the other MK games. As usual, if you think you can help me ID everyone, leave me a comment on the main site and let me know who everybody is and maybe I can edit their names in to this description to make it easier for Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat yaoi fans to get their fix!

Final Fantasy VII Yaoi With Cloud, Sephiroth, Vincent & More

admin — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 04:53:06 +0000

Okay, I’ll admit it: I’ve never played Final Fantasy VII before. I don’t even have a good excuse – we have the original version as well as having it downloaded on our PS3 and PSP, and yet… I just haven’t gotten around to it. In fact, the upcoming Final Fantasy XIII will be the first FF game – aside from counting a small portion of 10 – that I’ve ever bought myself and played through. However, I did instantly recognize a few of these characters from Just Cartoon Dicks – well, it’s sort of hard to exist as a diehard internet user and NOT see how many people are obsessed with Sephiroth. Just the other day I was reading like 5 different Encyclopedia Dramatica entries about people who believe that they’re “astral married” or something to him… but anyway. I’ve identified the characters in this particular gallery as Cloud Strife, Cid Highwind, Vincent Valentine, the aforementioned Sephiroth some of his clones from Advent Children… and then one random guy that I couldn’t figure out. He’s in the first photo, fucking Cloud, so leave a comment on the site’s main blog if you know who he is, I guess.

Justice League Gays: Batman, Superman, Flash, Green Lantern

admin — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 20:44:07 +0000

One of my New Year’s resolutions was to update this site more, because I always sort of feel like an asshole when I realize how much I neglected it last year. So I’m going to try to post new content around once a week – if I don’t, feel free to leave comments yelling at me about it! Anyhow, here’s this week’s gallery: a bunch of Justice League yaoi goodness from Just Cartoon Dicks. Let’s see, we’ve got Batman, Superman, Lex Luthor, Martian Manhunter, one of the Green Lanterns (John Stewart, though I’d personally prefer Hal Jordan), Flash, and both the Teen Titans version of Robin as well as the Nightwing incarnation – a pretty good selection, if I do say so myself!

Drunken Hookups Get Hot & Heavy In These Gay Comics

admin — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 08:47:34 +0000

This gallery goes out to all you New Year’s Eve partiers – I’ve collected a few samples from some Gay Comics about drunken hookups to continue the crazy, fun, party mood that tends to be so prevalent when ringing in the new year! The first selection is about two hunks who lock eyes in a deserted train car, order some drinks together, and end up fucking the living daylights out of each other – that is, until they get caught by another passenger! The second series features two gorgeous yaoi boys having dinner and drinks, and the orange-haired one (who I think is actually supposed to be the same guy that I featured in my Christmas update here) decides to give his brunette lover an amazing blowjob for dessert. Once again, Gay Comics knocks it out of the park – I love both of these updates!