So.. as all the ducking and diving by major politicians goes on as their false and greedy expense claims are outed we can all give a righteous and outraged shrug and tell the weans, ” See, I told you they’re ALL no good!” And, on this occassion we’d be absolutely right given the massive fraud that the “honourable” members of parliament have been engaged in for years.

But, sometimes, in the middle of all the garbage you see something that makes you laugh out loud! One such thing comes with this screen grab from the BBC news site on May 12th 2009!

Well… I suppose he would be! I mean having used all our money to maintain the pool he’d be entitled to be angry over any leaks.. wouldn’t he?

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So there I was doing what I like best… nothing.. and I suddenly thought:-

What about all these famous people? Do they ever regret missing out on the perfect title for their autobiography?

With me? Let’s see there is:-

1. “Along Came a Spader” – would have been perfect for James Spader of “Boston Legal” fame!

2. “To Kill a Mocking Bird” – wouldn’t that have been just right for Anne Robinson – spectre, past journalist and half-wit of TV’s “The Weakest Link”?

3. “Who Ate My Cheese? – smashing title for Gillian McKeith’s musings on food and bowel contents?

4. “Liar, Liar” – might just have suited ex Prime Minister Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.

5 “Neither a Borrower nor a Lender Be” – might well fit the up-coming incoherent ramblings of one Gordon Browne.

Now I’ve only just started this and I’m certain my readers can think of some even more suiting titles!

So.. feel free to give rein to your talent!