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What are the best lines said by MS Dhoni ?

2019-04-20T01:43:00.001-07:00

MS Dhoni was born on 7 July 1981. He is an integral part of Indian International Team from 2007.
He is regarded as one of the best finishers of the game. He is considered as one of the best wicketkeepers as well in world cricket.

He made his international debut in a one-day international match in December 2004 against Bangladesh and played his first Test a year later against Sri Lanka.

In his career span, MS Dhoni has received many awards. Some of them are -

- ICC ODI Player of the Year (2008 and 2019)

- Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna award (2007)

- Padma Shri (2009)

- Padma Bhushan (2018)

- Named captain of ICC World Test X| in 2009, 2010 and 2013

- Selected Record 8 Times in ICC World ODI X| ( 5 Time as Captain)

- The only captain to win T20 Worldcup, 50 over WorldCup and Champions Trophy as well.

and this list continues.....!!!!

MS Dhoni is one of the wittiest cricketers as well. He is always in news for some quote or another. His interviews are very famous as well.

Some of the best lines/ wittiest lines said by MS Dhoni are -

1. Just a week before WorldCup, Dhoni daughter named Ziva was born. He was asked if that was playing on his mind. And his reply was amazing. He said -

" No, I am on national Duty. Everything Else Can Wait"

2. When halfway through the series, he was asked whether is beaten already.

" Till the time Full Stop doesn't come, the sentence is not complete "

3. He is one of the most understanding India ever had. This reflects in his statements as well. One of them is -

"You won't see Sreesanth bat like Don Bradman Just because he wants to bat like one"

4. He knows that not everybody is the same and he respects this as well.

" I Find Liquor has a Bitter Taste So I don't drink Alcohol but Understand that other people enjoy it"

5. False Promises. That's not what Dhoni does.

" I Tell My Wife That She Is The Only THIRD Important Thing After My Country and My Parents "

6. Dhoni keeps his personal life separate.

" You Have The Right To Ask Me That. It's Your Prerogative. But I Have The Right To Answer Or Not "

7. His love for Army and his country.

"I Focus On Cricket Because It's Something I am Good At. After Retiring, I Want To Serve In The Army, It Has Always Been About Serving The Nation"

8. When asked about defeats. He replied like a boss.

" When You Die You Die, You don't Think Which is the Better Way To Die "

9. What you think is what you reflect.

" Nobody has seen FORM. It's a State of Mind Where You are Confident and You Think Very Positively "

10. When he was asked what is left to win after winning T20 WorldCup, ODI Worldcup, and Champions Trophy.

" I Don't mind repeating things "

11. One of the time when he was rested due to some injury.

"If You Are Not 100 Percent Fit and Not At Your Best (And Still Play), It's CHEATING"

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Oneplus 7 may come in 3 Variants

2019-04-13T04:15:00.000-07:00

After many speculations regarding the design and configuration, Team OnePlus is going to release its latest model in the coming month of May 2019.

Expected date is 8th May 2019.

As OnePlus7 launch is nearing, more details are starting to appear online regarding the specifications, design, variants, etc.

We have combined leaks from various sources at one place so that you can get an idea of whether OnePlus7 can compete with the best smartphones in the market or not.

Price - Well, the price is still unknown till the release date but we can expect the device to cost more than $549 for the base model as the most recent handset from the firm - launched at $549 / £499 / AU$599 and prices have been gradually creeping up since the range began, so we’d expect the OnePlus 7 will cost at least that much if not more.

If you are waiting for a 5G Device, OnePlus has confirmed that they are working on a 5G variant of the phone but it's still hard to speculate whether we will be getting 5G support in OnePlus7 or not.

The company's CEO has said that its 5G handset will cost between $200 and $300 more than its next 4G deviceWe know the company is working on both a 5G and a 4G phone, but it's not clear whether the 5G phone is a variant or a completely different model. Either way, though you should be able to get a OnePlus 4G phone if you're not up for paying that much.

We know that OnePlus 7 will be full of new features lets keep the speculations going and speculate a few more.

1. A microSD Card Slot

You get a decent amount of storage in OnePlus7 but for some users, 256gb is not enough. So, to cater to there problem OnePlus7 may come with additional card support.

2. Water Resistance

Nowadays water resistance is one of the MVP features of the smartphone. While previous phones of OnePlus do have some water resistance but they lacked proper IP rating. We can expect water resistance with an IP rating in OnePlus7.

3. QHD Display

OnePlus Franchise always sticks with a Full HD screen, which isn’t a match for most of the top-end flagships.
They must have done this in order to keep the price down. But its high time now, they need to make the jump from Full HD screens to OHD Display.

4. Remove The Notch

#removethenotch, as the hashtag, suggest the notch should be removed. If we trust the leaks then this is already done. So we are going to get a better watching experience.

5. Wireless Charging

6. In - Screen Camera

7. Dual Speaker

8. Different Variants

According to the Twitter tipster, Ishan Agrawal, the Chinese firm is gearing up to show off the OnePlus 7, OnePlus 7 Pro and OnePlus 7 Pro 5G, the latter arriving at the firm's long-rumored debut 5G smartphone. The leak doesn't tell us much else about the devices, but a leaked screenshot accompanying the tweet - first shared earlier this week - suggests the OnePlus 7 Pro variants will pack a Snapdragon X55 chipset, equipping the phone with 5G support thanks to Qualcomm's built-in X50 modem.

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Find out why girls life is easy ??

2019-04-11T02:25:00.001-07:00

Girls life is easy ??? Let's find out if it's easy or there life is full of struggles ??

We all know that the girls face many struggles in life which are way different from the struggles of the male. We are against gender inequality but some inequality does exist. This is because of our so-called traditions and chauvinist nature of Indian Males.

Sadly, many people still think there’s no need for women’s movements anymore. We disagree. There’s still work to be done to make sure that women live free from violence, oppression, and suffering, and can take full advantage of their right to opportunity.

Some of these problems are -

1. Bra Strap

Yes, you read it right. Bra strap problem is a real thing and its painful as hell sometimes. Many girls struggle with this problem. It's a blessing when you come back home from a long day of work and can open your bra.

2. Period Pain

The pain, also known as dysmenorrhea or period pains or menstruation cramp, ranges from dull and annoying to severe and extreme. Period cramps tend to begin after ovulation when an egg is released from the ovaries and travels down the fallopian tube.
The struggle is real for the girl when she needs to spend 7 days every month like this. In India, in many places, girls are even not allowed to enter temples, kitchen and perform any kind of pooja.This is the time when we should support them but we deprive them of certain things as well.

3. Marriage Pressure

In India, when girls get 21+ there is a constant pressure of marriage. If you come from a middle-class family, not much-educated parents. They will probably be getting their daughter married by 21. If the family is well educated and liberal they might let their daughter complete her study and then think of getting her settled. The actual push comes from not the parents but from relatives, friends, society.etc. The moment you cross your 25, you start to get questions on marriage. Your neighbor, your Gardner, your society everyone suddenly seems to be worried about your marriage EXCEPT your parents.

When their girl is married there is a constant pressure of child as well. The pressure from parent never stops.

So, parents let your girl enjoy her life, relatives, friends and other people don't matter what matters is your opinion and your girl's opinion.

4. Going out in Night

In India, most of the parents restrict their daughters to go out just because of the guys who have done such incredible things like Teasing women, gang rape, murder, kidnapping, selling to other countries. This restriction is generally imposed in order to secure them from unwanted threats. However in some cities like Surat, Mumbai, Pune, Ahmedabad there is no such restriction. Still, the struggle is real for girls when they can't enjoy the nightlife of there city.

5. Arranged Marriage

In India, girls struggle when they are forced to do Arranged Marriage. Arranged marriage is a type of union in which the bride and groom are selected by family (parents, aunts, uncles) other than the couple themselves. Professional matchmakers are also used. We are not allowed to go out in the night, but our families marry us to a guy who is a total stranger. Thats the irony and hypocrisy of our culture.

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Weird things you can do with soft drinks/ cola other than drinking it?

2019-04-07T08:51:00.001-07:00

A soft drink (see terminology for other names) is a drink that typically contains carbonated water (although some lemonades are not carbonated), a sweetener, and a natural or artificial flavoring. The sweetener may be a sugar, high-fructose corn syrup, fruit juice, a sugar substitute (in the case of diet drinks), or some combination of these. Soft drinks may also contain caffeine, colorings, preservatives, and/or other ingredients.

Soft drinks are called "soft" in contrast with "hard" alcoholic drinks. Small amounts of alcohol may be present in a soft drink, but the alcohol content must be less than 0.5% of the total volume of the drink in many countries and localities[1][2] if the drink is to be considered non-alcoholic.[3] Fruit punch, tea (even kombucha), and other such non-alcoholic drinks are technically soft drinks by this definition but are not generally referred to as such.

Soft drinks/cola are harmfull as it increases Risk Of Diabetes And Metabolic Syndrome, Obesity Risk In Children is also raised, Heart Disease, Causes Tooth Erosion, Leads To Osteoporosis And Bone Fractures and many more.Soft drinks/cola can be used in various other things as well except drinking. Some of them are mentioned below just for fun purpose.
(Disclaimer - We are not referencing any brand. This article is about soft drink as a whole.)

1. Toilet Cleaner

First and foremost use of Soft drinks/cola is that it can be used as a toilet cleaner. You just need to pour some cola in and around the rim of the pot and then wait for 30 minutes. Then use a brush to scrub and you are done. Your toilet is clean.

This happens because of the Power of Acidity.

Soft drinks/cola contains three different types of acid: citric, carbonic, and phosphoric. Citric acid is found in citrus fruits like lemons, limes, and oranges. Carbonic acid isn't actually added to pop. Instead, it's the result of pumping incredibly high amounts of carbon dioxide into such a tiny space, forcing the gas to dissolve. When you open a can of soda, that pop you hear is from the dissolved carbon dioxide escaping and creating fizz in the process.

2. Remove Milk Stains

Firstly in order to remove milk stains, you need to pour some Soft drink/cola on the garment on which mil stain is there, let it sit for approx. 5 min. Launder the garment in the regular wash and it's done because of the acidic nature of the Soft Drink/Cola the stain is removed.

Now you can start wearing your stain-free shirt again.

3. Cleaning Glass

Soft Drink/Cola can also be used to clean mirrors, eye glass's, aquarium glass, windows and many more. You just need to pour and rinse and Taddaaa your glass is clean. :D

4. Tenderize Beef

5. Remove Bad/ Skunk Odour

Just Pour four two-liter bottles of Coca-Cola into a bucket, Sponge yourself down in a shower, Rinse and clean. You are fresh and girls are attracted towards you as well.

6. Loosen Rusty Nuts and Bolts

Power of acidity shows is magic to loosen up rusty nuts and bolts as well. Just apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. Kill Mice

The most exciting use of Soft Drink/Cola is to kill a mouse. Mouse loves cola and the carbonated gas that is in cola causes acidity problem in mice. Then after some time mice dies. Put Soft Drink/ Cola in a bowl and set it out where you have mice. The mice love cola, drink it, and unable to expel the gas, die.

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IPL 2019, RR vs RCB: दिन की सबसे खराब कप्तानी की चाल

2019-04-02T12:02:00.000-07:00

दोनों ही टीमें आईपीएल 2019 की अपनी पहली जीत की तलाश में इस मैच में उतरी थीं। राजस्थान रॉयल्स और रॉयल चैलेंजर्स बैंगलोर दोनों ने इस सीजन में अपने पहले तीन मैच गंवाए थे। इस मैच में हार ने प्लेऑफ के लिए क्वालीफाइंग की संभावना को और अधिक पतला बना दिया।

इससे पहले, राजस्थान रॉयल्स के कप्तान, अजिंक्य रहाणे ने टॉस जीता और अपने घरेलू दर्शकों के सामने पहले क्षेत्र के लिए चुने गए। आरसीबी को विराट कोहली और पार्थिव पटेल की शुरुआती साझेदारी के माध्यम से शानदार शुरुआत मिली। फिर आरआर ने श्रेयस गोपाल को आक्रमण में लाया, जो आरसीबी के शीर्ष क्रम से भागे थे।

आरसीबी की बल्लेबाजी की कमर तोड़ने के लिए विराट कोहली, एबी डिविलियर्स और शिमरोन हेटमाइयर के विकेट लेने के साथ ही लेग स्पिनर अजेय लग रहा था। तब पार्थिव पटेल ने ऑलराउंडर मार्कस स्टोइनिस के साथ पारी को स्थिर किया। जब बाएं हाथ के बल्लेबाज ने आरसीबी को अंत की ओर एक त्वरण की जरूरत पड़ी।

उस गति को अंत में मोइन अली द्वारा प्रदान किया गया था, उनके कैमियो और स्टोइनिस के साथ साझेदारी ने आरसीबी को आरआर के लिए 159 का लक्ष्य निर्धारित करने में मदद की। आरआर एक फ्लाइंग स्टार्ट सौजन्य जोस बटलर और अजिंक्य रहाणे के पास गए। यहीं पर विराट कोहली को एक चाल याद आती है क्योंकि स्पिन की शुरुआत से ही बटलर परेशान हो सकते थे। इंग्लिश विकेटकीपर बल्लेबाज़ स्पिन के खिलाफ पारी की शुरुआत में थोड़ा संघर्ष करता है।

अगर कोहली ने पावरप्ले में गेंदबाजी करने के लिए मोइन अली या युजवेंद्र चहल को पेश किया होता, तो हो सकता है कि बटलर को वापस पवेलियन भेज दिया जाता। लेकिन यह मामला नहीं था क्योंकि बटलर ने शानदार अर्धशतक बनाकर आरआर को अच्छी स्थिति में पहुंचा दिया। चहल ने दो विकेट लिए लेकिन काम पहले ही हो चुका था।

अनुभवी स्टीव स्मिथ और राहुल त्रिपाठी ने सुनिश्चित किया कि आरआर को और अधिक हिचकी का सामना नहीं करना पड़े। त्रिपाठी ने शानदार अंदाज में छक्का लगाकर मैच को समाप्त कर दिया। आखिरकार, आरआर ने आईपीएल पॉइंट्स टेबल में अपना खाता खोलने के लिए सात विकेट से मैच जीत लिया। दूसरी ओर, आरसीबी अभी भी अपनी पहली जीत की तलाश कर रही है।

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कांग्रेस के घोषणापत्र में क्या लिखा है जो देखने के बाद अरुण जेटली डर गए ?

2019-04-02T11:33:00.000-07:00

New Delhi : अरुण जेटली ने मंगलवार को कांग्रेस पार्टी के हालिया जारी घोषणापत्र की आलोचना करते हुए कहा कि इसमें राष्ट्र को तोड़ने का लक्ष्य रखने वाले एजेंडे शामिल हैं |

जेटली ने कहा, "कुछ विचार सकारात्मक रूप से खतरनाक हैं, कांग्रेस के घोषणापत्र में ।जेटली ने कहा कि नेहरू-गांधी परिवार द्वारा कश्मीर में की गई गलती वर्तमान कांग्रेस पार्टी के तहत भी जारी है।"

वित्त मंत्री ने कांग्रेस के घोषणापत्र का मसौदा तैयार करने वाले लोगों की विश्वसनीयता पर भी सवाल उठाया।
उन्होंने कहा, "भले ही एक मसौदा समिति थी, लेकिन ऐसा प्रतीत होता है कि कुछ महत्वपूर्ण बिंदुओं का मसौदा कांग्रेस अध्यक्ष के मित्र ने 'टुकडे टुकडे गिरोह' में तैयार किया है, जब वह जम्मू-कश्मीर से संबंधित है," उन्होंने कहा। जेटली ने कहा कि कांग्रेस पार्टी नक्सलियों और जिहादियों के प्रभाव में है और देशद्रोह कानून को खत्म करने का सुझाव देने के लिए एक भी वोट के लायक नहीं है। "वे कह रहे हैं कि राजद्रोह का कानून हटा दिया जाएगा, जो पार्टी यह चाहती है उसे एक भी वोट पाने का अधिकार नहीं है," उन्होंने कहा। उन्होंने यह भी कहा कि पांच राज्यों में जहां कांग्रेस सत्ता में है, वहां भी कृषि ऋण माफी पर टोकन नहीं लगाया गया है। भाजपा अध्यक्ष अमित शाह ने कांग्रेस के चुनावी घोषणापत्र को झूठ का पुलिंदा करार दिया और कहा कि यह देश के लोगों और उसके बहादुर सैनिकों का अपमान है। एक बयान में, उन्होंने धारा 124A (राजद्रोह कानून) को रद्द करने और सशस्त्र बल (विशेष शक्तियां) अधिनियम की समीक्षा करने के अपने वादे पर विपक्षी पार्टी पर निशाना साधते हुए कहा, यह सशस्त्र का मनोबल कम करते हुए आतंकवादियों और अलगाववादियों के लिए मुस्कान ला रहा है। उन्होंने दावा किया कि राजद्रोह कानून को रद्द करने से कांग्रेस के शासन में "भारत माता की जय" (जय माता भारत) के बजाय "भारत तेरे टुकडे होंग" (भारत के टुकड़े हो जाएंगे) जैसे नारे देश विरोधी गिरोह लगा देंगे। शाह ने कहा, "अफस्पा हटाने से आतंकवादियों पर हमला करने के लिए सशस्त्र बलों के हथियार गिर जाएंगे।" एक अलग संवाददाता सम्मेलन में भाजपा के आरोपों को खारिज करते हुए, कांग्रेस ने कहा कि कांग्रेस के तहत एक "प्रतिस्पर्धी सरकार" घोषणा पत्र में किए गए सभी वादों को पूरा करेगी।
कांग्रेस के वरिष्ठ नेता पी चिदंबरम ने कहा, "कांग्रेस के घोषणापत्र में वादे भाजपा सरकार के लिए लागू नहीं हैं ... कांग्रेस की एक सक्षम सरकार इन पर काम करेगी।" अपने घोषणा पत्र में, कांग्रेस ने सरकार पर आरोप लगाया था कि हाल ही में एक औपनिवेशिक काल के राजद्रोह कानून के बाद सरकार ने असंतोष को दबाने की कोशिश की थी, जिसका इस्तेमाल हाल ही में छात्रों ने एक कश्मीरी अलगाववादी की फांसी की सालगिरह के खिलाफ किया था, जिसमें कहा गया था कि कानून का दुरुपयोग किया गया है। और, किसी भी घटना में, बेमानी हो जाना "। That's all folks for this one. Till then share this as much as you can and follow us on

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बोनी कपूर ने उर्वशी रौतेला के साथ ऐसा क्या किया कि वह शर्मिंदा हो गई ?

2019-04-02T11:02:00.000-07:00

बोनी कपूर का कथित रूप से उर्वशी रौतेला को अनुचित तरीके से छूने का एक वीडियो हाल ही में वायरल हुआ है। वीडियो जयंतीलाल गाडा के बेटे अक्षय गाड़ा की शादी के रिसेप्शन बैश का है जो 31 मार्च को मुंबई में हुआ था। चूँकि इंडस्ट्री के कौन लोग बैश में शामिल हुए थे, निर्माता और दिवंगत श्रीदेवी के पति बोनी कपूर और अभिनेत्री उर्वशी रौतेला भी उपस्थित थे।

हालांकि, उसी घटना का एक वीडियो वायरल हो गया है। वीडियो में हम बोनी और उर्वशी को फोटोग्राफर के लिए एक साथ पोज देते हुए देख सकते हैं, क्योंकि सेलेब्स अक्सर इस तरह की पार्टी और इवेंट्स करते हैं। लेकिन अपनी तस्वीर के अंत में दोनों ने एक साइड हग शेयर किया और बोनी उर्वशी को अनुचित तरीके से थपथपाते हुए नजर आ रहे हैं

उर्वशी ने पूरे एक्ट के बारे में एक रिपोर्ट पर प्रतिक्रिया दी और अपने ट्विटर अकाउंट पर ले गई और एक पोस्ट साझा किया जिसमें लिखा था, "संभवतः भारत के 'सुपरम' अखबार में से एक है और यह 'न्यूज' है !! ?? कृपया GIRL POWER और WOMEN'S के बारे में बात न करें !! जब आपको पता नहीं है कि सम्मान / सम्मान कैसे प्राप्त करें। "

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Great Embarrassment for Congress !!

2019-03-24T04:26:00.000-07:00

A huge embarrassment for congress party, a day after UP congress chief Raj Babbar tweeted to say the actor and dancer Sapna Chaudhary has joined the Indian Congress Party INC.

The actor and dancer who was a participant of Big Boss 2018 has denied the claim of Raj Babbar regarding her position in Congress Political Party. She has denied in straight words that she has not joined any political party nor she is contesting elections.

In a interview she said that the images that are posted are taken a long time back and if the reporters can bring back the old interviews then bringing back images for there own good is a piece of cake for them.

Top 5 Memes of the Week (17 March - 24 March)

2019-03-24T03:46:00.002-07:00

Hello meme lovers, we are back.
Welcome to the second episode of Top 5 Memes of the week. So, hold yourself tight because you are in for a treat again as we celebrated Holi this week and Holi brings a lot of memes with it.

1. Modern Problems, Modern Solutions

2. Emiway ft. Bhandya (Bhot Hard)

3. Holi Hai ...!!!!!

4. Jo pados ki laundiya pata le wo Pandit !!

5. When you get into a caption this competition and own everyone !

6. Bonus - Because IPL season has just started !!

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Travelling by metro on Holi ? Don't forget to check the timings !!

2019-03-20T02:37:00.000-07:00

This is done to ensure that passengers don't face any trouble on the day of colours. Keeping this in view, these metros will not work during specific hours of the day.

Delhi, Noida and Lucknow metros will operate at certain fixed timings on account of Holi on March 21. This is done to ensure that passengers don't face any trouble on the day of colours. Keeping this in view, these metros will not work during specific hours of the day.
Timings of Delhi Metro on Holi:
Delhi Metro has said that services on all its lines will be closed till 2.30 pm, on Thursday. The Metro feeder bus services will also not be available till 2 pm. However, it will follow the schedule thereafter. Passengers planning to commute through metro are advised to manage accordingly.
Timings of Noida Metro Aqua Line on Holi:
The services on the Aqua line will be available only after 2 pm. The timings will remain the same at all metro parking spots.
PD Upadhyaya, NMRC Executive Director said that, "Metro train services will begin at 2 pm on the Aqua Line on March 21 and will continue as per normal timings thereafter".
Timings of Lucknow Metro on Holi:
The Lucknow metro will also not be operating till 2.30 pm on account of Holi. The services would begin at 2.30 pm and end at 10 pm. The train service will be available from both the terminals

Why Tyrion Lannister is Awesome ?

2019-03-18T09:16:00.003-07:00

Tyrion Lannister is one of the most beloved Game of Thrones character. He is in everyone'stop 3 if not the favorite. He is a survivor, incredibly intelligent and able to work his way out of most conundrums. And when he doesn’t win, he still always has the last laugh with his cutting wit. He lives life to the fullest and tries to be good despite his unredeemable family. However, his terrible family does make it almost impossible for him to be wholly good, and he does have moments where he dips into the dark side. But this season, it looks like good old Tyrion is back with a vengeance, and a vengeful goal.

1. “Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.”

When Tyrion meets Jon Snow in the series premiere, Jon Snow is extra pouty for not being invited to the feast. Tyrion meets the fellow outcast and asks him if he’s Eddard Stark’s bastard. When Jon Snow tries to skirt the issue, Tyrion gives him great advice on owning what others would mock you for.

2. “We’ve had vicious kings and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot boy king!”

In Season Two, after Myrcella is sent off to Dorne from King’s Landing, the citizens express their just hatred of Joffrey, by throwing dung at him. He, of course, responds by ordering to have them killed, escalating the situation beyond control. Tyrion captures just how
unworthy of the throne Joffrey is.

3. “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.”

In a rare moment where Cersei and Tyrion two siblings put their hate aside, Tyrion tries to give her some parental advice—it doesn’t help.

4. “Of course we are. Just because I pay you for your services doesn’t diminish our friendship.”

Before the Battle of the Blackwater, Tyrion hopes Bronn will make it out alive, and Bronn is moved. Their bromance is one of the best parts of the show.

5. “I try to know as many people as I can. You never know which one you’ll need.”

Shae asks Tyrion how he knows Ros, and Tyrion gives her an answer that is both true, and at the same time displays his Machiavellian mind.

6. “Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.”

7. “Oh, “monster.” Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.”

After Robb Stark is murdered and Tywin Lannister announces it to the small council, Joffrey gloats, while Tyrion is more subdued. The two get into an altercation, and Joffrey calls him a monster. True to the insult, Tyrion is able to terrify him with words alone.

8. “Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.”

9. “Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.”

Tyrion stands wrongly accused of murdering Joff—even though no one could really blame him if he had—and still finds time for humor when death is in sight.

10. “It’s easy to confuse ‘what is’ with ‘what ought to be,’ especially when ‘what is’ has worked out in your favor.”

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Who is the most over rated cricketer of Indian Cricket Team ??

2019-03-17T01:47:00.000-07:00

Rohit Gurunath Sharma is an Indian international cricketer who is the vice-captain of the India national team in limited-overs formats. He is a right-handed batsman and was an occasional right-arm off break bowler. He plays for Mumbai in domestic cricket and captains Mumbai Indians in the Indian Premier League.

Yes, he is the most overrated cricketer.

1. He stands nowhere in front of Virat.

He has scored 17 centuries and 14 half centuries in 68 Matches at an average of 66.12 which is nothing compared to 17 centuries and 15 half centuries of Virat Kohli.

Source - Cricbuzz

2. Let's see how he is downgrading himself in T20I Ranking year by year.

Source - The Quint

3. It's too damn easy to be the top scorer for India every year since 2013 (ODI).

4. Rohit Sharma in ODI Rankings

5. Fastest to 6000 Runs

(Source - Middle Stump Cricket)

6. When we are talking about how bad the player is, performance against Pakistan is should also be considered.

Let's check some statistics of Rohit Sharma against Pakistan provided by mykhel.com.

7. Record Since 2017 Champions Trophy

Source - Hindustan Times

8. Anyone can score 3 ODI Double-Hundreds. Cakewalk.

Source - The Times of India

9. Fastest to 4000 Runs as a Pair.

Source - CricTracker

10. Last but not least

Source - wahcricketlive

After all the statistics that we have mentioned, we can say that ROHIT SHARMA is not an OVERRATED but an UNDERRATED cricketer who has done so much for the country but still has no ICC Award under his belt.

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What are the most interesting 18+ facts that you know and I don't, but I should?

2019-03-16T10:57:00.000-07:00

It’s the lesser-known facts that can not only make you smarter but can also improve your conversation skills and make you an interesting person. Some of these facts are -

1. Whitehouse.com

Yes, you read it right www.whitehouse.com was a porn site until 2014 resulting in many schoolchildren in the late 1990s accidentally seeing adult content via the website

2. Mature, Teen and Milf are the most frequently searched porn terms on the internet.

3. Sex school and yes I am not kidding !!

The Austrian International Sex School is the world's second school of applied sexuality. The school was said to be situated a half an hour drive from Vienna, Austria in an 18th-century mansion, with Ylva Maria Thompson as the founder and headmistress of the school.

4. Next Generation Condoms

The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation is offering a $100,000 grant to anyone who can develop what's being called the next generation of condom. The aim is to help curb unwanted pregnancies and the spread of sexually transmitted infections around the world.

5. Porn industry makes over $3000/second.

Every second the online porn industry makes over $3000. That's some serious amount of money.

6. North Korea and Porn don't go hand in hand.

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Top 5 Memes of the Week (10 March - 16 March)

2019-03-16T08:21:00.000-07:00

Hello meme lovers. We're starting week by week breakdown through memes. So, hold yourself tight because you are in for a treat.

1. One for PUBG Lovers

When everybody is talking about PUBG how can it miss the top 5 meme's list? So here is the first one for all our PUBG Lovers.

2. When you are into magic and love to play with 5 years old

3. The EPIC banter between Sachin and Federer

4. The height of coincidence.

5. And finally, the reason why AIRCEL got banned.

6. Bonus Meme Because we are just starting up.

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Probable 11 India vs Australia

2019-03-12T23:52:00.001-07:00

Today India and Australia are going to play last match (decider) of the 5 Match ODI Series.
India didn't foresee this situation, but it is one they'll willingly embrace, given their next 50-over match will be a World Cup warm-up in London on May 25.

By Virat Kohli's own admission, his team has been served two wake-up calls. India have gnawing matters to address, starting with the team management's reading of pitch and ground conditions. The team has been sloppy on the field, question marks remain over the identity of the No.4 (yes, still!) and the strongest bowling composition is still to be determined. Thankfully, Shikhar Dhawan's return to form in Mohali pruned that list by one.
When: India vs Australia, 5th ODI, March 13, 2019, 13:30 ISTWhere: Feroz Shah Kotla, DelhiWhat to expect: As per weather reports temperature should be around 25 degrees Celsius, pleasent afternoon. Kotla surface has slowed down over the years, making target defence an attractive proposition.
India Probable XI: Rohit Sharma, Shikhar Dhawan, Virat Kohli (c), KL Rahul, Rishabh Pant (wk), Kedar Jadhav, Vijay Shankar, Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Kuldeep Yadav, Yuzvendra Chahal, Jasprit BumrahAustralia Probable XI: Aaron Finch (c), Usman Khawaja, Shaun Marsh, Peter Handscomb, Glenn Maxwell, Ashton Turner, Alex Carey (wk), Pat Cummins, Jhye Richardson, Adam Zampa, Jason Behrendorff/Nathan Lyon

Facts

- If India lose the series, it will be their first ODI series defeat at home since losing 3-2 to South Africa in October 2015.

- There have been only four previous instances of a team winning a series after being 0-2 down: SA vs Pak in 2003, Ban vs Zim in 2005, Pak vs Ind in 2005 and SA vs Eng in 2016.

- Rohit Sharma needs 46 more runs to the milestone of 8000 runs. If he gets there in his next innings, he will be the joint third fastest to the landmark

How can one become financially independent ?

2019-03-10T04:14:00.000-07:00

Easy, the first step to become financially independent is to generate enough income from investments that expenses can be met thus the need to earn wages is gone.

But of course, it is not easy. To get to that stage, if you are starting with zero assets and maybe even some debt as a fresh college or high school graduate, there are many things you have to get right. And they are:

Earn Money
Try to earn some money every week/month. Try to increase your earnings by upgrading your skills, acquiring new skills, taking on more responsibilities, starting your own enterprise, working longer hours, recognizing new opportunities, jumping companies etc

Save Money

Try to save some money every week/month. Try to increase your savings by understanding what expenses you can eliminate or reduce etc. Tracking expense can help a lot in saving money.

Financial Habits

Avoid financially stupid habits ( paying late fees, carrying credit card balances, signing up for a recurring cost item that you rarely use, buying things in bulk that you end up throwing away, not keeping track of your spends etc )

Insurance

Have health insurance that covers annual checkups, car insurance (if you have a car) and renters/ homeowners insurance to make sure some freak accident doesn't kill your savings.

Marriage

If you are the marrying kind, make sure your spouse is on the same page as you when it comes to money. This does NOT mean 100% identical views.

Pay down debt

In this day and age of low-interest rates, paying down debt may seem to be idiocy. But remember, one day you would retire and you don't want to have any debt then. It takes a really long time to chip away are large blocks of debt.

Invest

And the most critical piece of advice: Invest your money in a well-diversified, low-cost and tax-advantaged portfolio to ensure your money grows in a balanced fashion (i.e. decent growth with limited volatility) so that you need to save less.

Diversify your income.

You should never rely on one source of income, you should try and diversify your income streams. I currently have 6/7 income streams a month, this is a key part of becoming financially independent. You can start making money online today if you want to. The more you earn the more you can save.

Best personal financial habits to make in your 30s ?

2019-03-07T21:49:00.002-08:00

Its never too late to start investing. It is better to start in your 20s, but your 30s is still a key time.

Don’t be complacent

A small minority of people in their 20s save and invest hard, and are in a great position by 30 or 35
But I have seen some get complacent and don’t continue the habits.

2. Invest aggresivley

Especially if you didn’t start saving in your 20s
Only investing 10% of your salary at 35 won’t be enough if you haven’t started investing from your 20s

3. Don't Marry just for the sake of it

Sounds obvious but many people get married just because they are 30 or 35, and that harms the finances if they divorce
Also failing to talk about money before marriage - as money is one of the main reasons for divorce.

4. Be careful with the property

Only buy the property if it is cheaper than renting AND you don’t plan to leave your city or town
Renting is cheaper in some countries and in some situations
Don’t go for buy-to-let unless you are a professional

5. Track whatever you spend

Track how much money you spend
And where
This simple exercise may save you a lot of money, and give you more to invest
Using paper and pen can be effective for this exercise
Also, track your financial goals on paper - you are more likely to be motivated

6. Take care of your body/maintain good health

This is useful not only to reduce the cost of ever-increasing medical bills but to ensure that you are able to work and generate income.
This is the most important one. If you are healthy then only you can generate income.

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What are the best lines said by MS Dhoni ?

Some of the best lines/ wittiest lines said by MS Dhoni are -

" Till the time Full Stop doesn't come, the sentence is not complete "

"You won't see Sreesanth bat like Don Bradman Just because he wants to bat like one"

" I Tell My Wife That She Is The Only THIRD Important Thing After My Country and My Parents "

" You Have The Right To Ask Me That. It's Your Prerogative. But I Have The Right To Answer Or Not "

"I Focus On Cricket Because It's Something I am Good At. After Retiring, I Want To Serve In The Army, It Has Always Been About Serving The Nation"

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Oneplus 7 may come in 3 Variants

1. A microSD Card SlotYou get a decent amount of storage in OnePlus7 but for some users, 256gb is not enough. So, to cater to there problem OnePlus7 may come with additional card support.

2. Water Resistance

4. Remove The Notch

5. Wireless Charging

6. In - Screen Camera

7. Dual Speaker

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Find out why girls life is easy ??

1. Bra Strap

2. Period Pain

4. Going out in Night

5. Arranged Marriage

Weird things you can do with soft drinks/ cola other than drinking it?

1. Toilet Cleaner

First and foremost use of Soft drinks/cola is that it can be used as a toilet cleaner. You just need to pour some cola in and around the rim of the pot and then wait for 30 minutes. Then use a brush to scrub and you are done. Your toilet is clean.This happens because of the Power of Acidity.

2. Remove Milk Stains

3. Cleaning Glass

4. Tenderize Beef

6. Loosen Rusty Nuts and Bolts

Power of acidity shows is magic to loosen up rusty nuts and bolts as well. Just apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. Kill Mice

IPL 2019, RR vs RCB: दिन की सबसे खराब कप्तानी की चाल

कांग्रेस के घोषणापत्र में क्या लिखा है जो देखने के बाद अरुण जेटली डर गए ?

बोनी कपूर ने उर्वशी रौतेला के साथ ऐसा क्या किया कि वह शर्मिंदा हो गई ?

Great Embarrassment for Congress !!

Top 5 Memes of the Week (17 March - 24 March)

Hello meme lovers, we are back. Welcome to the second episode of Top 5 Memes of the week. So, hold yourself tight because you are in for a treat again as we celebrated Holi this week and Holi brings a lot of memes with it.1. Modern Problems, Modern Solutions

Travelling by metro on Holi ? Don't forget to check the timings !!

Why Tyrion Lannister is Awesome ?

Who is the most over rated cricketer of Indian Cricket Team ??

What are the most interesting 18+ facts that you know and I don't, but I should?

Top 5 Memes of the Week (10 March - 16 March)

Hello meme lovers. We're starting week by week breakdown through memes. So, hold yourself tight because you are in for a treat.

2. When you are into magic and love to play with 5 years old

Probable 11 India vs Australia

How can one become financially independent ?

Best personal financial habits to make in your 30s ?

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1. A microSD Card Slot

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First and foremost use of Soft drinks/cola is that it can be used as a toilet cleaner. You just need to pour some cola in and around the rim of the pot and then wait for 30 minutes. Then use a brush to scrub and you are done. Your toilet is clean.

This happens because of the Power of Acidity.

Hello meme lovers, we are back.
Welcome to the second episode of Top 5 Memes of the week. So, hold yourself tight because you are in for a treat again as we celebrated Holi this week and Holi brings a lot of memes with it.

1. Modern Problems, Modern Solutions