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Breaking News: MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY WE CAN USE THE WORD 'LAH'

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:05:04 GMT

TalkingCock.com is still on hiatus, but we felt this piece of news was too important:

TalkingCock.com wishes everyone a happy new year!

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 04:05:04 GMT

…Even though, like every year, it’ll probably be just another PAPpy new year.

Breaking News: WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:05:06 GMT

Sorry, cocksters! We're still on hiatus working on our new projects, but we couldn't help bringing you this dispatch straight from our intelligence sources in Washington DC:

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:05:04 GMT

Happy National Day from all of us at TalkingCock.com!

TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Temasek Presents National Day Gift to Country, Resolves Mystery

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:05:03 GMT

Temasek Holdings today put to rest a longstanding mystery: where on earth did they blow $40 billion? Apparently, it was all done in the nation’s interest.

TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Celebrate National Day by Starting Your Very Own Campaign!

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:05:02 GMT

Singapore is well-known for its constant national social engineering initiatives. So what could be a more Singaporean way of marking National Day than by starting your very own campaign?

TalkingCock NDP09 Report: TOAST THE NATION’S BIRTHDAY THE AH BENG WAY!

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:05:02 GMT

TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

TalkingCock NDP09 Report: REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:05:05 GMT

TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

TalkingCock NDP09 Report: No Blimp for NDP

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:05:03 GMT

TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

Still On Hiatus...

Wed, 27 May 2009 04:05:03 GMT

Hello Cocksters,

What If Star Trek Was Set in Singapore?

Wed, 27 May 2009 04:05:03 GMT

The new ‘Star Trek’ is not bad leh! How come kilat sci-fi stories are never set in Singapore, ha?

Annals of the Dragon King: THE XXX-MEN: REAR-GUARD ACTION

Wed, 27 May 2009 04:05:03 GMT

Barry muses on mutants in this instalment of his highly unbelievable, completely fictitious and totally imaginary diary.

We all know Ramly Burger. Now are you ready for the MAS SELAMAT BURGER??

Wed, 20 May 2009 04:05:03 GMT

We all know Ramly Burger. Now are you ready for the MAS SELAMAT BURGER??

THINGS THAT ARE MAKING MAS SELAMAT TOO LAN

Tue, 12 May 2009 04:05:04 GMT

Breaking News: Local Animals Worried About Zealots Taking Over SPCA

Mon, 04 May 2009 04:05:03 GMT

Editor's note: Hello cocksters, we're still on our hiatus, tending to our mega-projects, but this piece of news was too important not to share:

Differences Between Swine Flu and Bird Flu

Mon, 04 May 2009 04:05:03 GMT

So many different animal-related illnesses! How to tell the difference, ha? We hep’chu with a

讲鸟话: Some Chinese poems from a contributor...

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:05:05 GMT

Here are some Chinese poems from a contributor. Being complete keng chio kias, we see oreddy, all catch no ball, so are just presenting them as they were sent to us:

TalkingCock Hiatus Update!

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:05:13 GMT

Dear Cocksters,

SIGNS YOUR DOG MAY BE SOMETHING WRONG

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:05:13 GMT

We just saw that movie, ‘Marley and Me’, about a really cute but troublesome dog. Piang eh! If only we could tell how leceh a dog is before adopting it… To help you, we’ve come up with a list of

TOP JOB HUNTING TIPS

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:05:13 GMT

With redundancies hitting historic highs and jobless grads flooding our streets, here’s a helpful list of