Tal's Journal: Diary of a Witty Kid

Fixing...

2010-01-06T07:23:00.000-08:00

I am fixing up my stuff and for every $5 that you donate (clicking on the ads), I will delete a bad thing and for every $10 I will make a good thing.

Doggie Days Gone Wrong

2010-01-06T05:43:00.000-08:00

Well its been awhile since I posted! Ever since Oddjob came we had a bit of a mess with him. Of course, i'm only doing this post to say what Oddjob did to me... HE BIT ME! Seriously! Hard! I'm about fed up with that dog! Of course, he is a good doggie. Well, see you next time!

Sorry guys!/ Tal on Vacation (TV) post 1

2009-05-29T16:24:00.000-07:00

Hey sorry for not posting last night!

We arrived at somewhere near 9:00 PM! Dad and I found Rocky movie in the middle of the timeline in the show so we watched it and went to bed somewhere near 10:00 PM.

EDIT: Last post!

10:30 I will post at night not 10:00! Im sorry folks!

Tal from Vacation!

2009-05-27T15:01:00.000-07:00

Hi guys! If you used Bloglines you obusly see this title. If you want to know why, I am going to WDW (Walt Disney World) For 4 days and 3 nights! Starting on Thursday (tommorow), I will be posting for all 4 days at at least 10:00 (campfire at 8:00 pm and movie at 9:00 pm)! On Thursday I will be posting at 9:00 (mom hates the movie at that day) See ya tommorow! Bye!

Book Contest! ONE MORE DAY LEFT!!!

2009-04-30T13:14:00.000-07:00

One (1) more day left until I read your entries!

Book Contest!!!!!!!

2009-04-29T04:29:00.000-07:00

I am making a sci-fi book about a boy being transported in his games and he finds out the boss of his games captured the main good guys.

I really need a name for it! I thought about Boy to Player but it didn't sound good enough!

PRIZE: Grand Prize: A free moderator upgrade on my chat AND journal*!

First runner-up prize**: A free moderator upgrade on my journal!

TERMS: You must be a U.S.A citizen and be at least 10 years old, one will win.

* moderator on chat gets abilities to ban and journal moderator does the same with journal comments also gets the ability to write posts.

** runner up means I liked the title but I found a better one. Better luck next time runner-up!

Well......not so much a bad Easter

2009-04-16T10:41:00.000-07:00

Yes I know this is a late post but just listen:

Dad saw my face after the game and egg hunt and he decided to take me to Malibu Grand Prix,
Which I lit up at. We were talking about my issues in the car ride and ended it when we got there. Turns out I could only drive on the Family Track! After getting stuck at Lap 3 we went to Mcdonalds and went back home.

Again......Bad Easter

2009-04-12T15:30:00.000-07:00

*finishes stabbing bunny* You may thinking whats wrong, well I just had the worst of it. In the game we played, Apples to Apples, no one would vote for me.........this is may because the game was rigged or was it more torture from the Easter Egg Hunt sneakers??? This is Diary of a Wimpy Kid sceniro so I think its because the game was to overrated.........I think because of the word 'sexual' came in which made me think. More coming soon....Maybe from the EEH sneakers?? (easter egg hunt sneakers) or maybe this will turn out a bit better.

Right now at Grammas easter party

2009-04-12T13:28:00.000-07:00

*/\
When we got there we tryed a few games (broken) and then ate (mine was ham and fruit filled jello yum) and ate a couple of brownies and then Potter hid the eggs (here comes the big part!!) and didn't tell me and I ended up saying 'OMG THE EGG HUNT' and went outside to find Tyler, Dylan, and Aunt Christy with filled bags.......filled. I basically got mad at them until they said there was one more egg which at that I went inside and looked as they were getting the egg. Tyler said 'We can share' but I wanted to have the hunt, not the candy. Then I was blogging this..... Coming Soon more updates to this!!!!

*note look at that arrow up there if there is updates

woah.

2009-03-19T18:37:00.000-07:00

I was in the wii room while it was being cleaned out for a office, I found a book on Lucid Dreaming. If you DON'T know what it is, read on. If you DO. Go to next paragraph for help. Lucid Dreaming is a dream, but you know your dreaming. So you can do anything in your own world. Some people are born with this talent, most aren't. But if you DO want to Lucid Dream, you can train so you can do it.

How to Lucid Dream:
REMEMBER THE DREAM! It is needed so you can take place in your fav dreams. Also keep a dream journal. It also helps provoke Lucid Dreaming.

Take place in the dream. Think about the dream, push EVERYTHING ELSE OUT! Also helps Lucid Dreaming

I do NOT have full help on this, but go to http://wikihow.com/Lucid-Dreaming.

Remember, this is automatic for young kids so if they see a 'monster' and screaming and thrashing, well, you know what they have. Oh and there is possible to have, in adult life too, to be chased by a scary man or seeing something scary. You have three options: (chasing).1: Keep running for dear life! .2: Change the scary thing into something funny or not scary. (chasing).3: This may be suicidal. But stand still and make that scary man let him/her/that thing just ram into ya!
2 and 3 is the right choices.

My day w/ mom

2009-03-18T17:17:00.001-07:00

We went to Supertarget to get a coffee and some food. and then we went to wiregrass, first we went to a clothes store *groan* and then pottery barn (we got some samples! *yum yum*) and went to Cozi (a restaurant), where we did some sample reports as homework *double groan*. And then the mall where we got some ice cream *DOUBLE YUM*. And then we went home.

finally... back on the web

2009-02-12T12:45:00.000-08:00

Hey guys! Been a while since I been here so....... ummmmmmmm...... I don't really have anything 2 say but reagan (the moron) poked my eye a few days ago and im sick so..... bye.

My First Pros & Cons paper: ToonTown :UPDATE: Better Spelling and grammar!

2008-11-24T07:26:00.000-08:00

ToonTown (or TT for short) is a online multi player game of what they like to call, fun. You try to stop an invasion of workaholic robots called 'cogs'. The ONLY way to destroy them is to make them... Laugh? That makes the game a bit 6-year-oldish. But maybe your kids might like it. Everyone says it fun. You might be sure it is, but take a looky-looky first.

The pros of this game is that the chat is SUPER SAFE like a laser bolted key 123 lock which is THAT important! Also you get newsletter w/ trading cards when you get the subscription. Plus, NO VIOLENCE! Also there is a type-in-your-own-words thingy which you send a code to your friend (Need subscription), then your friend sends you a code. You BOTH cantalk in your own words to each other. Parents, What ever animal your kid chooses they make a sound instead. e.g: Talbond: Hey gramma. Gramma: Hi tal. Others hear: Talbond:ruff ruff ruff (because I choose a dog with a lump on his head) Gramma: meow meow meow meow. TOTTALY SAFE!

The cons are that it takes a WHOLE LOT OF $$$ out of your wallet! So if your poor, you might be SO POOR after buying. They don't even give a 1 percentage of it to the poor! Last con (I know if I don't like it there are only 2 cons). You WILL forget about TT which WASTES your money!

I feel BADLY about my subscription!!!!

Nannys Father died. :(

2008-11-13T06:56:00.001-08:00

What made him special is that he participated in the WWII. He was a Christan. The reason he died was he smoked. I'm sorry nanny for your loss. If you can tell me your e-mail I can make you a moderator for, oh i don't know. a year or 2? For a man of courage, your father was and is still one of them. Thanks great-granddad. For serving our country.

Reader's Digest Phone Call

2008-11-13T06:46:00.000-08:00

I will tell you about it later. But this morning, I heard the alarm go off. We found a window left open. Then, we heard a phone call from the alarm people. Oops. A little later, about like 1 hour. We heard the phone go off again. This time, it wasn't from the alarm people, it was from readers digest about a gift for 3 friends and mom got a soldier a readers digest. Mom just got off the phone about 20 minutes. Whew!

Good Morning World!

2008-11-12T05:07:00.000-08:00

Just got up, 6:00 AM. Reading in my sleep. Nearly woke up Camden. Still in my t-shirt and dog boxers. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Huh? What? Oh. I'm awake. Oy Veh.

Sorry...

2008-11-11T14:41:00.000-08:00

Sorry about leaving you guys. I just got a freewebs account and a new website to handle. Its pretty busy right now. If you want to go on it, its at www.freewebs.com/talbond. Hope you like the Kid Picks web site! I will be posting a LOT more!

Contest!!!!

2008-08-19T09:09:00.000-07:00

What name do you like for my page? Enter results in comments!!
Hint : I like Diary of a Wimpy kid.

The fourm!

2008-05-21T12:02:00.000-07:00

Hey! My fourm, stinkerpot.aceboard.com has a new topic! 50 state adventure! Its in beta. There will be a new state every 2 mins. Come on down and register and post!

Wish List

2008-05-14T08:25:00.000-07:00

Harry Potter wii game
Wii driving wheel
Mario Cart Wii
laptop
Lego Mars Mission
blockland full verson
Pirate fish tank

OH NO! (X2)

2008-05-05T17:07:00.000-07:00

We missed Cinco De Mayo! Homework is easy and did you donate to me or mom? I didn't get one so just click on ads! (Not a big post though) Yesterday we went to Busch Gardens and had fun. The first thing was to see 'Pirates 4-D'. Its cool. Its about a little boy who found out Captain Lucky was coming. He was in his crew as cabin boy on till Captain Lucky had deserted the crew at dead mans cave. He survived and set up some traps for the new crew and Captain Lucky (Not on till Captain Lucky hit some of the crew's noses and heads on accident with his sword). Since this is a 3-D movie with special effects, here's the traps and cause's to us.

Crabs : Blow of air on sides of chair.
Bird poop : Water on our heads.
The end of show : Captain Lucky spits at us with the cannons hidden in the theater.

We did some rides and went home.

Bus day at Tallahassee!

2008-04-11T09:37:00.000-07:00

Well, We got up at 6:30 AM at night and got on the bus and left at 7:00 AM Did not sleep that day :) Well, mom is making me do at ALL in one day but to do it, it will take 2 days. (We did sleep for 2 days) We went to breakfast at McDonald's, lunch at chick-fil-a and dinner at Longhorn. This is part 1. I can't remember enough about the next day. Oh! Breakfast at the hotel, chick-fil-a for lunch.

Nothing Really...

2008-03-28T10:28:00.000-07:00

Not a lot of stuff happened today, let's just say I had a lot of homework (At least there is a LOT of something), Took piano lessons and learned about Peru. Bye!

Leapin' Lizards!

2008-03-21T13:40:00.000-07:00

Yep! I touched a lizard! At first I got a pair of gloves. LOL. Try it out! Here's a guide to them!

Find a lizard spot, its easy. You saw lizards once but didn't bother to get one.
Stalk your prey.
Catch it by thumb on belly and index finger on back.
Give it a home, water, and food. (Bugs, NOT ANTS)

Bendy's gravestone

2008-03-12T12:46:00.000-07:00

Here lies Bendy, Died with a fight with a lizard. 2008-2008 Loving, caring people : Talbond, Mom, Dad. Talbond : Hope you have a good time in Heaven. Sweet Dreams.