Taphouse Cabal News

Oh Internet!

2012-01-21T12:18:00.001-05:00

Now that the Internet gods have had their way with us, we are back online and ready to continue processing all of your plain text. More news as it becomes less available.

Taphouse Back at FULL POWER

2011-08-29T22:34:00.000-04:00

Well we seem to have survived the worst of what Irene had to offer and all servers and services have returned from powerless hell. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Taphouse Outages

2011-08-27T12:05:00.000-04:00

It is almost inevitable that the Taphouse Virginia servers (Frop and Hotep) will experience a power outage today that may last for several days. I have re-adjusted the round robin connection (irc.taphouse.org) to connect ONLY to the German (Bort) and Oregon (Sockem) servers until further notice. If you connect directly to either Frop or Hotep you should change over to the round robin to connect. Frop and Hotep are currently still online and can be used until they disconnect. The Taphouse website will also be offline during the power outage and a few services bots (and Zeppo) will be offline as well. Sorry for the inconvenience and we will see you when we return.

No, we're not all going to disappear just because Portal 2 came out

2011-04-15T23:29:00.002-04:00

Its true, we're a bunch of gamer geeks, but we still have a social life, even if it spends a little too much time online. Anyhow, just popping in to remind you we have a blog, and there are no major server issues you need worry about. Call us after the cake.

Holy Crap I almost forgot we had a blog

2011-01-30T13:17:00.002-05:00

Perhaps I should update this more often, but I dunno things are going pretty well why ruin it?

New Forums

2010-02-20T20:05:00.004-05:00

Updated the forum software and themes. (link in the topic)

Game Review: Machinarium

2009-10-25T12:11:00.006-04:00

This is the newest game from the Czech indie
game designers who did the samorost web game
a few years back.
-its still free to play HERE!
I remember in IRC we were obsessed with that game
for awhile.
Anyway I never just play games I am very interested
in what goes into them, looking behind the curtain if you
will, anyway here is THE TRAILER
You can also play the free web demo here: HERE!

This game is absolutely gorgeous and the interface
is as interesting as samorost was. The game costs
20 dollars and for that you get a windows, linux and mac
version, as well as the soundtrack on mp3 (the soundtracks
to their games are almost worth just having on their own)
I cant recommend this enough, there is really nothing else
like it. I have spent about 3 hours so far playing without
ANY of the *usual* game letdowns (clicking fatigue, etc)

I am all for supporting indie game writers and I understand
that spending 20 dollars might be outside what you might
consider spending on things like this, but seriously consider
MAKING AN EXCEPTION THIS TIME. You will not regret it.

I mean how can you say 'no' to THESE GUYS

Don't Panic.

2009-03-22T05:20:00.001-04:00

Nothing to see here, folks... move along.

Someone has a secret.

2009-02-09T13:20:00.006-05:00

Sometimes when people get banned,
they do smart things
like come back and pretend to be somebody different.
Wouldnt that be stupid? yes it would, it would be
revstupid...(hi arny! See, I KNEW you could shut up
about the stupid giraffe furry shit)

The Tubes are Clogged.

2008-11-02T10:45:00.002-05:00

Sorry about all the netsplits lately, it would appear that the
internet tubes are clogged with delicious creme filling.
NO I DIDN'T DO IT!!

Taphouse Rising

2008-09-15T19:08:00.005-04:00

Had a little trouble with our DNS yesterday - which meant that no one
could connect. It's all fixed now. The trouble yesterday highlighted
the folly of using DNS servers in several cities all subject to
hurricanes....oh well. Now I am in the process of getting a whole
bunch of new DNS servers all over the place. What this means to
you is that what happened last night, WONT happen again.

New Taphouse Server!

2008-04-18T13:35:00.004-04:00

Welcome to sockem.taphouse.org run by Scalpod, the latest IRC server to join the Taphouse Cabal network. Located in Portland, this server is open for business and should give our west coast subgenii a server closer to their neck of the woods.

Hotep regains balance in the Kernel

2008-02-16T18:09:00.002-05:00

All done now - if you blinked, you missed it. Stay tuned for more exciting server rebooting news, from your Action Taphouse News team!

Son of Hotep Server Maintenance

2008-02-16T14:36:00.002-05:00

As if one kernel update were not enough, Ubuntu got it borked up and had to release another. Therefore, at 23:00 GMT (6:00pm EST) on 16 Feb 08, we're gonna do it again. You'll want to switch servers this time, it might take a while. Frop and Fester are accessible through the round robin (i.e. irc.taphouse.org).

02/10/07 - Hotep down for server maintenance

2008-02-09T10:02:00.001-05:00

hotep.taphouse.org, one of your friendly Taphouse irc servers, will be taken down briefly at Noon EST on Sunday, 02 Feb 07, for kernel buffing and waxing. That is all.

Alien Arena is no more....

2007-12-12T21:35:00.000-05:00

Sadly, a lack of players has meant that
the alien arena server is dead.

If at a later date anyone wants to play,
it will be on an "on demand" basis.
i.e. when you want to play, just ask me,
and I will turn it on.

Alien Arena

2007-10-20T21:06:00.001-04:00

The Taphouse is hosting an Alien Arena server,
and YOU can join in on the FUN!
This game is freeware and is available for
windows and linux, and you can get it here!

Anyway, once you get it downloaded and installed
just open the server browser and look for "Taphouse"
and let the killing begin.

Youtube is a Virus

2007-08-18T15:56:00.000-04:00

Ok, so I finally updated this blog to be more in line with our new google overlords, and what do you know, there is a video widget that you can put on the page that will search for videos with the parameters that you specify and put up some thumbnails for people to click on and open the videos, RIGHT ON THE BLOG!

NO!! YES!!! YOU CAN CONSTANTLY MONITOR VIDEOS FROM WHEREVER YOU ARE NOW!!! ISN'T THAT FANTASTIC???

Along with the idea that the invention of printing press didn't give us 1000 Shakespeare's, youtube will NOT give us even 1 Orson Welles'. Witnessing the drama that goes on amongst the so called 'vloggers' over there, it might very well give us a couple dozen reasons to go on a killing spree or pray for a speedy pandemic.

Don't get me wrong: I love humanity...(conceptually and at a distance) However up close and personal, this 'love' tends to fade pretty fucking QUICKLY. Because of this, I stay AWAY from my fellow human beings so that I can "keep the love alive." With the advances in 'communication' now available from the internet, this great thing I do for all of humanity (staying away from them so I don't kill them) is in greater and greater jeopardy each and every day.

At least those of us with lawn chairs set up on the cliff to watch the
lemmings fulfill their destiny, now have full video coverage as well.

enjoy ur embedded video.

Urgent Magdalen News

2007-03-10T21:31:00.000-05:00

Earlier posts about this story, HERE
and HERE

To make a long story short, recently, after a very prolonged and difficult struggle, Rev. Magdalen won back custody of her child... only to have it again denied BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN SEE HIM by an "emergency stay order." This means that now the case must go to a higher court -- which is good, because it will be FIVE judges who aren't just yokels from that same small town, who managed to get themselves elected as family court judges. There is a good chance that, when the case is seen by educated people, Magdalen will regain full custody of her son.

One of the nightmarish aspects of this, however, is that, because the biological father supposedly has "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome," he has never had to work and is a trailer-court welfare case. This means that the state pays for his lawyers! But because the Bevilacquas each work the equivalent of two jobs, they have to PAY for their lawyers.

And they have to pay a new, DIFFERENT lawyer to handle the higher appellate court case.

Your help is needed NOW!!
A pledge page has been set up here:

Also if you still haven't bought a goat shirt.
you can do so HERE
$8.10 is donated for EVERY SINGLE shirt sold...

Please help if you can.

Upgrades Complete

2007-02-11T14:57:00.000-05:00

Oops, forgot to note that we did in fact complete all upgrades last weekend to the servers and services. Thanks for your patience!

Upgrades to Taphouse

2007-01-29T00:22:00.000-05:00

Ok, as Nigel mentioned in the previous post we are currently upgrading ALL of the servers AND the services packages on Taphouse over the next week or so.
We will make this as painless as possible. It is important to use the round-robin connection: IRC.TAPHOUSE.ORG as we will move servers out of the round-robin that are being upgraded and back in once the upgrades are complete.
Some of these upgrades are already complete: Fester has already upgraded.

Also there is a new statistics package that you can access HERE.

Thank you for your patience.

Upcoming server upgrades

2007-01-28T18:29:00.000-05:00

Over the next week or so, the IRC network will be upgraded, so please make use of irc.taphouse.org to connect, if you do not already do so. Interruptions should be minimal. Fires will be controlled.

New server news!

2006-11-14T03:15:00.000-05:00

In the tradition of letting the cat out of the bag well ahead of it's time, i'd like to announce that Taphouse has grown a tiny bit recently. This is due mostly to the addition of a new server, whose tentative name is mwowm.taphouse.org . At the moment, it's just acting as a testing server for our fancy-pants new webpages, but in the future, it'll be running unreal and serving up some music via icecast.

Stay tuned for more info!

New forum is up.

2006-11-07T01:29:00.000-05:00

Yes, the thing that we didn't even know we were gonna do, is now done.
A new FORUM is up and running!
Something else for IRC users to abuse in their off-time.
HERE!

Oh and rumor has it that our website is going to get
a major overhaul. But you didn't hear it from me.

Nothing to see here.

2006-10-29T18:22:00.000-05:00

Recently it has come to my attention that an imaginary letter from mostly imaginary people was posted here.We have received no such letter, nor do we care what any imagined missive, contained. We will not be a clearing house for 'My Pretty Pony' merchandise.
That is all.