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	<title>Tarpification</title>
	
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		<title>So long, farwell.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Category? We don't need no stinkin' category!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been an interesting couple of two years, but with the time demands that Dex has, and how easy Facebook makes it to share your thoughts, I&#8217;ve found myself less and less interested in keeping Tarpification as an on-going concern. I&#8217;ll probably go the Herf route and post anything on interest to Tarpify&#8230;but thank you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been an interesting couple of two years, but with the time demands that Dex has, and how easy Facebook makes it to share your thoughts, I&#8217;ve found myself less and less interested in keeping Tarpification as an on-going concern. I&#8217;ll probably go the Herf route and post anything on interest to Tarpify&#8230;but thank you to those of you that read me.</p>
<p>You can keep track of my comings and goings at <a title="Matthew Tarpy - Facebook" href="http://www.facebook.com/tarpy">www.facebook.com/tarpy</a>.</p>
<p>Matthew</p>
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		<title>10 Commandments for Successful Daily Living</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Corny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Better Than Ezra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Commandments]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[House of Blues]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a list at the House of Blues this weekend (I was there seeing BTE, who were AWESOME!) entitled &#8220;10 commandments for Successful Daily Living&#8221; attributed to a B. F. Perkins (who I can&#8217;t find on the intertubes).  I&#8217;ve rewritten a bit and here is my list:

I shall be true, for many trust me
I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw a list at the <a title="Chicago House of Blues" href="http://www.houseofblues.com/venues/clubvenues/chicago/">House of Blues</a> this weekend (I was there seeing<a title="Better than Ezra" href="http://www.betterthanezra.com/"> BTE</a>, who were AWESOME!) entitled &#8220;10 commandments for Successful Daily Living&#8221; attributed to a B. F. Perkins (who I can&#8217;t find on the intertubes).  I&#8217;ve rewritten a bit and here is my list:</p>
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<li>I shall be true, for many trust me</li>
<li>I shall be pure for those that care for me</li>
<li>I shall be strong; for in strength is wisdom</li>
<li>I shall be brave to face life&#8217;s many challenges</li>
<li>I shall humble myself for I have many weaknesses</li>
<li>I shall forgive so that I may be forgiven</li>
<li>I shall be a friend to the friendless</li>
<li>I shall give for it is in giving I will receive</li>
<li>I shall pray for courage and strength</li>
<li>I will live and laugh and love for out of life I shall only what I put in it</li>
</ol>
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		<title>Now that’s some rather unfortunate link placement!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tarpification/~3/q6zA2DqxtKM/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[oopsie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Air France 447]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fox News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As seen today on this Fox News story about AF447:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As seen today on <a title="Bodies of Air France Flight 447 Passengers Found" href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525297,00.html">this Fox News story</a> about <a title="Air France Flight 447" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_447">AF447</a>:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1466" title="Poor Link Placement" src="http://tarpification.tarpify.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/poor_link_placement.jpg" alt="Poor Link Placement" width="208" height="230" /></p>
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		<title>A rather unfortunate logo choice</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tarpification/~3/zrd2Ux5hK4U/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 01:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Really?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kama Sutra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[logo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;m just saying! It&#8217;s the Kama Sutra of logos!
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<p>I&#8217;m just saying! It&#8217;s the <a title="Kama Sutra" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kama_sutra">Kama Sutra</a> of logos!</p>
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		<title>RSW versus ORD: Weather Remix!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tarpification/~3/7x9VUDIf3nA/</link>
		<comments>http://tarpification.tarpify.com/2009/05/21/rsw-versus-ord-weather-remix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 03:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ORD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RSW]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weather]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s what it looked like when we were sitting on the ramp at RSW:

And here&#8217;s 294 as we float in on final:

Can anyone spot the difference?
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s what it looked like when we were sitting on the ramp at <a title="RSW" href="http://www.flylcpa.com/">RSW</a>:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1453" title="Raining @ RSW" src="http://tarpification.tarpify.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/raining_takeoff.jpg" alt="Raining @ RSW" width="300" height="400" /></p>
<p>And here&#8217;s <a title="I-294" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-294">294</a> as we float in on final:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1454" title="294 while landing" src="http://tarpification.tarpify.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/landing_294.jpg" alt="294 while landing" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p>Can anyone spot the difference?</p>
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		<title>Not only is being a consultant evil, it’s bad for nature as well…</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tarpification/~3/iGk0VXt2d90/</link>
		<comments>http://tarpification.tarpify.com/2009/05/20/not-only-is-being-a-consultant-evil-its-bad-for-nature-as-well/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 00:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Consulting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carbon Footprint]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, my carbon footprint is OBSCENE!

DAAAAAMN
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, my carbon footprint is OBSCENE!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1447" title="Matthew's Carbon Footprint" src="http://tarpification.tarpify.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/my_carbon.jpg" alt="Matthew's Carbon Footprint" width="322" height="360" /></p>
<p>DAAAAAMN</p>
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		<title>Neat new gas station thingy…</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 02:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[gas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RSW]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seen down in RSW&#8230;have additives put in as you pump&#8230;very nice&#8230;I like:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seen down in RSW&#8230;have additives put in as you pump&#8230;very nice&#8230;I like:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1444" title="Gas Additive System" src="http://tarpification.tarpify.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gas_system.jpg" alt="Gas Additive System" width="400" height="300" /></p>
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		<title>How do you board an airplane?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 01:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[AA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Southwest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[US Air]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tarpification.tarpify.com/?p=1439</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Simple enough question really. Line people up, and let them go at it. Except it&#8217;s not. Prior to seeing this page on ways to board airplanes, I really only knew about two types: Back-to-front (how we board on AA) and random (think the Southwest cattle call).
Interestingly enough, there are a couple others. Having watched the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Simple enough question really. Line people up, and let them go at it. Except it&#8217;s not. Prior to seeing this page on ways to <a title="How can one board a 150 seat airplane in less than 15 minutes?" href="http://leeds-faculty.colorado.edu/vandenbr/projects/boarding/boarding.htm">board airplanes</a>, I really only knew about two types: Back-to-front (how we board on <a title="AA" href="http://www.aa.com">AA</a>) and random (think the <a title="Southwest" href="http://www.southwest.com/">Southwest</a> cattle call).</p>
<p>Interestingly enough, there are a couple others. Having watched the demonstrations, I have to say that Reverse Pyramid is just incredible, and to think that <a title="US Airways" href="http://www.usair.com">US Air</a> (really) is the only one doing it.</p>
<p>The one thing that this doesn&#8217;t really take into account is elite-flier pre-boarding in coach. The legacy carriers are going to have a hard time getting rid of that, it&#8217;s a perk we all love and cherish. If that could be solved (first and elite-coach board at once), then there&#8217;s some stuff that could be done here.</p>
<p>Hey AA, take a look at this&#8230;there&#8217;s definately somethere here!</p>
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		<title>Perhaps the _only_ reason to have a kid</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 02:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Skittle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taxes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
]]></description>
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		<title>‘Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!’</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 02:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[heh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Badges]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Had to take some online training for work, and they actually brought some snark:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Had to take some online training for work, and they actually brought some snark:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1432" title="Badges" src="http://tarpification.tarpify.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/badges.jpg" alt="Badges" width="427" height="211" /></p>
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