http://www.tasedbro.com News that leaves you paralyzed on the floor. The most absurd taser stories, taser videos, and taser news. Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:21:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 en Subscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with Pageflakes http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/XbwEtCbSo9E/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/03/taser-news/cops-eat-whopper-hunger-persists/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:58:59 +0000 Ryan http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/03/taser-news/cops-eat-whopper-hunger-persists/ In 2006 a couple of Burger King employees thought it would be funny to put marijuana in the burgers of two New Mexico police officers, and earlier this month the courts agreed: It was hilarious. (One reporter’s very punny account of the incident: Pot Burger) After eating the burgers, officer Henry Gabaldon and Mark Laduazo [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/03/taser-news/cops-eat-whopper-hunger-persists/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/03/taser-news/cops-eat-whopper-hunger-persists/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/hlAEq-es1PE/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/taser-reveals-the-futures-greatest-threat/#comments Sun, 24 Feb 2008 20:46:39 +0000 Ryan http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/taser-reveals-the-futures-greatest-threat/ TASER International’s marketing is surreal at times. Spend a few minutes on their website and you’ll sometimes forget to remind yourself that this isn’t an evil corporation from an 80s action movie or the latest first-person shooter–this is a real company. And damn are they visionary. Last year, a strategic alliance was announced between [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/taser-reveals-the-futures-greatest-threat/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/taser-reveals-the-futures-greatest-threat/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/7ldvCp3WJUo/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/taser-fired-the-mutant-wars-begin/#comments Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:02:50 +0000 Ryan http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/news/taser-fired-the-mutant-wars-begin/ Orange County, Florida sheriff’s deputies tased a man after he came at them with a fire extinguisher and knives TAPED TO HIS HAND. Kevin Fraser, a specimen of the next stage of human evolution, was tased after cops showed up to a Florida residence when Fraser threatened to shoot a woman. After being [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/taser-fired-the-mutant-wars-begin/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/taser-fired-the-mutant-wars-begin/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/uzYKqhFk8M4/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/74/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:48:31 +0000 Ryan http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/74/ The narrator’s over-the-top McGruff voice aside, this video is pretty astonishing. An innocent woman is not allowed to pass through a check-point then arrested for not showing identification after no probable cause of any crime (which the police freely admit). I can’t imagine what our founders would have thought if they knew this is what their country [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/74/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/74/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/25zCCO5Y1-E/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/valentines-sm-party-goes-terribly-right/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:25:06 +0000 Ryan http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/news/valentines-sm-party-goes-terribly-right/ Two people were stunned with Tasers at a Valentine’s Day party at Hyde Park, Vermont last week when more than 50 partygoers brought on two noise complaints from less festive, and assumedly more homely neighbors. When six or seven officers responded the second time around, an altercation broke out in which one deputy was [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/valentines-sm-party-goes-terribly-right/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/valentines-sm-party-goes-terribly-right/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/0RVPdoAcC94/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/holy-crip-hes-a-crapple/#comments Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:05:00 +0000 Ryan http://tasedbro.comosphere.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/holy-crip-hes-a-crapple/ This time Tampa cops didn’t need to tase their latest suspect to paralyze him–he already was. Served and protected.In of the dumbest moves I’ve ever seen by police, a Hillsborough County, Florida deputy DUMPED A PARALYZED MAN OUT OF HIS WHEELCHAIR to determine if he was, in fact, disabled. Brian Sterner, wheelchair bound for 14 years, was [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/holy-crip-hes-a-crapple/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/tasing-videos/holy-crip-hes-a-crapple/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/eirjLbH9VjM/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/taser-no-match-for-grandma/#comments Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:40:18 +0000 Ryan http://www.tasedbro.com/?p=53 It looks like the taser has become the weapon of choice for taking down the elderly in Speake, Alabama. Only this time, one grandma was armed with another wacky electrical-device–a phone. Because if you buy one, it might break. The cops aren’t releasing too many details, but a man broke in when the old lady [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/taser-no-match-for-grandma/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/taser-no-match-for-grandma/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/7Ky_UIgL8Yc/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/feel-like-getting-shot-this-jacket-is-for-you/#comments Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:31:18 +0000 Ryan http://www.tasedbro.com/?p=50 Here’s an idea that can’t miss. Next time you plan on running your mouth at a political speech, exercising your constitutionally-protected speech, or being a minority, make sure you grab your nifty “energy weapon protection device”. A patent filed by Gregory Russell Schultz describes a jacket that uses thin layers of conductive and non-conductive panels [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/feel-like-getting-shot-this-jacket-is-for-you/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/feel-like-getting-shot-this-jacket-is-for-you/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/vqyI4mDtFQY/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/nothing-says-i-love-you-like-dont-get-raped/#comments Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:36:51 +0000 Ryan http://www.tasedbro.com/?p=45 What no yellow for friendship? Translation: Love her? let her protect herself. In a genius move by TASER International, the female-friendly Taser C2 will be available to consumers just in time for Valentines Day. But these tasers aren’t being marketing to women, however. They’re being pushed to men as gifts for their special little victims-to-be. [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/nothing-says-i-love-you-like-dont-get-raped/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/nothing-says-i-love-you-like-dont-get-raped/ http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tasedbro/~3/LaeSVRn7RHQ/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/dont-praise-me-bro-a-manifesto/#comments Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:23:07 +0000 Ryan http://www.tasedbro.com/?p=41 Amazon.com Widgets In that moment, September 17, 2007, Andrew William Meyer, a lone soldier in the fight to uncover the truth behind the corrupt 2004 electoral process, challenged a force so glistening with power and dripping with intimidation, that even the most-svelte of Yale’s rowing captains have dropped to their knees in [...] http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/dont-praise-me-bro-a-manifesto/feed/ http://www.tasedbro.com/2008/02/taser-news/dont-praise-me-bro-a-manifesto/