Tasty Rumor

Naomi Campbell Spits Up Her Freedom

2008-04-04T17:09:00.000-07:00

She spits, hurls, scratches, and lies. Many rabid animals have been euthanised for much less, but somehow Naomi Campbell is still among us. However, this bird may never fly again as a result of her most recent altercation with authorities.According to the UK's Daily Express, Naomi could be banned from flying with British Airways after spitting in a police officer's face at London's Heathrow

Brad and Angelina Tie the Knot

2008-03-29T23:40:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally tied the knot... or have they?OK! Magazine and X-17 Online are both reporting that (ever-reliable) Star Magazine has claimed Brangelina were married today in New Orleans, Lousiana's French Quarter. Neither Barack Obama, nor Hillary Clinton were in attendance. However, Tasty Rumor is the first to share this extremely rare and unofficial wedding photo:I'm a

Aliens, Rick Astley & Gossip Gurls

2008-03-27T22:57:00.000-07:00

I'm experiencing modest pangs of guilt for neglecting my new blog. It's only been two weeks and I've already fallen off the bandwagon.You deserve better, so help yourself to these tasty rumors from the past few days: Photos of a UFO hovering over Capitola, California have been spread virally across the web by an anonymous source and are now piquing the interests of mass media.The photos'

Sisters Crown "Hunky Jesus"

2008-03-24T22:21:00.000-07:00

For the last 29 years, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence have held an Easter Sunday contest in San Francisco with the hopes of finding "Hunky Jesus." The Pope has denounced the event and most Catholics consider the contest blasphemous.But seriously, folks...Why can't Jesus be hunky? Everyone likes feeling sexy.If I were the Son of God, I'd want everyone thinking I'm a hottie. I can't imagine

Flogging Sarah Marshall

2008-03-20T14:49:00.000-07:00

ihatesarahmarshall.com is the latest flog to leave its virtual skid mark on the World Wide Web. I'm not a big fan of the flog, nor do I have any respect for trick marketing techniques... so stop sending me spam claiming I've won the Imaginationland lottery.I'm also envisioning 1150 Sarah Marshalls wondering what, exactly, they did to deserve all of this defamatory publicity that's being

Idol's Resident X-Man Returns Home

2008-03-19T21:01:00.000-07:00

So long, Rogue (aka Amanda Overmyer).Rock on with your bad self... and not with us... anymore.American Idol will sound better without you, and will feel less dykey.

Drunkorexia

2008-03-18T14:23:00.000-07:00

Britain's Telegraph reports on the Patsy Stone phenomenon: "drunkorexia."Following in the footsteps of Mischa Barton, Tara Reid, and Lindsay Lohan, the UK has swapped SlimFast for Stoli."With pressure on young women to drink but also remain slim, many are now swapping dinner for a large glass or two of wine..." Speaking of drunk, American Idol's Paula Abdul had to bear witness

Freak Pig

2008-03-17T22:19:00.000-07:00

Today I called someone a freakpig. Not to their face, of course... I was actually referring to a celebrity of some sort... maybe John Travolta or Rosie O'Donnell? Same diff, which is probably why it's so difficult for me to pinpoint exactly who it was I was referring to. Whoever it was, the shoe fit.Anyway, my co-worker thought it was funny and he told his wife, who also got a kick out of it, so

Disclaimer

2008-03-16T13:06:00.000-07:00

If I don't post a legal disclaimer, I'm just asking for trouble. So, here it is:TastyRumor publishes both rumors and conjecture, in addition to accurately reported information. Information on the site may contain errors or inaccuracies; the site's proprietor does not make any warranty as to the correctness or reliability of the site's content. Links to content on and quotation of material from

BIG FUN

2008-03-16T00:21:00.000-07:00

I'm a huge "Heathers" fan. In fact, I'm practically Heather Number 4.When Heather had Veronica forge a "hot and horny, but realistically low-key note" to Martha Dumptruck Dunstock from Kurt Kelly, which is then slipped onto her lunchtray, I thought it was very. I know it isn't nice to pick on the fat girl, but come on, Kurt's the high school quarterback... and I'm no Mother Teresa. Plus, there's