Team Nom Nom

2011-12-16T14:47:00.000-05:00

Happy Penguin

2011-12-13T19:47:00.000-05:00

The happy penguin just exploded and decided that he wanted to go swimming. So he went over to his house and bought a hamburger. Then he gave it too the swimming pool. Then he went to dance like a hawk lessons in downtown hawk place or something like that. You GET THE POINT SO STOP YELLING AT ME. Anyways he had such a nice day that he decided to spend all night sleeping. Fee Fi Fo I just had a hum in my tum so yea, well the penguin went down the ice slide so good night all!

2011-12-13T19:26:00.001-05:00

Whee!!

2011-12-13T03:10:00.000-05:00

So the banana and the muffin went on a walk together. They were having a happy time just eating and nomming on other plants that walked by. So when they saw a very large plant, they decided to nom on its toes. The large plant didn't like getting its toes nommed on so he started nomming on their heads. Out of nowhere the hawk of happiness swooped down and started doing the happy hawk dance. When the large plant and the banana and muffin saw this, they started trying to do the happy hawk dance. Then they all got nommed to death by the hawk of happiness.

The end!

2011-04-28T17:24:00.001-04:00

2011-04-25T21:33:00.002-04:00

2011-04-24T10:14:00.000-04:00

We have had a lot of pictures but no recent story so here goes...

Charlie the penguin had a big problem. His problem was that he had only ten toes and all of the other penguins had twelve. He was very sad. So one day he went away to the wonderful land of the magical polar bear. He looked for six years before he finally found the magically polar bear eating his toast with butter and drinking a fabulous tea. He asked the polar bear for some toes and the polar bear laughed at him and had such a great laugh that he fell over unconscious onto the floor. The penguin sneaked into the lab where he found the toe machine. He made himself two new toes and glued them on. Then he waddled over to the big airplane and he flew all the way back to the North Pole where he belonged. (He never made it because he was kidnapped by Santa and his elves.)
-The End

2011-04-15T23:54:00.001-04:00

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2011-01-31T17:54:00.002-05:00

Youtube's error screen

2011-01-30T15:46:00.003-05:00

I honestly don't know how much more win you can have. (you'll have to click on it in order to be able to read it.)

Muffin Man or MM

2011-01-04T18:07:00.001-05:00

When they all toppled over they began to fall down a deep hill that was so high it touched the sky. It was so amazing that they stopped rolling and screamed about noming so that the whole world heard about it. This mad Einstein very very very very very very very angry because he despised noming because it tried to eat his wonderful muffin. He hid his muffin in his hand but the Muffin Man, who we will refer to as MM, came along and stole the precious muffin. He ran away and hid in a cave and held the muffin ransom for 6 and a half pennies. No one could possibly have the money to pay that so the muffin ran away crying. I caught the muffin and now hold him in my hand. What a lovely muffin. What a scrumptious muffin. What a good looking muffin. What a tasty muffin. Then suddenly I couldn't control myself and I nomed the muffin in half. Ahhhhhh! What had I done. I could leave the muffin laying there eaten and half lovely. So I quickly nomed on the other half and solved the problem. Then the people continued rolling down the hill and the went all the way to the .......

Noms over 9000

2011-01-03T20:19:00.003-05:00

Then out of nowhere came Vegeta from Dragonball Z, and he said that the nomming level was OVER 9000!!!!!! So everyone prepared for a nom nom war, but it was called off when the dragonfly said that the nom nom tower was never ever scaled. So they all went to the nom nom tower to try to scale it. The reason it was never scaled before was because the stairs were always eaten by those that tried to scale it because the tower was so delicious. Then the magical fairy had an idea, if the tower was so irresistably tasty, then why not just eat the tower until the top becomes the bottom? Everybody nommed in agreement and ate the tower, and only all of their bellies expanded until they couldn't see anything but their bellies. Then they all tried to do the nom nom dance but they toppled over.

I have no response to this

2011-01-01T01:31:00.000-05:00

Wow, just wow.

Really?

2010-12-30T13:32:00.002-05:00

Really People??????

Balloon into the Randomness

2010-12-20T09:48:00.002-05:00

Except the piggies were going to the grocery store to buy some super yummy nom noms. When they got there the employees would not let them in. So they went around and got in from the back door. When they got in they went straight for the sea food. They found lots of frozen caterpillars and hedgehogs. They bought three of each and then tried to check out. The employees chased them out with a metal broom and then they had to try and find their car without getting hit by the metal broom. It was super easy because they hit the easy button and flew right to their car. They didn’t even have to pay for the frozen food. They flew home in their car and then they went inside. They defrosted their food and then it turned real and started to dance a nom nom dance on their kitchen counter. They were really happy and started to do the dance with the hedgehogs and butterflies. Wait, they changed into butterflies as the defrosted because that is just how things go. Then they jumped onto the floor and the lady with the frying pan came over and started singing to them. They all of them got in a hot air balloon and flew far far away into the land of Oz.

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Caterpillars

2010-12-18T14:31:00.003-05:00

The reason the little piggies were crying wee wee wee all the way home was because there was a caterpillar in their car and it was nomming on their ear hairs. After they got home, which was next door to the lady with the frying pan, the caterpillar went inside her house and started nomming on the tree. After he was done nomming, he hung himself on the tree in a cacoon and stayed there for a couple days. After he got out of his cacoon, he decided to be a butterfly. Once he was a butterfly, he nommed on the lady's hair and did the butterfly dance. And the little piggies were still crying wee wee wee.

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Super Nomned Discovered

2010-12-15T21:41:00.005-05:00

The fire became super happy because it was full of nom noms and so he decided to go find a big tree. He grew some feet and walked along the happy beach where he found a three inch tall tree. It was so big that he could barely contain himself. He was so happy that he completely burned out and sat motionless on the beach with his three inch tall tree. They became the best of friends and talked about the weather and the best things that they loved to nom on. They had a wonderful afternoon until the tide came in. Then the lady showed up and they tried to hide under the waves but the tree was so tall that it stuck out so they were discovered. The lady grabbed the fire by the sticks and took the tree right out of the ground and took them home with her. Then the moon came out and the little piggies cried wee wee wee all the way home.

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The Door

2010-12-14T21:03:00.001-05:00

There was a door to the house which was the home to the lady with the frying pan. After she made the soup, he opened and smacked her to knock her out, and then he took the nom nom soup and ate it. But as everyone in the northern hemisphere part of Australia knows, doors get fat after eating too much nom nom soup. He got so fat that he couldn't open or close, so when the lady woke up she saw that he was too fat to work anymore, so she got out her axe and made him into nom nom wood chips and fed him to the fire.

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Nom Nom Soup

2010-12-13T18:56:00.003-05:00

There was a turtle that liked to nom on things. Not on things but on special things. Only the best deserves to be nomed on, not eaten but nomed on. So I was trying to find this turtle and he had a big pile of fruit but it was too good for him so I took it away from him. He didn't like when I did that because he had to go find some vegetables. Then I took those from him so he had to go find a log. Then he curled up and went to sleep on top of the big mountain. What mountain? There was no mountain so basically he did this. But only special people will find out what he did by clicking on the BIG BLUE WORDS. So then he came to a big rose bush and then he had to eat a rose and then he got chased away by a lady with a frying pan who caught him and made nom nom soup.

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