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Interesting Analysis :D

2009-02-03T21:28:00.000-08:00

I found this on a friend's Gtalk Status and I couldnt stop posting it here...

Taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment,explained:

Q.What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A.It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.Where will the government get this money?
A.From taxpayers

Q.So the government is giving me back my own money?
A.Only a smidgen.

Q.What is the purpose of this payment?
A.The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set,thus stimulating the economy.

Q.But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A.Shut up

There's an obvious pun to it, but fun and hilarious nevertheless :D

Making your Resume and making it Great!

2009-02-02T07:12:00.000-08:00

I've heard it from a lot of college students, especially when they enter 2nd year, that they've got to start working on a resume. Everyone seems to be worrying about it. I worried about it too. But guess what, its not difficult to make a great resume. Its as simple as presenting yourself in the right way and selling yourself to your target employer / internship provider. Its also a skill, which when mastered not only gets you a great resume but also teaches you not to over hype or undervalue and yet convey convincingly.

So here are some myths that should be dispelled:

Making a Resume is a one time process: Its not. Its a continous process. Even 5-10 years down the line you would find yourself fine tuning your resume and making it better. Every new revision makes it better than the previous; a step closer to perfection.
I can copy off a great template and be done: You cant. The more personalized your resume is the better and more impactful it is. You must devote time and energy if you want a great resume that presents you the way you want to be seen.
A resume should not be attractive, decorative or graphic: Only partly true. But yes, people prefer to accept resumes that are not flowery and digress from the norm. But standing apart from the crowd with sleek and classy resume esp for the role of a layout artist or animation is not a bad idea. But of course where ever professional matters are involved, like student internships or job applications, you should stick to a simple textual resume format.

Apart from these, few additional tips:

Prefer to send pdf version of resumes wherever not mentioned.
If you submit resumes to job search sites like monster.com or naukri.com, make sure to include searchable keywords like
- Experience
- Responsible
- Skill set
- (Specific skills like Java, C, C++, portfolio management, Adobe Creative Suite etc etc.)
but make sure that if you're not submitting your resume to public search sites, do not include phrases like "experience of x years" or "I was responsible for xwy". Instead, you should write "I was the business consultant of abc company from 2005 to 2009 where I consulted 30 firms and 20 individual clients ..." and "I handled 30% of sales from xyz department"
For students, you must learn to supplement project details with credibility, like a web link or mention of a certification, grade etc. Rather than explain a lot about the project and what you learnt, write your contribution to the project and briefly touch upon what you picked up and learnt.
Do not attach resumes with your mail while mailing professors for internships or for a job. Instead, upload your resume on google sites or another such free hosting service and provide a link within your mail. Most professors receive a bunch of spams with attachments that fill up their inbox. As a result they have stringent anti spam filters. You dont want your application going into their spam list, do you?

HANDY TIPS FOR PROFESSIONALS:

List jobs first, and in reverse order.
List your most recent job at the top and the rest in descending order. This is the order employers/recruiters expect to see your experience; don’t disappoint or confuse them. A rare exception to the rule: if you are graduated from a prestigious college and you’re working at a filler job. All you Harvard degree graduates who are scooping ice cream, list your Harvard education first.
Omit your mailing address.
Who is going to contact you by snail mail anyway? Your email address and cell phone number is all anyone needs to contact you. With your resume floating around the internet, keep some information private.
Include accomplishments in addition to responsibilities.
If you made a suggestion that your boss used, if you saved your company money, if you streamlined the work process, it counts. Don’t be shy about highlighting accomplishments on your resume. Back them up with statistics, if possible. How much money did you save the company? What percentage of the budget was it?
Keep the resume concise.
Stick to one page, unless you have been working ten or fifteen years. If early jobs are not relevant, leave them off.
Never stop revising.
As I said earlier, your resume can always be improved so keep tweaking it. Add a better word, a better phrase, a new accomplishment. Keep old versions of your resume in case you need information that you previously deleted.
Don’t Lie.
You knew this would be on the list. Employers routinely check job histories and education claims. Lies about either your job history or degree are the easiest for employers to uncover. The newly named dean of admissions at MIT lied on her resume when applying for a clerical job twenty-eight years ago. With the promotion in the works, her lies were discovered and she was fired. Never lie!
Omit the Ugly.
Mediocre grade point average? Leave it off. Have a 4.0? Put it front and center. Not all information is mandatory. Some people omit listing jobs they only held a short time or that might give them a bad reference. However, if the omission creates a gap that you are asked about in an interview, remember tip number one: don’t lie.
Mind the Gap
I know someone who waitressed a couple of years after college. She omits her graduation year from her resume so there is no obvious hole, but no lies either.

FOR INTERVIEWS AND JOB APPLICANTS

The resume is a tool with one specific purpose: to win an interview.
If it can do that, its a great resume. If not, it isnt. simple. Theres no great formula to it. Its just art and practice, but if you follow the right guidelines, more often than not it will work positively.

Most importantly you should learn that a resume convinces the employer that you have what it takes to be successful in this new position or career.
Also, it should be readable. The reader should want to read more. Not throw it away in favour of the next resume in the list...

SOME SAMPLE STARTING POINTS (RESUME TEMPLATES)
Remember that these are not end products. They are the starting points. You must personalize and build on them to make your great resume.

College Students:

http://www.collegegrad.com/resumes/resumes.shtml
sample resume: http://www.collegegrad.com/jobsearch/Best-College-Resumes/Sample-Resume/
Quickstart templates: http://www.collegegrad.com/resumes/quickstart/
U. of Missouri - Columbia College of Business: 5 good samples and templates

Professionals

Samples: http://www.resume-help.org/free_resume_examples.htm
Alyson Doyle's Contribution to the Resume Center at About.com: Another 30+ samples of cover letters with specific samples for a handful of positions.

Additional resources:
Resumes arent everything. At many places, you will need to supplement them with a cover letter and a good email (esp if you're mailing a professor for an internship). Here are some good websites for that:

http://www.career.vt.edu/JOBSEARC/coversamples.htm
Action keywords to include in your resume: http://www.resume-help.org/resume_action_words.htm
http://vault.com/nr/ht_list.jsp?ht_type=9 "Great list of 25+ cover letters including this one which is a MUST READ, 'Sample Cover Letter: Borderline Extortion Letter' - Want to know how to pry more money from an employer by playing competing offers against each other?"
Microsoft cover letter templates: http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/templates/CT101467921033.aspx
Where else can you post resumes apart from monster and naukri? Here is a good one: http://www.jobrecos.com/index.php

Instead of giving you tips for cover letters, here's what an employer said about the 12 cover letters he received for a job post:

11 of the 12 resumes had cover letters which is actually pretty good because if you skip that step, you simply look unprofessional. The problem is that they all of the cover letters looked exactly the same and had the same message.

" Blah, blah, blah very qualified and a good fit into your company...blah, blah..."

There was nothing at all that made me want to read the resume. It's unsettling because the last thing I want is an "ordinary" salesman. I want to hire someone that stands out a little and the cover letter is your one chance to make a connection with someone you may never meet.

Some Resume FAQs: http://www.resume-help.org/resume_faqs.htm

So begin your resume writing journey now, and enjoy the benefits. All the very best.

Trace a mobile number in India

2008-12-26T09:54:00.000-08:00

Well, if you own a mobile phone in India, you have definitely gotten missed calls, many times from unknown sources. Some of you might have got unsolicited calls from strangers, or even friends posing as strangers at times.

So here is a trick that can get you to know more about an unknown mobile number anywhere in India.

Check this page out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_telephone_numbering_in_India

It gives a detailed analysis of the area and network provider of the mobile number.
So next time anyone plays a prank, or if u have an unknown number, you know how to know more :P

Tiny teenager from India is smallest girl in the world

2008-04-08T07:33:00.000-07:00

A teenager from India who stands at a tiny 1ft 11in (58cm) tall is the smallest girl in the world. Jyoti Amge, 14, is shorter than the average two-year-old child and only weighs 11lb (5kg).

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She has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia and won't grow any taller than her current height.

Due to her size, Jyoti has to have clothes and jewellery made for her. She sleeps in a tiny bed and uses special plates and cutlery to eat, as normal-sized utensils are too big.

Despite this, she goes to a regular school in Nagpur, central India, where she has her own small desk and chair, and her classmates treat her like any other student.

Jyoti also shares common interests with other teenagers, with a love for DVDs and fashionable dresses.

She said: 'I am proud of being small. I love all the attention I get. I'm not scared of being small and I don't regret it.

'I'm just the same as other people. I eat like you, dream like you. I don't feel any different.'

Jyoti is treated like a mini-celebrity in her home town, where people flock to meet her and some even treat her like a goddess. She will even be releasing an album with her favourite Indian pop star, the bhangra/rap star Mika Singh.

'I'm proud of being small. I love all the attention I get because of it.'

Her dad, Kishanji Amge, 52, said: 'I can't separate myself from her even for a single day. I love her very much. 'She makes me proud. Lots of gurus come to see and bless her. They pray for her happiness and long life.'

Sun Acquires MySQL - A twist to the Open Source Tale

2008-01-18T02:42:00.000-08:00

Well, times are getting better for Sun™, because Sun™ acquires MySQL and it now forms part of the Sun Microsystems™ Family.

This was announced by the CEO of Sun™ Jonathan Schwartz by email to all the employees and in his blog.
MySQL is one of the fastest growing and most popular Open Source DataBases in the World.
This is a big news for all the developers, and all the employees of Sun™, you can read more of this new in the Blog of Jonathan Schwartz - http://blogs.sun.com/jonathan/

With millions of global deployments including Facebook, Google, Nokia, Baidu and China Mobile, MySQL will bring synergies to Sun that will change the landscape of the software industry by driving new adoption of MySQL's open source database in more traditional applications and enterprises. The integration with Sun will greatly extend the commercial appeal of MySQL's offerings and improve its value proposition with the addition of Sun's global services organization. MySQL will also gain new distribution through Sun's channels including its OEM relationships with Intel, IBM and Dell.

"The combination of MySQL and Sun represents an enormous opportunity for users and organizations of all sizes seeking innovation, growth and choice," said Marten Mickos, CEO, MySQL. "Sun's culture and business model complements MySQL's own by sharing the same ideals that we have had since our foundation -- software freedom, online innovation and community and partner participation. We are tremendously excited to work with Sun and the millions of members of the MySQL open source ecosystem to continue to deliver the best database for powering the modern Web economy."
MySQL's open source database is the "M" in LAMP - the software platform comprised of Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP/Perl often viewed as the foundation of the Internet. Sun is committed to enhancing and optimizing the LAMP stack on GNU/Linux and Microsoft Windows along with OpenSolaris and MAC OS X. The database from MySQL, OpenSolaris and GlassFish, together with Sun's Java platform and NetBeans communities, will create a powerful Web application platform across a wide range of customers shifting their applications to the Web.

Things look exciting and moving towards change, lately. Lets hope that change is for the best!