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		<title>Now THAT&#8217;s Giving The Finger!</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2012/08/24/now-thats-giving-the-finger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Bitterness]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inmate mails own severed finger to French minister &#124; Reuters. An envelope containing the chunk of finger was delivered on Thursday to the offices of Justice Minister Christiane Taubira, accompanied by a letter arguing for a transfer to a jail nearer to the inmate&#8217;s family, a police official said. A Justice Ministry spokesman confirmed a [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=420&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>An envelope containing the chunk of finger was delivered on Thursday to the offices of Justice Minister Christiane Taubira, accompanied by a letter arguing for a transfer to a jail nearer to the inmate&#8217;s family, a police official said.</p>
<p>A Justice Ministry spokesman confirmed a piece of finger had been delivered. &#8220;It&#8217;s a sad affair, there are many inmates asking for transfers,&#8221; said spokesman Olivier Pedro-Jose.</p></blockquote><br />  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/420/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/420/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=420&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Momma Said Knock You Out!</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2012/08/23/momma-said-knock-you-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 18:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Bitterness]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[and that&#8217;s just what he did&#8230; LL Cool J  TAKES DOWN Intruder in His House &#124; TMZ.com.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=414&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and that&#8217;s just what he did&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/22/ll-cool-j-burglary-house-los-angeles-arrested/" target="_blank">LL Cool J  TAKES DOWN Intruder in His House | TMZ.com</a>.</p>
<p><img src="http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/08/22/0822-ll-cool-j-house-broken-article-3.jpg" alt="0822_ll_cool_j_house_broken_article" width="346" height="245" /></p><br />  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/414/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/414/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=414&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well this is a crap idea&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/well-this-is-a-crap-idea/</link>
		<comments>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/well-this-is-a-crap-idea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 18:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Bitterness]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who wouldn&#8217;t want their business or product pressed snugly against prospective customers bung-hole? Maybe associating your product with poop isn&#8217;t such a great idea&#8230; Unless maybe you sell laxitives. ACTIVIA! NY Brothers Promote toilet-paper ads<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=418&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who wouldn&#8217;t want their business or product pressed snugly against prospective customers bung-hole? Maybe associating your product with poop isn&#8217;t such a great idea&#8230;</p>
<p>Unless maybe you sell laxitives. ACTIVIA!</p>
<p><a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_TOILET_PAPER_ADS?SITE=FLPET&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">NY Brothers Promote toilet-paper ads<br />
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		<title>The First Rule of Toddler Fight Club&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/the-first-rule-of-toddler-fight-club/</link>
		<comments>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/the-first-rule-of-toddler-fight-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 17:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Bitterness]]></dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[day care workers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You don&#8217;t talk about Toddler Fight Club! Day Care Workers Forced Toddler Fight Sidenote: &#8220;Little Boy Fisticuffs&#8221; was my porn name.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=412&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You don&#8217;t talk about Toddler Fight Club!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/workers-record-toddler-fights-893415" target="_blank">Day Care Workers Forced Toddler Fight</a></p>
<p>Sidenote: &#8220;Little Boy Fisticuffs&#8221; was my porn name.</p><br />  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/412/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/412/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=412&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Old McDonald&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/old-mcdonald/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Bitterness]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[via Transbuddha.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=391&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>via <a href="http://www.transbuddha.com/content/old-mcdonald/">Transbuddha</a>.</p>
<embed src='http://widgets.vodpod.com/w/video_embed/Groupvideo.1644337' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' AllowScriptAccess='sameDomain' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer' wmode='transparent' flashvars='' width='425' height='350' /><br />  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/391/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/391/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=391&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>garfield minus garfield</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/garfield-minus-garfield/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Bitterness]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[via garfield minus garfield<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=388&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>via <a href="http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/53622324">garfield minus garfield</a></p><br />  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/388/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/388/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=388&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Doing It Wrong</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/myspace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Daily Turd]]></dc:creator>
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		<title>Dude, Where&#8217;s My Penis?</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/dude-wheres-my-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/dude-wheres-my-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Bitterness]]></dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[amputation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. John Patterson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kentucky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penis]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that&#8217;s a bad day. The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed. I would think that goes without saying&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=377&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wlky.com/health/17550187/detail.html">Now <strong>that&#8217;s </strong>a bad day</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.</p></blockquote>
<p>I would think that goes without saying&#8230;</p>
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		<title>One of Those Days&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Man Charged for Farting on Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and &#8220;passed gas loudly,&#8221; the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer. &#8220;The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,&#8221; the complaint alleged. Man [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4586187&#038;post=367&#038;subd=tehawesomestory&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and &#8220;passed gas loudly,&#8221; the complaint said.</p>
<p><strong>Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,&#8221; the complaint alleged.</p>
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