Teh Scream

Talk about some weird shit!!

2007-06-15T10:20:00.001-05:00

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This is teh Fucking Bomb

2007-05-01T10:29:00.001-05:00

I had to post this one, made me laugh out loud at work, which is hard to do these days.

Stephen Hawking With a Prostitute

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This is disturbing on so many levels!

2007-02-08T12:22:00.001-05:00

I mean come on, what teh fuck where these advertising execs thinking?

What teh Fuck! I like ads like this!

2007-02-02T12:55:00.001-05:00

Swensen's naked woman subliminal ice cream commercial - video powered by ToxicJunction.com

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Fuck You Baltimore!

2007-01-12T12:12:00.001-05:00

This is what Car Dealers want to say in there commercials but don't have teh fucking stones to.

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Amazing what you can do playing Video games!

2007-01-08T13:04:00.000-05:00

What teh fuck will they do next, I wonder?

What teh fuck is the Screamer up to!

2007-01-08T12:09:00.000-05:00

I'm sure many of you have been thinking that in the past few months, where teh fuck has he gone, why has teh screaming stopped. Well I'm here to tell you people, teh screaming hasn't stopped, it just took a holiday. I am back, actually I never fucking went anywhere, just took a break. My throat hurt from screaming so loud. I am now rested and plan on venting when teh opportunity presents itself. Believe me there are plenty of things to bitch about and you will be getting an ear-load soon.

Conspiracy Theory Time

2006-10-12T15:33:00.000-05:00

I know I'm probably just totally nuts (no I know that I'm totally nuts) but teh plane crash in NY yesterday involving teh baseball player just unnerved me.

Did anyone else notice that this "accident" happened 5 years and one month to teh day after 9/11? I know it is just my crazy head thinking that these two events might be related, but it is awfully weird if you ask me.

Just something to think about.

What teh Fuck!!!!

2006-09-04T10:51:00.000-05:00

Ok I know the world is a strange place, and we have this morbid fascination with Hollywood stars and their kids, but this is taking it a bit too far. Over teh weekend, I found this on the "internet". Strange stuff indeed. Suri Cruises first poop. Ok who in teh world would buy this shit on eBay? Literally!

I know this country is going downhill but this is just totally insane. How can we be proud that we have a great nation, when we have shit like this coming out of our "creative brain-trust." Sometimes I think it would be better if I lived in Canada, and I hate Canada.

God Damn I hate my Boss

2006-08-24T12:09:00.000-05:00

This seems to be a prevailing thought throughout our office. Teh man is inept and his managing skills seem to have disappeared. He goes on vacation and lets two of teh most important people in our office go on vacation too. What Teh Fuck! I can't believe this mother fucker. He complains to me that I can't go on vacation, I can't be gone from teh office that long. Then this nepotistic asshole lets his girlfriends brother (one of teh employees in our office) go away in the same week that the only other person who is trained to do his job is out as well. I can't understand why the guy thinks that no one cares. All he has done is heaped tons of stress on me and made me hate him on a whole new level. I really hope teh motherfucker drowns in his own piss.

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Damn I knew I liked teh Easter Bunny

2006-08-21T12:30:00.000-05:00

I could hang with this dude, have a few beers. I'd like to introduce him to a few people I know too.

Big George has no Sack!!!!!!

2006-08-18T12:40:00.000-05:00

Big Scream out to these guys. They had the balls to make teh movie Big George should have made, if he hadn't lost his sack. I give you Episode III : A Lost Hope.

Ok it is just a really funny spoof of teh movie Big George actually made. It is pretty close to teh way it turned out.

Ok This is how I feel about everyone today

2006-08-16T14:15:00.000-05:00

I just got a phone call from a fucking stupid ass sales rep asking when the fuck he could expect to get his fucking proofs of his fucking ads. Does this motherfucker know that we are down like 3 fucking people today?

He still asked how much longer after I told him we were down 3 fucking people. I wish I could have just said this to him.

OK why do people even bother

2006-08-16T13:48:00.000-05:00

I just don't get it. You are allowed 4 sick days a year paid at my company. We have several people in our office who call out sick almost weekly. WTF!!!!! My boss is finally going to fucking do something about it. These people aren't going to be paid. It is about fucking time. These fuckers just figure that they can do what they want, they are in for a rude fucking awakening. Especially when they don't get holiday this week cause they didn't work the fucking day before or after. I hope all these fuckers burn in hell I really do.

Ok on a second fucking rant, WHO TEH FUCK SAID I WAS TEH GOD DAMN HELP DESK. I am not here to answer your fucking stupid ass computer questions, Do I look like teh FUCKING GEEK SQUAD? If you can't figure out how to fix teh damn thing, you should not fucking use teh damn thing. Teh stupid fucker probably downloaded a fucking virus when he was checking out that new porn site his mother told him about. I could give a fuck! I really could. If you are stupid and download stupid shit on your pc (which stands for Piece of Crappy Shit btw) why teh fuck should I care if it doesn't work. You are supposed to send your work to us from teh fucking office, not from your fucking house. I should call teh main office and let them know that you are breaking company policy you stupid fuck, now leave me alone, I have way to much shit to do, because some other stupid motherfucker can't be bothered to come to fucking work on teh three days they are supposed to!

This Joke is totally how my day is going

2006-08-16T12:15:00.000-05:00

Damn Kitchen Counters

2006-08-11T13:41:00.000-05:00

Ok our house is only 5 years old. We are doing some updates to teh kitchen, adding a bar and some more cabinets. We set everything up and paid teh huge deposit. We get a call two weeks later, they no longer make the formica that our exsisting countertop is made of. OK why teh fuck do they still have samples of it in the showroom if it has been discontinued over a fucking year ago. So now we start calling around to other distributors. We find some, call teh cabinet place back, "oh we use those guys all the time." Well if you fucking use them all teh time, why didn't you know they had a piece large enough for us to use. WTF!!!!!!

Oh It's Time Again

2006-08-10T11:39:00.000-05:00

I'm so fucking fed up with my Fucking Boss!!!!!! Teh bastard comes in for like an hour today. Then he is off to his house cause teh Home Fucking Depot is delivering his god damn fucking new stove and fridge today. WHAT TEH FUCK!!!!!! Ok when teh god damn workers come to install teh new cabinets in my kitchen I'll be taking a fucking week off to watch them install it. Come on. If I were to call in with such a shitty excuse he would fucking run my ass up a flag pole and probably canned my ass after he was done chewin on it. It is such a fucking double standard. He knows that I will handle everything and things will run smooth. It doesn't matter that it makes me loath the man with every fiber of my being. It is just wrong and he is abusing me and the job. Worse part is I know he won't put in for vacation time and I'll have to cover for him if his boss calls here looking for him. AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Macs are good for.....

2006-08-10T11:09:00.000-05:00

This isn't really all they are good for, but Mr. Chappelle does have a point that they are good for multi tasking. This one is so funny it made me Scream.

Dave Chappelle Mac Commercial Spoof

ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

2006-08-09T10:51:00.000-05:00

Ok time for my first scream. I had a blowout with my wife last night. We started arguing about household chores and it degenerated from there. I feel like I have no time to do the things I want to do. I want to write, get the stories racing in my head out. I feel that I can't take that time to myself. I can't because I feel that my wife will get angry at me for being selfish. I don't know how to resolve this. She told me that all I have to do is just tell her. I want to believe that. I want to. Her body language though says otherwise. It just makes me want to scream. Raise my head to the heavens and scream my throat raw. I hope that it will help. It probably won't but sometimes you just have to let the stress out.