Terrible Gaming Reviews

F2P my ASS

2011-02-11T04:43:00.000-08:00

Its about as free to play as WoW

You have to be a subscriber to connect to the servers at "peak" times. So wait you have to pay? to log on? I FUCKING SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! So here I am after finishing the download... Log in... cool .... select server.... cool... connect..... why is it shaded out? are servers down? no.... you have to be a subscriber to log in currently.... what... the.... fuck..... is.... this....shit.....

Free aka bad mmos

2011-02-11T04:21:00.000-08:00

Well I let my WoW subscription lapse in anticipation for rift but sadly RIFT beta doesn't start back up for a few days and RIFT doesn't go live till the 24th. SO i need to take up my time with something so i will be downloading and trying out f2p mmo's/games then returning here to give you the news which will most likely be terrible. Up to the chopping block first is a game called KNIGHT online.....

RIFT beta

2011-02-07T17:47:00.000-08:00

Just thought I would share that the next RIFT beta is open to everyone

Give it a shot

Come to Wolfsbane and add me: Walmart

Doesn't work

2011-02-01T22:15:00.000-08:00

A waste of god damn pixels

I'd rather slam my face repeatedly into the floor than play this game. No multi-player! Controls don't work! Each opponent has a specific attack that you have to spam to kill them and you can't do that because the controls don't work! The fighting is slow which doesn't really matter because the controls don't work! The scoring system is awful and penalizes you for fighting in a manner that isn't repetitive, that you can't possibly control because THE CONTROLS DON'T WORK! Most actions result in either an opposite action or more likely your character will move its arms up in down in a generic fighting pose while getting pummeled in the face..... slowly

also.......... The controls don't work.... did I mention that?

Its time to stop making them

2011-01-30T23:44:00.000-08:00

STOP MAKING MORE

Release track packs, new songs, whatever you need to keep making money but there is no legitimate reason to make another god damn game if all your doing is adding new songs, theres not even graphic overhauls most of the time!

Just play the first one

2011-01-30T14:53:00.000-08:00

Star War Force Unleashed 2

Skip over this game you will be disappointed. the first one was great this one manages should have been released as DLC, and it still would have been a disappointment. Its a very short game that manages to be mind numbingly repetitive, terrible story, if you must play it just play the demo the only thing you miss is one epic fight that goes on just a little bit to long, and isn't challenging in the least

Crackdown 2

the first was fairly entertaining for a game that only sold copies because it included the halo 3 beta, however the second is an extremely annoying version of the first with one new feature zombies. yay zombies in a game that zombies really have no place in this doesn't even pass for bad dlc just pretend this never happened and the cliffhanger at the end of the last one remained just that

A game you should have missed

2011-01-30T13:08:00.000-08:00

Two Worlds

Bad game stay far away if you come in close proximity kill with fire your doing fellow gamers a service. single player lags by far the worst game I have ever played. Im pretty sure theres only one voice actor try to voice over EVERY npc (maybe two one female but that might have been the same guy)

A game you may have missed

2011-01-30T13:02:00.000-08:00

The Saboteur

A highly overlooked absolute gem of a game. This was the final production of pandemic studios sadly this game didn't get much attention or support due to pandemics closure despite being a truly great game. Give this game a shot if you get a chance

RIFT

2011-01-30T06:40:00.000-08:00

Well its an MMO so i played it for longer than an hour here comes my crappy review :p

Rift will replace WoW for me the moment it ships, the beta has kept me on my toes for days and all ive done is make new characters to test out just a few of the possible class combos.
Ive also been looking for bugs for example flying in the tutorial

If you look close enough you will see my friend flying (The game is still in beta and has some bugs)

Also fell through the world a few times but you get re-spawned so fast its hard to get a screencap

bugs are always fun to find ( at least i think so ) its half the fun of participating in a beta. But despite my love for this game i can't give it a real review because of the fact its still just a beta, a really really fun beta

2011-01-30T06:07:00.000-08:00

Just started this, will post some lame reviews of games, that ill probably only play for like an hour unless its an mmo pokemon or absolutely terrible in which case ill probably play it longer but the review will still suck