TeRRifIC Traffic Jam

Quotes

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1. When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.
When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.
Time can turn at any time.
Don't neglect anyone in your life........ ...

2. Never make the same mistake twice,
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.

3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change our own.
Because, the same sun melts butter, also hardens clay!
Life is as we think, so think beautifully.

4. Life is just like a sea, we are moving without end.
Nothing stays with us,
what remain is just the memories of some people who touched us as Waves.

5. Whenever you want to know how rich you are?
Never count your currency,
just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that- that is true richness.

6. Heart tells the eyes see less, because you see and I suffer lot.
Eyes replied, feel less because you feel and I cry a lot.

7. Never change your originality for the sake of others,
because no one can play your role better than you.
So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.

8. Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His dad asked him "How do you feel?"
He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"
Now thats what I call Positive Attitude

COMPUTER TERMS

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BIT: A word used to describe computers, as in "Our son's
computer cost quite a bit."

BOOT: What your friends give you because you spend too much time
bragging about your computer skills.

BUG: What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green
computer screen for more than 15 minutes.
Also: what computer magazine companies do to you after
they get your name on their mailing list.

CHIPS: The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to
avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.

COPY: What you have to do during school tests because you spend
too much time at the computer and not enough studying.

CURSOR: What you turn into when you can't get your computer to
perform, as in "You $#% computer!"

DISK: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer
keyboard for seven hours.

DUMP: The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you
get a new computer.

ERROR: What you made the first time you walked into a computer
showroom to "just look."

EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house
your computer and all its peripherals.

FILE: What your secretary can now do to her nails six and a half
hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in
30 minutes.

FLOPPY: The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due
to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food

HARDWARE: Tools, such as lawn mowers, rakes and other heavy
equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting
your computer.

IBM: The kind of missile your family members and friends would
like to drop on your computer so you'll pay attention to
them again.

MENU: What you'll never see again after buying a computer
because you'll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.

MONITOR: Often thought to be a word associated with computers,
this word actually refers to those obnoxious kids who
always want to see your hall pass at school.

PROGRAMS: Those things you used to look at on your television before
you hooked your computer up to it.
RETURN: What lots of people do with their computers after only
a week and a half.

TERMINAL: A place where you can find buses, trains and really good
deals on hot computers.

WINDOW: What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally
erase a program that took you three days to set up.

Mathematics Joke

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a + b = c,

This can also be written as...

(4a - 3a) + (4b - 3b) = (4c - 3c),

So, its...

4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c,

After reorganizing...

4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c,

Take the common constants out of the brackets...

4 * (a + b - c) = 3 * (a + b - c),

Remove the common (a + b - c) from both sides...

4 = 3!

1 X 0 = 0 and 1000 X 0 = 0

There for 1 = 1000

Moral: One can prove anything.

Interesting GIFs...

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Hybrid Dogs

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Papastzu - (Papillon / Shih Tzu mix)

Paperanian - (Papillon / Pomeranian mix)

Papi-poo - (Papillon / Poodle mix)

Papichon - (Papillon / Bichon mix)

Papigriffon - (Brussels Griffon / Papillon mix)

Papijack - (Papillon / Jack Russell Terrier mix)

Papimo - (American Eskimo / Papillon mix)

Papitese - (Maltese / Papillon mix)

Papshund - (Dachshund / Papillon mix)

Patterdale Shepherd - (Patterdale Terrier x German Shepherd mix)

Patterjack - (Patterdale Terrier / Jack Russell mix)

Patterland - (Patterdale Terrier / Lakeland Terrier mix)

Patton Terrier - (Patterdale Terrier / Boston Terrier mix)

Peagle - (Beagle / Pekingese mix)

Peek-A-Pom - (Pekingese/Pomeranian mix)

Pek-A-Rat - (Pekingese x Rat Terrier mix)

Pekalier - (Cavalier King Charles / Pekingese mix)

Pekarin - (Cairn Terrier / Pekingese mix)

Peke-A-Chon - (Bichon Frise / Pekingese mix)

Peke-A-Pap - (Papillon / Pekingese mix)

Peke-A-Pin - (Miniature Pinscher / Pekingese mix)

Peke-A-Tese - (Maltese / Pekingese mix)

Peka-A-West - (Pekingnese / West Highland White Terrier mix)

Peke-Italian - (Pekingnese / Italian Greyhound mix)

Pekehund - (Pekingese / Dachshund mix)

Pekepoo - (Pekingese / Poodle mix)

Pembroke Cocker Corgi - (Pembroke Welsh Corgi / American Cocker Spaniel mix)

Pembroke Sheltie - (Shetland Sheepdog x Pembroke Welsh Corgi mix)

Petite Goldendoodle - (Golden Retriever / Cocker Spaniel / Poodle mix)

Petite Labradoodle - (Labrador Retriever / Cocker Spaniel / Poodle mix)

Plica - (Basset Hound / Ori Pei mix)

Pin-Tzu - (Miniature Pinscher / Shih Tzu mix)

Pineranian - (Miniature Pinscher / Pomeranian mix)

Pinny-Poo - (Miniature Pinscher / Poodle mix)

Pit Heeler - (American Pitbull Terrier x Blue Heeler mix)

Pitsky - (American Pitbull Terrier x Siberian Husky or Alaskan Husky mix)

Pitweiler - (American Pit Bull Terrier / Rottweiler mix)

Pocket Pitbull - (American Pit Bull Terrier / Patterdale Terrier mix)

Pointer Bay - (German Shorthaired Pointer / Chesapeake Bay Retriever mix)

Pom-A-Nauze - (Miniature Schnauzer / Pomeranian mix)

Pom-A-Pug - (Pomeranian / Pug mix)

Pom-Coton - (Coton De Tulear / Pomeranian mix)

Pom-Shi - (Pomeranian / Shiba Inu mix)

Pom-Silk - (Pomeranian / Silky Terrier mix)

Pom Terrier - (Pomeranian / Toy Fox Terrier mix)

Pomapoo - (Pomeranian / Poodle mix)

Pomchi - (Pomeranian / Chihuahua mix)

Pomeagle - (Beagle / Pomeranian mix)

Pomerat - (Pomeranian / American Rat Terrier mix)

Pomimo - (American Eskimo / Pomeranian mix)

Pomsky - ( Pomeranian / Husky mix)

Pomston - (Boston Terrier / Pomeranian mix)

Poo-Shi - (Poodle / Shiba Inu mix)

Poo-Ton - (Coton De Tulear / Poodle mix)

Poochin - (Japanese Chin / Poodle mix)

Poogle - (Beagle / Poodle mix)

Poolky - (Poodle / Silky Terrier mix)

Pootalian - (Italian Greyhound / Poodle mix)

Poovanese - (Havanese / Poodle mix)

Poshies - (Pomeranian / Shetland Sheepdog mix)

Powderpap - (Papillon / Chinese Crested mix)

Pug-A-Mo - (Pug / American Eskimo Dog mix)

Pug-Coton - (Pug / Coton de Tulear mix)

Pug-Zu - (Pug / Shih Tzu mix)

Pugairn - (Pug / Cairn Terrier mix)

Pugalier - (Cavalier King Charles / Pug mix)

Pugapoo - (Pug / Poodle mix)

Pugese - (Pug / Chinese Crested mix)

Puggat - (Pug / American Rat Terrier mix)

Puggit - (Pug / Italian Greyhound mix)

Puggle - (Pug / Beagle mix)

Pughasa - (Pug / Lhasa Apso mix)

Puginese - (Pug / Pekingese mix)

Pugland - (Pug / Westie mix)

Pugottie - (Pug / Scottish Terrier mix)

Pugshire - (Pug / Yorkshire Terrier mix)

Pugwich - (Pug / Norwich Terrier mix)

Pushon - (Pug / Bichon Frise mix)

Pyredoodle - (Great Pyrenees / Poodle mix)

Pyrador - (Great Pyrenees / Labrador Retriever mix)

Introduction of 24 Tirthankaras

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1.Lord Rishabhdev: He had a sign of an ox on his thigh. The mother Marudeva had seen 14 dreams, of which the first was that of an ox. He started the religion after a time span of 18 koda Kodi Sagaropam (Sagaropam itself is almost an innumerable number, therefore 18 KodaKodi sagaropam is a countless number) Therefore, he was known as Adinath also (The first one)

2.Lord Ajitnath: When mother Vijaya Rani and Father Jitshatru were playing chess; the queen was winning and winning. She did not lose. Likewise, the Lord did not lose. He won the enemies like love and hates.

3.Lord Sambhavnath: On his birth, there was plenty of crops everywhere. There was no famine, or draught. All these characteristics were of a good person. Therefore he was known as Sambhavnath.

4.Lord Abhinandan Swami: When he was conceived in mother’s womb, Lord Indra made frequent visits and praised Him. People in the family and the state became happy and they congratulated each other. So his name was decided

5.Lord Sumatinath: Once mother, while finding solution to a very difficult problem, got good intellect and she could resolve the conflict peacefully. so he was good 'Mati'. He was known as Sumatinat.

6.Lord Padmaprabh:The mother desired to sleep on lotus leaf. The lord also was as unattached as Lotus flower

7. Lord Suparshvanath: The mother had a disease on both the sides, but when the Lord Supashva was conceived , she was totally cured and became glittering like gold.

8. Lord Chandra Prabha Swami: Mother had a desire to drink the nectar from moon. She had a feeling of coolness.

9. Lord Suvidhinath: When He was in mother’s womb, he had desire to perform good deeds. He became one performing good deeds.

10. Lord Shitalnath: The father had a very strong burning fever, which could be calmed down by a cool touch of his mother. He also cooled down threefold burnings of the world.

11. Lord Shreyanshnath: There was a bed, set out by some God. It was worshipped, but could not be taken in use. The mother used in but nothing happened due to the great Lord’s grace, who was in the womb. On the contrary the world became happyier

12. Lord Vasupujya Indra: made Frequent showers of diamonds / Wealth. He got the name Vasupujya from the name of His father Vasudev.

13. Lord Vimalnath: When He was in mother's womb, both the body and the mind became pure with his grace. The Lord, destroyed the unclean karmas with purity of this mind.

14. Lord Anantnath: The mother had a dream of a garland made from numerous precious giens likewise, with a thread within innumerable knots, the fever and other illness of people disappeared. The Lord performed worship for indefinite period, for three fold jwelves

15. Lord Dharmanath: The mother became more prone to religion. The lord himself was by nature prone to religion

16. Lord Shantinath: When he was in mother’s womb, all the disease and misdeeds disappeared. There was peace all around.

17. Lord Kunthunath: In a dream, a big pillar made from Jewellary was seen. The enemies became as small as ‘Kunthu’ Besides small tiny creatures were taken care of by the Lord.

18. Lord Arnath: In the dream was seen the wheel with jewel and the pillar. This resulted in growth of the dynasty.

19. Lord Mallinath: The mother had a desire to sleep in a bed decorated with flowers of all the six seasons. This desire was fulfilled by Gods. The lord won the Moha etc.

20. Lord Munisuvrat Swami: Mother had a desire to keep best vows; and she kept 12 such vows.

21. Lord Naminath When the mother was moving on the fort, her luster could not be seen and faced by the enemies. They bowed down. The lord also got the love and hatred bowed down to him.

22. Lord Neminath (Lord Aristhnemi): Aristha means black jewel. Mother saw such black jewel saw a shining wheel. The lord is also as good as sharp edge of the Religious wheel to destroy the Karmas.

23. Lord Parshvanath: Mother saw a snake passing by a bed of the king without doing any injury (biting) to the king.

24. Lord Mahavir Swami (Lord Vardhman): There was a constant increase in wealth, crops, prosperity, achievements etc., parents grew with more and more fame. The Lord became fearless, firm and brave.

Amazing Puzzles..

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Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

man
1. ------------
board

Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

      stand
2. ------------
        i

Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

      R
4. Road
      A
      D

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!

0
6._________
M.D.Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

knee
7. ------------
light

Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

ground
8. ----- ----------
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -

13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb... Ans. = long time no 'C'

Dedicated to all our intelligent lovely People !

IN INDIA: Some Fun..

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Jawaharlal Nehru proved that a rich man can become the country’s Prime Minister;
Lal Bahadur Shastri proved that a poor man can become the Prime Minister;
Indira Gandhi proved that a woman can become the Prime Minister;
Morarji Desai proved that an old man can become the Prime Minister;
Rajiv Gandhi proved that a young man can become the Prime Minister;
I.K. Gujral proved that a gentleman can become the Prime Minister;
Deve Gowda proved just about anybody can become the Prime Minister;
Manmohan Singh has proved that India does not need a Prime Minister.
and ……
NARENDRA MODI HAS PROVED THAT EVEN A POOR TEA SELLER
CAN BECOME A PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA

Computer Memory Sizes

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Bit = 1 Binary Digit

Byte = 8 Bit

Kilobyte = 1024 Byte

Megabyte = 1024 Kilobyte

Gigabyte = 1024 Megabyte

Terabyte = 1024 Gigabyte

Petabyte = 1024 Terabyte

Exabyte = 1024 Petabyte

Zettabyte = 1024 Exabyte

Yottabyte = 1024 Zettabyte

Brontobyte = 1024 Yottabyte

Geopbyte = 1024 Brontobyte

Saganbyte = 1024 Geopbyte

Alphabyte = 1024 Saganbyte

Kryatbyte = 1024 Alphabyte

Amosbyte = 1024 Kryatbyte

Pectrolbyte = 1024 Amosbyte

Bolgerbyte = 1024 Pectrolbyte

Sambobyte = 1024 Bolgerbyte

Quesabyte = 1024 Sambobyte

Kinsabyte = 1024 Quesabyte

Rutherbyte = 1024 Kinsabyte

Dubnibyte = 1024 Rutherbyte

Seaborgbyte = 1024 Dubnibyte

Bohrbyte = 1024 Seaborgbyte

Hassiubyte = 1024 Bohrbyte

Meitnerbyte = 1024 Hassiubyte

Darmstadbyte = 1024 Meitnerbyte

Roentbyte = 1024 Darmstadbyte

Coperbyte = 1024 Roentbyte

Secret codes of Android.

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1. Phone Information, Usage and Battery – *#*#4636#*#*

2. IMEI Number – *#06#

3. Enter Service Menu On Newer Phones – *#0*#

4. Detailed Camera Information –*#*#34971539#*#*

5. Backup All Media Files –*#*#273282*255*663282*#*#*

6. Wireless LAN Test –*#*#232339#*#*

7. Enable Test Mode for Service –*#*#197328640#*#*

8. Back-light Test – *#*#0842#*#*

9. Test the Touch screen –*#*#2664#*#*

10. Vibration Test – *#*#0842#*#*

11. FTA Software Version –*#*#1111#*#*

12. Complete Software and Hardware Info – *#12580*369#

13. Diagnostic Configuration –*#9090#

14. USB Logging Control –*#872564#

15. System Dump Mode – *#9900#

16. HSDPA/HSUPA Control Menu –*#301279#

17. View Phone Lock Status –*#7465625#

18. Reset the Data Partition to Factory State – *#*#7780#*#*

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Qualities of Successful Person

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1. Burning Desire
2. Commitment
3. Responsibility
4. Hard work
5. Character
6. Positive believing/Thinking
7. The Power of persistence
8. Pride of performance

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Dear Shri Modiji , Congratulations sir.You have won and as you have rightly said India has won!Please make that happen and you and at this juncture only you can personally do it.The people of India have fully reposed their faith in YOU-Sir;you are important to each Indian.The rot that the previous hotch potch Govt's led by faceless Congress did has to be thrown out lock stock and barrel;You are in control now and need no outside support;which gives you freedom to take the country leaps and bounds forward as you have done for Gujarat.Let whatever the previous Govt's in the last decade have done and not done for our nation be the guide for you sir-don' t ever even try to do what they have and have not done.May God bless you and guide you.

Proud 2B an Indian...

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There are 3.22 Million Indians in America.
38% of Doctors in America are Indians.
12% of Scientists in America are Indians.
36% of NASA employees are Indians.
34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians.
28% of IBM employees are Indians.
17% of INTEL employees are Indians.
13% of XEROX employees are Indians.
You may know some of these facts. These
facts were recently published in a German
Magazine, which deals with
WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.

India never invaded any country in her last
100000 years of history.
India invented the Number System.
Aryabhatta invented zero.
The World's first university was established in
Takshila in 700BC.More than 10,500 students from
all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The
University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC
was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India
in the field of education.
Sanskrit is the mother of all the European
languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language
for computer software reported in Forbes magazine,July 1987.

Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine
known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine
consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today
Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place
in our civilization.
Although modern images of India often show
poverty and lack of development, India was the
richest country on earth until the time of
British invasion in the early 17th Century.
The art of Navigation was born in the river
Sindh 6000 years ago.
The very word Navigation is derived from
the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.
The Word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'.
Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the
earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the
astronomer Smart.; Time taken by earth to orbit
the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.
Budhayana first calculated the value of pi, and
he explained the concept of what is known as the
Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the
6th century long before the European mathematicians
Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from
India; Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the
11th century ; The largest numbers the
Greeks and the Romans
used were 10 6(10 to the power of 6) whereas
Hindus Used numbers as big as 1053 (10 to the
power of 53) with specific names as Early as 5000 BCE
during the Vedic period. Even today, the largest
used number is Tera 1012(10 to the power of 12).
According to the Gemological Institute of
America, up until 1896,India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
USA based IEEE has proved what has been a
century-old suspicion in the world scientifi
community that the pioneer of Wireless
communication was Prof. Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was
built in Saurashtra. According to Saka King
rudradaman I of 150 CE a beautiful lake
called 'Sudarshana'
was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during
Chandragupta Maurya's time.
Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.
Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600
years ago he and health scientists of his time
conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans,
cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, urinary
stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery. Usage
of anesthesia was well known in ancient India.
Over 125 surgical equipment were used. Deep
knowledge of anatomy, etiology, embryology, digestion,
metabolism, genetics and immunity is also found
in many texts.
When many cultures were only nomadic forest
dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians
established Harappan culture in Sindhu
Valley (Indus Valley Civilization)
The place value system, the decimal system
was developed in India in 100 BC.

QUOTES ABOUT INDIA:

Albert Einstein said: We owe a lot to the
Indians, who taught us how to count, without
which no worthwhile scientific discovery could
have been made.
Mark Twain said: India is the cradle of the
human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother
of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great
grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most
structive materials in the history of man are treasured
up in India only.
French scholar Romain Rolland said: If there is
one place on the face of earth where all
the dreams of living men have found a home from
the very earliest days when man began the dream
of existence, it is India.
Hu Shih, former Ambassador of China to USA said:
India conquered And dominated China culturally
for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single
soldier across her border.

How QR Code works

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Picture Magic...

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Scroll Up & Down & See The Magic ..

Gifs April'14

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If u r in love......

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If u r in love......
1.You will hear slow songs.
2.You stop where u see their name
3.You won't get angry wen your friend teases u.
4.You walk slowly on the road.
6.You will like the rainy season.
7.You will love to be with nature.
8. You will not notice that the 5th point is missing.

Good Manners.

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1. Don’t cross your arms or legs –
You have probably already heard you shouldn't cross your arms as it might make you seem defensive or guarded. This goes for your legs too. Keep your arms and legs open.

2. Have eye contact, but don’t stare –
If there are several people you are talking to, give them all some eye contact to create a better connection and see if they are listening. Keeping too much eye-contact might creep people out. Giving no eye-contact might make you seem insecure. If you are not used to keeping eye-contact it might feel a little hard or scary in the beginning but keep working on it and you’ll get used to it.

3. Don’t be afraid to take up some space –
Taking up space by for example sitting or standing with your legs apart a bit signals self-confidence and that you are comfortable in your own skin.

4. Relax your shoulders –
When you feel tense it’s easily winds up as tension in your shoulders. They might move up and forward a bit. Try to relax. Try to loosen up by shaking the shoulders a bit and move them back slightly.

5. Nod when they are talking –
nod once in a while to signal that you are listening. But don’t overdo it and peck like Woody Woodpecker.

6. Don’t slouch, sit up straight –
but in a relaxed way, not in a too tense manner.

7. Lean, but not too much –
If you want to show that you are interested in what someone is saying, lean toward the person talking. If you want to show that you’re confident in yourself and relaxed lean back a bit. But don’t lean in too much or you might seem needy and desperate for some approval. Or lean back too much or you might seem arrogant and distant.

8. Smile and laugh –
lighten up, don’t take yourself too seriously. Relax a bit, smile and laugh when someone says something funny. People will be a lot more inclined to listen to you if you seem to be a positive person. But don’t be the first to laugh at your own jokes, it makes you seem nervous and needy. Smile when you are introduced to someone but don’t keep a smile plastered on your face, you’ll seem insincere.

9. Don’t touch your face –
it might make you seem nervous and can be distracting for the listeners or the people in the conversation.

10. Keep you head up –
Don’t keep your eyes on the ground, it might make you seem insecure and a bit lost. Keep your head up straight and your eyes towards the horizon.

11. Slow down a bit –
this goes for many things. Walking slower not only makes you seem more calm and confident, it will also make you feel less stressed. If someone addresses you, don’t snap you’re neck in their direction, turn it a bit more slowly instead.

12. Don’t fidget –
try to avoid, phase out or transform fidgety movement and nervous ticks such as shaking your leg or tapping your fingers against the table rapidly. You’ll seem nervous and fidgeting can be a distracting when you try to get something across.. Declutter your movements if you are all over the place. Try to relax, slow down and focus your movements.

13. Use your hands more confidently –
instead of fidgeting with your hands and scratching your face use them to communicate what you are trying to say. Use your hands to describe something or to add weight to a point you are trying to make. But don’t use them to much or it might become distracting. And don’t let your hands flail around, use them with some control.

14. Lower your drink –
don’t hold your drink in front of your chest. In fact, don’t hold anything in front of your heart as it will make you seem guarded and distant. Lower it and hold it beside your leg instead.

15. Realise where you spine ends –
many people (including me until recently) might sit or stand with a straight back in a good posture. However, they might think that the spine ends where the neck begins and therefore crane the neck forward in a Montgomery Burns-pose. Your spine ends in the back of your head. Keep you whole spine straight and aligned for better posture.

16. Don’t stand too close –
one of the things we learned from Seinfeld is that everybody gets weirded out by a close-talker. Let people have their personal space, don’t invade it.

17. Mirror –

Often when you get along with a person, when the two of you get a good connection, you will start to mirror each other unconsciously. That means that you mirror the other person’s body language a bit. To make the connection better you can try a bit of proactive mirroring. If he leans forward, you might lean forward.. If she holds her hands on her thighs, you might do the same. But don’t react instantly and don’t mirror every change in body language. Then weirdness will ensue.

18. Keep a good attitude –
last but not least, keep a positive, open and relaxed attitude. How you feel will come through in your body language and can make a major difference. For information on how make yourself feel better read 10 ways to change how you feel and for relaxation try A very simple way to feel relaxed for 24 hours.

Best & Free Online video conferencing sites

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All time I am very happy to share some good things with you. Online video conferencing simply reduce the cost spent on traveling and saves a lot of time that can be used.

Rajinikanth Rocks...

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1.. Rajinikant killed the Dead Sea.
2. When Rajinikant does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. ...He is pushing the earth down.
3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures
that Rajini...kanth allowed to live.
4. Rajinikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
5 .Rajnikant can divide by zero.
6. Rajinikant can judge a book by it's cover.
7. Rajinikant can drown a fish.
8. Rajinikant can delete the Recycle Bin. After deleting files rajni doesnt send them to recycle bin, he sends them to HELL
9. Rajinikant once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays
DVDs.
10. Rajinikant can slam a revolving door.
11. Rajinikant once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are

today called giraffes.

12. Rajinikant once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
13. Rajinikant can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until
Rajinikant kicked one of the corners off.
15. Rajinikant can build a snowman out of rain.
16. Rajinikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Rajinikant can make onions cry.
18. Rajinikant destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Rajinikant can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
20. Rajinikant has counted to infinity, twice.
21. Rajinikant will attain separate statehood in 2013.
22. Rajinikant did in fact, build Rome in a day.
23. Rajinikant once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikant can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikant never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in
fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikant was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikant can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikant doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikant lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikant kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikant does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because
revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikant has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikant.
34. Rajinikant knows Victoria's secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikant stares at it.
36. Rajinikant can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikant kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won't find Rajinikant because you don't find Rajinikant; Rajinikant finds you.
39. Rajinikant gave the Joker those scars.
40. Rajinikant leaves messages before the beep.
41. Rajinikant once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The
result? Mother Teresa.
42. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
43. Rajinikant killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
44. Rajinikant can make PCs better than the Mac.
45. Rajinikant puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter.
46. Rajinikant goes to court and sentences the judge.
47. Rajinikant can handle the truth.
48. Rajinikant can speak Braille.
49. Rajinikant can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
50. Rajinikant can teach an old dog new tricks.
51. Rajinikant calls Voldemort by his name.
52. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikant did.
53. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikant. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
54. Rajinikant got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
55. Rajinikant's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikant.
56. Rajinikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water
with his own rage.
57. The last time Rajinikant killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
58. Rajinikant once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
59. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
60. Rajinikant can run at speed of light around a tree and screw
himself.
61.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
62. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made
him blink.
63. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
64. Rajinikant doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
65. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
66. When you say "no one is perfect", Rajinikant takes this as a

personal insult.

67. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.
68. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikant was born.
69. The statement "nobody can cheat death", is a personal insult to
Rajnikant. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
70. When Rajnikant is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
71. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
72. Rajinikant knows what women really want.
73. Time and tide wait for Rajinikant.
74. Rajinikant sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the
tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
75. As a child when Rajinikant had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
76. Rajinikant collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon.
77. Rajinikant can answer a missed call.
78. Rajinikant doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
79. Rajinikant's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
80. Rajinikant doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
81. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikant.
82. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikant's fist.
83. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikant, there is no other way.
84. Rajinikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
85. Rajinikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
86. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered
Rajinikant".
87. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikant was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
88. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
89. Rajinikant is a champion in the game "Hide n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikant.
90. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
91. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
92. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikant is on.
93. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away
from Rajinikant.
94. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikant.
95.Rajinikant's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
96. Rajinikant does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out
of sheer terror.
97. When Rajinikant plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world
99. Rajinikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
100. you dont google rajnikant...u rajnikant google
101. Rajnikant's email is gmail@rajnikant.com
102. The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikant has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
103. Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
104. The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikant gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikant sets deskmarks
105. Micheal Jordan to Rajni - I can spin a basketball on my fingers for 2 hrs. Can u? Rajnikant - How do u think earth spins?
106. Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography - The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!
107. While playing once rajnikant said "statue" to a girl..now its know as "Statue of Liberty
108. Rajnikant to buy Facebook, he will be making one change in it, instead of 'like' he will put 'sooper'
109. Rajnikant once rolled a dice and scored a 7
110. Rajnikant runs until the Treadmill gets tired
111. Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. ;)
112. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frm Rajnikant n refused 2pay him back.. Tat was d last time.After that no one saw Dinosaurs
113. Rajni gives permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
114. Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANT award !
115. Rajnikant can build a snowman..... out of rain.
116. When Rajanikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on.... he turns the dark off.
117. Rajanikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
118. Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention
119. Rajnikant can write into A READ ONLY FILE
120. Rajnikant don’t have a Twitter account, Because no one can follow him and he’s already following you
121. Bullets dodge Rajnikant.
122. If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikant?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
123.Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
124. The square root of Rajnikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikant, the result is death.
125. Rajnikant has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
126. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.
127.Rajnikant laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up. So don't bother..
128.One nite, while asleep, Rajnikant was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.
129. Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikant sets deskmarks
130. If Rajnikant would have born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence.
131.Rajnikant saved the Gal in one hand....titanic in other
132.Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk
132.Rajni is so hot..d cigarette burns before its lit
133.Rajnikant irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
134. Rajnikant wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced
135.Only Rajnikant can smell what the rock is cooking.
136. Intel's new tag line.... RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
137.Once Rajnikant entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikant chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
138.Rajnikant can cut knife with apple.
139.What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked ? Oh my Rajnikaant!!!!!
140.Rajnikant knows who let the dogs out.
141.Nature answers Rajnikant's call.

Your Name means

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A : You are dead sexy

B : You love Alcohol

C : You are really silly.

D : You like people

E : one in a million.

F : you like to drink.

G : You never let people tell you what to do.

H : Great in bed.

I : You have a very good personality

J : People Adore you

K : You’re wild and crazy.

L : best kisser ever.

M : Easy to fall in love with

N: You are crazy. ( in a fun way)

O: awesome kisser.

P : You are popular with all types of people.

Q : You are a hypocrite.

R : awesome kisser

S : Boys love you.

T : You’re loyal to those you love

U : You are really silly.

V : You are not judgemental.

W : You are very broad minded.

X : You never let people tell you what to do.

Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.

Z : Always ready…….

Funny quotes

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1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
8. You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books……

Funny Ways to Waste Your Money.

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Stay a Month in Hotels like Ashoka, Taj or Leela

One night could cost you at least Rs 100,000 or even more if you want to waste your money. If you have more money than spend the whole week in these hotels.

Travel All Around the Country in Business Class Everyday

If you want to go from Mumbai to New Delhi to Goa then always travel in business or club class. Ticket price is at least Rs 30,000/-

Beautify Your self -Get Lip Surgery or a Nose Job

Wasting money could be fun. Why don’t you get a lip surgery and make it look like Angelina Jolie or a nose job like Tom Cruise.

Buy Pets Like a Dog, Poodle, Pug, or a Persian Kitten

Pets are always best way to waste your money. You could buy a Poddle, Pug or even a kitten.

In India, if you don’t find casino to throw money then you can buy lottery tickets in bundles and see your luck.

Book a Charter Plane and Escape to Thailand or Bahamas

Charter a plane and escape to an island like Thailand, Mauritius or Bahamas.

Gift a Beautiful Painting Bought in an Auction.Paintings are very costly, you could buy from an art gallery and it could cost in some Lakhs and gift to your loved one.

Become a Bookie and Bet on Cricket Matches or Horse Race

I am not suggesting anything illegal but you could bet on Cricket matches through bookie and waste your money.

Invite a Celebrity in Your Private Function

This is very trendy. You could invite a celebrity in your birthday or marriage function. For Rs 500,000 to Rs 1000,000

Cruise liner- Stay there for a Week.You could hop into a cruise liner with your family or spouse and escape to Europe.

Adorn Your Car with Gold Plating If you have a car then you can adorn it with Gold or silver plating. If you have extra money to throw.

Book an Entire Luxury Train like Rajasthan on Wheels

There are luxurious trains in India and you could book entire train and have fun. But it would cost you lakhs of rupees.

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner All Three in a Five Star Hotel

Five star hotels are very chic and you could have your all three suppers there and spend almost Rs 100,000 a day.

Arrange a Party, Bring in Performers and End with Fireworks

Arrange a party, bring some singers, dancers, ladies and end with great fireworks.

If You Are Adventurous Then You Could Do Drugs

Well! Again I don’t want you to do something illegal but there are some great drugs out there and you could give a shot.

Buy Beautiful Accessories Like Watches, Bracelets, Bags, Jewelry etc...Watches, Bracelets, Bags and other accessories are great way to waste your money if you have too much of it.

Spent Lavishly Decorating Your House Interiors. You could renovate your entire home and adorn the wall with some of the great paintings if you have money.

Fix a Gold Tooth in Your Mouth. You can get fixed a gold tooth inside your mouth for Rs 50,000 to Rs 100,000 depending upon how many gold teeth you want.

Book an Entire Yacht in Mumbai and Spend Time with Your Valentine. You could book a Yacht or a boat and have fun with your spouse or girlfriend on this valentine.

How About Purchasing Tiger’s Skin or Elephant’s Tusk

This is for royals. You could buy tiger’s skin for Rs 500,000 to Rs 1000,000. Yes it is possible. Similarly, elephant’s tusk also.

Gamble Your Money in Stock Market Especially Day Trading

You could waste your money in stock market especially day trading which is very risky.

Women Can Buy Expensive Banarsi Sari, All Woman love to have Saris. You have money then you could buy it and one Sari could cost Rs. 50,000 to Rs. 10,0000

Buy an iPhone and Samsung Galaxy Both. You could buy iPhone 5 and Galaxy both at the same time and if you don’t like either of these then bang on to the wall.

Waste Money on Learning Flying in a Private Institute

You can take private sessions of learning how to fly a plane. They charge on hourly basis and you could have fun while wasting your money.

Go on a Multiple Date and Spend Money on Girls

You could go on a multiple date and spend money on buying gifts for your two, three or even four girlfriends.

Buy Branded Perfumes to Rejuvenate Your Senses

Branded perfumes could cost you like Rs 10,000 to Rs 20,000 a bottle. Nice way to waste money.

Plan an Extravagant Marriage, Your marriage could be extravagant, book a hotel on an island and have a blast.

Purchase Gifts and Accessories for Your Friends and Family Members. If you are not able to waste all of your money then buy some gifts for your family and friends.

If You Have Booty then You Could Buy an Luxurious Apartment. How about buying a 2 BHK or 3 BHK apartments in Mumbai or New Delhi. Well! You could waste your money.

Buy Expensive Antique Pieces From an Auction. There are antique pieces that you could cost you lakhs of rupees and you could waste your money there.

How About Travelling Around the World? You could travel around the globe through plane and visit almost 30 to 40 best cities in the world.

Why Not Visiting an Underground Dance Bar in Mumbai

Again, I am not suggest anything illegal here but if you have money and no idea how to spend it then visit a dance bar and throw some of it on the lady.

Importing Expensive Cuban Cigars and Smoking All in One Night. If you love smoking then you could import cigars from Cuba and smoke it all and bring some more.

Wasting Money for Travelling in Space. Although this is not possible in India but you could go to Russia and take a trip into outer space. However, you have to have some cash to throw.

Pay a Painter to Draw Your Portrait. You could book a painter or an artist who could draw a portrait of yours. However, you have to pay according to his wish.

You could buy some cool gadgets like cell phones, laptops, iPad, Tabs etc. It would be a nice way to waste your money.

Going Hair Implants, Manicure, Pedicure and Skin Treatment

Try hair implants, manicure, pedicure and skin treatment if you are very concerned about your looks.

Interior Designing – Bring In Furniture, Sofa Set, Wall Paintings etc.. Spend something on your home. Buy furniture or sofa set to make it cozier.

Waste Your Money Buying Only Designers Clothes, Watches, Bags, Shoes etc... Designers clothes like Gucci, Parda, Channel are very costly and only rich people could buy accessories from these stores.

You could buy a car according to your budget. If you have good amount of money to waste then you could go for a BMW.

Renting a Resort in Hill or Secluded Area for Weeks. Book entire resort on a Hill or a secluded area inside an Island.

Booking Private Helicopter on Rent and Flying around the City

You could hire a chopper for your family and friends and travel around the city.

Booking an Entire Table in a Top Restaurant Like Taj

You could book entire table for Rs 30,000 or more in a 5 star hotel daily basis.

You could change your entire body look by going through a surgery, it would make you look more athletic but cost you a fortune.

Play Golf in Some of the Best Golf Courses. Learn to play golf in some of the most expensive golf course in India. Simply waste your money.

If you are a woman then you could waste money on Jewelry because jewelry is woman’s best friend.

Finally, still you have some money left then buy all kinds of gift for your loved ones. Just throw your money.

Please, try any of these ways to waste your money. Everything is there, from good advice to really doing something adventurous.

Anything to do....

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Mathematician : How do you write 4 in between 5 ?

Answers by:

1) Korean: Is this a joke?
2) Japanese: Impossible!
3) African: The question's all wrong!
4) Spanish: It's not found on the Internet. ha ha ha!

*And then came an Indian.....*

Indian: **F(IV)E*

This is the reason Indians are everywhere in the world: in finance,
business, medicine, engineering....etc.
Anything to do with using both sides of the brain.

GIFS

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