TeRRifIC Traffic Jam

Psychology

2013-05-16T15:40:00.000+05:30

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE Aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI

raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Chuha Chuhiya

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo, ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..

“Sometime the thing is perfectly done but result may be wrong for some reason like this "

Facebook Keyboard Shortcuts

2013-05-13T09:45:00.000+05:30

Facebook keyboard Shortcuts for Quick Access and Navigation

Facebook Keyboard Shortcuts for Navigation:

M : Open a new message
? or /: Go to the Facebook Search
C : Comment when on a story in news feed
J : Scroll between News Feed stories
L: Like or Unlike a selected story
Left and right arrow keys: Skip back and forth between photos
0 : Help Center
1 : Home
2 : Profile / Timeline
3 : Friends
4 : Messages
5 : Notifications
6 : Account Settings
7 : Privacy Settings
8 : Go to the Facebook Page
9 : Legal Facebook Terms and Agreements

Note :

Always use these Facebook keyboard Shortcuts with modifier keys that is in place of #, place these shortcuts.
The numbers mentioned in the shortcuts works when you use the numbers on the top of your keyboard, not the number pad.

A funny Letter with Indian filmy Titles..

2013-05-11T09:44:00.002+05:30

420,johny mera naam
c/o,shree 420
piya ka ghar
choukee no 11
Teesari manzil
chinagate
chinatown
jis des mei ganga baheti hai

pin :- Do aur do panch
Date:- nav do gyarah

My dear milan,
you must be surprised to receive this prem patra from me on this kora kagaz. let me make my pehchaan to you as Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge. My mother calles me Raja and my father's name is Hindustani hense i am known as Raja Hindustani.

Though i am an Awaara. I am neither a Pagal kahin ka nor a Laawaris. I am your Deewana and you know what Deewana mujhsa nahin.

Kabhie kabhie when i look in to your Ankhen then Kuch kuch hota hai mere
Dil mein and Jigar mein because of your Yadon ki barat and you are so Khoobsurat.

I tried not to say Maine pyar kiya but could not since yesterday Raat only you come in my Sapnay Aur pyar ho gaya after that because Dil hai ki manta nahin.

I know that my Dil to pagal hai but is mein Dil ka kya kasoor? after all Pyar to hona hi tha.

I am making you a Prarthna to cross the Border and enter my Zindagi as a Priyatama. Hope that your Ashiqi is written in my Naseeb even though i do not have any Sambandh with you. I still consider you as my Dream girl with Lal dupatta mal mal ka.

There are only Do raste left for me. One is to get your Amar prem by Tyaag or to go the Rangeela way. Other than that is only Akhari raasta which will lead me from Quyamat se quyamat tak and then Anjaam Ramjaane.

Would not you like to be Mere jivan saathi as you are Lakhon mein ek?. I also hope that you will Guide me in Bahar, or atleast in it's Aur pas and then we will have Dance Dance as we are made for Ek duje ke liye and i am good Disco Dancer too.

We will live in Naya zamana but Zamane se kya darna as we will have nothing but Anand in Yeh dillagi with me as your Suhag.

Aren’t you bored of Akele hum akele tum Zindagi? Let this Baazigar be your Boy friend and then we start our Pehli mohhabat. This chahat is going to lead to a Milan on our heart's Platform. When you are going to tell me everyday Aao pyar kare and i will earn Roti kapada aur makan for you.

On this Judai is causing me Dard. Now, phir kab miloge as Tum se achha kaun hai? I am sure that Kabhie na kabhie that will happen as you know my Love is Himalay se uncha and hopefully our mulakat will be an Evening in paris or may be Love in tokya or atleast we will have Sangam in any Pardesh.

Aa gale lag ja or mat bol Hum apke hai kaun...? Hum hai Prem pujari not Dushman. Is Soldier ko aap ke Prem ki Dil se Intezaar in atleast within 100 days.

If i don't get a Jawaab, in woh saat din, i have this Darr that i will turn in to a Lootere. Because Pyar zukta nahin and you know that Jab pyar kisi se hota hai it becomes a Baazi for me where Dilwale kabhie na haare. Though i used to be a Ziddi after i purified my Karm. My friends say that Raju ban gaya gentelmen. But trust me Jawab hum denge, Kasam se.

I don't want to turn this Do beegha zameen into Sholay in my Intequam with the help of my three of my Saat hindustani friends named Amar akbar anthony who becomes Doqait kings in Ramgadh ke sholay.

This is a Paapi duniya and if you make me Ghayal then i am being Sarfarosh and i will trap you in Aaj ka gundaraj and burn you with the Tezaab of my Aakrosh.

But i know after Saat rang ke sapne yeh Haseena man jayegi and i want to said you very loudly that I love you because is mein Dil ka kya kasoor. I want to become your Hero like a Hero hindustani because Hum apke dil mein rehte hai and know that you also have this Prem rog for me now i hope that you begin with me our Love story.

Chalte chalte one more thing that Pyar kiya to darna kya my dear
with Love and more and more Love love love.
Aap ke sajan
Gupt

Indian Great Brain..

2013-05-04T09:38:00.001+05:30

An Indian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to India on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security
for the loan. The Indian man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything
checked out.

The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest,
which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
"$5,000"
The Indian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the brain of the Indian...

Roles in Heaven

2013-04-29T11:27:00.000+05:30

# Brahma Systems Installation

# Vishnu Systems Administration & Support

# Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant

# Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management

# Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist)

# Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation

# Narada Data transfer

# Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

# Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records

# Apsaras Downloadable Viruses

# Devas Mainframe Programmers

# Surya Solaris Administrator

# Rakshasas In house Hackers

# Ravan ! ;Internet Explorer WWWF

# Lakshman Support Software and Backup

# Hanuman Linux/s390

# Jatayu Firewall

# Dronacharya System Programmer

# Vishwamitra Sr. Manager Projects

# Valmiki Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

# Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

# Arjun Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

# Abhimanyu Trainee Programmer

# Draupadi Motivation & Team building

# Bhima Mainframe Legacy System

# Duryodhana Microsoft product Written in VB

# Karna Contract programmer

# Dhrutarashtra Visual C++

# Gandhari Dreamweaver

# 100 Kauravas Microsoft Service Packs and patches

List of Google owned search engine

2013-04-26T15:03:00.001+05:30

www.google.ad

www.google.ae

www.google.al

www.google.am

www.google.as

www.google.at

www.google.az

www.google.ba

www.google.be

www.google.bf

www.google.bg

www.google.bi

www.google.bj

www.google.bs

www.google.by

www.google.ca

www.google.cat

www.google.cd

www.google.cf

www.google.cg

www.google.ch

www.google.ci

www.google.cl

www.google.cm

www.google.cn

www.google.co.ao

www.google.co.bw

www.google.co.ck

www.google.co.cr

www.google.co.id

www.google.co.il

www.google.co.in

www.google.co.jp

www.google.co.ke

www.google.co.kr

www.google.co.ls

www.google.co.ma

www.google.co.mz

www.google.co.nz

www.google.co.th

www.google.co.tz

www.google.co.ug

www.google.co.uk

www.google.co.uz

www.google.co.ve

www.google.co.vi

www.google.co.za

www.google.co.zm

www.google.co.zw

www.google.com

www.google.com.af

www.google.com.ag

www.google.com.ai

www.google.com.ar

www.google.com.au

www.google.com.bd

www.google.com.bh

www.google.com.bn

www.google.com.bo

www.google.com.br

www.google.com.bz

www.google.com.co

www.google.com.cu

www.google.com.cy

www.google.com.do

www.google.com.ec

www.google.com.eg

www.google.com.et

www.google.com.fj

www.google.com.gh

www.google.com.gi

www.google.com.gt

www.google.com.hk

www.google.com.jm

www.google.com.kh

www.google.com.kw

www.google.com.lb

www.google.com.ly

www.google.com.mt

www.google.com.mx

www.google.com.my

www.google.com.na

www.google.com.nf

www.google.com.ng

www.google.com.ni

www.google.com.np

www.google.com.om

www.google.com.pa

www.google.com.pe

www.google.com.ph

www.google.com.pk

www.google.com.pr

www.google.com.py

www.google.com.qa

www.google.com.sa

www.google.com.sb

www.google.com.sg

www.google.com.sl

www.google.com.sv

www.google.com.tj

www.google.com.tr

www.google.com.tw

www.google.com.ua

www.google.com.uy

www.google.com.vc

www.google.com.vn

www.google.cv

www.google.cz

www.google.de

www.google.dj

www.google.dk

www.google.dm

www.google.dz

www.google.ee

www.google.es

www.google.fi

www.google.fm

www.google.fr

www.google.ga

www.google.ge

www.google.gg

www.google.gl

www.google.gm

www.google.gp

www.google.gr

www.google.gy

www.google.hn

www.google.hr

www.google.ht

www.google.hu

www.google.ie

www.google.im

www.google.iq

www.google.is

www.google.it

www.google.je

www.google.jo

www.google.kg

www.google.ki

www.google.kz

www.google.la

www.google.li

www.google.lk

www.google.lt

www.google.lu

www.google.lv

www.google.md

www.google.me

www.google.mg

www.google.mk

www.google.ml

www.google.mn

www.google.ms

www.google.mu

www.google.mv

www.google.mw

www.google.ne

www.google.nl

www.google.no

www.google.nr

www.google.nu

www.google.pl

www.google.pn

www.google.ps

www.google.pt

www.google.ro

www.google.rs

www.google.ru

www.google.rw

www.google.sc

www.google.se

www.google.sh

www.google.si

www.google.sk

www.google.sm

www.google.sn

www.google.so

www.google.st

www.google.td

www.google.tg

www.google.tk

www.google.tl

www.google.tm

www.google.tn

www.google.to

www.google.tt

www.google.vg

www.google.vu

www.google.ws

Now after you have gone through this list of Google Search Engine Domains, the question arises why Google needs so many domains. In plain and simple language these many domains are country specific based on different countries and also help Google to cut off the whole traffic from Google.com. I will be sharing the list of sub domains and sister sites for Google later.

Waqt Nahi.

2013-04-25T09:45:00.001+05:30

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi........ .

why guys like girls!

2013-04-23T17:50:00.000+05:30

WELL...here's a few reasons why guys like girls!

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the
world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all
worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that
you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just
had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an
hour later....
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way apologize when it does hurt...(even though we don't admit
it)!
23. the way they say "I miss you"
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't
hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they
would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not.
Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become
everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths
of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you
know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it
justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

GIFs April'13

2013-04-18T10:14:00.000+05:30

PLEASE WAIT, NEED SOME TIME & GOOD SPEED TO START...

Mentality. .. Funny....

2013-04-14T14:56:00.003+05:30

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

What a Crazy coincidence! ;) One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend time with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
G. What happened to the Indians????
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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman!

A FACT...

2013-04-09T15:51:00.001+05:30

A FACT.....

HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE :

AN AMERICAN SALARY

A BRITISH HOME

CHINESE FOOD

AN INDIAN WIFE

HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE :

AN AMERICAN WIFE

BRITISH FOOD

CHINESE HOME

AN INDIAN SALARY

Jokes of Sardar..

2013-04-06T09:54:00.000+05:30

Q. How sardar's use to make people fool??????????
A. By finding out the corner of a circle.

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A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":

"I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"
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A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The
sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly.
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A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings,
so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping?
Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.
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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could
use them if he lost his checkbook?
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Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom
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Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?".
"Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."
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A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a
highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles;
the following day less than a mile.then the foreman asked the sardar why he
kept painting less each day,he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can."
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Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or
coming home.
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Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'
Doctor : 'What's your problem?'
Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'
Sardarji : 'What problem?'
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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first...
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A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

To Be A Dog- Ten Reasons..

2013-04-04T10:25:00.000+05:30

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.
6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

Hamare Padosi

2013-04-01T15:14:00.000+05:30

Pata nahi kya baat hai humme jo hamare padosi aise mile jo na hume jaan paye na hi hum unhe.
Har naye padosi ka humne kiya hardik abhinandan,
lekin badle me hume mila mansik krandan.
Pratyek mitrata roopi pasa palat gaya,
aur shatruta ka naag fann gaya.
Humne har prakar naye saathiyon ko apnana chaha,
par jyadatar nirmohiyon ne dhakka hi maara.
Jab jab flat khali hua humne soch badli,
ab nahi bolenge kabhi, ye dharna rakh li.
Par wah re hamari sahan shakti ke kya kahne,
naye logon ke aate hi hum chale unse milne.
Ye kya, phir nirasha ne ki hamari swagat,
apna sa muh latkaye hum phir ghar ko aaye.
Ab phir se hai flat khali, par dil me phir hai umang,
abki baar shayad mile hume padosi jinke ho naye dhang.

COMPUTER TERMS

2013-03-29T17:42:00.000+05:30

BIT: A word used to describe computers, as in "Our son's
computer cost quite a bit."

BOOT: What your friends give you because you spend too much time
bragging about your computer skills.

BUG: What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green
computer screen for more than 15 minutes.
Also: what computer magazine companies do to you after
they get your name on their mailing list.

CHIPS: The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to
avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.

COPY: What you have to do during school tests because you spend
too much time at the computer and not enough studying.

CURSOR: What you turn into when you can't get your computer to
perform, as in "You $#% computer!"

DISK: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer
keyboard for seven hours.

DUMP: The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you
get a new computer.

ERROR: What you made the first time you walked into a computer
showroom to "just look."

EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house
your computer and all its peripherals.

FILE: What your secretary can now do to her nails six and a half
hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in
30 minutes.

FLOPPY: The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due
to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food

HARDWARE: Tools, such as lawn mowers, rakes and other heavy
equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting
your computer.

IBM: The kind of missile your family members and friends would
like to drop on your computer so you'll pay attention to
them again.

MENU: What you'll never see again after buying a computer
because you'll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.

MONITOR: Often thought to be a word associated with computers,
this word actually refers to those obnoxious kids who
always want to see your hall pass at school.

PROGRAMS: Those things you used to look at on your television before
you hooked your computer up to it.
RETURN: What lots of people do with their computers after only
a week and a half.

TERMINAL: A place where you can find buses, trains and really good
deals on hot computers.

WINDOW: What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally
erase a program that took you three days to set up.

EXCELLENT TEST

2013-03-26T11:30:00.000+05:30

Great Sensory Perception Test

This is very interesting.

Unfortunately there is

a time limit to each question,

however, it is worth doing at least once.

Click on the dog, this is fun......

Computer Megik....

2013-03-23T09:33:00.000+05:30

MAGIC #1
An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on
the Computer which can be named as “CON”. This is
something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole
Team, couldn’t answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A “CON”
FOLDER

Magic #2
Did you know that a flight number from one of the planes that hit one
of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was Q33N. In Notepad / WordPad or MS
Word, type that flight number i.e. Q33N. Increase the font size to 72.
Change the font to Wingdings. ….. u will be amazed by the
findings!!!…………………..
MAGIC #3
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the
quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it?

Noticed the weird bug?
No one can explain!

MAGIC #4
Again this is something funny and can’t be explained?
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates,
couldn’t answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out
yourself?

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
And see the
magic?..! —————————————–

Pappu Again...

2013-03-19T10:28:00.002+05:30

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife

Non-happening thi jo uski life

Pappu ko na milta tha aaram

Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool

Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul

Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline

Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best

Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest

Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami

Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal

Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal

Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha

Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Pretty Neat! Enjoy Holidays..

2013-03-18T09:00:00.001+05:30

Each country that you click on...you get a slide show of that country...pretty neat!

Italie
France
U.S.A   Scandinavie
Bulgarie
Roumanie   Allemagne
Amérique du Sud
Espagne
Canada
Grèce
Belgique
Japon
Afrique
Portugal
Autriche Australie Les Caraïbes   Alaska Hongrie Croatie
Ile de Norfolk   Ile de Malte
Luxembourg
Mexique
Hollande
Pologne
Prague
Andorre
Londres
Saint-Pétersbourg
Israël
Irlande
Ecosse/Oban/Glasgow
Ecosse
Nouvelle Zélande
Fidji
Singapour
Hong Kong
Thaïlande
Thaïlande 2
Ko Samui
Turquie
Chypre
Chutes du Rhin Suisse
Genève
Lac Ohrid Macédoine
Bombay
Sri Lanka
Inde

Really Amazing..TRY....

2013-03-17T15:23:00.001+05:30

GO TO:~

http://www.star28.net/snow.html

1. Type your name.
2. Click Submit and wait for sometime!! Don't miss it really its very nice...

Beautiful Thought.....

2013-03-16T17:16:00.000+05:30

Once Buddha was travelling with a few of his followers. While they were passing a lake, Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from the lake."

The disciple walked up to the lake. At that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy and turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink?"

So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink."

After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake.

The disciple went back, and found that the water was still muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same.

After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back.

This time, the disciple found the mud had settled down, and the water was clean and clear. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said," See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be, and the mud settled down on its own -- and you have clear water.

Your mind is like that too ! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless."

Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process!

AbCdEfGh.......Funny....

2013-03-14T10:07:00.000+05:30

We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi...

But How about an

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat ,Housed In Jersey Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful.

funny..

2013-03-12T14:49:00.000+05:30

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..
wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)

Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron..
(wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)

WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE;
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI;
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI.

Aapne mere man se khela,
aapne mere tan se khela,
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...
well played! well played! well played!!

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai,
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai.

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi.

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebuoy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta;
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta;
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita.

Tum aa gaye ho,
noor aa gaya hai;
chalo teeno movie chalen.

Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke,
'Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche'
Aur khuda tumse puche,
'Abe sale gadhe, ab utrega kaise??'

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le zaalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, bade josh ke sath;
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, bade shhor ke sath;
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath,
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath!!!

LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE,
LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE,
YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI.

kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote...

Ladka bola kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Irshaad.Irshaad.

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.

to be remember.....
.alcohol kills man(/women) slowly .so what who wants to die soon.

Aisa Apna Husband Ho......

2013-03-10T14:53:00.000+05:30

5'10"-6' jiski height ho
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
biwi ka her nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj uska light ho
aisa apna husband ho

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo
jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon,
bole my love.. tum kitni nice ho
aisa apna husband ho

muje rani bana ker rakhe,
to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sussar ke samne kahe,
jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho
aisa apna husband ho

palakon pe bitha ke rakhe jo
shadi ke baad bhi gym chalu rakhe wo
subah coffee ke aroma se muje uthaye wo
b'day & wedding anniversary gift ki shopping ke liye time nikale jo
aisa apna husband ho

jaha chahoon jaoon,
jo chahe karoon,
kuch is tarah ki life ho
her doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aur sath mein uska 1 supplementary credit card aur mobile ho...
aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasman mein, jaise ke kite ho
aisa apna husband ho
aisa apna husband ho
aisa apna husband ho.......

ITI INFORMATION

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ITI TOOL LIST

List of CTS Trades

ITI Trade Syllabus

Addresses of State Directorates

Procedure for starting new Industrial Training Institute/Center

Procedure for starting new Industrial TrainingInstitute/Center

Format of Annexure

Affiliation Orders of ITI/ITCs DGET/NCVT

National Vocational Training Information Service