tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79326782011-11-28T08:55:24.352+08:00SmS—Smile SMS. Text messages that made you smile... made your day... made others smile... made others&#39; day. Go ahead, laugh and smile today. It&#39;s good for your health and for your soul. Share your SmS, too.Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.comBlogger434125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-10835647742685560762011-02-01T15:45:00.002+08:002011-02-01T15:47:03.915+08:002011-02-01T15:47:03.915+08:00<em>Binayloay og pulong sulod sa usa ka botika:</em><br /> <p>BOY: Miss, papalita ko'g Alaxan FR.<br /> <br />GIRL: Pila?<br /> <br />BOY: Usa lang. Ay, Miss, unsa diay meaning anang "FR"?<br /> <br />GIRL: Kuan..."Fen Relever."<br /> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-1083564774268556076?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R9RP2Rf6skZPUFuCxr-6L9j90cQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R9RP2Rf6skZPUFuCxr-6L9j90cQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R9RP2Rf6skZPUFuCxr-6L9j90cQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/R9RP2Rf6skZPUFuCxr-6L9j90cQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/sex4aE2BnY4" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2011/02/alaxan-fr.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-18105168084434449642011-02-01T15:41:00.001+08:002011-02-01T15:41:38.619+08:002011-02-01T15:41:38.619+08:00INAHAN: Ayaw pag minyo anang imong uyab. Kadako anang tawo! Dako na&#39;g<br>kaon. Dako sad nag otin.<br>DALAGA: Sus! Nanay baya! Nakadungog na ba diay ka&#39;g bilat nga natuk-an?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-1810516808443444964?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KK7qd6LWhzir5U2XekiqxyHFPIA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KK7qd6LWhzir5U2XekiqxyHFPIA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KK7qd6LWhzir5U2XekiqxyHFPIA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KK7qd6LWhzir5U2XekiqxyHFPIA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/_TJ1n9Ea4V0" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2011/02/gidid-sa-pakigminyo-sa-uyab.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-39725460209951010792011-02-01T15:38:00.003+08:002011-02-01T15:39:34.335+08:002011-02-01T15:39:34.335+08:00ANAK: 'Tay, wa ta'y sud-an?<br /> TATAY: Tan-awa lang sa ref.<br /> ANAK: Tatay sad uy! Naa diay ta'y ref?<br /> TATAY: Kahibalo man diay ka. Aw, wa ta'y sud-an!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-3972546020995101079?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l40ZOX-N7dLhjWgQMWAzDZSivXk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l40ZOX-N7dLhjWgQMWAzDZSivXk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l40ZOX-N7dLhjWgQMWAzDZSivXk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l40ZOX-N7dLhjWgQMWAzDZSivXk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/UIRzFtTvfJ8" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2011/02/ref-ug-sud.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-87653666157606054362011-02-01T15:35:00.002+08:002011-02-01T15:36:32.748+08:002011-02-01T15:36:32.748+08:00<div> TEACHER: Magpa-class picture ta para inig dako ninyo, makaingon mo, "Wow! Si Dodong police na! Wow! Si Inday nurse na! Wow! Si Tomas doctor na!"</div> <div> JUAN: Wow! Si Mam, patay na!</div> <div> TEACHER: Lingkod animal! Ayaw og apil sa picture ha!"</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-8765366615760605436?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3wHBNr59LL99qRsGackFhWQwS3I/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3wHBNr59LL99qRsGackFhWQwS3I/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3wHBNr59LL99qRsGackFhWQwS3I/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3wHBNr59LL99qRsGackFhWQwS3I/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/9x5DCY-c55c" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2011/02/class-picture.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-31806235442445565432010-02-05T13:09:00.001+08:002010-02-05T13:10:44.681+08:002010-02-05T13:10:44.681+08:00<p>Unlan, siko. <br />Habol, sako. <br />Tanlag, limpyo. <br />Tulog, sakto. </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-3180623544244556543?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/amx7Bg-AZqFD1o2qxvcROivXojQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/amx7Bg-AZqFD1o2qxvcROivXojQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/amx7Bg-AZqFD1o2qxvcROivXojQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/amx7Bg-AZqFD1o2qxvcROivXojQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/_mH15q4axRk" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2010/02/tulog-sakto.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-4988676934065921302009-12-31T12:28:00.002+08:002009-12-31T12:28:44.927+08:002009-12-31T12:28:44.927+08:00<p>As Christians, we are prisoners of hope. &mdash;Archbishop Desmond Tutu</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-498867693406592130?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LwvtzD2NzJxRH_ZnApiiFp9xJxk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LwvtzD2NzJxRH_ZnApiiFp9xJxk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LwvtzD2NzJxRH_ZnApiiFp9xJxk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LwvtzD2NzJxRH_ZnApiiFp9xJxk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/-4pV4jlEo2g" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/christian-hope.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-66319241893831969152009-12-23T18:27:00.003+08:002009-12-23T18:28:03.566+08:002009-12-23T18:28:03.566+08:00<p>There is no braver heart than the heart of a volunteer. &mdash; Alec Baldwin, in <em>Pearl Harbor</em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-6631924189383196915?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hZ048CHGHieW34dHn8Fakw0L41w/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hZ048CHGHieW34dHn8Fakw0L41w/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hZ048CHGHieW34dHn8Fakw0L41w/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hZ048CHGHieW34dHn8Fakw0L41w/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/gM3-8vWttDc" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/bravest-heart.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-53399178193930626142009-12-21T15:14:00.000+08:002009-12-21T15:15:04.289+08:002009-12-21T15:15:04.289+08:00<p>All fathers are mother fuckers.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-5339917819393062614?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dwBghOGkvdScBRw643hKUkSnTJE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dwBghOGkvdScBRw643hKUkSnTJE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dwBghOGkvdScBRw643hKUkSnTJE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dwBghOGkvdScBRw643hKUkSnTJE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/JnqN6fMMfWU" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/original-mother-fuckers.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-20901765924128678852009-12-19T21:24:00.001+08:002009-12-19T21:25:39.973+08:002009-12-19T21:25:39.973+08:00<p>There is one thing we can do better than anyone else: be ourselves. &mdash;William Arthur Ward</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-2090176592412867885?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1cWrtC2lntiyavwzgrDmGkJljEY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1cWrtC2lntiyavwzgrDmGkJljEY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1cWrtC2lntiyavwzgrDmGkJljEY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1cWrtC2lntiyavwzgrDmGkJljEY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/71lfAtcLwiQ" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/what-you-can-do-better-than-anyone-else.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-51023798737392810232009-12-19T18:32:00.002+08:002009-12-19T18:33:04.468+08:002009-12-19T18:33:04.468+08:00<p>Love builds bridges where there are none. &mdash;R. H. Delaney</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-5102379873739281023?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/shTiYGiezps1xijE7Y-BsuQbsko/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/shTiYGiezps1xijE7Y-BsuQbsko/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/shTiYGiezps1xijE7Y-BsuQbsko/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/shTiYGiezps1xijE7Y-BsuQbsko/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/8STfjh-df-E" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/love-and-bridges.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-67215993406256491242009-12-19T18:31:00.000+08:002009-12-19T18:32:00.116+08:002009-12-19T18:32:00.116+08:00<p>Form is what kicks in when function fails.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-6721599340625649124?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Q5b1IGdOGQEJRWszqcTg3v_06WI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Q5b1IGdOGQEJRWszqcTg3v_06WI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Q5b1IGdOGQEJRWszqcTg3v_06WI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Q5b1IGdOGQEJRWszqcTg3v_06WI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/72gtgBHvM7Y" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/form-and-function.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-81089077625018976862009-12-18T15:37:00.002+08:002009-12-18T15:38:00.666+08:002009-12-18T15:38:00.666+08:00<p>Just because something is difficult doesn't mean you shouldn't try. It simply means you need to try harder.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-8108907762501897686?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LePJRHxwpEH_zkUHu-wdLpd0IDY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LePJRHxwpEH_zkUHu-wdLpd0IDY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LePJRHxwpEH_zkUHu-wdLpd0IDY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LePJRHxwpEH_zkUHu-wdLpd0IDY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/Tbkz9RA2Vik" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/difficulty-and-trying.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-32442111006087995992009-12-18T15:32:00.001+08:002009-12-18T15:33:53.632+08:002009-12-18T15:33:53.632+08:00<p>To see another person smile is wonderful. To know that you're the reason for the smile is even more wonderful.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-3244211100608799599?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bL6hBQ_oRoVk4MZvuronFbLmXJo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bL6hBQ_oRoVk4MZvuronFbLmXJo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bL6hBQ_oRoVk4MZvuronFbLmXJo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bL6hBQ_oRoVk4MZvuronFbLmXJo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/3KDEhSDrbYw" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/to-see-another-smile.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-43578219539433385132009-12-18T15:31:00.003+08:002009-12-18T15:31:44.617+08:002009-12-18T15:31:44.617+08:00<p>What is the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is when you are with me. Torture is when you are not with me.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-4357821953943338513?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NGAviYzqKWHwqAFzvQLo19VTVLw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NGAviYzqKWHwqAFzvQLo19VTVLw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NGAviYzqKWHwqAFzvQLo19VTVLw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NGAviYzqKWHwqAFzvQLo19VTVLw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/X1cvWI94bIc" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/pleasure-and-torture.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-17831397321889168952009-12-15T20:22:00.002+08:002009-12-15T20:23:49.291+08:002009-12-15T20:23:49.291+08:00<p>HOMER: You must hate me, Marge. Every time I try to help, I just fail miserably. <br />MARGE: I don't hate you for failing. I love you for trying. </p> <p><em>&mdash;The Simpsons</em></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-1783139732188916895?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IfYTzota1Dw12XW3PcdBi3jZg-0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IfYTzota1Dw12XW3PcdBi3jZg-0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IfYTzota1Dw12XW3PcdBi3jZg-0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IfYTzota1Dw12XW3PcdBi3jZg-0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/l-wutd9aUPk" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/failing-and-trying.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-32041530103675213372009-12-15T20:20:00.001+08:002009-12-15T20:22:07.919+08:002009-12-15T20:22:07.919+08:00<p>KUMARE 1: Biliba nako nimo, Mare uy! Unsaon man nimo pagpauli imong bana og sayo? <br />KUMARE 2: Sayon ra, Mare! Gibutangan nako og sign sa pultahan sa among kwarto: "Sex will start at 8:00 P.M., with or without you." </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-3204153010367521337?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jJSWRGXjHCIIZEkRT--5bjaT6Hc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jJSWRGXjHCIIZEkRT--5bjaT6Hc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jJSWRGXjHCIIZEkRT--5bjaT6Hc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jJSWRGXjHCIIZEkRT--5bjaT6Hc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/kgbpzu5a45g" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/unsaon-pagpauli-sa-bana-og-sayo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-42135951825022836272009-12-15T12:50:00.002+08:002009-12-15T20:19:04.239+08:002009-12-15T20:19:04.239+08:00<p>If you love something set it free; if it comes, back it's yours. If it doesn't, run after it, break its legs and it'll never run away again.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-4213595182502283627?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zgSkTXxHvl40POgcCg_GrQL9D3U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zgSkTXxHvl40POgcCg_GrQL9D3U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zgSkTXxHvl40POgcCg_GrQL9D3U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zgSkTXxHvl40POgcCg_GrQL9D3U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/6OApI8UAbD8" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/if-you-love-something.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-39317677836178876782009-12-09T10:28:00.001+08:002009-12-09T10:30:28.184+08:002009-12-09T10:30:28.184+08:00<p>Don't believe that laughter is always the best medicine because I know nga ang boang wala man maayo sa katawa lamang.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-3931767783617887678?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ujSIDe2nak9rKeH_cDO5wgRLbts/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ujSIDe2nak9rKeH_cDO5wgRLbts/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ujSIDe2nak9rKeH_cDO5wgRLbts/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ujSIDe2nak9rKeH_cDO5wgRLbts/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/tuWr1HMKulM" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/laughter-is-not-best-medicine.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-22550857917203348352009-12-04T22:49:00.004+08:002009-12-15T20:29:03.680+08:002009-12-15T20:29:03.680+08:00<p><em>Tolo ka lola naglingkod gawas sa Home for the Aged. Miagi si lolo ug gitawag sa tolo.</em></p> <p>LOLA: Kadio, kung huboon nimo ang imong pantalon ug karsonsilyo, tag-anon namo imong edad. <br />LOLO: Ka mga hambugera baya! O sige bi?</p> <p><em>Ug naghubo si lolo.</em></p> <p>MGA LOLA: Tuyok! Ambak! Para makita namo!</p> <p><em>Ug human himo-a ni lolo, ang mga lola nagdungan og sulti:</em></p> <p>MGA LOLA: Otsentay syete! <br />LOLO: Hala! Ensakto! Nganong nahibawo man mo? <br />MGA LOLA: Buang! Didto 'ming tolo sa imong birthday kagahapon!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-2255085791720334835?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LG347-GMGHIbZLx8n87l6wttPBU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LG347-GMGHIbZLx8n87l6wttPBU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LG347-GMGHIbZLx8n87l6wttPBU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LG347-GMGHIbZLx8n87l6wttPBU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/ZiUUiFovLIA" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/edad-ni-lolo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-1141624402298680702009-12-02T11:00:00.000+08:002009-12-02T11:00:56.046+08:002009-12-02T11:00:56.046+08:00<p><strong>Q.</strong> Unsaon nimo pagsulti sa usa ka tawo nga ganahan ka makigchula niya nga dili siya ma-offended? <br /><strong>A.</strong> "Tan-awa ra imong lips, uga kaayo. Akong bas-on ha? Di man kaha ka malain?"</p> <p><strong>Q.</strong> Unsaon nimo pagsulti sa usa ka babaye nga itom iyang ilok nga dili siya ma-offended? <br /><strong>A.</strong> "Excuse me, Miss. Uling imong deodorant?"</p> <p><strong>Q.</strong> Unsaon nimo pagsulti sa usa ka tawo nga baho siya'g baba nga dili siya ma-offended? <br /><strong>A.</strong> "Mawalang galang na po. Tae po ba ang ulam ninyo ganinang udto?"</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-114162440229868070?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MctPhnQ0i22F6HjAB2FSLuptorg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MctPhnQ0i22F6HjAB2FSLuptorg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MctPhnQ0i22F6HjAB2FSLuptorg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MctPhnQ0i22F6HjAB2FSLuptorg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/6owCDEQnFMk" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2006/03/polite-questions.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-5878798557364633182009-12-01T22:40:00.000+08:002009-12-01T22:41:16.927+08:002009-12-01T22:41:16.927+08:00<p>I googled your brain, and the search result returned "Object not found."</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-587879855736463318?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DKZfYGOOAzkNxmg96tbfXlwwucU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DKZfYGOOAzkNxmg96tbfXlwwucU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DKZfYGOOAzkNxmg96tbfXlwwucU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DKZfYGOOAzkNxmg96tbfXlwwucU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/GdHHsD03at0" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/12/google-your-brain.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-62982713993414138202009-11-27T13:27:00.002+08:002009-11-27T13:31:10.426+08:002009-11-27T13:31:10.426+08:00<p>Dear Diary,</p> <p>I'm so happy today! Nasakpan ko sa akong crush nga nagtan-aw niya. Iya ko'ng gisigaan sa mata. Shet! Kagwapo gyud niya uy!</p> <p>One time, iya ko'ng gitukmod. Nahulog ko sa kanal. Nagkadugo akong ilong. Gituyo man gyud nako siya pagbangga. Kilig kaayo ko! At least nagkadikit among skin.</p> <p>Yesterday, ask siya sa akong pic kay ipabarang daw ko niya. Hmmm...pasumangil kaayo uy! If I know, naa siya'y lihim nga pagtingin nako ba. How sweet!</p> <p>Ug ang pinakalami gyud kay niingon siya nako, "Fuck you!!!!" Shucks, na-horny ko!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-6298271399341413820?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wNUxtb-7R7pJTiXx4LkDU6GNSEc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wNUxtb-7R7pJTiXx4LkDU6GNSEc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wNUxtb-7R7pJTiXx4LkDU6GNSEc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wNUxtb-7R7pJTiXx4LkDU6GNSEc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/u9M5NmI7XZU" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/11/diary-sa-pangit.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-26430491407764478492009-11-27T13:21:00.003+08:002009-12-01T23:05:46.164+08:002009-12-01T23:05:46.164+08:00<p><em>Duha ka best friends, for 5 years na, babaye ug lalaki, nagtextanay at 7:00 PM:</em></p> <p>BOY: Naa ko isulti nimo. <br />GIRL: Unsa man? <br />BOY: I love you. Will you be my GF? </p> <p><em>(No reply from girl)</em></p> <p>BOY: Still up? I love you. Maghikog ko karon kung di ko nimo sugton!</p> <p><em>(Boy dies at 9pm. Then girl replies.)</em></p> <p>GIRL: I love you, too. Yes I'd like to be your GF. Sorry late reply; atay ning SUN uy! Di ko kasend dayon.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-2643049140776447849?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Gzc13dwrT3vKl2RnlNivtWGxqI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Gzc13dwrT3vKl2RnlNivtWGxqI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Gzc13dwrT3vKl2RnlNivtWGxqI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5Gzc13dwrT3vKl2RnlNivtWGxqI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/12ea8EThVyM" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/11/ayaw-panguyab-sa-text.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-66133651833690794312009-11-27T13:15:00.001+08:002009-11-27T13:17:57.344+08:002009-11-27T13:17:57.344+08:00<p>JUAN: Lo, kaon na intawn uy, bisa'g duha lang ka kutsara. <br />LOLO: Nayabag na ka? Lugaw gani maglisud kog tulon! Kutsara pa kaha??</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-6613365183369079431?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ya0nOBjdhjxJOLjt1rRhkwn-NN0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ya0nOBjdhjxJOLjt1rRhkwn-NN0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ya0nOBjdhjxJOLjt1rRhkwn-NN0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ya0nOBjdhjxJOLjt1rRhkwn-NN0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/Rkutjvsf3Ec" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/11/pakan-on-si-lolo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7932678.post-5119654357252992102009-11-27T13:13:00.002+08:002009-11-27T13:15:09.616+08:002009-11-27T13:15:09.616+08:00<p>Minsan nagtanong ako kung saan ba matatagpuan ang pag-ibig. Nalaman ko ang sagot nang may biglang sumagot, "Sakay lang 12L, Day, atbang ra na sa Ayala."</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7932678-511965435725299210?l=smiletext.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WeQgxf9jm4RzdTlNIJfitBMqSkQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WeQgxf9jm4RzdTlNIJfitBMqSkQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WeQgxf9jm4RzdTlNIJfitBMqSkQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WeQgxf9jm4RzdTlNIJfitBMqSkQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextASmile/~4/GilJS0crwBY" height="1" width="1"/>Elmer Montejonoreply@blogger.com0http://smiletext.blogspot.com/2009/11/nasaan-ang-pag-ibig.html