Text Messages For You

Love Quotes For You

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:51:00 +0000

This is for you guys hope you like this Love quotes that i recently collected. Enjoy!

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".

Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

I stood by u when no one else would..I loved u when no one else did..I stayed when they all left...I defended u when u did wrong..Regardless I knew u wuld hurt me all along!

I don't care what you have to say.Anybody can say anything to try& get inside your heart.It only matters when they take the timeto prove what they say is true

Starting Fresh and Clean

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:33:00 +0000

This blog will start something new. All of a sudden i did thought why not blog rather than spending my time doing nothing. So i decided to rebuilt this Blog in order for you guys to get or snatch some text messaging quotes wither it is about Love, Friendship, an inspirational one or any kind that you may like.

Aside from that, i think every day i can share to you all my collected quotes on that day and i think this is a great idea. sorry for english dude wannabe. that's all thank you and good luck to all of us.

Love and funny Text Messsages

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:19:00 +0000

One of d saddest truths in life:"pipol will love & adore u 4 hundreds of gud things u'vedone for them...but will hate u 4 a single mistake!

God is d best listener,
u don't need to shout
Nor cry out loud
bcoz he hears even d very silent prayer
of a sincere heart.

“Real beauty is not what the eyes can behold but what the heart can hold. What we see with our eyes will vanish someday, but what we store in our heart will forever stay…”

“We have two eyes and just one tongue, which mean we need to look twice and talk once… We have two ears and just one mouth, so we need to listen twice as much as e speak… We have two hands and one stomach, so we need to work more than we eat…We have two major brains parts, the left and the right, and one heart, so we can think twice but love perfectly… Isn’t amazing that our body parts remind us how to live right?”

“Sometimes, you have just to stop expecting.Stop looking forward to certain things. Because the unexplainable happiness you feel when it comes to your mind might be as painful as it is when it won’t happen again.”

“The different things of the world are not profitable to GOD…Don’t you know that the words of GOD speak about heaven, love, faith and hope?Not about things of the world right?Because world belongs to he enemy of GOD…And who they are?-those who love the world-From the book of ‘James 4:4’ in the Holy Bible:“You adulterous people, don’t you know that friendship with the world is hatred toward GOD? Anyone who chooses to be a friend of the world becomes an enemy of GOD.”

“To succeed, you must endure. To endure, you must have determination.To have determination, you must have inspiration.Therefore, to succeed, you must have inspiration.To have inspiration, you must have GOD in your life……Polysyllogism…”

Text Messages 38-44

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 13:31:00 +0000

Yes its good to be back. I can't wait to blog again and share all my Funny Text Messages for free. ohhh, did i mention for free? yes its true. he he

38. Upon waking up, I asked God to send you an angle to keep you safe through the day. So get up now and take a bath so you won't scare the angel away.

39. Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

40. A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

41. A friend is like a pillow, you can hug when you're in trouble, you can cry on when you're in pain, and you can embrace when you're happy. Always remember, I can be your pillow. Huwag mo lang lawayan.

42. Newsflash: Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart, sexy, witty n very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry where do you think i shud hide?

43. I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!

44. Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldn't find u, where r u.. paracetamol!

Text Messages 16-37

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:37:00 +0000

More funny text messages are coming in your way. Be cool people :) time to have some fun.

16. One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

17. Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

18. Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.

19. roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

20. roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

21. Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

22. Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!t

23. If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

24. If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

25. If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

26. Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

27. In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

28. I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

29. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

30. Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

31. I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

32. It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

33. Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

34. Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!

35. My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

36. My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

37. Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

Text Messages 11-15

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Thu, 27 May 2010 18:26:00 +0000

Another Funny Text Messages and Hilarious Text Messages for you

11. Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!

12. Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And Those inside are desperate 2 come out..

13. You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar

14. Doctor: You look exactly like my third wife.
Girl: How many wives do u have?
Doctor : Two

Smart people always have smart ideas

15. In the hall of examnation.
Supervisor : Why yoU wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Bcoz my professor advice me that the formulas must be on your finger tips.

Text Messages 1-10

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Mon, 24 May 2010 10:07:00 +0000

Funny text messages only for you. Hope you enjoy. Smile!

1. Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

2. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

3. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

4. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

5. Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

6. You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

7. As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people dont.

8. Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

9. I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'Y'.

10. Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

Funny Text Messages 61-70

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Sat, 22 May 2010 10:12:00 +0000

Funny Text Messages | Hilarious Text Messages

1. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

2. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

3. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

4. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

5. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

6. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

7. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

8. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

9. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

10. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Where to find lots of Text Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Thu, 20 May 2010 13:58:00 +0000

Honestly speaking, majority of my text messages here are just being copied. Yes, it came from different sources trough out the internet. I have come up to this idea to share my sources a traffic which is you my fellow Texters. Though i am stealing some text messages it doesn't mean that im a thief i just want those text messages to share with you. So now i am giving the idea on where to find lots of text messages.

http://www.txt2nite.com/ - This site ranks number one in Google.

http://www.txtbuff.com/ - Largest text message archive of funny text messages, text jokes and love text messages submitted by texters from the texting capital of the world. Feel free to contribute. You will be acknowledged as the sender of the message when you register. Use it as your own online SMS inbox!

http://www.txtmania.com/messages/text.php - Contains thousands of text messages categorized as love notes, love letters, friendly messages, morning greetings, goodnight kisses, jokes, wise quotes, inspirational thoughts, and heavenly words! On top of these, a number of Bible verses were included to share God's message to everyone.

Those three are the biggest resources as of now.

Hilarious Text Messages 1-5

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Thu, 20 May 2010 03:12:00 +0000

Hilarious Text Messages is a funny one but it is extremely funny as possible right? I am giving you free Hilarious Text Messages for you to share to somebody.

1. You asked for a candle and got the sun. You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean. You asked for a cute friend and got ME. Your so lucky.

2. A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

3. Newsflash: Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart, sexy, witty n very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry where do you think i shud hide?

4. I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!

5. Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldn't find u, where r u.. paracetamol!

Funny Text Messages 51-60

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Sat, 15 May 2010 06:15:00 +0000

Great to see yah again guys. subscribe at my newsletter to receive updated Text Messages. Feel free to browse at my free Funny text messages.

51. BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

52. God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!

53. In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

54. Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

55. Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................

56. This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

57. You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

58. It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

59. A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

60. i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

What my friends Text on me

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Tue, 11 May 2010 08:25:00 +0000

Yesterday, i have receive some text messages from my friends which is i know it's an hilarious one. I love my friends and my text mates very much, i want to share those messages that i receive so that we can smile, laughing, Smile!

But before that, i would like you to translate this massage because it's in Filipino language.

'Family Tea'

Dli ni sya herbal, mao ni sya kung mag byahi ka og layong lugar, tapos dli ka makanaog kai wala kai

'Family Tea'

Hahah! lol, hope you understand what I'm sharing to you today.

Funny Text Messages 41-50

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Sat, 08 May 2010 15:27:00 +0000

I am having a bad day today, damn i lost my wallet somewhere at my place and i am having a trouble about my other blog http://www.livemoneymaker.info/. I think it's time for me to add another funny text messages that you wanted to have. smile!

41. I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

42. so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE

43. Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

44. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat

45. Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me???

46. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

47. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

48. Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

49. What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

50. This is what my boyfriend told me through text and i quote he said I notice that u seem shorter are you shrinking or Is your breasts weighing u down

Exchange Link

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Thu, 06 May 2010 14:17:00 +0000

Wanna exchange link? feel free to contact me at bemaranderson@gmail.com

Your link will be seen at my footer sections, here's the thing i want you to email me or comment below.

Your Name: ---
Your Email: ---
Your Blog/Site: ---
The Blog/Site Where Can i find my link: ---

Here's my Link: <a href='http://allfunnytextmessages.blogspot.com/'>Funny Text Messages | Hilarious Text Messages </a>

It should be look like this:

Funny Text Messages | Hilarious Text Messages

Great to see yah! Ingat, God Bless us all.

Top 5 Text Messages of April

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 10:03:00 +0000

Here we go again, top text messages of the month. I pick 5 messages that i think it is the best of all text messages of the month.

The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.

I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world's number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.

Love can never be taught for it is to be learned; love can never be bought for it is to be given; love can never be kept for it is to be free; love can never be old for it lives to last a lifetime.

When everything goes wrong, push! When you wish for something, push! When people don't understand, push. When you wish for love, P-ush U- ntil S-omething H-appens!

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

Funny Text Messages 21-40

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:01:00 +0000

I decided to focus on delivering funny text messages because i knew majority of the people searching for text messages are in funny text messages. Although I'm focusing unto it, i will still post some other forms of text messages like love, greetings, friendly, jokes and etc...

21. WIFE: “I’ve noticed everytime you talk you say, my car, my chair, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I’m your wife, it should be ours.”

Husband paid no attention as he was looking for something. Wife gets irritated & asks what’s he looking for.

Husband replies, “our pants!”

22. Dear PEPSi,
Alam mo bang C0KE na COKEs ako sa’yo..
ROYAL ka pa naman, pero lagi mo akong IniiSPRiTE.. Naaalala mo nng pmunta tyo sa MOUNTAiN DEW? Sumakay pa tyo sa REDHORSE.. Muntik pa nga tyng tngayin ng GOLD EAGLE! Buti na lng nandun c SAN MiGUEL! Binaril niya ng COLT 45.. Tnmaan c GENEROSO s knyng longnck! Kya pmnta xa sa BARCELONA pra bumili ng TANDUAY..
Nagma2hal, LAMBAN0G

23. WOMAN: Doc, when I was unmarried I had
6 abortions.
Now I’m married, y can’t I get pregnant?

DR: U are a wild animal. evidently u cannot breed in captivity!

24. ATTITUDES of “wise” employees:
1. TIME CONSCIOUS-
oras lang ang binabantayan;

2. WORKAHOLIC-
di makapagtrabaho pag di nakainom;

3. SERVICE ORIENTED-
di makaalis pag walang service vehicle;

4. HARDWORKING-
hirap pagtrabahohin;

5. KEEN EYE FOR DETAILS-
mapagpuna sa gawa ng iba. :-(

25. Trying to explain to our 5-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new personal computer & told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

26. Did you ever stop
and wonder why
people point to
their wrist
when asking for
time…
but don’t point to
their butt when
asking where
the bathroom is?;-)

27. If Comfort Room or CR is for Americans, Rest Room for English people and Palikuran for Filipinos, what do Bombays call theirs?

Answer: HULUGAN…
Hahahaha

28. If you always assume the person sitting next to you is the Messiah waiting for some human kindness -
You will soon come to weight your words and watch your hands.
May we always have opportunities to show kindness. Have a nice day!

29. One day, a man and his wife went to a doctor. The doc took the wife inside the consultation room.

WIFE: Doctor, please call your nurse here.

DOC: Why? Don’t you trust me?

WIFE: No, doctor, it’s not like that, I have no faith in my husband!

30. The doctor’s receptionist was startled when a nun stormed out of the surgery and left. She asked the doctor what happened. “Well,” said the doctor, “I examined her and told her she was pregnant.”
“Doctor!” exclaimed the receptionist. “That can’t be!”
“Of course not,” he said, “but it certainly cured her hiccups.”

31. A mother was pushing her newborn son in a pram along the road when she met an old friend.

“Ohh, let’s have a look,” said the friend, “isn’t he handsome? He looks just like his father.

“Yes, he does, doesn’t he?” replied the mother sadly. “I only wish he looked a bit more like my husband.”

32. BREAKING NEWS…
Doing his share to help typhoon victims is presidential son Mikey who has volunteered to gather gifts and donations…

by remarrying his wife Angela this weekend…;-(

33. New Lyrics of
“Bahay Kubo”

bahay ko po
dami putik
ang pumsok doon
ay sari sari

nlamas n karton
sirang mejas at damit
silya, bsurang mpanghe!

ONDOY parusa
binura marikina
at saka meron pa
lubog din ang edsa

montalban at pasig
taytay at cainta
sa paLgid ligid ay puno ng Baha!

KUMANTA KA!
wahahaha!! :D

34. A teenager had just received her learner’s permit.
She offered to drive her parents to church.
After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination. The mother got out of the car and said, “Thank you!”
“Anytime,” her daughter replied.
As the woman slammed the door, she said, “I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to God.”;-)

35. Husband: (angrily) What! No dinner ready? I’m going to a resto.

Wife: Wait, just 5 minutes.

Husband: Will it be ready then?

Wife: No, I’ll be ready to go with you.

36. QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.”

37. Do you know why a previous relationship is called “EX?”

Well, others say it’s because it’s a term for the past.

But for me, “EX” is short for “EXPIRED.” haha!

38. ‘Tweet’ daw ni PGMA:

“Sabi nila knee-deep lang ang baha!? It was chest-deep! Punyeta!”

39. Sa swimming pool…

TAO1: Tulong! Tulong! Di ako marunong lumanggoy!

TAO2: E ano naman?! Ako nga di marunong magluto, sinisigaw ko ba?! Tumahimik ka nga!

40. God creates Adam, and soon Adam is complaining that he’s all alone in the Garden of Eden.

So God says, “Ok, I’ll make you a companion, a beautiful creature who’ll cook and clean for you. It will be able to converse intelligently on any subject, and never ever complain or argue.”

Adam says, “That sounds great.”

God says, “The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg.”

Adam says, “Damn, that’s expensive. What can I get for a rib?”

And as they say, the rest is history.

My Friends Text Messages 16-50

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 16:44:00 +0000

it's been a while since i last post here, i went back to check my cell phone and it is already loaded with text messages that my friends sent me. So now i will share those bit of text messages to you..

Choose anything you want and try to sent it to your friends.

16. Jesus asked me how much I love Him so I spread my arms and said "This much". I asked God how much He loves me. He spread his arms and said "This is how I died for you."

17. Jesus is where I need Him, and I am where His love is. Why should I ever worry if He is always beside me?

18. Daily Prayer: Whatever plans I have in mind, Lord I surrender them to You. I will do the best I can but in the end, let Your will be done. Amen!

19. As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

20. Prayer seeks for wisdom, not simply answers. It looks for courage, not simply help. It seeks for the gift of persistence, not only quick solutions. God bless you.

21. God gave you a promise that you wont have to face life alone...for when you grow weak in your struggles, His strength will prevail and not your own.

22. In the ocean of life, God is our buoyant force. No matter how strong the wind and how gigantic the waves are, we will not sink because we are anchored to Him."

23. What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

24. Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

25. I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

26. Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might. but I won't.

27. Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

28. A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

29. Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you'll always be a friend to me!

30. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

31. I know right now you are thinking of me and you probably got a million things to do. But I guess you should know that the whole time you were busy, I was worried about you. So take care, ok.

32. A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

33. If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

34. Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

35. What is love? It is what makes your cell phone ring every time I send text messages.

36. When you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart coz hearts can be broken but circles never end.

37. I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.

38. I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you. I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you. I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you. I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.

39. I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

40. I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.

41. Hatred infects the mind; love dissolves it. You dissolve my mind.

42. A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

43. Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.

44. Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.

45. Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!

46. A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You're such a lady to me.

47. There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

48. Press down if you miss me. Talaga? Sweet mo naman. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down. Impressed na ako, ha? Sobrang miss na yan. Well, I miss you too.

49. If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

50. Don't let little things get you down. You've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks tonight. Tomorrow, it's going to be a great day.

Free Downloadable eBook in Titled "101 Hilarious Jokes"

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:09:00 +0000

Sending Text Messages to your fiends, relatives, love ones and etc.. isn't enough to make them laugh of make them switch to happy mode. What i am trying to explain here is in order for you to really make them laugh is try to give them the right file with the right content on it.

So i am sharing this Free eBook in titled "101 Hilarious Jokes" that i know may helps you to make your friends and love one comfortable as is. Note that i am not the owner of this free eBook. You can share this eBook with the help of eMail, eMail the ebook to your friends and love one whom you want to receive.

there are only 2 simple steps to download this free eBook, just follow me.

Step 1:

Go to this link (http://www.income-makers.com/vault/), and if you have been prompt and ask what's the password. just type "DOWNLOAD" and hit Log In to enter the vault.

Step 2:

Scroll down and find "101 Hilarious Jokes" then click "click here to download" (see the photo below)
Hope you like this free eBook, have a Good Day!

My Friends Text Messages 11-15

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:09:00 +0000

Awhile ago, My friends text me with this Text Messages. I would like to share this to you and hope you'll love it, this contains different languages, just choose text messages that your into, happy texting guys.

11. It hurts to love someone wen u can't tell what you really feel... Cause sometimes we get hurt without them knowing... we get jealous without the right to feel that way...

12. Sometimes, the best way to stay close to someone you love is by being ... Just a 'Friend'. right?

13. Dear Anak; Gpadala na nko ang 50,000 pesos pang tuition nimo, gibaligya na namu ang kabaw. Mahal diay ng DOTA na nga subject? wla napud ang mga kanding, nahalin na para sa imong project, Nokia N99i ba 2? Apil na ang 7,000 para sa fieldtrip ninyo sa Mango. Layo diay na? i prenda pa namo ang basakan para mapalit nmow ang instrumentong i-POD napasiga na ninyo ang project nga gingnganlan ninyo og San Mig Light? Unya ang libro nga Facebook napalit na nmow? unta mo graduate naka.

Love,
Tay and Nay

14. I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

15. The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.

Joke Text Messages 6-20

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 04:23:00 +0000

This set of joke text messages are contains with different languages. So why not grab a cup of coffee and try to pick one of joke text messages here?

6. Dear fellow texters, Due to Globeline problems, we are experiencing delayed messages. This is why as early as now I would like to greet you a Merry Christmas.

7. Trivia: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.

8. He loves his girlfriend more when she is not around.

9. I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world's number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.

10. Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka brother! Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at sigaw mo sa girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!.

11. Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

12. If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipoforward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako.

13. Yesterday is history.... Tomorrow is a mystery.... Today is a gift.... That's why its called the present!

14. Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!

15. Help! Nasa presinto ako. Nahuli kasi ako while I was working kanina. The charge was possession of cute face. I had no choice but plead guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!

16. Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at SUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!

17. You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

18. Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

19. No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

20. While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

Texting While Driving Is A Bad Idea

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:19:00 +0000

Sometimes we tend to text while we are in the middle of the road, do you know that 50% of our life is in danger? so Texting while driving must avoid.

'Texting' while driving is the act of composing, sending, or reading text messages, email, or making other similar use of the internet on a mobile device while operating a motor vehicle, such as an automobile, truck, or train. The practice has been viewed by many people and authorities as dangerous. It has also been ruled as the cause of some motor vehicle accidents, and in some places has been outlawed or restricted.

How can we avoid this kind of mannerism?

I am asking you now how can you avoid this kind of doings? feel free to comment below.

The Cause of Texting while driving.

Friendly Text Messages 1-10

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 08:30:00 +0000

Sending a text messages to your friends is a good idea to strengthen your relationship. Know why? it is simply because your message will reflect to their mind. So why not send them with this nice and thoughtful messages?.

1. God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

2. Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!

3. Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?

4. In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

5. One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

6. I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

7. Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!

8. I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

9. Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.

10. Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

Submit Text Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:04:00 +0000

I am inviting everyone to submit there own text messages, of course there would be benefits for each one who submitted some message.

Benefits of submitting

For each user/visitor in here who wants to contribute there unique text messages will gain some..

Traffics to your blog/site
Targeted textmates

Well that's the main benefits if you will contribute some text messages to this blog. But it depends on you if what would you want. So far i only offer that 2 options now.

What if i have no blog? just leave it blank or simply don't mind it

What if i don't want text mates? just leave it blank or simply don't mind it

What will i accept and how to submit

I only accept text messages that's sound great and originally made by you. I also accept unique, thoughtful and enjoyable messages.

In submitting your text, just fill up the Submit Text Messages Form below.

Write your Name
Put your e-mail (So that i can contact you also)
Your Blog/Site URL
Your text messages (Just separate each text messages if you submit more than 1)
Your Cell Phone #

Submit Text Messages Form

The Origin Of Text Messages

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 05:05:00 +0000

We are using text messages in our day to day daily lives, but do you know where did SMS/text messages came from? well we must know the origin of it. So now i will give a brief history about it.

SMS was first used in December 1992, when Neil Papworth, a 22-year-old test engineer for Sema Group (now Airwide Solutions), used a personal computer to send the text message "Merry Christmas" via the Vodafone network to the phone of Richard Jarvis.

Initial growth of text messaging was slow, with customers in 1995 sending on average only 0.4 messages per GSM customer per month. One factor in the slow take-up of SMS was that operators were slow to set up charging systems, especially for prepaid subscribers, and eliminate billing fraud, which was possible by changing SMSC settings on individual handsets to use the SMSCs of other operators. Over time, this issue was eliminated by switch-billing instead of billing at the SMSC and by new features within SMSCs to allow blocking of foreign mobile users sending messages through it. The end of 2000, the average number of messages per user reached 35.[citation needed]

SMS was originally designed, but is now available on a wide range of networks, including 3G networks. However, not all text messaging systems use SMS, and some notable alternate implementations of the concept include J-Phone's "SkyMail" and NTT Docomo's "Short Mail", both in Japan. E-mail messaging from phones, as popularized by NTT Docomo's i-mode and the RIM BlackBerry, also typically use standard mail protocols such as SMTP over TCP/IP.

Today text messaging is the most widely used mobile data service, with 74% of all mobile phone users worldwide or 2.4 billion out of 3.3 billion phone subscribers at end of 2007 being active users of the Short Message Service. In countries such as Finland, Sweden and Norway, over 85% of the population use SMS. The European average is about 80% and North America is rapidly catching up with over 60% active users of SMS by end of 2008. The largest average usage of the service by mobile phone subscribers is in the Philippines with an average of 27 texts sent per day by subscriber. In Singapore the average is 12 and in South Korea 10.[citation needed]

Text messaging was reported to have addictive tendencies by the Global Messaging Survey by Nokia in 2012 and was confirmed to be addictive by the study at the Catholic University of Leuven in Belgium in 2004. Since then the study at the University of Queensland in Australia has found that text messaging is the most addictive digital service on mobile or Internet. The text reception habit introduces a need to remain connected, called "Reachability".

My Friends Text Messages 1-10

noreply@blogger.com (Text Messages, Quotes and Joke Snatcher) — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:23:00 +0000

This are my friends text messages. They send me this messages and this make's me feel to copy it and share it with you. Hope you like it.

1.There are two things rain helps improve: agricultural production and Philippine population.

2.Being single is cool. No worrying about anyone, no obligations and best of all, no heartaches. But you know what? If you will never get your heart broken, you will never learn to love.

3.Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

4.When you love somebody, be ready to take the intensity of emotions. Be jealous, anxious. Love with all your might. Take the pain and everything that comes with it. Just make sure that the person is worth it.

5.When a battered wife learns to fight back, blame the husband. He showed signs of weakness. When a battered husband learns to fight back, blame the wife. She took too far.

6.Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.

7.Some flowers grow best in the sun; others do well in the shade. God plants us where we grow best and gives us loved ones to grow with.

8.Love can never be taught for it is to be learned; love can never be bought for it is to be given; love can never be kept for it is to be free; love can never be old for it lives to last a lifetime.

9.It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money cannot buy!

10.When everything goes wrong, push! When you wish for something, push! When people don't understand, push. When you wish for love, P-ush U- ntil S-omething H-appens!

What a Lovely text. enjoy! :)