Textually Transmitted Diseases

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:01:00 +0000

I bet male pattern baldness is a real buzz-kill for mohawked punks.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:58:00 +0000

The ginger jew-fro: proof god does not exist.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:22:00 +0000

I took a voyage of self-discovery, but it was a round trip.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:58:00 +0000

Interesting fact: My body temperature drops two degrees when i go to sleep. I really ought to invest in some blankets..

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:47:00 +0000

I've had this computer for like two months and i still haven't bothered to set all my feeds or addons in the browser. Or program the keybo

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:50:00 +0000

I shall compile a list of foods which taste better as cold leftovers than (re-)warm left overs. First: pizza.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:57:00 +0000

Snap crackle pop are also the sounds of so many things breaking. Like bones.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:53:00 +0000

Ho ho ho. Texting myself. I'm hilarious...

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:52:00 +0000

If i were fat i'd wear shorts all the time too. It looks so Damn convenient. And comfortable.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:50:00 +0000

I get freaked out by the injuries that don't hurt. Esp the minor ones. How did this blood get on my fingers? Did i...kill?

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:49:00 +0000

Too cold! Makes my eyes and nose leak.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:46:00 +0000

The description ''copper colored hair'' summons images of snot green pennies.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:22:00 +0000

I don't like sitting on the aisle, i feel strangely vulnerable, but i dislike squeezing past people even more

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:52:00 +0000

Just saw a walk of shame from the fraternity to the sorority across the street. Win.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:29:00 +0000

Its not my fault i'm a picky eater. I can think of at least three things other than my self which may be at fault.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:07:00 +0000

What things request feedback when none is necessary? What things don't and don't really need it, but why not throw some in

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:51:00 +0000

At what point is it acceptable to use your teeth to open something?

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:06:00 +0000

Hey dreams, thanks for waking me up. I didn't like having you anyways, dicks.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:18:00 +0000

Orange drink is one of the weaker color fake juices. I like red and purple better. Blue can go either way, depending on mood

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:51:00 +0000

I don't case if its just a silly advertising campaign, i really want a Shaq-Stein buddy movie.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:09:00 +0000

I hate when music speaks to me instead of singing to me.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:06:00 +0000

Verify that this isn't linked to any profiles or other visible conduits.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:05:00 +0000

Television is a pretty harsh blowoff excuse. The office jumped the shark with the wedding. Just saying...

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:52:00 +0000

I have a new goal. Be able to draw Christopher Walken for amusing Doodles.

noreply@blogger.com (Waffles) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:25:00 +0000

Just signed an attendance sheet for a class that asked for our birthday as a verification. I'm the oldest one on the list...