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(where "warthogging"= a game where a group of friends compete to see who can pick up/ dance with/ have sex with the most unattractive person)&lt;br /&gt;Yes, and I'd do it again.Yes, but I'm not proud of it.No, but I would like to.No, and I would never do that."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-8404992965672133656?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/9ecSR-Up20s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/9ecSR-Up20s/have-you-ever-gone-warthogging-where.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/have-you-ever-gone-warthogging-where.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-7787645520812403660</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-18T16:18:48.008-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Train accelerated while a child was on the stairs. 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Bat man plus a looping slide show of cute bats&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-3685554358385027995?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/cXz0Hi1CMrw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/cXz0Hi1CMrw/come-up-with-presentation-for-21-over.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/come-up-with-presentation-for-21-over.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-7882905701514016179</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-18T13:23:00.688-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Children are horrible public speakers&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-7882905701514016179?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/J_oTdA2JgOc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/J_oTdA2JgOc/children-are-horrible-public-speakers.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/children-are-horrible-public-speakers.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-891115120438239605</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 18:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-18T10:51:00.738-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>I would like to sign a petition to limit the petitioning of signatures on public transit&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-891115120438239605?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/MM4lDqEXvTA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/MM4lDqEXvTA/i-would-like-to-sign-petition-to-limit.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-would-like-to-sign-petition-to-limit.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-6090717963769999975</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-17T08:42:04.147-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Playboy bunnies are a slippery slope to furrydom&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-6090717963769999975?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/MvbKT-W09DI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/MvbKT-W09DI/playboy-bunnies-are-slippery-slope-to.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/playboy-bunnies-are-slippery-slope-to.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-4606914344260164092</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 23:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-17T05:57:10.436-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Carbon dating site&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;maybe something with diamonds&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-4606914344260164092?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/JlCjpO489gw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/JlCjpO489gw/carbon-dating-site.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/carbon-dating-site.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-545777302430648187</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-15T14:51:58.843-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>I&amp;#39;m eating corndogs while watching Paula dean. Makes it seem not as unhealthy&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-545777302430648187?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/Dm6JdvgpQpo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/Dm6JdvgpQpo/i-eating-corndogs-while-watching-paula.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-eating-corndogs-while-watching-paula.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-2786698931924440832</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-15T13:04:35.090-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>I love the phrase &amp;quot;definite stuff going on&amp;quot; could it be more ambiguously oxymoron.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-2786698931924440832?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/AOdiZBpbe0Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/AOdiZBpbe0Y/i-love-phrase-stuff-going-on-could-it.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-love-phrase-stuff-going-on-could-it.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-5742369737493702601</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-15T06:22:11.424-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>"I like this show because he makes you forget about your problems" -my brother describing Tom Bergeron on America's Funniest Home Videos&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-5742369737493702601?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/opNi7xz4Usw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/opNi7xz4Usw/i-like-this-show-because-he-makes-you.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-like-this-show-because-he-makes-you.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-8284141955396718458</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-15T06:21:33.815-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Rhombuses are pretty cool because it's hip to be a square.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-8284141955396718458?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/DGwP_fd-R1Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/DGwP_fd-R1Y/rhombuses-are-pretty-cool-because-its.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/rhombuses-are-pretty-cool-because-its.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-5314351102348162794</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-14T09:05:31.533-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Pre quiz due tomorrow&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-5314351102348162794?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/gPl-g7lIHqU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/gPl-g7lIHqU/pre-quiz-due-tomorrow.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/pre-quiz-due-tomorrow.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-2988761237653116262</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-14T05:56:00.440-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Asking someone if they find you creepy makes you seem creepy&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-2988761237653116262?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/JmyGWrEA6cs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/JmyGWrEA6cs/asking-someone-if-they-find-you-scary.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/asking-someone-if-they-find-you-scary.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-929173342839740449</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-13T10:11:10.774-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>But I got like three new unsolicited messages from strangers yesterday so my self esteem remains intact!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-929173342839740449?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/EDvdRansFrs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/EDvdRansFrs/but-i-got-like-three-new-unsolicited.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/but-i-got-like-three-new-unsolicited.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-6843855069654334714</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-13T09:28:45.553-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Ugh&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-6843855069654334714?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/0l659w8atoQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/0l659w8atoQ/ugh.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/ugh.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-4731329497166054950</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-13T09:28:35.462-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Why can&amp;#39;t I read???!!!!! Why isn&amp;#39;t there a caps lock????&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-4731329497166054950?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/xWWR-5l41q4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/xWWR-5l41q4/why-can-i-read-why-isn-there-caps-lock.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/why-can-i-read-why-isn-there-caps-lock.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-7938555574475654838</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-13T04:38:35.877-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>"13% of users believe trees have souls"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-7938555574475654838?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/Xis2nK1oI7Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/Xis2nK1oI7Y/13-of-users-believe-trees-have-souls.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/13-of-users-believe-trees-have-souls.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-5426321991720746439</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-12T08:04:00.727-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>todo: aris, study chem, study fish cons, question of the month, bat chats, dinner, LAUNDRY, email leann back&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8858474822213446433-5426321991720746439?l=textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~4/i0yzwWckp78" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TextuallyTransmittedDiseases/~3/i0yzwWckp78/todo-aris-study-chem-study-fish-cons.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Waffles)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://textuallytransmitteddiseases.blogspot.com/2012/02/todo-aris-study-chem-study-fish-cons.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8858474822213446433.post-2315240610227029539</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-12T06:29:44.282-08:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Can&amp;#39;t enjoy cookies and milk 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