<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>That Thing I Do</title><link>http://www.thatthingido.com</link><description>That thing I do, and maybe you too!</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright (C) 2010 thatthingido.com</copyright><item><title>Thing by Anonymous</title><description>When I'm driving and hear someone honk their horn I worry that someone is trying to alert me that I've hit a pedestrian and am dragging them behind my car.</description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/965</link><pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2018 11:31:29 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing by Anonymous</title><description>Whenever I see someone bend over, I make a fart noise.</description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/968</link><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2018 16:19:25 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing by Anonymous</title><description>I often have conversations with fictional characters/people I want or need to talk to in my head. Sometimes out loud.</description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/972</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2018 00:09:02 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing by Anonymous</title><description>I cannot be on my phone while pooping. I don't want to see the faces of anyone I know on social media because it feels like they're watching me take a shit. I can't text or be on the phone, either. </description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/975</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2018 05:55:26 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing by Anonymous</title><description>I'm a girl and I'm straight, but I love watching lesbian porn. </description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/976</link><pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2018 06:11:10 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing by Anonymous</title><description>When I see a clogged toilet in a public restroom I just put down a "barrier layer" of toilet paper and add to it.</description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/944</link><pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2017 07:34:34 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing by NotMatt</title><description>I squat on the toilet with my feet on the seat and my knees pressed up to my chest. I've done this since I was a child and I never have to strain. The poop just falls out.</description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/963</link><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2017 06:39:17 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing by Anonymous</title><description>Whenever I chew, I always have to chew an even amount on each side. 3 chews on the right = 3 chews on the left.</description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/962</link><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 01:03:57 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing by jafar</title><description>After a poop, I always wipe, then look, wipe, then look, wipe, then look.
How do you know your bumhole is clean otherwise?</description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/961</link><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2017 23:40:56 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Thing by Anonymous</title><description>Sometimes if I have to wake up before the sun rises, I shower in complete darkness. It's nice and soothing when I'm tired in the morning, but it's hard to figure out where things are.</description><link>http://www.ThatThingIDo.com/Message/960</link><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jun 2017 06:05:51 +0200</pubDate></item></channel></rss>