That's dirty hot!

2013-05-17T13:04:00.001-03:00

Hey ladies

Today's the Day!

2009-03-04T10:24:00.003-04:00

Hi Everyone,

So it's been a long time since we have posted on our blog. So much has changed in all of our lives and it seems all for the best! We are all still trying to figure our lives out, but we are taking great steps in doing so! I am so proud of all my GF's.

The reason for this post today is because it is dirtydancers wedding day!!! It is so crazy to think that today Nicole is going to be MRS. Doiron! Sadly we were unable to go to her wedding, but I know today we are all thinking about her and this exciting step she is taking in her life! We all love you Nicole and are wishing you the very best!

Love you all!

Smitty

What's a Blag?

2008-08-25T19:44:00.001-03:00

Things to Do:
Start a new blog, so you can keep everyone up to date on your life and selfishly write about yourself and new experiences in a new city....

So girls, I was going to do this. Start my own blog, filled in with my own stuff. But I've decided to just use this one, because really...what's a blog without your favorite people being able to make posts too. I loved this blog for what it was. We were rockstars to ourselves, and that's all that ever mattered. It's funny to see how much we've all changed, how much we've all grown up. These online forums catch a lot of flack because people say it's to public. But fuck em'. We get to look back at all the good times we had, and get to write about our own discoveries, and keep each other in the loop! We're all going though new experiences, ones a lot of us never thought would happen...What I do know, is none of us will settle for anything less than the Rockstar life :)

So girls, I hope we all check in every once in awhile...maybe even use the blog again....I do miss the good ol' F5! And the 25 comment section ;)

Here's to bloggin, livin' the dream, drinkin' beers on Tuesdays, Lovin' life, movin', dancin', shakin', workin' it, quitting that shitty job, running marathons, visiting a dear friend in Halifax EVERY weekend, Reggaing one LAST time, and never EVER taking any day for granted! Woooohoooooo :)

You may or may not be...

2008-08-10T20:32:00.003-03:00

So this is my random blog.

Your name may or may not be Sarah Jane Richard if you meet the following criteria....
You grew up in the Gorn, You once had a party line ( or at least remember what that is), your moms name is Paula and has the skin of a 20 year old yet hair of a more mature women, and she made hand made clothes for you growing up which included apron shirts- purses made from the ass of your favorite corduroys and she may have needle pointed a decoration for your wall. You may or may not be named Sarah Jane Richard when your dad is named Eugene and he plays the guitar like a church going hippy, and you woke as a child to him pacing down the halls coughing and blowing his nose multiple times. Your name may be Sarah Jane Richard is your brother was your biggest influence in life because he always had the best Lego, guitar and introduced you to bands like smashing pumpkins, weezer and sound garden. Every christmas it looks like Santa high jacked your house. You owned a wood panel tv and piano in the same room. You slept on a water bed for 22 years. You may or may not be named Sarah Jane Richard if you own two or more of the same shirt from smart set, yet in various shades. You know the words to every Aqua song because you spent an entire summer dancing around your room singing along to the cd or ever better you know all the words to TLC and Salt and Peppa because they were your first tape cassette. You once made a lego stage set of Jerry Springer then reenacted an episode in your parents hall way. You enjoy the most random taste in music ever, if your ipod ranges from Folk music to country then back to 90's alternative. You grew boobs over night at the age of 20(late bloomer) and your pretty much the same size now as you were 15 years ago. You played a mean game of badminton , volleyball and basketball every friday at the base gym. You like to read- really read as in may have read every book every, you make a mean librarian and may or may not be going to school for it. You rocked at University, majored in english and yet still use words like dude and skank bag. You own a cowboy hat. Have a kitty named Otis. Sport a side pony tail at 25 years old and have everyone in fredericton on your face book. Your favorite articles of clothing include leggings, headbands and ballet flats. You made a video for YouTube that includes wearing plaid and blowing up coke bottles with Mentos (only it didn't quit work out). You have spent a summer between your frinds deck and the bar, you got ready for the bar then the power went out so you called the bar to see if they were still open because you were already and were going either way. You asked your friends mom want the c word was because a guy at school told you he had a "huge one" then when you found out what it mean you near pissed your pants laughing. You gone camping with a friend and spooned her and her boyfriend. And finally you may or may not be named Sarah Jane Richard when you make everyones day, you are bubbly and lovely, positve, smart, well spoken, logical, a good listener, fun, silly and you light up the room so much that everyone wants to be near you.

You may or may not be named Sarah Jane Richard when your best friend is named Ashley Ryan, no Ashley Lynn Ryan, no Ashley Lynn Ryan -Redmond , no wait it's Ashley Ryan again (who loves you) :)

I just don;t know, or maybe I do, no I probably don't, but maybe....

2008-08-05T16:40:00.003-03:00

Hey Ladies, so I haven't wrote anything in a really long time, but I am now done high school( thats right high school ) and I have some time to actually write something. So this is my rant or rave or what ever, but I am not sure how the rest of you feel but I just graduated University- only took 7 years, buts it's done. I am glad to have finished but it's one of the weirdest feelings ever. So I did all the things your supposed to do when you graduate high school, well sort of, I tried College - it was ok, lots of hard work, got my diploma and a certificate, but then it's over and pretty much useless, so off to University, I blew at that to, but I finished. Then what, then nothing------ I know that there is no such thing as a waste of education (mom) but come on. I am just going to add that to my list of useless education. So once again when faced with the choice of grow up get a real job, I went back to high school, now I finished a few days ago, and I am registered to go back to University again. Fuck me, so I am pretty much asking you what you think? Is school just becoming the lazy persons way out of growing up, I don;t want to have to pay bills get, up early for work , have a lame social life. Or is this acceptable, I don't know anymore because were all pretty much in the same boat, I am not saying it's wrong but is it the scardy cats way out of life, eventually we will have to grow up and do the shit we don't want. I am not saying everyone who is living there adult life isnt in a good place in life- but I certainly think a lot have regrets or wish they could go back to care free student life style... dropping every obligation to hang with close friends, being so "poor " all you can afford to eat is Kraft Dinner and Mr Noodles ( yet you can buy a case of beer 3 times a week and an occasional pack of smokes) , pulling an "all-nighter", then the feeling like if you blink you'll fall into a coma ( but then there is the time around 5 in the morning where everyone else is asleep and the city is quite and you kind of feel more alive now then any time of the day)
I don;t know I am rambling now, but I think maybe that is the pint of going to school, not for the education, will I ever really use a Quadratic equation, or need to know who built the Parthenon, My guess is no... but it gives you a chance to figure out what you really want out of life, or maybe it just buys you some time to just live. I don;t know I obviously don;t have the answers but hopefully after my return to school I will be a bit closer to figuring it out.

Happy Birthday Ricky

2008-04-03T22:05:00.000-03:00

Eek!

2008-02-20T10:39:00.003-04:00

This may or may not be the 666 post. Frightening. I ain't no devil worshiper...I swear!

Anywho, how bad is it that New Brunswick is SO giving us a taste of spring. I'm waiting to get a dumpload of snow any minute. Be careful out there dirtyhots, it's effin slippery!

Not to much is new in the life of Ms. Shaken Bake herself, besides the fact that I have a new niece! She's got four legs, and has black hair. She's quickly learning how to pee on what my brother calls Pee Pads, because Regina is to cold to train dogs! Apparently she hates the cold. Otis really doesn't care about having a cousin...mainly because he has a fear of most things...including dogs on television. I hate to see what happens if we ever get a puppy... I posted a photo of the lovely Ms. Pixel Raven Richard! She's a lot bigger than when this picture was taken! But still just as cute!

Your Daily McConaughey

2008-02-18T16:50:00.002-04:00

I bet you it smells like weed, surf, sex and black gold.

Getting Down to the Heart of the Matter

2008-02-15T07:42:00.007-04:00

After conversation with some classmates this week, and a little chat with my Aunt Di, (who is single BTW, for all you male readers out there) it seems stress, anxiety, and predetermided disappointment were common themes when it came to celebrating this Valentines Day. I found it a little disappointing that my peers had little faith in their partners abilites to plan a nice evening out, pick out flowers or surprise them with a thoughtful deed. Are we making ourselves miserable by valuing romance too highly? We all recognize the scenario: the colleague/classmate who on Valentine’s Day not only gets a huge bouquet of flowers delivered to her desk but also a bunch of helium heartshaped balloons and a box of chocolates. Tongues wag, eyebrows are raised, and conversation inevitably turns to what everyone else has planned for the evening ahead in an effort to check out whether their own partner comes up to scratch. With each February 14th, it seems that the competition gets fiercer; the bar for having a “romantic” day is raised higher and the fallout of not reaching the grade becomes greater. Not only does nobody seem to be winning the Valentine’s stakes but my fear, is that Valentine’s Day has turned from a bit of harmless fun into something that has the potential to make us miserable. That being said... I'm still a sucker for anything love and Dan was totally up to scratch :)

Here's a little something I threw together for him. Enjoy!

Valentines Post Secret

2008-02-13T09:29:00.004-04:00

The day of love is upon us. Sweet sweet Valentine's Day. I'll be with with the main man, but he'll be upstairs doing a crapload of homework while I will be spending it with my other boyfriend...Matthew Fox (even though he's on some Island...yahwell!). Here's a little Postsecret I Doctored to suit us lovely ladies...

I also may be attending a little outting at Nicky Zees. A thing I like to call MC MARIO! Anyone else interested. If so call me...The kicker, you HAVE to drink. hahaha!

I Ch ch ch choose you all!
-S

It's True. I'm blogging!

2008-02-12T12:12:00.000-04:00

Again, with the age of facebook the blog has taken a downward spiral...majorly! I thought today would be a good day to post seeing as it was around this time last year that Burginator, Dirty Dancer, and I blogged about booking a trip to Cuba...Oh how times have changed. Burg is busy with school work, and Dirty dancer and I are (i'm assuming) oh so low on funds. The good news is, hopefully some of us can pack up and go in May!

ECMA weekend was upon is. Although I didn't get to take in as many activities as I would have liked, I got to see all of my boyfriends (Joel Plaskett, Old man Ludeke, and Jian Gomeshi...dirty dirty) Although Smitty wouldn't stroke Old Man Ludeke's banjo (hehehe), I think he felt our presence behind him. I lurve you Old Man Ludeke. Friday and Saturday were solid efforts in attempts to get into the Capital and the Tap Room, but all I could here all around were a bunch of "Club's Full." And if you ain't VIP you ain't much. Speaking of which, VIP in New Brunswick? I mean really, what maritimer would claim to be VIP? And if I meet one, oh they're getting a swift New Brunswick kick to the shins... It was wonderful to walk downtown and see vans packed to the brim with music equipment, and to see musicians running across the street with guitars in tow! I have to say, the Awards after party is one I'm sad I missed! I love Fredericton, but I love it even more when things like this happen to such a wonderful community. I mentioned to a friend today that I would for SURE be purchasing an all access pass to Harvest. Harvest will be my Everest... I'm climbing that sunnof a bitch! Whadyah say girls? Since I'm not moving and all ;)

In true Maritimer fashion I will leave you with this: It's awful chilly out there, so stay warm!

Nobody has posted in so long, so I thought I would put up a picture of all of us from Christmas :)

2008-01-11T16:53:00.000-04:00

Sorry this is the only pic I had with all of us together. That was a great night, you guys all looked so pretty xoxoxo

New Blog

2007-11-14T15:22:00.000-04:00

I am working on a new blog, you can check it out it;s a work in progress, it's called "Dig two grave"s, it;s mostly stuff I think about the things I am being taught in school.
Peace out

Dance Dance

2007-10-26T08:55:00.000-03:00

Last night at the infamous Nicky Zee's God Made me Funky performed. This was the third time this year that they've been in Fredericton and they never disappoint. The high energy show had the audience literally jumping, skipping, twisting in ways not thought humanly possible. The theme was a toga party so with a hand full of girls and 1 guy (he was such a trooper) Wore sheets wrapped loosely around them, I thought for sure there was going to be an accident and some poor sole dancing in the front was going to be left standing there naked.

The highlight of the night was our own little performer..just when we thought the show was over GMMF came back on stage for one more number....we look around and notice that Nicole was missing...'where was she you ask???' That's Right .....our own Dirty Dance was front and center dancing on the stage with the band and a select few other fans :) She pulled out all the moves and it was fantastic....

Dirty Dancer you get the award for the Thriller moves you pulled on stage and being a fanatic fan :)

Burginator you get the award for representing in true burg style...big hair, lip liner and high heals.

Shake and Bake you get the award for rocking the skinny black jeans (and doing it well I might add)

and last but certainly not least:

Shannon you get the award for your passport ID skills and partying with us after a long day at work :)

We went, we danced, we sweat, we laughed, and we left.

Xoxoxoxo

Smitty

I feel bad for the Crappy Hangers too...

2007-10-16T10:53:00.000-03:00

Ladies, I also have hanger guilt. You know that crappy metal hanger that no piece of clothing deserves...Well let's all take some time to really give credit to clothes of a less fortunate style. Anywho, I heart post secret and hadn't put one up in a long time...Now to the newsletter portion of this...

As a group the DHB has had a couple of important events these last few weeks. It was none other than our very own Dirty Dancer and Burginator who celebrated the big 2-4. For dirty dancer we had a small but boisterous gathering in her honor. We included in the evening many of her most favorite things....pizza, garlic fingers, rum and coke and poutine (or as Jay calls it, Fat Salad). Lisa rendition of Lips of An Angel via the karaoke machine was touching. I mixed Nicole's rum and cokes in a glass that could be considered a vase so we all know how that night ended up. I remember a small mumbling voice say to me "Sarrrr, this isss a Fergus Rum and cokkkeee" Haha! Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Also, Burginator came upon the lovely age of 24 as well. I had fear in my heart that this new job was going to interfere with my celebrating skills (the best skills to have of course), but I force fed the Mathematics and Statistics department from UNB, and bailed on that banquet as fast as I could. I have to say that although seeing the birthday girl was awesome, seeing her father hanging over the edge of the balcony at the back nine was probably the most rewarding part of that evening. Big Tim, we love you.

It was wonderful to celebrate these nights with two very important people in my life! I love you girls! Here's to many more!

Sarah "I'll make it out if my life depends on it" Richard ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA!!!!!

2007-10-12T11:17:00.000-03:00

Lisa it's your birthday, happy birthday Lisa..............AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH our Miss Burginator turns 24 today. Can't wait for tomorrow night we are going to party hard...........Happy birthday girl :)
LoVe: Nicole "I just wanna dance" Guimond

Regina Spektor - Better

2007-10-03T13:41:00.001-03:00

Check out all the BIG hair in this new video from Regina Spektor.
I give it 10 cans of alcohol-free, water-based pressurized hair-fixative spray product out of 10.
Keep it real. Lisa:)

BLOG ACTION DAY!!!

2007-09-28T14:20:00.000-03:00

I was roaming around the Internet today (cause that's what I do!) and came upon an ad that grabbed my attention. The link is http://blogactionday.org/ .

The idea is that on a specific day bloggers all around the world will blog about a specific important issue. This year the issue is the ENVIRONMENT. I think this is such a great idea and I think that bloggers should participate. On the link you can register your blog, but even if you don't want to you can defiantly still participate. http://blogactionday.org/get_involved.

Check it out!

What you plant now, you will harvest later.

2007-09-25T15:29:00.000-03:00

I know Harvest was a couple weeks ago, but I thought I would just reiterate the fact we thought it couldn't get any worse (or is it any better?!) than our poor excuse for a potluck/binge fest that was Harvest Jazz and Blues 2006. Last year was amazing. This year we had a lot to live up too, and you know what girls I don't think we disappointed. We had an awesome party, with great live music thanks to Jordan. His acoustic version of "Hey Ya" is still running through my head, and just when you thought Smitty couldn't get any more drunk then she was in 2006... surprise she did it folks. No pun intended.
So to recap this harvest I...

Took in as many shows as possible.

Took off a market.

Fell in love with Gordon Downie's "stage energy".

Learned not to mix rum with wine, beer, vodka jello shooters, sour puss, tequila, and baha.

Cherished the time I spent with my friends.

Bought a souvenir t-shirt.

Walked downtown and took in all the sites and sounds of this great city.

Photo Credit: Mad photography skillz Meghan MacAfee

Sarah Jessica Parkers collection, everything under 20$

2007-09-25T15:02:00.001-03:00

Laurens dress, 140 $ I believe

2007-09-25T15:01:00.000-03:00

Lauren Conrad collection is no Gt Boutique

2007-09-25T14:36:00.000-03:00

So I checked out the new clothing line by LC today and she decided to entitle the collection ( wait for it.......) Lauren Conrad ( very creative)
So I am sure you girls are already aware of this since you are
A. Ladies
B. Hills fans
C. Read Cosmo from time to time

I have to say after looking at her tiny collection, I was very disappointed in her over priced, under-constructed pieces and lack of creativity, mainly because
A. she is fashion design school
B. Works for Vogue
C. Seems to dress well herself

Her clothing is unreasonably priced, the clothes are BORING, and the fact that she bought a dress, (wore it once on the show)does not mean she can then steal the design, put her label on it and name it after herself (not mention charging an arm and a leg for a tunic)

So then I ventured over to Sarah Jessica Parkers clothing line called Bitten, much better name, well maybe not but at least it has a collection name. I was suprised to see that every item she sells is under 20$, in fact ever combo of clothing she put together came in below the cost of a single item by Lauren. Including a shirt, pant scarf, pant and jacket ensemble. Anyways this is my daily observation, and I know as a bunch of dirty hot bloggers your always up for a deal, shall I dare to say GT boutique

And now for a Post Secret..

2007-09-25T14:16:00.000-03:00

This is an old Post Secret...But it made me wonder something. Lisa, do you have a baby with Matthew Mcconaughey? (See bottom of the post card).

Hills recap

2007-09-25T00:10:00.000-03:00

Here is my "The Hills" recap, in case some of you missed it, but I hope you all caught it. So here we go, First Jay tells Lauren what seems to sound like I want you to be my girlfriend, but is actually, I want you to meet my girlfriend. Ahh then she looks sad :(. So she goes to the party, finds out she is not only the girlfriend but actually the fiance, then Jason and Lauren go outside to have a heart to heart, but the fiance follows and does the ol stand in between the man and ex, then proceeds to give a death stare in the vicinity of one LC. Ummm what else happened, oh yeah so Heidi And Bunny go wedding dress shopping,then Jen says are you sure you want to marry him?, your not having second thoughts are you? Heidi doesn't pay attention, she is high on Spencer love( or as I call it LSD. Whitney and Lauren do some partying with The band, then Whit gets in trouble by ol Lisa Love. FYI did anyone else notice(rhetorical question) that Spencer is sooooo not into this wedding at all, Esp. when he says lets elope in Tibet, then what Spencer do a little back packing. Anyways that's my little recap, PS. I wanna have a little Hills party( which I can have it my place, because lack of TV/cable)but I have a little suprise for you ladies if we do, trust me you'll love it.
Peace out, yours truly in menthol's and Hills gossip, ash to the WWJD

Yeah round 2

2007-09-24T15:28:00.000-03:00

So I am exciting someone else has posted, thank god. I blame th elack of posting on facebook, it's addictive. So I was thinking about the convo. we had last night ladies about how when your not busy you become lazy, and I have to say I 100% agree, when I worked a 50 hour work week, I ran around like a chicken with my head cut off, I worked went to the gym, went out for coffee, visited the rents, visitied the ladies, went to the bar 5 nights a week and lived off 3 hours of sleep a night ( not to mention 5 large tim hotons coffee and 2 redbull each day) But now that I am an unemployed student I get up everyday at noon, wonder to class, come home nap, eat and thats pretty much it in a nutshell. I can pretty much feel my ass growing right now from lack of activity. So I decided to walk to class today, pretty much killed me walking up that hill not to mention, I almost got run over by this cities horrible driviers( esp. on campus, learn to fucking drive people,(which I know is ironic coming from me since I have man-itched to run my car into curbs, telephone polls and parked cars) but at least I stop at all cross walks) Anyways I am rambeling, so ladies, if anyone is up for coffee, a walk or just shooting the shit, I am up for it, I need to get out of the lazy student lifestyle, and get out of the house. Peace out.