That's Jacked Up http://www.thatsjackedup.net Funy pictures, funny pics and a lot of jacked up and funny stuff Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:20:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ThatsJackedUphttp://feedburner.google.com Soccer Kick to the Balls….OUCH http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ThatsJackedUp/~3/mlYKvjRMbdQ/ http://www.thatsjackedup.net/soccer-kick-to-the-balls-ouch/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:10:27 +0000 L. Roy Cletus http://www.thatsjackedup.net/?p=404

funny shitSoccer Kick to the Balls….OUCH

Dude……you are playing with the wrong balls there…..you want the “Black and White” ball…..not the “Black and Blue” ones.

What’s the Capitol of Thailand…….?

Ha ha Bangkok get it…

On A Side Note: Soccer’s Newest Sponsor Should Be Happy…!

Cold Packs funny photosCletus hears they even come in 2 packs……once for each demolished nut….!

Now that’s some funny shit…..we’ll he may not think so…..but ol’ Cletus got a good laugh.

Funny Photo Image Credit

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tiger woods and tiagraCombatting the Side Effects of Tiagra……

So……”Tiagra”…..Tiger’s secret weapon to keep up with all his extra curricular hole playing….

Also approved for those days when you need a little less flex in your shafts…..

But what do we do about the side effects from using too much “Tiagra”…?

Well…..ol’ Cletus has found the answers for ya’ll………..

1) Anti Monkey Butt Powder – Cletus Approved √

anti monkey butt

….for all those chaffed areas from prolonged use of “Tiagra”

Special varieties for him and her for all parts receiving some excessive friction.

2)  If “Tiagra” has Worked Longer than 18 Holes…

ugly pierced woman

Cletus has dug up a picture of his families pride and joy for ya…..my sister Buffy…..ain’t she a MILF

She’s sure to handle that little problem for ya…..

3) For When th Ol’ Trophy Wife Comes Home Early…

Bruise Relief cream - funny picture

No explanation needed here Cletus thinks……..

Just follow good Master Cletus’s fixer uppers and you will be back to get that refill of “Tiagra” in no time at all…….!

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funny pictureThe Sperm of a Married Man…….

Emergency….someone get this guy a couple bottles of Jergens and a copy of Redneck Girls Gone Wild…..

…….not sure that will be enough to unclog that pipe…..may need to send in two of Cletus’s top girls to pull this one out…!

fat girlsTwo of Cletus’s biggest fans……..

Now I think these girls may have the lungs and  power to help out our boy up there!

Image Credits: unkown

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Animals eating humans - funny shitAnimals Eating Humans May Become Sick….

Now that’s some funny crap….!

Cletus hears dat teeth don’t digest….so at least knock out your tooth before falling in would ya?

Ummm…..Cesar Millan (dat guy who talks to animals) tells ol Cletus that dem animals have axed if you could woller around in some Tobascey hot sauce first? They have a hankerin for something spicy this week…

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Junk in the trunkThat Kid Got Junk In The Trunk….

Sir-Mix-A-Lot you just need to back off……..L Roy already has dibs…..don’t make me open a can of Redneck Whoop Ass…..!

Look it’s J-Lo’s secret white baby…

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Flying NinjasLook It’s the Shanghai Globetrotters……

Grab these boys some basketballs…..I think we just found the “Shanghai Globetrotters”….I’m going to be rich!

 ”learning to fly”…this is the shit our fine education system doesn’t have time to teach us.

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Funny Church SignsFunny Church Sign – Stop Drop and Roll

Can you say Crispy Critters……

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Found Image Here

]]> http://www.thatsjackedup.net/funny-church-sign-stop-drop-and-roll/feed/ 0 http://www.thatsjackedup.net/funny-church-sign-stop-drop-and-roll/ Jacked Up Life for Eeyore……Butt Tattoo http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ThatsJackedUp/~3/hStin1zNLUQ/ http://www.thatsjackedup.net/jacked-up-life-for-eeyore-butt-tattoo/#comments Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:19:27 +0000 L. Roy Cletus http://www.thatsjackedup.net/?p=208

eeyore on butt tattooJacked Up Life for Eeyore……Butt Tattoo

Wow…….what a jacked up life for Eeyore….smothered in funk all day. Whew

Looks like that Tattoo may have taken awhile….I hope for the artist sake that she didn’t eat Mexican food for dinner.

Image Credit:

ugliesttattoos.com

 

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funny church sign - on your kneesFunny Church Sign – On Your Knees…!

Well….well……now ol’ Cletus hav been tryin to tell dem toothless ladies how the supposin to be doin that more…..

Now how dat for proof..!

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Funny Church Sign - Walmart

Walmart Not the Only Place to Save……..

Hmmmmm…….but a the Walmart Cletus can buy six pack….get sum chitlins….and go see the preacher / tattoo guy in the room next to the gumball machine up front all for $5.99

Can you offer me that Mr. Ivy…..? Didn’t think so….LOL

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