That's My Girl, Asshole!

Beaver St Blue Hoodie Dog Walker - m4w - 28 (Beaver st and Park in Bushwick)

2009-03-22T19:11:00.000-07:00

Beaver St Blue Hoodie Dog Walker - m4w - 28 (Beaver st and Park in Bushwick)
Reply to: pers-3vmyp-1085403504@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-21, 1:44PM EDT

I was fixing brick on the building on the corner of Beaver and Park Friday the 20th. I was standing on top of a van. You walked by with a blue hoodie, sunglasses, tight black jeans and a little black dog, instantly catching my attention. You walked to the corner store on Ellery and Beaver. I had it all planned out that i was gonna talk to you if you came back up the block, and you did. But when you did my two hispanic coworkers were there with me and kinda in the way. i think you turned on Locust, where im assuming you live. You were so fuckin cute. Im not gonna be working over there again so chances are i'll never see you again. Lets not let that happen!

Re: Beaver St Blue Hoodie Dog Walker - m4w - 28 (Beaver st and Park in Bushwick)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Beaver St Blue Hoodie Dog Walker - m4w - 28 (Beaver st and Park in Bushwick)
From: pers-3vmyp-1085403504@craigslist.org

Haha. Nice!! Well you have a very pretty girlfriend, You're a lucky man

buzzed head Q train - m4w - 27 (Coney bound Qtrain)

2009-03-18T20:50:00.000-07:00

buzzed head Q train - m4w - 27 (Coney bound Qtrain)
Reply to: pers-yjksw-1080063815@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-18, 1:21AM EDT

It was about midnight. You had a grey hoodie on. I guess you have recently buzzed your hair. I did too. The other night. I wanted to say that it takes a brave woman to do this and also I think you looked beautiful.

Re: Hbuzzed head Q train - m4w - 27 (Coney bound Qtrain)

That's my girl, asshole!

***SUPPLEMENTAL POSTING ON CRAIGSLIST***
Re: Re: buzzed head Q train - m4w - 27 (Coney bound Qtrain)
From: pers-mmgkb-1080401320@craigslist.org

Help me make some sense out of this....below is my original post:

"It was about midnight. You had a grey hoodie on. I guess you have recently buzzed your hair. I did too. The other night. I wanted to say that it takes a brave woman to do this and also I think you looked beautiful."

This is the reply I got on my email :
"She is my girlfriend, asshole!!!"

I was wondering which insecure boyfriend checks the missed connections to see if anyone had posted anything that MIGHT relate to his "girlfriend". I used quotation marks for girlfriend because I believe that being obsessive and jealous could cause serious hallucinations. My post didn't ask for anything, it was simply a compliment, yet some insecure sample of a person, felt offended and disrespected. I hope you feel better dude, and enjoy that lovely lady before she opens her eyes and realizes that you aint good enough.

Huge white loop earrings and grey pants - m4w (Upper West Side)

2009-03-18T15:02:00.000-07:00

Huge white loop earrings and grey pants - m4w (Upper West Side)
Reply to: pers-ccwnb-1079946152@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-17, 10:57PM EDT

You hypnotized me on the train today, even if you were half a car-train away...please get in contact with me =]

Re: Huge white loop earrings and grey pants - m4w (Upper West Side)

That's my girl, asshole!

Re: Re: Huge white loop earrings and grey pants - m4w (Upper West Side)
From: pers-ccwnb-1079946152@craigslist.org

Awesome! Give her my email.

Incredibly Sexy Barista - m4w (Starbucks 19th n Park)

2009-03-12T17:35:00.000-07:00

Incredibly Sexy Barista - m4w (Starbucks 19th n Park)
Reply to: pers-ufken-1069298651@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-10, 6:33PM EDT

I see you every now and then... and I would love to ask you out...
but there are always coworkers hanging around... listening... watching... you get it the picture...
I think u might be interested, but who knows.. maybe your just mad cool...
Anyways... stay cute and sexy... you make each day I see you, so much better.

Re: Incredibly Sexy Barista - m4w (Starbucks 19th n Park)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Incredibly Sexy Barista - m4w (Starbucks 19th n Park)
From: pers-ufken-1069298651@craigslist.org

First... I highly doubt this is real.. cause if it were... you'd be loving your girl and not trolling around Craigslist...
Second... You talk real fuckin big over email... why don't you go to Starbucks talking that big... or are you afraid to get fucked up in front of "your girl"
Third... There are like 8 different girls that work there... and I wasn't talking about the fat ones, so how you assume it's your chick is beyond me...
fourth... Fuck Off...

P.S> If you are real... obviously your doing something wrong (like wasting time trolling Craigslist) and that's why "your girl" eye fucks me every time I go in there!

***UPDATE - POST SCRIPT!***
Re: No Response???

why.... why go around reading other peoples' missed connections and writing fake responses???? that's really pathetic...

Writing in your red notebook/glasses/L train to 8th Ave. - m4w (Union Square)

2009-03-09T14:09:00.000-07:00

Writing in your red notebook/glasses/L train to 8th Ave. - m4w (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-7n3nh-1067347586@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-09, 3:08PM EDT

Beautiful.Beautiful. Beautiful.

I saw at about 1:30 today. You were waiting for the L train to 8th Ave. at Union Square. Long-ish dark hair, slightly pulled back. Dark wool coat with a great collar, high and turned up so that when you looked to the side only your eyes were revealed. You have a beautiful complexion and you were adorned with thick yet narrow dark framed glasses. I saw you writing in a red note-book/journal. You were carrying an unsaturated rust colored purse.

Me: Yellow scarf, black leather jacket, faded blue jeans.

We traveled together until you took the Uptown A C E, and I took the Downtown.

Wish I had said something to you. It would have been worth it.

Re: Writing in your red notebook/glasses/L train to 8th Ave. - m4w (Union Square)

That's my girlfriend, asshole!

Re: Re: Writing in your red notebook/glasses/L train to 8th Ave. - m4w (Union Square)
From: pers-7n3nh-1067347586@craigslist.org

I find it interesting that you would be perusing the missed connections section of Craigslist. Especially the m4w section. I guess I don't believe you.

Silver shoes !!! F train - m4w - 100 (Downtown)

2009-03-07T10:28:00.000-08:00

Silver shoes !!! F train - m4w - 100 (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-5c8y7-1064354218@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-07, 12:20PM EST

10:30 pm (white girl) off on Delancy !!! You are Super Bella & sexy....

Re: Silver shoes !!! F train - m4w - 100 (Downtown)

That's my girlfriend, you asshole!

Re: Re: ass hole? - m4w (Downtown)
From: pers-5c8y7-1064354218@craigslist.org

is your only when she is unde you!!!

U were reading "Food for Millionaires"/Paralegal from PA... - m4w (Astoria N/W Train)

2009-03-05T20:57:00.000-08:00

U were reading "Food for Millionaires"/Paralegal from PA... - m4w (Astoria N/W Train)
Reply to: pers-78t2a-1059840499@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-04, 10:30AM EST

Don't know if you will get this. You were blonde, wearing a white scarf, white hat, had a graduation ring on (prob from college). You were reading "Food for Millionaires" and we talked for a bit. I asked you how you liked the book. You told me your parents wanted you read the book because it pertained to your personal life. That you were working as a paralegal and were from Pennsylvania.

I regret not getting off at 59th and Lex to give you my number.

You seemed sweet and I couldn't take my eyes off of you the minute I saw you on the train. Well, I should have asked you your name and given you my number to grab coffee sometime.

Hopefully you will see this and I wont regret not getting off the stop with you to give you my info.

Re: U were reading "Food for Millionaires"/Paralegal from PA... - m4w (Astoria N/W Train)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Your girlfriend?? U were reading "Food for Millionaires"/Paralegal from PA... - m4w
From: pers-78t2a-1059840499@craigslist.org

Oh really? Do you have to be so enthusiastic about your insecurity? and why are you on Missed connections if u have a girlfriend asshole?

Hottest Girl on N train to Queens - 11:45pm - m4w (QueensBoro Plaza)

2009-03-04T10:15:00.000-08:00

Hottest Girl on N train to Queens - 11:45pm - m4w (QueensBoro Plaza)
Reply to: pers-8ghsn-1059529028@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-04, 12:38AM EST

You were standing by the doors reading a newspaper. You had on a black baseball cap, black and pink scarf, dark jacket, dark boots, blue jeans, black bag. You may have been listening to an ipod as well. You got off at QueensBoro Plaza. Beautiful face, awesome every way!!

Re: Hottest Girl on N train to Queens - 11:45pm - m4w (QueensBoro Plaza)

That's my girl, asshole!

Re: Re: Hottest Girl on N train to Queens - 11:45pm - m4w (QueensBoro Plaza)
From: pers-8ghsn-1059529028@craigslist.org

YOUR MOTHER IS AN ASSHOLE AND YOU'RE A JERK OFF! DROP DEAD!

you dropped your receipt - m4w - 25 (devoe/metropolitan

2009-03-02T11:01:00.000-08:00

you dropped your receipt - m4w - 25 (devoe/metropolitan)
Reply to: pers-1055935028@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-01, 5:48PM EST

You were on the way home with grocery bags. I was on the way to the subway. You dropped your receipt and I got it for you.

I should have asked you out now that I think of it. You're attractive.

Re: you dropped your receipt - m4w - 25 (devoe/metropolitan)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: you dropped your receipt - m4w - 25 (devoe/metropolitan)
From: pers-1055935028@craigslist.org

how do you know it's the same person

Cute girl wearing red in St. Mark's sushi place - m4w - 23 (East Village)

2009-03-01T17:32:00.000-08:00

Cute girl wearing red in St. Mark's sushi place - m4w - 23 (East Village)
Reply to: pers-1056030402@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-01, 7:03PM EST

Time: Saturday 28 February 2009 around 7 - 8PM

You: Asian, in red, surrounded by friends taking pictures.

Me: White, wearing gray, eating dinner with a friend by the window.

We kept exchanging glances. I kept thinking of ways to try to pull you away to talk to you, ask for your number or if you wanted coffee or something but... I chickened out, now I regret it.

Don't know how you'll find this, but I hope you do. =)

Re: Cute girl wearing red in St. Mark's sushi place - m4w - 23 (East Village)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Cute girl wearing red in St. Mark's sushi place - m4w - 23 (East Village)
From: pers-1056030402@craigslist.org

Hey, the jerk store called. They ran outta you! olol

Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)

2009-02-28T12:41:00.000-08:00

Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-1050777227@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-25, 8:18PM EST

Gorgeous girl behind the counter, white tee shirt, brunette- You couldn't crack a smile, you have probably been there forever.
You wrapped-up some coat hangers for me and said something like "Notice how girls never take the bill and guys always do?"
It takes a very certian someone to say something like that. I came back after some time to talk with you but I was in a hurry and couldn't find you.

What else do you notice that nobody else does?

Re: Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Urban Outfitters Cashier - m4w (Union Square)
From: pers-1050777227@craigslist.org

She's your girl?
Your a loyal one.
Why the fuck are you looking up missed connections on carigslist?
Hu? Asshole?

Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23

2009-02-27T12:31:00.000-08:00

Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23
Reply to: pers-1039445019@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-18, 2:18AM EST

Don't touch your face or bite your nails while your on the subway. It's gross. New York is gross. Your too cute for that.

Re: Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Green Jacket, H&M bag - m4w - 23
From: pers-1039445019@craigslist.org

well your girlfriend is a filthy whore.

Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)

2009-02-26T12:01:00.000-08:00

Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)
Reply to: pers-1047125481@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-23, 2:55PM EST

you were finishing up at a window as I was sitting down getting ready to make a deposit. As you walked out I looked up, saw you and said wow to myself. You smiled and were out the door across the st before I could even chase you. If you read this you'll know exactly who wrote it I'm positive..

Re: Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Credit Union on 31st near Brklyn Tech - m4w (Midtown West)
From: pers-1047125481@craigslist.org

Would you mind forwarding me her address. I'd like to make another deposit!!!

Sent from my iPhone

you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)

2009-02-25T12:58:00.000-08:00

you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)
Reply to: pers-1047015993@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-23, 5:58PM EST

Saw you walking up sixth ave yesterday, nearing 11th street.....I was crossing sixth and you gave a wonderful smile, though it was a quick one...! You turned around once and glanced, but I don't think you saw me. I stood and watched you and the smaller guy you were with go into French Roast. Wow...... would just love get you out for a drink.

Re: you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)

that's my girlfriend, asshole!

Re: Re: you smiling in all your glory - m4w - 27 (Greenwich Village)
From: pers-1047015993@craigslist.org

hahah - well in that case good taste bud! be sure to drop me a line if the two of you are on the outs! (jking - no disrespect)... You have to at least tell her this funny story!..first time I have ever posted a CL ad of any sort. btw...nice seinfeld reference with that email...

woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)

2009-02-24T16:54:00.000-08:00

woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)
Reply to: pers-1037728911@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-16, 7:52PM EST

You were walking on Mclean ave, wearing brown pants and a white sweater, i kept turning back to look at you. You are soo pretty. I got off the bus and seen you. I should have said hello. Hope you see this somehow.

Re: woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)

That's my woman, asshole.

Re: Re: woman walking on Mclean at 2:30 - m4w - 38 (Staten Island)
From: pers-1037728911@craigslist.org

How can you possibly know that asshole? There are many women on McLean avenue. If it was your girl then she shouldn't be looking or smiling. I think you just have nothing else to do but look on craigslist and respond to posts. Asshole

Sent from my iPhone

Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24

2009-02-23T18:42:00.000-08:00

Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24
Reply to: pers-1036236335@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-15, 8:15PM EST

You came and sat across from me somewhere around 42nd or 59th, with what looked to be a somewhat sad and embarrassed expression though I couldn't quite tell. I was struck by it, whatever it was exactly--and then it turned out that some of it must have had to do with your contact lens, because it slipped out and fell on the floor. You said it was all right, you were on your way home--and I wanted to find a way to ask where you were heading home from on a Sunday morning, after Valentine's day no less, and what it could have to do with the way you seemed to be feeling. But I couldn't think of any way of asking this that wouldn't be incredibly awkward for both of us, so I just lapsed into silence. Finally I might have been on the verge of asking you something else, but just then the conductor said the train was going to go express and I decided to give it up so that I wouldn't be late on the second day of my crappy temp job. I regretted it as soon as I got back on the platform, of course, regretted not at least staying to add a little more detail to our strange half-encounter, and eventually had the idea of letting it play out (in whatever climactic or anticlimactic way) on here. So, the usual closing--if you (or maybe even someone you know who's vaguely heard the anecdote about the lost contact lens--though who knows how likely that is to be repeated as an anecdote) do somehow manage to find this, I'd be very interested in hearing back from you.

A.

Re: Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24
From: pers-1036236335@craigslist.org

Are you serious? To be honest, that's a relief to me (if it's true), because now I can just dismiss the whole thing.

Do you mind giving me some kind of detail, though--you can phrase it in any way that fits your mood, like "She said that there was some asshole who was wearing..."--so that I can feel sure that this isn't just a joke?

A

***UPDATE - Post Script***
P.S. Re: Re: Uptown A, 8:30 AM: you lost your contact lens & were on your way home - m4w - 24
From: pers-1036236335@craigslist.org

I'd still be interested to have you elaborate a bit; you can even make up some detail if you're not actually telling the truth. (Maybe I even made up some or all of it myself, so I'd be forced to agree with your lie? But maybe you feel sure that this isn't true, in which case...)

NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)

2009-02-19T12:07:00.000-08:00

NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)
Reply to: pers-1040156835@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-18, 2:46PM EST

Our lockers were right near each other by the back sinks. I had just come from the shower and you were undressing getting ready to workout. I am bi married closeted with little experience but hoping that maybe we can play. I have no idea if you are into dudes or not but you are really hot. You were six feet, maybe six two, short brown hair, toned, wearing yellow mesh shorts and grey t-shirt. After you got dressed, you weighed yourself and went to the floor. You down?

Re: NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)

That's my man, asshole.

Re: Re: NYSC 51st Lex 1:30-2PM Feb 18 - m4m - 36 (Midtown East)
From: pers-1040156835@craigslist.org

blow me douchebag!

green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)

2009-02-19T00:05:00.000-08:00

green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)
Reply to: pers-1039309600@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-17, 10:10PM EST

you were shopping.......... C town graham ave bout 6 pm tuesday.......... green jacket black pants. you bought boil ina bag rice... most amazing woman ive ever seen, beautiful blond hair, bright blue-green eyes. if i cant convince you to spend your life with me, how bout coffee? i had on a fishbone tee shirt and a yellow beannie. BE MINE!! please

Re: green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: green jacket at ctown graham - m4w - 35 (williamsburg)
From: pers-1039309600@craigslist.org

you wish asspipe

Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)

2009-02-18T14:46:00.000-08:00

Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)
Reply to: pers-1036310732@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-15, 6:22PM PST

HI. If you see this ad,i hope you do not think i,m weird or a stalker. I offered you my Saturday night and asked you if you got off work,you told me you just visited your brother and of course i got nervous like i usally do and didnt know what to say. Well i,m sure you have someone. But just wanted to say you seem so nice and also very attractive,unlike many women here there so beatifull but the inside is not. Anyway i hope i run into you again. Daniel

Re: Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Asian girl on Wilshire 720 bus Valintines night - m4w - 39 (Wilshire BLVD.)
From: pers-1036310732@craigslist.org

Sure!

Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)

2009-02-18T00:11:00.000-08:00

Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)
Reply to: pers-1039108399@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-17, 7:22PM EST

You were behind me in line at 4:30pm, sending out a book you sold on half.com.. your first! You asked me about the post office since you'd never been there.. we exchanged a couple of words, but I should've asked if you might want to get some coffee or a drink. Maybe I'll see you around the heights, or you can just message me here..

Re: Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: Post office Washington Heights 165 street, sending out a sold book - m4w - 28 (Inwood / Wash Hts)
From: pers-1039108399@craigslist.org

Haha. Even if that's true, why should YOU care? It's not as if I had any idea she had a boyfriend.. and besides, even if she DID then why is she looking at missed connections on craigs list. Or, why are you? In fact, how did you come to find out about my ad, Mr. Know It All ?

p.s. if you are telling the truth, why didn't she simply respond and say haha no thanks i'm seeing someone. seems to be the more mature route to take.

F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))

2009-02-17T19:08:00.000-08:00

F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))
Reply to: pers-1034181311@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-14, 3:24AM EST

You had long jet black hair, an ipod, and a brown purse. You were wearing stonewashed jeans, a jacket, a pink blouse, and pink sneakers. Lovely Asian lady.

You got off the F train at 4th ave/9th St and went downstairs to catch the N train towards Coney Island. You got on at the rear of the train and stood in front of the door across from me, leaning against the handbars facing a Mexican dude listening to loud music on his ipod. You got off the train at 45th St. This took place at 2am Saturday 14th.

I was wearing an olive green jacket, a white shirt underneath, brown pants, navy blue sneakers, and a Mets cap. I wear glasses and had a backpack on me.

I wanted to be more brave and go over and say "hi" but I was afraid I was misreading your moves. Hope to hear from you.

J.

Re: F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: F train to N train (9th St - 4th Ave) - m4w - 25 (Brooklyn (9th St - 4th Ave))
From: pers-1034181311@craigslist.org

Right.

YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w

2009-02-17T13:05:00.000-08:00

YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w
Reply to: pers-1034429151@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-14, 11:17AM EST

GIRL WITH BLONDISH HAIR TAKE G TRAIN TO HOYT SCHEMERHORN IN THE MORNINGS USUALLY GET OFF AT 6:35-6:43 AND YOU WAIT FOR A/C TRAIN AND YOU TAKE THAT TO UTICA AVENUE I BELIEVE YOU ARE A TEACHER YOU SOMETIMES DO CROSSWORD PUZZLE-IF YOU KNOW HER OR IF YOU READ THIS I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY

Re: YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w

That's my girl, asshole.

Re: Re: YOU GET OFF A/C TRAIN ON UTICA AVENUE - m4w
From: pers-1034429151@craigslist.org

send a picture i dont believe you

asian girl w/ blonde streak on 4 train platform around 8pm - m4w - 29 (Union Square)

2009-02-17T00:59:00.000-08:00

asian girl w/ blonde streak on 4 train platform around 8pm - m4w - 29 (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-1032955705@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-13, 9:21AM EST

It was around 8pm last night when I happened to wander by you sitting on the platform for the 4 train at Union Square. You were the asian girl waiting on the bench with a spunky blonde streak, glasses and shiny red shoes.

Ah...you are also gorgeous in a "lets run away on a week long date and change my life" way.

I hope you had a nice night on Lincoln's Birthday!

Re: asian girl w/ blonde streak on 4 train platform around 8pm - m4w - 29 (Union Square)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: asian girl w/ blonde streak on 4 train platform around 8pm - m4w - 29 (Union Square)
From: pers-1032955705@craigslist.org

so is this you calling me to say you ran out of me???

Girl in red at the Grey Dog - m4w (West Village)

2009-02-16T15:35:00.000-08:00

Girl in red at the Grey Dog - m4w (West Village)
Reply to: pers-1033088207@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-13, 11:06AM EST

Sitting with a guy with long fingernails. Hat & a tattoo on your forearm. You're stunningly beautiful. Like a Suicide Girl crossed with Helen of Troy. I wonder if you know just how pretty you are?

Re: Girl in red at the Grey Dog - m4w (West Village)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Girl in red at the Grey Dog - m4w (West Village)
From: pers-1033088207@craigslist.org

lucky you!

Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am to Broadway/Lafayette - m4w - 29 (SoHo)

2009-02-16T10:58:00.000-08:00

Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am to Broadway/Lafayette - m4w - 29 (SoHo)
Reply to: pers-1032982019@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-13, 9:46AM EST

Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am, you were with your friend/co-worker. You had your hair pulled up w/bangs. You were carrying two large shoulder bags, one natural and with brown trim and the only word I could read on it was "Jewish". You had on a dark wash pair of jeans tucked into square toe boots with maybe a tweed, tan mid length jacket. Very well dressed.
Me, not as put together...Brown running jacket with a black hoodie with yellow liner underneath. Hair was messy and a beard. I got off at Broadway/Lafayette stop and looked back once more just for memories. You were looking out the door but probably not at me.
I love New York.

Re: Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am to Broadway/Lafayette - m4w - 29 (SoHo)

That's my girlfriend, asshole.

Re: Re: Crowded F train from Jay St. 9am to Broadway/Lafayette - m4w - 29 (SoHo)
From: pers-1032982019@craigslist.org

http://thatsmygirlasshole.blogspot.com/

blar!