The Past on Blast Podcast

25. Bangarang! The Return of the Past on Blast

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Sun, 21 Feb 2021 23:37:47 +0000

After a four year hiatus our dynamic duo reunite and are up to their usual tricks.

0:47 We’re back!

5:12 Hans Steigl, International News Correspondent

11:00 Luke warm takes on Israel

12:44 Pandemic hobbies

16:21 Groundhogs Day

19:00 Homescapes & Gardenscapes

27:21 Memology

34:21 Beefin’

38:28 I’m Left, You’re Right

48:30 Transracialism

56:30 Year of the ox, Bill Gates, and hygiene theater

59:35 Gongxi Gongxi

1:04:31 The SJW

1:06:38 Children’s Corner

1:17:17 Ti the Viral Video Guy

1:19:44 A Very Special Weekend

1:23:56 The Mahjong Line

1:33:32 Kung Fu Vagina - https://www.instagram.com/p/CKw_VUXnFOL/

1:46:06 Digital blackface on TikTok

1:51:24 Outro

24. Domald Tromp, Single Valentines, & the Scat Man

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Fri, 17 Feb 2017 06:43:08 +0000

We've finally decided to give you a little glimpse at TPoB "After Dark," which essentially means using the podcast equipment to screw around and freestyle or sing gibberish songs.

23. Podcast-iversary

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 11:46:55 +0000

The Past on Blast celebrates our one year anniversary with the usual blend of sophomoric humor, stories, sketches, and oddball guests. Rare outtakes have surfaced from the Stanley Kubrick classic, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and they involve none other than Mr. Al Pacino. Ti interviews up-and-coming country music singer Wyatt Timmelman, who performs a few songs from his new album, We Here (We Made It), in the studio.

22. Minisode

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Fri, 20 Jan 2017 05:27:21 +0000

On this minuscule episode, Ti and Patrick give you a brief but wonderful look at the behind the scenes nonsense that occurs every other week. There's singing, casual Doug impressions, and one lone man in the depths of interstellar cyberspace.

21. Picks 'n' Plops for 2017

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Thu, 05 Jan 2017 16:31:48 +0000

We are kicking the year off rizzight with a blazing-hot episode. After a bit of a holiday wrap-up sesh, Ti and Patrick talk to a few guests, and predict what is in store for the new year.

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20. I'm Dreaming of an Alt-Right Christmas: TPoB Holiday Extravaganza!

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Thu, 22 Dec 2016 08:23:30 +0000

We hope you've all been good this year, but we've got an extra-special episode for youz either way!

Celebrity guests including Cher, President-elect Trump, and Bernie Sanders stop by! Jim Bob the Crippled Christmas Elf raps about what really goes on at the North Pole during the off-season! Ti's hugging is finally discussed, and oh so much more...

19. Dog Names, German Scheisse, & Brojobs

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 07 Dec 2016 16:31:59 +0000

It's back to basics this episode, as Ti & Patrick are reunited after a couple of episodes! We open up to a nice discussion of Chinese language and Patrick's kids being lil' rascals, followed some interesting fetishes uncovered on the Internet. Hans Stiegl, our International News Correspondent, sits down for our new "Yesterday's News Today" segment, we talk about moderate to severe Crohn's disease, sing about Bon Jovi's untold story, and wrap up with a conversation about brojobs.

18. The Results Are In

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Fri, 18 Nov 2016 11:07:00 +0000

A serious, solo episode covering an assessment of the Presidential Election, why Trump won, and my thoughts and feelings over the past week.

2.3 Little Giants & Looking Fear in the Face

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Fri, 11 Nov 2016 08:34:54 +0000

Special guest co-host Andrew Gibson calls in to talk about laying the smackdown on cancer, the 1994 family comedy "Little Giants," and public bathroom etiquette.

16. Fifty Percent of All Parachuting Involves the Anus

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Mon, 31 Oct 2016 10:03:00 +0000

We hope that you're not vegetarian, because we've got a surplus of beef this week!

After a serious discussion about professional responsibility and journalistic integrity in the age of click bait sensationalism, we seamlessly transition into kratom, sex noises, cyclists, and feminist catcalling. Ti wraps up with a beautiful a cappella rendition of Toby Keith's smash hit "Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue (The Angry American)."

Episode 15: Emilio & The 2Pacalypse

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Fri, 21 Oct 2016 07:39:18 +0000

The Mighty Duck Man himself, Ti's Uncle Emilio, joins us for a talk about being a model in the 80's. Then the guys talk about the 2Pacalypse. After two episodes of nostalgic nonsense, Patrick and Ti have decided to revert to their usual wont of freeform comedic ramblings.

Episode 2.2: Hocus Pocus

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 13:16:22 +0000

October kicks off with a look back at the 1993 Disney movie "Hocus Pocus." We discuss the cast and crew, the film's release, reviews, and whether or not this movie should be added to your Halloween watchlist.

Perennial TPoB hater (and Ti's wife) Jessie reluctantly joins the podcast for this 'sode. Whether or not you are a fan of the movie, we've got plenty o' tasty morsels for ya!

Episode 2.1: Doug Bags a Neematoad

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Fri, 23 Sep 2016 10:13:00 +0000

On the brand new The Past on Blast, we revisit Nickelodeon's Doug! Everyone still remembers the theme song, but do Doug, Skeeter, Patti, and the gang stand the test of time?! Is it worth rewatching? Does rule 34 apply? All this and sooo much more as TPoB begins their never-ending quest to explore the music, movies, and TV shows of your youth.

Episode 12: Double Arigato, Mr. Roboto

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Fri, 02 Sep 2016 13:48:00 +0000

After an extended summer break, TPoB is back! Things are discussed! Find out about The Secret, the Vedder voice, Ti's infatuation with telescopes, and oh-so much more...

Episode 11: Frank Cachillo Returns (The Woeful Ballad of "Needle Nose" Ned & Rocky Raccoon)

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 08 Jun 2016 08:22:34 +0000

TPoB's Patent Liaison, Frank Cachillo, returns in corporeal form to join in the telling of the woeful ballad of (Bing!) "Needle Nose" Ned "The Head" Ryerson and Rocky Balboa/Raccoon A.K.A. Dwayne "The Rock Johnson.

Episode 10: Caprica Season 2

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 25 May 2016 17:14:19 +0000

In a somewhat highbrow episode, the guys celebrate a belated Mother's Day, debate the nonreligious merits of The Bible, and discuss the singularity.

Episode 9: Here's One For Ya!

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Fri, 13 May 2016 07:27:05 +0000

Things start off pretty Canadian for the first few minutes before the recording session is abruptly postponed. Plus(!), in a move that some (Republicans) are already labeling as 'forced diversity,' Ti's buddy Elmo has the prestige of becoming TPoB's preliminary Black guest!

Episode 8: Blues Run The Game

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Fri, 06 May 2016 08:09:52 +0000

In the most low-key episode to date, Patrick recounts his recent car accident, and tales of middle school heartbreak are told. Ti learns about PMVs.

Episode 7: A Goblet Filled with Oil – Good for Mom & Baby Girl

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 13 Apr 2016 19:32:52 +0000

The gang is all here! Ti makes his return, the SJW is back, and introducing Mikey Angelo, a new friend of TPoB! Lifehacks, protips, and apocalyptic advice galore!

Episode 6: Frank Cachillo

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 06 Apr 2016 08:50:50 +0000

The Past on Blast's resident patent expert and porn aficionado, Frank Cachillo, calls up Patrick for a chat. Recorded in a closet.

Episode 5: Nana Will LOVE These Chachkies!

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 30 Mar 2016 08:50:04 +0000

Patrick is planning some changes, Ti is unimpressed, and TPoBPC now has corporate sponsorship! One of the fellas reveals a shameful tale, and aliens attack on this week's apocalypse. It's a doozy!

Episode 4: The Closer You Are to Danger...

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 16 Mar 2016 08:53:36 +0000

The guys discuss lucid dreams, the "one leg in, one leg out" strategy, and founding a religion before lightening the conversation with the Jack Off Hour. In a strange turn of events, the duo maintain relative sobriety and are able to discuss the zombie apocalypse with surprising clarity. Patrick and Ti are joined by Jon, TPoB's resident aeronautical expert.

"Disco con Tutti" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Episode 3: Hashtag Epic Mindblow

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 02 Mar 2016 06:34:02 +0000

Patrick rants, tells some stories, and interrupts the recurring fictional character "Jacobe." Ti does his darndest to keep things on track, and gets real scientific on dat ass. It's amazing.

"Disco con Tutti" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Jimmy Ching : Dragon King!" Matt Oakley
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Episode 2: Enter the SJW, Dino Porn Revisited, and the Jesus Apocalypse

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 17 Feb 2016 04:25:23 +0000

On this thrilling installment of TPoBP: New technology is introduced! New characters revealed! and... New embarrassing tales of boyhood self-exploration!

TPoBP-3D: Now with 130% more attempts at discussing the rapture!

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"Disco con Tutti" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Episode 1: Dino Porn, Danny Wegman, and the Duel

patrick@thepastonblast.com (The Past on Blast) — Wed, 03 Feb 2016 16:55:00 +0000

On the first edition of The Past on Blast Podcast, Patrick tells Ti about dinosaur porn, rule 34 porn in general, and proceeds to confess that he used to pleasure himself to his own drawings as young lad. Patrick also airs some of his (highly current) hip-hop beefs.

Not one to be outdone, Ti talks about meeting Danny Wegman, and the billionaire grocer's extracurricular activities.

The episode concludes with a little theatre of the mind as the co-hosts perform a dramatic reenactment of the infamous Burr-Hamilton duel. A chronicle of this political feud (interpreted as a twitter beef) will be available in the next couple days at www.ThePastonBlast.com/blog.

Enjoy and subscribe!

"Disco con Tutti" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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