The 100% unofficial blog of the Indian Prime Minister

Plenty of action pending within the box

2013-04-22T10:02:00.002+05:30

I have suggested that we should think out of the box to control brutality against women. Some believe, that there is plenty of action still possible within the box. Action? What does that mean?

Plenty of tools in the box eh? Need to Act to use them no?

Jasubhai Jewelers v/s DeBeers

2013-04-21T19:45:00.001+05:30

CBI has indicated that they have located a Jasubhai Jewelers near Mansi Circle near Vastrapur, Ahmedabad. We have let a battalion of spies loose on the premise to find out if NaMo can claim that they compete with DeBeers.

Biharis are not Hindus

2013-04-21T10:23:00.001+05:30

Sena says that Modi's decision to recommend death penalty for Maya Kodnani is an attack on Hindus. They have higher expectations from Narendrabhai. They want him to protect all Hindus, including Sindhis from Naroda Patiya.

Bhaiyya's from UP and Bihar living in Mumbai are not Hindus as per Udhavsaheb.

The new definition of Shiv Sean Hindus excludes Nitish Kumar

Truth v/s Hype

2012-12-16T12:39:00.002+05:30

A couple of good ways to bring news from Gujarat.

First step - Speak no good, see no good and hear no good...

Second step get the right people to present their cases...

And finally get a editor who has had experience in the best news editing school in the world...

KG teachers in India surprised..

2012-12-15T19:21:00.002+05:30

KG teachers in India are surprised at the rights the American teachers have...amazing na? you can actually have a gun like this of your own..we have to manage with Gabbar Singh...sigh...

Same stuff used by Hafiz Muhammad Saeed says Rehmanbhai.

Meanwhile...I am meeting Rehman Malik after he discusses all he wants to discuss with me with Barkha..

Malnutrition debate in Gujarat

2012-12-12T12:45:00.002+05:30

The question is what caused the malnutrition in Gujarat

Was it the fafda jalebi?

Or was it the breakfast of Khakhra?

National debate between Keshubhai and NaMo is being arranged by Sagarika Ghose. What is causing the Gujarati's to be thin and sexy as they always wanted to be?

Reviewing...from 2012 backwards...

2012-12-05T23:30:00.001+05:30

Pehchan Kaun?

Who is pushing for reforms?

2012-09-29T22:18:00.003+05:30

No No...Look who is pushing for reforms...

The second awakening

2012-09-27T01:39:00.000+05:30

After years of beauty sleep...I am now going to wake up and roar like a Tiger...even though I am someones poodle...

The communists, Didi and Pranabda all have similar economic policies....

Who covered Mohan Bhagwat

2012-08-11T00:06:00.000+05:30

Mohan Bhagwat addressed 30 odd international journalist in New Delhi. A look at who reported it and what part! Goes to show who is on my side! NDTV and Hindustan Times of course are on my side....I am so glad we have secular TV channels which drive the opinion when someone may have made a slip by saying that Nitish was ahead of the Modi.

Fringe elements and margins.

2012-08-03T22:17:00.001+05:30

The transition of Team Anna to a fringe group is complete. They will be present on the periphery, border, outlines and mostly in no man's land for a sometime...till a few join the BJP, a few go back to the RSS and the balance return home in front of their television sets.

The more technologically aligned will be on the fringes of an Ipad.

Meanwhile, I am going to meet ZardariG in Iran. I like this idea. Meeting a NATO partner at meeting of a meet of Non Aligned Nations in a country like Iran....a day of fringes and margins eh?

Damaging the Sardar brand

2012-08-01T22:29:00.001+05:30

I hope my behavior as the Secular Saradarji Economist Prime Minister is not damaging the brand SARDAR.....no I am a brave and strong Sardar. Did I not follow Madam's instruction and kept Pawar out?

Shinde @home without power

2012-07-31T23:37:00.001+05:30

And this a first attempt to blog from my cellphone. Rajdeep Sirdesai is all praises for me, says Shinde has home without power.

Meanwhile meet a person who can be in power with only support from the janta.

Ease of being eased out of SP

2012-07-31T01:35:00.002+05:30

The Art and Science of being eased out of SP - Just step out of line with Netaji

NaMo Interview- Audio Tape

2012-07-28T00:58:00.000+05:30

Zardari Invites me.

2012-07-27T22:33:00.002+05:30

I have been formally invited by President Zardari to visit my ancestral home in Pakistan. Visiting Pakistan is always difficult proposition for Indians. They want you to report to a local police station on arrival. You cannot travel to any place except the city for which you have been issued the visa and I do not think my ancestral home has a proper hotel with running water. Worst is that you might just land up calling someone secular...and folks back home would be watching...

And I may loose my standing as a secular person by calling someone secular...

Meanwhile, I am off to Assam. There is a property dispute there which is leading to ethnic riots. Some of the right wing fanatics are misleading the nation by using the M-word. The M word cannot be used is secular India.na na na...

Bhai bhai - bhai bhen - bhen-bhen

2012-07-26T22:25:00.001+05:30

We call communal riots in Congress ruled states as property disputes. If it gets worst we will call it the Muslim reactions to anger over Gujarat riots.

I googled "hindu muslim bhai bhai" for answers. I rely on Google for many things like you do. It usually provides accurate answers. One of the results of my search was this image...wonder why...

I do know it is bhai-bhai, bhai-bhen or bhen-bhen...all this bhai and bhen suffixes apply in Gujarat only.

Ri Sol-ju

2012-07-25T22:51:00.006+05:30

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is married and his wife is Ri Sol-ju. I, as the Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minster need to find out how this will impact us, as a nation, as a secular nation. Meanwhile Chidu is taking care of the issued in Assam and Madamji is taking care of Sharad Bhau.

...and I will focus my silence on critical issues.

Raja

2012-07-25T00:23:00.000+05:30

CBI is right. My meetings with Raja were very misguiding from the start. I thought I was giving an appointment to Digi Raja and the other Raja showed up. I used to have all the papers for Rahul development plan in front of me and this guy wanted to discuss telecom.

This Raja....on a Raja...

Impact of the Bal

2012-07-23T20:40:00.001+05:30

Paid floral tribute to one of the earliest proponents of Swaraj (The non-Shushmaji type). Its his birthday today. This Bal made a difference in the way we did things in the Congress..ahem...and so did this Bal...

Sharad also depends a lot on this Bal to twist my arm.

Setting the direction today...

2012-07-22T19:35:00.002+05:30

Looks a bit like Sahrad Pawar in his new hat and may behave like Fakhruddin Ali Ahmed. He is headed for for a place where sycophancy does not matter but still will.

And this aspiring PM is headed for Japan on a sales call and the nation may have failed to recognize him a few years ago eh?

As a Secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister who is headed for retirement, I am going to bed.

Installing Change in India

2012-05-30T22:14:00.004+05:30

Reserved

2012-05-29T23:58:00.001+05:30

Reserved?

Russian Barter

2012-05-24T00:52:00.001+05:30

We too can try the Russian Barter

The only difference is that I become the President of India and the President of the Congress become the Prime Minister. But she is afraid, that is the honest truth we cannot reveal.

She even invited the cyclewalas who beat the elephant to the UPA II bash. These cyclewala's are more or less thugs. Infact more thugs than thugs.

Speaking of thugs Narendrabhai Modi is busy handling a thug in his cabinet. How he is representing the Koli community in Gujarat after as their Bhai is difficult to understand as he was the bhai of Andheri (east) for most of his life.

Just in case you want to know what he looks like...

Parshottambhai Odhavjibhai Solanki

Gandhi III

2012-05-23T00:19:00.000+05:30

We are interested in is Gandhi - III. Writing anything about UPA II is too boring for a satirist.

GANDHI III

As a secular Sardarji Economist Prime Minister here is my wish poem for the coming year...

Some brains for Mamta,

A FIR for Modi

A scam for Anna

A sore throat for Aranb

A sprain for Ramdev

A conviction for Amma

A noble award for Barkha

FDI from countries other than Mauritius

Discovery of crude oil in places other than Gujarat

A daily smile from Madam

A respectful mention from Obama in the important forums

No more explosions of any type

Elections only when we have all vote banks on our side

Jai Hind.