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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #200

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:27:14 +0000

The exciting conclusion of... THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS! Abe has a conversation with Mary Todd about how their 200 episode stint has made human civilization over into a kind of utopia. How the old boss is same as the new boss and how to smash our jailer society with three easy-to-remember daily tasks. Thank you all for your time and your attention, Your friend, Abraham Lincoln

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #199

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:54:18 +0000

Abe talks to, about and from Iran.

The "Neda video," torture, and the truth-revealing power of images

Nokia helps Iran spy

Internet Surveillance and Iran

How the Internet helps Iran silence activists.

Iran Uprising - Live Blog

5 reasons we must support Iran

Whistleblower outs AT&T spy room

Noted Obama admirer lambasts him on civil liberties, secrecy

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #198

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:32:52 +0000

Abe talks Swine Flu, Biden's Blank Check, and Obama's stray plane.

VP promises blank check to entertainment cartel.

Airforce one plays chicken in NYC

Airforce flyover scare

Swine Flu Q&A

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #197

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:03:11 +0000

Links forthcoming..

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #196

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:52:00 +0000

Abe talks about Obama's no-good, very-bad week: dismissing the online community who put him in office as potheads, failing to keep his DEA promises, and siding with the RIAA over damages of 150,000 per stolen MP3.

Obama sides with RIAA

Obama called you a pot-head.

776 of 800 Gitmo prisoners are innocent.

Obama says he'll end DEA raids on medical marijuana, permits them to continue.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #195

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:20:56 +0000

Abe wonders about our obligation to booster Obama.

Partial list of corporate lickspittles who are allowed to know what's in the secret copyright treaty the Obama administration claims is a matter of "national security"

90% Solution to AIG

Die Diebold Die

Aussie Gove censors Wikileaks

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #194

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:22:38 +0000

Abe says "stop the drug war," then sheepishly appends "...please." Marijuana is the new Obama.

U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to states

Drug Czar to push treatment.

The Economist: the "least bad" way to deal with drug problem is to legalize them

Salon interview with Ammniano about his legislation to legalize grass in California.

Drug-Legalizing Cop Wins Back His Free Speech Rights

Derek Copp is name of Grand Valley student shot, injured by police during marijuana raid

Iowa Senator Seeks To Legalize Medical Marijuana

Medical Marijuana Passes House Civil Justice Committee Without Dissent

Illinois Medical Marijuana Bill Passes House Committee

Poll: Connecticut should legalize small amounts of marijuana

Penn Jillette Says: Legalize Marijuana

Stop Bill C-15: Say No To Mandatory Jail Terms For Marijuana

BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #193

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:29:48 +0000

Abe laughs a little about the Republican leadership, roasts Rush and explains what it means to be "da man." Also Anthrax attacks.

Glen Greenwald: Remembering the Anthrax Attacks

Obama's secret Russia letter.

You be da man.

Steele apologizes to Rush

Salon interview with Ammniano about his legislation to legalize grass in California.

Exquisite Daily Show pounding of CNBC: financial fools

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #192

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:21:57 +0000

Abe recaps Obama's speech to congress and notes two interesting departures from "change." Also - tirades and apologies on marijuana law, sentiment and progress in a reefer-mad week.

Is Gitmo worse under Obama?

Obama increases military budget.

What Obama said to congress.

US yields marijuana jurisdiction to the states.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #191

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:17:09 +0000

Abe repeats himself on the subject of marijuana law, Obama's new drug czar and some possible rationales for Obama backing Bush's creepy executive claims.

Putting marijuana in perspective.

Our role models and their bongs.

Obama Backs Off a Reversal on Secrets

Updated on "sunlight before signing."

Vatican accepts Darwinism

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #190

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:20:20 +0000

Abe talks about Michael Phelps, George Obama and other less telegenic vicitms of the drug war. Also Obama made a swear, executive salary caps and the problem of prosecuting AND defending the architects of torture.

When the Washington Post makes a plea in defense of pot you know you've become mainstream.

Pot charges against George Obama dropped.

Obama is tired of your mother fucking shit.

72% want Obama to keep campaign promise to end DEA raids on pot growers.

Obama caps bailout executive's salary.

Obama's Prisoner Dilemma: Reject Torture, Defend Torturers

Source of NYC Syrup Smell Found

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #188

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:33:14 +0000

Abe wishes Obama a sterling inauguration day - may it augur 8 long years of recovery for a new and better America. Also Abe critiques Obama's pre-inauguration appointments and discusses what Obama's choice of surgeon general means for marijuana.

Clueless hack for transportation czar.

Monsanto shill for agriculture czar.

What the next surgeon general doesn't know about marijuana

Legalizing marijuana the number one issue for Americans

And, sadly, Obama defends telecom spying immunity.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #187

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:27:50 +0000

Abe rejoices for America's recent victory.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #185

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:10:33 +0000

Mary Todd Lincoln joins Abraham Lincoln via phone for the down and dirty on the impending US election.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #184

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:13:12 +0000

Abe has some advice for Ron "Hollywood" Howard. (Links to follow)

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #183

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:27:15 +0000

Abe recaps Obama's Wednesday debate, Thursday's roasted McCain (and his girl Friday.) Also - Obama's iPhone app VS McCain's promotional wax cylinder which "sorta doubles as a candle."

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Obama roasts McCain at Al Smith dinner.

Al-Jazeera Exposes SHOCKING Racism At Sarah Palin Rally in Ohio

Now AIG executives spend $86,000 on hunting trip.

McCain's "Deer in the headlights / Lt. Cmdr Data" moment.

Tips for new paupers.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #182

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:07:12 +0000

Abe preaches only to the converted, badmouthing John McCain to any Internet-saavy and likely left-leaning liberals who will listen. The Elitest-est!

John McCain's - "MY FELLOW PRISONERS" as free, downloadable iPhone ringtone.

Video of John McCain addressing America as "My Fellow Prisoners."

Reminding you that our electronic voting machines are STILL broken and will be fixed only once the election is.

John McCain's Racist Remarks

The Great Glen Greenwald reassures that active duty military for declaring martial law not anything to worry about.

President Bush listens to your phone sex.

Incredibly dark comic - "The Last American Job."

In 2007 Bush claimed power to cancel elections in times of economic crisis.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #181

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:50:16 +0000

Abe watches the bailout bill which includes sexy new "undercover" powers for the IRS: The name is Bond. JUNK Bond.

Palin says Obama palling around with terrorists.

McCain Urges Bush To Spend $1 Trillion On Bailout -- Without Congressional Approval

Is the Bush administration making the bailout another Overton window?

Bailout bill now includes undercover IRS agents.

US House threatened with Martial Law if Bailout not passed.

How to stop a facist shift.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #180

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:10:50 +0000

Abe knows Senate only approved $700 billion bailout with now famous "39-cent excise tax for children's wooden practice arrows" exemption hoping "message arrows" might reverse "socialist" trend of breast cancer awareness stamps. Abe also feels that Sarah Palin is the victim of "Gotcha Journalism" but knows that before Sarah Palin we just called it "Journalism."

The House limits constituent emails.

McCain Urges Bush To Spend $1 Trillion On Bailout -- Without Congressional Approval

Homer tries to vote for Obama.

Bloomberg wants forbidden 3rd term.

The League of Extraordinary Women Voters

Watch the full Biden/Palin debates online.

Army CCMRF to "help" with "civil unrest."

Harry Shearer's magnificent podcast "Le Show."

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #179

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:47:16 +0000

Abe votes to bailout "good" and votes no on "evil." Or was it the reverse?

Palin claims Dinosaurs and humans coexisted.

Iran's talk of destroying Israel must not get lost in translation.

The "wipe Israel off the map" hoax - another advertisement for war.

Palin: Foreign Affairs is good versus evil.

McCain: A tie? Means I win.

ProMcCain and the 28 million Terror scaremongering DVDs.

Bailout 90% suck.

Muslim children gassed in OHIO mosque.

5 reasons to vote against Paulson's $700 billion bailout.

Muslim children gassed in OHIO mosque.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #178

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:07:08 +0000

Abe debates the debates, urges McCain to "scroll down" and chats up Amy Goodman about Martial Law.

Googling "Posse Comitatus"

Amy Goodman announces martial law Oct 1?

ArmyTimes.com confirms troop movement onto US soil.

McCain still campaigning despite debate dodge.

Palin takes gifts.

Sarah Silverman's uproarious Obama commercial - The Great Schlep

Couric obliterates Palin. Must see video.

Rushkoff's exceptional "Print Your Own Money."

Subprime Mortgage Primer IN COMIC FORM!

Ron Paul Questions Chairman Bernanke on Bailout Plan

Kucinich's Bailout Plan

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #177

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:59:49 +0000

Abe leaks Palin's tears talking about email, privacy, surveillance and the role of technology in the upcoming battle for control of the remote.

Palin hides emails like Bush Whitehouse.

But whatever for, Palin?

And anyway - isn't that pretty insecure?

Bill O'Reilly thinks first amendment is to blame.

O'Reilly bloviates: Don't we have privacy anymore?! The Government should DO something!

Meanwhile Pirate Party raided for leaking documents about government spying...

Lessig on i9/11 and iPatriot Act.

Pentagon simulates World of Warcraft terrorism plot.

Lieberman incites same. YouTube and Terrorists.

Leaked interrogation video Lieberman wished to prevent: You have 3 minutes to live.

EFF to sue Bush, Cheney if not AT&T

Donate to EFF

MIT Free Classes - "How to Stage a Revolution."

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #176

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:50:13 +0000

Abe's all moved in to his new secret headquarters - and has a confession to make...

Fey & Pohler utterly killing as Palin & Clinton on SNL.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #175

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:05:00 +0000

Having solved all political problems once and for all, Abe decides to treat himself to a hiatus. FISA, Bush, Obama, Kucinich and the rest - take a rest...

Are musicians owed royalties for performance of their music in torture chambers?

My Pet Goatse

Karl Rove's contempt of everything.

EFF & ACLU sue over warrentless wiretapping immunity.

Obama's support for warrentless wiretapping.

Kucinich continues to push for impeachment.

George W. Bush (technically) a felon. Also - in the other ways.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #174

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:34:26 +0000

Abe is BACK from his travels and once again ready to do his part. Learn of the Internet-less back country and the things he saw there. Also FISA,(Faux)Bama, and asking if anyone has noticed that the US Gov is apparently corrupt and terrible?

Glen Greenwald talks about FISA sensibly.

Betrayed by Obama

7 in 100 laptops seized by US Govt.

How to protect your data better than you protected your fourth amendment rights. SNAP!

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #173

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:08:57 +0000

Abe bows to recently deceased George Carlin, talks about telecom immunity and Obama - and what we can do to fix it, corporate ownership the rich versus the poor and Fox threatening America on behalf of Bush...
Now on hiatus for a couple of weeks while Abe travels the country looking for his Bill of Rights.

House gives immunity to telecoms, OKs unconstitutional spying.

Help MoveOn.org make Obama keep his promise to filibuster...

Obama silent on giving Bush more spying powers.

Fox News: Pick Obama if you want Bush to bomb Iran.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #172

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:36:16 +0000

Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet.

Stop the spying.

And put congress on notice! It's a call not a petition but I did it and so can you!

Obama silent on giving Bush more spying powers.

WOW - it really *was* about the oil. - At least for the oil barons.

U.S. hid torture detainees from Red Cross. Not MY U.S. Not YOUR U.S., THEIR U.S.

NYT aids AP in suing bloggers...

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #171

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:21:51 +0000

Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet.

McCain : habeas corpus a privilege not a right.

Petition: Wiretapping - Impeachment not Immunity

Threats to the Nets - big three metering Internet Traffic

What YOU can do about metered Internet traffic

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #170

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:58:37 +0000

Abe gives a shout-out to Kucinich, makes sure Pelosi gets home safely, and uses some terrible, terrible words - but only in quoting McCain...

Kucinich impeachment sets groundwork for future Bush war crimes tribunal.

Can Pelosi take impeachment 'off the table?'

McCain: 'Bringing troops home not too important.'

McCain can't Google.

John McCain and the no good, very bad swears.

Supreme Court says Gitmo detainees 'people too.'

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #169

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:14:54 +0000

Abe analyzes Hillary's concession speaks, reminds you just how "bendy" McCains straight talk is, and lets you in on Bush's plan for his senior year prank.

Hillary suspends campaign & endorses Obama

McCain believes warrantless wiretapping is constitutional.

If Obama wins - Bush will attack Iran in November. If McCain wins, Bush will also attack Iran in November but doesn't have to "finish the job."

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #168

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:10:49 +0000

Abe recommends a ripping tome for all lovers of the freedom, pans the Pentagons peace-nik "pain-o-lator," and scrubs the week clean of presidential happenstance and serves you the muck on a silver platter.

DOWNLOAD "Little Brother" a young adult novel by Cory Doctorow

BUY a physical copy of "Little Brother" a smart, provocative young adult novel for freedom loving individuals by Cory Doctorow

DONATE a copy of "Little Brother" (a police-state-smashing yarn by Cory Doctorow) to a friendly school librarian.

Video of Pentagon testing "pain gun" on mock American peace protesters carrying signs saying "Peace not War," "World Peace," and "Vote Ron Paul."

Video of peaceful protesters stopping police provocateurs from starting a riot at the Stop the SPP protests in Montebello Quebec.

Obama ends lobbyist contributions to the Democratic party!

McCain squirts hot bottled water on babies.

John McCain doesn't release information on his investments - er, dis-investments...

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #167

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:44:49 +0000

Abe mostly teases Clinton, and her deluded, awful supporters - but also McCain and his deluded, awful racism.

Clinton supporters threaten to vote for McCain (out of spite.)

FireDogLake video of Clinton Supporter heard in the show.

Eating a reuben amongst Clinton supporters.

Clinton says no nominee on Tuesday.

The math behind Clinton's 'popular vote.'

US holds detainees at sea on "Terror Ships."

McCain and the "Gooks."

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #166

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:32:39 +0000

Abe finally gets around to talking about celebrities, and hits Hillary up for her idle daydreams of bloody murder...

Dead troops remembered by president who had them killed.

Halliburton charged with selling nuclear secrets to Iran.

George Bush outed Valerie Plame.

Obama: Gimme 100 days in office and I'll give you back your constitution.

Rupert Murdoch says Obama will win.

We could have colonized Mars with the money we spent on Iraq.

AssassainGate.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #165

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:26:38 +0000

Abe talks Scientology... plus "Main Core" in the main stream OR "Why can't Arianna read (between the lines?)" There are 8 Million reasons to listen....

The government has a list of 8 million American to be incarcerated in martial law.

Daily Kos: Are YOU one of the 8 million targeted for roundup?

Think Progress: 8 Million "potential suspects."

Learn about the empty Halliburton concentration camps in America San Francisco Chronicle: Concentration camps in the US

Google Maps - find YOUR closest FEMA detention center.

Next ANONYMOUS Scientology protest June 14th

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #164

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 19 May 2008 13:02:06 +0000

Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers.

Did you ever check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat!

House Republicans collapse on Iraq... kinda.

McCain's YouTube problem. A must see...

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #163

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:04:27 +0000

Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers.

Check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat!

Bush compares Obama to Nazi appeasers.

Bush kinda gives up golf out of kinda sympathy for the war dead.

Bush blocks testing for Mad Cow disease.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #162

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 12 May 2008 13:36:26 +0000

Abe waxes philosophic about the clips of the week, piracy and the nature of participatory culture...

Now the RIAA can take your stuff.

A young Bill O'Reily acts like a baby Bill O'Reily.

More than 25% of US House and Senate have war profit investments.

Subliminal McCain in Fox 5 News logo.

Comedy: Hillary practices hand gestures.

SNL Hillary Clinton Spoof 5-10-08: gone from YouTube but still Googleable.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #161

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:20:02 +0000

Abe talks about the election results, Obama looks to be the nominee, the trouble with Clinton and Rush Limbaugh's funny voice.

Obama/Clinton '08

Limbaugh "endorses" Obama.

Clinton writes letter to Obama to re-re-recontest Michegan, Florida...

Hillary is done say media overlords.

Obama and paying back Clinton's campaign debt.

House passes bill that lets RIAA take your house.

Myanmar with 100,000 dead refuses US aid.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #160

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 05 May 2008 12:54:42 +0000

Abe celebrates cinco de mayo with warrentless laptop searches and hospital bombings. Also drinking margaritas through a taquito straw...

Feds can take your data at the border.

EFF: Feds can't take my data at the border!

How to protect your data at the border.

Crypto those kleptos - how to encrypt your data!

US air strike on Baghdad hospital

Tell Me Again Why "Conspiracy Theory" is a Dirty Label

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #159

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:37:42 +0000

Abe delights in some talk of (hush) CONSPIRACY! Conspiracy does not and cannot exist (flashes Masonic hand signal) so stop looking for it!

Iran ends oil transactions in US dollars speeding the inevitable.

War protest halts west coast shipping.

DC Madam commits apparent suicide in crocodile attack.

UN official calls for investigation of Neocon role in 9/11

Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Powell, Tenet, Rice, and Yoo Have All Committed War Crimes Punishable by Life in Prison, Death Or Impeachment

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #158

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:31:13 +0000

Abe comforts you with the ultimate message of hope: Relax - It's all fake.

All 3 presidential contenders appear on popular wrestling program.

Hillary says she would "totally obliterate Iran."

Barack Obama appears on Fox News Sunday. Wastes time. Weakens strength of "his word."

McCain a monumental dipshit.

Helen Thomas confronts White House on torture - White House denies and lies..

Let's send Helen Thomas some flowers.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #157

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:38:38 +0000

Abe calls out the New York Times for it's failure to truly be "the liberal media."

NYT disseminates and perpetuates government propaganda as real news.

NYT conspicuously silent on Bush admission of torture go-ahead.

NYT knew about warrentless wiretapping before 2004 election.

Bush and torture - Vanity Fair pwns NYT.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #156

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:23:19 +0000

Abe talks about the ABCDebate, Ben Stein's Expelled, and Obama's one problem.

Obama would 'review' Bush crimes...

Obama thinks impeachment should be reserved for serious crimes.

ABC D-ebate gets an 'F'

Debate straight from the mouth of Fox's Sean Hannity.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #155

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:07:01 +0000

Abe talks about the ABC's of Torture and what to do about it...

Call your rep about HR 5306 for paper ballots...

National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee

War tax resistor's letters to the IRS...

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #154

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:21:36 +0000

Abe talks about news with the "main-stream media" and helpfully corrects their internal contradictions.

TIME: Has McCain flip-flopped on torture?!?! ABE: Yes. TIME: NO! Wait, what?

ABC: Cheney knew about about TORTURE - but but Bush didn't.

Obama: I'd hire Gore.

China: Buddhism is the darkest slavery in human history. Oh - and we're always going to be oppressive and murderous communists no matter teh popular vote.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #150

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:17:17 +0000

Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #150

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:23:34 +0000

Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #153

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:54:53 +0000

Abe wants YOO! Discussion of the John Yoo legal argument for why George Bush should be able to crush a child's testicles.

John Yoo's war crimes...

Bush claims legal right to torture children.

Torture Memo: Constitution doesn't apply...

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #152

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:11:58 +0000

Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey.

The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice.

Amy Goodman gives Obama what-for.

Clinton tax returns?

Mukasey's tearful lies...

Mukasey: piracy funds terrorism... somehow.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #152

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:31:14 +0000

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #151

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:23:57 +0000

Abe joins Cheney and Clinton for a night of legitimate theatre...

Cheney: They Volunteered

Cheney: So?

Chart showing relative national debt by administration. You'll like this...

I thought I was running from bullet fire when actually I was meeting a little Bosnian girl because I was sleep deprived.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #149

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:45:26 +0000

Abe drinks deeply of the pleasures of moral turpitude and joins the firing squad sniping Hillary's "Sniper Fire."

Hillary's campaign-ending lie.

British author barred entrance from us for 'moral turpitude.'

I'm in UR quagmire, stealing UR justifications 4 war.

CIA issued visas to 9/11 hijackers.

Rachel Kramer Bussel hosts the NYC 'In The Flesh' erotic reading series mentioned in today's podcast. Spanking. Domination. Dandy. A big shout out to Rachel's likely google alert for all of these keywords.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #148

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:36:32 +0000

Abe talks about Bush and Cheney's dog & pony - Obama's speech and McCains gaffe....

Can we boycott just the glow-bracelet concessions at the Beijing Olympics?

Blackwater's Global Ambitions

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

Time magazine invents facts to claim that Americans support Bush's domestic spying abuses.

DRM trumps "USA."

McCain doesn't know who Bush is fighting in Iraq

'War critics can no longer credibly claim we're losing in Iraq...'

Cheney salutes the troops with his fist

Seattle bans sale of bottled water.

Peace Sign turns 50

McCain loves Lieberman. Lieberman thinks VP still might be do-able.

Obama's speech on race.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #147

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:04:02 +0000

Abe recaps the week in Bush...

Why Bush should stand trial for capital crimes.

Bush casts his disgust for you into song...

Bush 'envies' the soldiers.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #146

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:49:38 +0000

Abe tells Spitzer "bros before ho's" and asks Fallon if he can have his senior moments in the belly of a tank.

Cheney excuse to attack Iran leaked...

Bush casts his disgust for you into song...

What do Iraq, Venezuela & Iran have in common?

Ten reasons to impeach Bush & Cheney...

One Fallon that doesn't dissapoint.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #145

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:07:15 +0000

Abe brings you up to speed on the presidential dope and announces a sympathy strike with the ILWU who's shutting down the West Coast unless we bring our troops home...

Workers Strikes Against the War! ILWU to Shut Down West Coast Ports May 1 Demanding End to War in Iraq, Afghanistan

Obama wins Wyoming

Obama wins Texas? OBAMA WINS TEXAS!

Clinton endorses McCain

Rove endorses Clinton

Voting machines tested in secret.

Bush insists on Waterboarding.

Wyoming doesn't matter?

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #144

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:28:02 +0000

Abe dishes the dirt with his first-ever HOLLYWOOD EDITION - Natalie Portman, Marion Cotilliard and THE WIRE...

'If asked to serve on a jury deliberating a violation of state or federal drug laws, we will vote to acquit, regardless of the evidence presented.'

Terror watch list surpasses 900,000 names.

Obama memo on Hillary tax returns...

Natalie Portman on Hillary Clinton

Larry David on Hillary Clinton

Marion Cotilliard on 9/11 and the moon landing.

I can't get her back on the moon landing, but here's the dope on 9/11 re: tower 7.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #143

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:50:23 +0000

A sleepy Abe makes this short and sweet: Rush and Hillary.

Rush loves Hillary...

Airforce Blocks Blogs

Hillary getting 'warmed up...'

McCain and the case of the missing blonde

Bush lies and Blair lies too.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #142

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:32:11 +0000

Abe comes to you with an uncanny vision of the far-flung future: FRIDAY. Let Abe be your guide to the world of tomorrow.

Comcasts dirty trick to kill Net Neutrality

John McCain - 'the war will be over soon...also - it will last for 10,000 years....'

Ten recognizable signs of fascism as told by foxy genius: Noami Wolf.

Diebold accidentally leaks results of 2008 election early

Howard Zinn: stop paying attention to the election, you fools, look over here!

Obama whalloping Hillary in every fake poll!

Great list of credible people who question the official story of 9/11

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #141

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:11:59 +0000

Abe tells you the five rules for dating his teenage daughter...

John McCain - friend to nature

John McCain - starts - and maintains - forest fires....

Whitehouse says wiretaps are BACK!

McCain breaks McCain's law...

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #140

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:49:57 +0000

Abe talks presidential election, 21 year old super delegates, McCain scandal, Wikileaks, Lessig's congress run and Kucinich's 9/11 investigation...

"88.80.13.160" is the new "Wikileaks."

Superdelegate Encyclopedia Brown.

Wikileaks censorship backstory...

Bush's approval rating now 19%

While Obama's approval rating stomps Hillary 14 points...

Kucinich investigates 9/11

Secret service tells Obama crowd control not to search for concealed weapons...

Lawrence Lessig is going to Internet-up the Congress...

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #139

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:19:19 +0000

Abe talks election malfeasance and FISA expirations...

Obama got zero votes in black districts?

Torture is on the table, so why isn't impeachment?

Missing New Mexico Ballot boxes found in Clinton supporter's homes...

Superdelegates Payola from both Obama and Clinton.

Telecom spying and the Narus 6400.

FISA bill expires...

Whitehouse: Don't cave to "left wing bloggers"

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #138

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:22:22 +0000

Abe talks about what's going on (Election and Halliburton concentration camps) , speculates on how to alleviate the problem and mentions something to be glad about. Open up for your spoonfull of sugar...

1) Stop the Gov from spying on Americans...

BACKSTORY: A Tale of Two Constituencies

BACKSTORY: Amnesty Day for Bush and lawbreaking telecoms

BACKSTORY: Democratic Lawmaker Pushing Immunity Is Newly Flush With Telco Cash

ACTION: Support the House in the Last Stand Against Telecom Immunity!

ACTION: Tell House Members to Stand Firm Behind the RESTORE Act!

2) Learn about the empty Halliburton concentration camps in America San Francisco Chronicle: Concentration camps in the US

Google Maps - find YOUR closest FEMA detention center.

Bush to veto Senate ban on waterboarding.

3) Miscellany and Hufflepuff Rove strikes out against McCain (who hurt his feelings)

POW John McCain Votes In Favor Of Torture

McCain Stumbles on H.I.V. Prevention.

New Mexico Clinton Endorser "Borrowed" Ballot Boxes Full o' Votes.

Cuba demands US gives back Guantanamo Bay.

Obama's second Grammy.

87-Year Old NH State Rep Will Not Eat, Willing to Die for Impeachment

New Bill To Allow Police Misconduct Be Hidden From Public

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #137

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:39:04 +0000

Abe blows out his cake a day early and makes a couple of birthday wishes.

BIRTHDAY WISH #1: Contact your superdelegates on Obama's behalf. Via easy online petition...

OR via slightly more difficult and massively more effective call or letter...

BIRTHDAY WISH #2: Stop warrantless wiretapping of Americans Most effective: Call your reps - it must be done now, as early this week as possible.

Easy ACLU web petition to the House.

Easy ACLU web petition to the Senate.

Obama's weekend sweep.

Obama's second Grammy.

Hillary's hilarious staged "Mission Accomplished" style event.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #136

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:15:53 +0000

Abe talks poll results - compares the cantidates, FISA, and Clinton's telecom money, Romney and Romulans, Lieberman and Superman.

Where does Clinton get her cash?

Spying on Americans -Clinton says YES and Obama says NO.

Bush shuts down election oversite.

Obama's delegate lead.

Dipswitch Lieberman loses Superdelegate power.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #135

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:10:27 +0000

Abe needs YOU: to vote.
In blue ribbon episode #135 Abe talks about the candidates, their endorsements, their agendas and detractors. Quoting Ann Coulter in-show makes the podcast explicit (which doesn't go to waste) with plenty of Superman, Star Trek, Golden Compass and CIA gulfstream jet Cocaine references to round out the discourse...

Six tons of CIA cocaine.

Ann Coulter will campaign for Hillary.

Super Tuesday - teh day we mourn the death of Superman.

Ron Paul

Barack Obama

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #134

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:19:01 +0000

Abe greets the new year, lights up a cigar with Cheney and talks New Hampshire hi-jinx with Hillary...

The Chain of Custody your ballots merit...

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #133

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:48:05 +0000

Abe looks down his nose at the New York Times, averts his gaze from the CIA, looks dubiously at the Bush White House and askance at Ron Paul. What a looker!

Children raped at Abu Ghraib - Pentagon has videos... STILL

Bush Spying on us before 9/11'

Abolish the CIA

Take action today: telecom spying immunity.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #132

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:53:33 +0000

Abe jokes with Bush, and commiserates with Nader and Olver about canceling the 2008 election and replacing the "classic" voting booth with the "new" design: Blackwater soldiers of fortune. Also: Colbert for president.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #131

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:12:32 +0000

Abe dedicates this podcast to Quebec's riot police - enforcers of a system damaging to the common good. Don't do your job, boys - do only what is right.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #124

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:19:34 +0000

Abe apologizes in advance for some irritating audio clipping near the end of this episode - and wishes to spend time talking about the way, in which, 9/11 could be considered a totally trivial event. AND.... Next week Mary Todd is back to help ring in #125!

BLEEPEDEEP 9/11?

ON THAT SUBJECT....

JFK Airport Plot Has All The Hallmarks Of Staged Terror

Do you know this woman?

ON NEOCONS AS NEONAZI'S....

Abu Ghraib Torturer Learned Nazi Torture Techniques from Holocaust Memoir

U.S. Operatives Killed Detainees During Interrogations in Afghanistan and Iraq

ON THE CRIME OF ASKING QUESTIONS....

NYPD will arrest you for asking questions.

Giuliani arrests reporter, with press pass, at press conference - for asking questions.

ON THE ILLUSION OF OPEN DISCOURSE....

Bush Surgeon General Nominee: Gay Sex Is Hazardous To Health

Connie Rice: Top 10 Secrets They Don't Want You to Know About the Debates

Corporate Media Has Decided The 2008 Election For Us

Don't listen to what the rich world's leaders say - look at what they do

ON CRIMINALIZING OUR INTERNET...

'Dangers of the Internet' Resolution Passed By Senate

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #116

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 14:26:35 +0000

Abe states the Union in no uncertain terms.

Praise for Caesar Salad.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #93

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 14:47:28 +0000

Abe, Super Princess Peach and War profiteering.

House nixes anti-profiteering bill.
Truman VS. Profiteers
Halliburton profiteering.
Bechtel Profiteering.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #90

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 19:04:17 +0000

Abe takes a trip down to ol' Mexico to keep an eye on their bunk election.

Election theft in Mexico?
The election that should' a could.

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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #75

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 16:27:58 +0000

Abe is joined by Mary Todd Lincoln for a mega-fabulous, quadruple-length episode. We ring in our 75th episode by covering W's 60th birthday in the only language bullies understand: spanking.

The 60 spankings as a downloadable .txt file.

The spankings featured in the show are culled from the following amazing sources. Watch all closely for future developments as well as specific citations documenting each spanking's authenticity....

Failures of the Bush Administration

Charges and Evidence: Impeachment of George W. Bush

100 Facts and 1 Opinion: The Non-Arguable Case Against the Bush Administration

14 Points of Facism

George Bush's list of accomplishments in his first year in office from the book Stupid White Men

Scholars for 9/11 truth.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #65

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 13:06:35 +0000

Abe remarks on Santorum & Fox News recently finding WTFs in Iraq.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #48

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 29 May 2006 15:59:19 +0000

Mary Todd Lincoln would like to thank the Troops for giving her a day to sleep in and post this program late.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #29

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Mon, 01 May 2006 14:26:41 +0000

Abe delivers the latest news about our presidential national phone tapping problem.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #21

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 13:07:50 +0000

Today, I’d like to address a single man: George W. Bush – so those of you who are not George W. Bush, at all – please unplug your modem for thirty seconds or so… Starting NOW.

The Abraham Lincoln Logs #13

Prez@TheAbrahamLincolnlogs.com (Abraham Lincoln) — Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:39:15 +0000

It now appears that American democracy is defunct – it pains Honest Abe to say as much, but the important thing is going to have to be scrapped. Follow my presidential logic – we’re guaranteed representation with the taxes we pay. Corporation lobbyists spend about $10 billion per year to influence legislation and regulations… now remember congress only has to split this 535 ways. I don’t have to pull out my travel size hat-abacus to know that’s a buying heck of a lot of almost safe to use breast implants.....