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Let me begin and bullet it for you. I&#8217;ll preface with the following. Some of you know I am bipolar. Many of you do not. Either way, I...<br/>
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I am the proud nesting ground of one retarted, autistic and dumb mother-fucker female redbird.
Some stupid, over-testosteroned egotistical male redbird has...<br/>
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Again, I am the one with the christmas dress in many colors in...<br/>
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