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I know; you want to scream &#8220;NO...<br/>
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Apparently, I suck at...<br/>
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I have been extremely busy (avoiding the blog because it&#8217;s a long one) and...<br/>
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Anyhoo, I had an adventure last weekend.  I was...<br/>
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