The Adam and Matty Show

AMS Episode 80: It's a Respectable Length, I didn't know that was your punchline, and Give me Some Sugar With Those Oats!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:37:18 -0600

Adam and Matty have Michael on the show again for this episode. Adam steals Matty's supposed punchline and we talk about the news for the week. The news includes a story about a man who wanted some Sugar from his horse. Ewwww.

Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment. Join us LIVE on Saturdays at 7pm CST. Just click on "Live Chat" from the home page.

AMS Episode 79: Shamu in Fishnets and a Short Tight Skirt, and Have You Heard of a Donkey Punch, Gorilla Mask, and the Houdini.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sat, 7 Nov 2009 17:29:53 -0600

In this episode, we go into some detail about another Halloween that we attended on Friday night. Adam's boss throws a party every Year for Halloween and we must make an appearance. Matty feels that some of the attendees to the party shouldn't have worn the outfits that they did.

Then we talk about our discussions with the "straights" at the party, including a discussion of sexual terms. Evidently the straight women aren't into the bodily fluids as much as gay men. Straight men apparantly have to trick their women into those bits of naughtiness.

Then on to news and contact for the week.

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AMS Episode 78: Designer Rectums on Halloween

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:19:11 -0500

This is the first non-live show in a while. Yes, the boys are still around doing shows, we just aren't doing them live for the time being. For those of you who love the live shows, don't worry. We will more than likely be back live sometime at the beginning of next year.

We begin the show talking about what has gone on the past two weeks. Adam has more talk of the car. We talk about the Halloween block party that we attended and the naked ass that Adam painted. Then on to news and contact.

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AMS Episode 77: A Twink in a Diaper!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:59:57 -0500

In this episode, we start out with a mass of confusion. The studio was full for this recording. We invite a friend of ours, Michael, to record with us tonight. He brought a friend with him, and of course we had Chris from Ft Worth watching football in the background.

After a long catch up session with the friends, we go on to some news of the week. We then read some funny notes left in offices that we found on a website called passiveaggressivenotes.com. If you've ever worked in an office, you will understand the hillarity of the notes.

Finally, we do a big reveal of the cloned willies that Matty and I made. Matty's is too short and mine was a little deformed. Overall, the kits seem to work very well. But there is a bit of a learning curve. If anyone wants replicas of our members, email us to let us know and we can work something out.

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AMS Episode 76: I Always Like Some Good Sauce!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 20:08:15 -0500

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AMS Episode 75: Adam and Matty Clone a Willy.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:09:59 -0500

In this episode, we go over the weekly news from our lives. Adam is getting ready for a trip to Florida for work and Matty is working hard on his School stuff. We also review a product this week. We filmed ourselves trying out a product called Clone-A-Willy. This is a kit to make a mold of your own penis and create your very own replica. The listeners in the live chat were able to see the video, but those of you listening will have to just take a listen.

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AMS Episode 74: There's a Dagger Over There!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:19:04 -0500

AMS Episode 73: He Thinks His Vacuum's Clumsy

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:17:48 -0500

In this episode, there's more talk about Matty's school, and Adam has decided he's going to fast for two weeks. He must be crazy. There are tips from the chat room on how to deal with fasting. We also, talk about several news stories, including an accident involving the woman who had the world's longest fingernails. We also listen to a song that reminds us of Chris from Ft Worth.

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AMS Episode 72: Are You Ready For Some FootBall, and Well, If You Don't Have Any Arms, Fucker, You Can't Cash Your Check!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 9 Sep 2009 01:09:31 -0500

In this episode, we start out with Matty giving instructions to the redneck from Ft Worth on how to use our DVR. Apparently, in order to keep him in studio on Saturday nights, we have to provide a way for him to record his Saturday night football games. Who would have thought a straight homo like Chris would still be participating with a couple of Queens like us after all this time. He thinks he will bring us over to the dark side of hunting, fishing, and sports, but Matty says his idea of camping is Motel 6.

We go on to talk about our weeks. Matty has more school drama with students and teachers alike. Adam has his typical runin with credit card folks and financial woes. It's a laugh a minute around here.

Then we go on to news, which includes such topics as the fried butter in the Texas State Fair this year, no check cashing for a man with no arms, among other headlines of the week. Also, we talk about a website that you will all want to visit. It is called peopleofWalmart.com. Head by to see photos of the fabulous folks who frequent our favorite redneck department store.

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AMS Episode 71: Happy Birthday Adam, Five Dolla Suckie Suckie, I do Yo Math Fo Free, and Matty is a Chicken Hawk!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 1 Sep 2009 22:44:19 -0500

This episode we spend just getting caught up on what happened what Adam and Matty while we were away. There Was so much to go over from the past two weeks, that there was no time for any news or other content.

Adam discusses his trip to Arkansas to visit the parents. He had a really good time with the family while he was away and got to see the movie, Julie and Julia, which was really good. We also talk about the car troubles that caused Adam to almost not make it home from the trip.

Matty started school last week, and goes into detail about his teachers. Of course he has an opinion on EVERY one of them. At least almost every race, religion, and creed are included in the mix. He also goes over the eye candy he now sees every day. Evidently he is the oldest student in all of his classes but has plenty of young boys to look at.

Adam also opens a present from a listener, and we go over contact for the week. If you missed Adam's birthday and want to leave a donation or give him an amazon gift card, he of course would be most appreciative. LOL Nah, you don't have to do that, unless you absolutely want to.

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AMS Episode 70: Beats the Hell out of Me!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:38:55 -0500

Hey everyone!! I'm glad to be back from my trip and thought I better get this episode posted before someone shoots me.

Of course, I have NO idea what we talked about, it's been a week and a half. But I hope you enjoy another wonderful episode.

Remember, we will be back doing the live show this Saturday, August 29th at 7pm CST on pride48.com. Love you all!! And remember, I (Adam) just had a birthday, so you could at LEAST leave birthday messages on the voicemail.

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AMS Episode 69: The Ass Signing Episode..Maybe.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:46:01 -0500

We start out this episode with some Adam and Matty genealogy. Lets compare traaaaGic grandma names. Mean people live longer, Matty expects to live to be 150. Matty learns the joys of government bureaucracy at Sally Mae, and all the Shaquanda's working there....Parents who can't let go, are raising stupid children, as discovered by Adam and Matty in line at the college. Learn Chinglish... beware of missing foot.. I don't know who uses the "Feman" restroom, but it's on the other side of the "Front Robby."

News includes: Greeks celebrate burning Brit bits, Oompah!. A driver arrested for throwing rocks from his car reminds Matty that Adam put all his rocks into storage when they moved. Also, no sleeping in a no sleeping zone, and in the bible, everyone fucks everyone.

Nobody on craigslist wants to get naked and get their ass signed for Extasode 69. The bitchy mean hateful one vs. the cute sweet one. One guess who's who.

Adam is desperate for perversion so he calls the phone sex line to listen to the ads... He's intrigued by the guy who wants cum for salad dressing. This weeks contact brings more tragic karaoke. Thou shalt not befoul ABBA! Listen to find out if any ass got the Adam and Matty spank, um, I mean signature of approval.

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AMS Episode 68: The Twilight Zone, Closed Captioning For the Hearing Impaired, I Feel Like Dancing, and Tutz My Bodeh!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 4 Aug 2009 23:26:21 -0500

Adam and Matty start out this show feeling weird because of strangeness that has occurred in the chatroom during the pre show. Evidently one of the "listeners" of the show is actually deaf and requested a translator for the show. As Adam and Matty do not have the ability to provide a translator and do not know sign language, we were at a bit of a loss as to what to do about it. We muse for a while about what kind of closed captioning we might have.

In this episode, we are VERY pleased to introduce to you a self proclaimed out and proud gay dance-pop artist in Oklahoma City, OK, Stephen Dillard-Carroll. He is pounding the pavement to promote his new single called I feel like Dancing from his self produced album Introducing ME. At first the boys are a little scared that this train wreck of a show has scared Mr Dillard-Carroll, but we learn that he is pleasantly amused by the show and has had a laugh listening to the first half. We breathe a collective sigh of relief as this is our very first interview. We then go on to discuss his career and first album and also have a listen to this wonderful new single.

Visit Stephens Website: http://stephendc.com

WE then move on to a section inspired by listening to music. We take a listen to some really bad karaoke, including some mispronounced words by a young Korean singer. Why do people get drunk and then think that they have other-worldly singing abilities. It's a shame that people even get up on stage.

We then go on to some news for the week and contact. Have a listen to this episode and let us know what you think of our first interview ever. If you like, we may try to get on more musical, and non-musical guest interviews in the future.

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AMS Episode 67: Global A-Go-Go Baby!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:47:14 -0500

In this episode, we talk about everything from Bank Fraud, to Food Network, to Rats eating baby toes. There was so much going on in this marathon episode (that was heavily edited), that I just can't go into detail about it all.

Just have a listen as we welcome our guest host again this week. Kevin from Maine is getting experience so that he can start his own podcast sometime soon. I'm sorry for the short show notes, but I really was in a rush this week.

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AMS Episode66: Let Me Suck Your Cock On Twitter, She-came-in-a-Honda She-Left-in-a-Honda, Don't Say Howdy to the Fag at the Gym, Shamu has a Swimmers Build, Pigs Chasing a Pig, and Internet Shock Jocks.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:20:33 -0500

We invite a special guest to the show this episode. Kevin from Maine is on for the entire show. Matty starts out complaining that listener Robbie is too romantic with his partner over Twitter. We also talk about how the romance has died after our recent fifth anniversary. Matty decides that he is yelling and will be delivering the sermon this evening, at which point the speaking in tongues began.

Redneck Chris needs lessons from Adam and Matty on how to attract a man. Matty thinks that he and Adam should write the gay manual. On to the discussion about how he should go about attracting men at the gym. Of course the discussion has to go down the gutter to sex in the steam room. And then we move on to the discussion of guys' profiles and their inaccurate weight, height measurements.

In the news, we have an anthrax scare, and pepper spray in an atm. We also talk about an unusual way a man decided he could use the HOV lane. Blow up dolls seem to have more than one purpose. Do I smell bacon? NO, it's just a pig getting tazed. Did you ever think you'd see a police officer, or pig, chasing and arresting a pig.

Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment. Join us LIVE on Saturdays at 7pm CST. Just click on "Live Chat" from the home page.

AMS Episode 65: Dribbling Fireworks, Beat the shit out of the Numb Nutts, It only took his parents' credit card and three weeks, Fuck You Alice, Fuck You, Retarded Texting, Jesus said he was crazy, and I want some milk, some Moo-Cow?

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:09:42 -0500

Welcome to the return of the Adam and Matty Show. We start off the episode talking about our fabulous 4th of July with the dribbling fireworks and the rednecks and numb nuts. Evidently, the redneck Chris likes to intimidate the parking attendants at local events. We then go into the obligatory talk about Adam's car and the similarities between the Adam and Matty Show and the black and white show, The Honeymooners. And last, but not least, our vacation was SOOO boring, that we washed the dog. We spend a good amount of time talking about the dog washing.

Adam then went into a long description of his love affair with the Redbox movie rental vending machines. Matty is so bored by this that he actually ASKS Adam to start the news. In the news, we have a drunken Golf cart ride, a greyhound bus driver drives off the road with a busted finger, Michael Jackson takes 10 zanex a night, a girl falls into a man hole while texting. Also, a gay couple is taken to jail because they kissed on Mormon owned property, Germany is developing a green bomb, a what?? A taxicab driver beheads himself by driving off with a rope around his neck, beheading himself, and .....Matty wants some milk? What??

We interrupt this story to bring this special news story. Matty wipes his ass after shitting by taking a shower, more news at 11.

Finally, we go over some Tra-gic name combinations for people who are getting married. Some people should really consider their last name combos before they get married. Or at least don't put them in the newspaper. And then on to contact. We love contact from all of the listeners.

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AMS Episode 64: Pride48 Extravaganza!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 6 Jul 2009 21:43:42 -0500

Adam and Matty did their live show as a part of the Pride 48, 2 day live streaming event that happened last weekend. We celebrate Gay Pride in this episode by going over some ads that make us thing of the fags. We also listen to voicemails and read some emails. Listen to this special 2 hour pride filled episode of your favorite bitchy gay podcast.

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Episode 63: I have to see the chatroom, Faded City, Hot Strippers, JackOff Whore, and You lost my stick shift.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:15:38 -0500

We start out talking about more of Matty's computer problems. His porno habit has been negatively effected by another problem with his laptop. As usual, there is a part on order. We also discuss our newest listener, who is a member of the Jaded City podcast. Have a listen. He is a cutie....and loves some kinky stuff. We LOVE Tristan.

We go on to talk about Matty and Chris' adventures while Adam was having his first night on flirt4free. There was some mention about the hottest stripper Matty has ever seen and some sweat dripping down bodies all over the place. Adam goes into some detail about his first night as an internet porn model. The homos are cheap.

We then went over the news and cover the contacts and emails. We hear a voicemail from Matty and Chris on their way home from the bar when Chris lost Matty's stick shift button. It is quite ammusing. Have a listen.

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Episode 62: Daniel Needs a Hover-Round, First the Dildo Then We Fart, A and M Get Political Schooling, Jesus in a Grilled Cheese, and GD'it Fest.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:13:01 -0500

Matty was supposed to be out of town this week so we could all miss him. Well, he missed us so much that he had to come back early to join the show and see all of his fans. We are also joined on this episode by temporal internet celebrity, Daniel J Brewer.

We start off we talk of how our weeks went, including Daniel's weigh in for Weight Watchers. Evidentally he thinks that whales beach because they see him walking along the shore and think that's the place for fat whales. Matty talks about his trip home, which is always drama. Lassie, Timmy is stuck in the well. Adam talks about his 3rd ticket and how he plans to make money as an internet webcam "model." And we use the term "model" loosly. You can join Adam on a website called Flirt4Free.com. Look for Christian Alexander.

Matty decides that since Daniel is on, they need to have a political segment. *Yawn* And both Matty and Daniel decide to fill all the dead air with the "GD" word that Adam can't stand. We also cover news with a different spin. Adam reads the titles and Daniel makes up stories in order to save time. You decide whether you think it is funnier or more interesting that way.

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Episode 61: Jizz Stain Discount, His Camo Purse Falls Out of His Mouth, Is that a Guy or a Girl, and Sex Games with a Listener.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 00:21:17 -0500

I will let the title speak for itself this week folks. We have all your favorites in this episode, including talk of Pier One, Car Trouble, Str8/Gay listeners, sex toy games oh MY! Just listen along and join us on the ride.

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Episode 60: I've always wanted to witness a train wreck as it Happens, and Who's the New Drama Queen.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 3 Jun 2009 00:36:28 -0500

We start off the show with more drama as Adam can't decide whether or not he is going to talk. It appears that Matty thinks he can do the show by himself and Adam get's his feelings hurt. The chat room thinks that Adam is the new drama queen. I hardly agree. I could NEVER dethrone Matty.

For the second week in a row, I am pressed for time getting this show out and cannot take the time to edit the entire show. Therefore, I don't know what happened. Please forgive the oversite, but consider it a chance to be completely surprised by the episode.

I can tell you however that there were many stories that were forgotten from last week. Those include Adam in a Jock strap in front of his boss and Matty's forlorned job search...of course. We also cover news and have some contact. We also reintroduced video in the live show this week. Join us next week to see us live.

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Episode 59: Company in the Studio, Cow Tippin, and Assisted Suicide.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 27 May 2009 01:03:54 -0500

We had company in the studio this week ladies and gentlemen. We had a friend of ours "Uncut Ryan" as we like to call him. And we had listener Chris from Fort Worth. We all went to the nudy bar across the street after the show.

As it's Memorial Day weekend...or it WAS, I am not doing a lot of editing or writing about this episode. I need an intern to do the show notes...REALLY.

Tune in as we try to do a show with 2 extras in the studio. It can be fun.

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Episode 58: Stop being a douchebag, Angelic Pubes, that Whale Semen Crap, @pedaphile drop the child, and Waxing the Winker.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:31:44 -0500

We begin this episode talking about how old we are. Adam has been noticed the shiny grey hairs when he get's in the tanning bed. The ultra violet lights cause it to glow. Then Adam has a rant about the stupid people at the tanning bed trying to sell him lotion every time he comes in.

Adam then decides to get on his soap box concerning a recent review. He believes that we shouldn't be required to be a "representation" of the gay community. And that people should be able to be themselves, whether it is conservative, slutty, white trash, or whatever you may be. Adam loves EVERYONE and we make fun of EVERYONE equally. Speaking of white trash, on to the tenant talk.

We then go into some talk about how much we love where we live now and the Mexican grocery store across the street. We discuss the various wierd things that people eat. Somehow, this leads to a discussion of the TV show Grey's Anatomy.

In the news, we discuss a senator who wants viagra adds and other erectile disfunction adds should be toned down. A recent study done in seafood restaurants have revealed that to save money, lots of restaurants are serving cheaper fish than what is being advertised in the menu. Also in the news, Seattle is promoting LGBT tourism, the FBI is now on Twitter, Teen robs a store with a banana then eats it, woman seen throwing up out of her car window while driving arrested for OWI, and man's penis bitten by snake.

Finally, we "watch" a video of ass waxing and another of an anal inspection on YouTube. Sorry if it's too much of a visual, but we are tops and LOVE some asses. Then on to voicemail and emails from the listeners. Matty was very happy about all the Birthday wishes. Thanks guys.

Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment. Join us LIVE on Saturdays at 7pm CST. Just click on "Live Chat" from the home page.

Episode 57: We need an intern, Have a Tricketh this Eveningeth, We're Gonna Hear BBBEEEEEPPP, My Water is Holy, Adam Made a Funny, and Happy Birthday Matty!!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:43:13 -0500

We begin this weekend speaking about the new tenants. Of course, they couldn't pay the rent on time. We had to start off the lease with drama. AFter the rent was over a week late, we were informed that WE didn't notify them in a timely manner of the amount and due date of rent. HeLLO!! Have these people ever heard of a lease agreement. Or can they not read?

On to rants from Matty. We swear he's going to have a cardiac arrest on the show one day. All you are gonna hear is BEEEEEP. If it's not the tenants he is bitching about it is the fact that the grass is now green and it wasn't when we were in the house. Adam says he tried his best to fertilize the yard with his holy water every time he peed on it.

In the news, a naked woman asks for cigarettes, Men Assaulted for Urinating on an Occupied Car, How's My Driving?, Laptops lost by USPS valued at $74.00 by the post office, Kangaroo Killings, Puppy Buffets, and the Celebratory Hog Hunt. Adam makes a joke that is totally unlike him. He thinks Matty is channeling through him.

We then go on to talk about some postings on a website called FmyLife.com. If you think you have a bad life, you should go over and read some off the comments. Finally some dike audio. What could be better?

Don't forget to call and email Matty for his Birthday. He turned 26 today. (The day I'm posting this) Yay!!

Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment. Join us LIVE on Saturdays at 7pm CST. Just click on "Live Chat" from the home page.

Episode 56: Streaming Live from Dubiousintent.com, We only Had a Hard Penis and One Sink, Adam's Ass Burned into My Screen, and I'm not gonna Poop Here, and Adam Drunkie Cast.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 5 May 2009 13:34:27 -0500

Adam and Matty had major difficulties with the live chat and video/audio this week. The chat room ended up moving over to the chatroom for Dubious Intent. Matty says there will be no more video and he thinks the queen has spoken. Regardless of whether or not there will be video, we WILL still have a live show on Saturdays. If it's audio only, you can just pull up a picture of us to look at while we talk.

On to talk of the small apartment and how Matty thinks we need to move again ALREADY. He can't seem to handle the one sink in the bathroom. Trick talk insues, and then on to the problems with our Mortgage refinance and Pork Barrel economics. How those things tie together, we have no clue. Man we love the Matty policital moments.

It seems the only drama in Matty's life is the fact that he has to walk the dog now that we are in the apartment. He thinks Katy toys with him and makes him walk around the entire complex to only poop in the same place they started. What a topic for as show!

We attempt to do news, but by this point, Adam is so drunk, that he can't finish and Matty has to take up the news for the show. The drunkieness seems to be spreading from Matty to Adam.

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Episode 55: I'm a Diva, I got Three Loads at the End, a Little Bondage Never Hurt Some Chicken, Where IS Shaquanda, The A&M Green Moment, the Head is Out, and Talk Geeky to Me!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:50:12 -0500

It seems that since we've moved, the new setup has confused Matty somewhat. He can't figure out which side of the microphone he needs to use. This, of course causes drama at the beginning of the show as Matty announces that "He's the Diva" and should have everything set up for him from the beginning.

We move on to our weekly "Trick Report" as we discuss the pickins here in the big city. It seems that even though we get much HOTTER responses to our ads, they still don't want to drive or don't have cars. Likely story.

On to a discussion about the food network and the stars we don't like, which leads to a discussion about the whole HGTV Green movement. You can all guess what Matty thinks about that.

In the news, there is absurdity as usual. A couple is caught doing the nasty in a dumpster, a man hits a bullet with a hammer, and a woman who doesn't know she's pregnant gives birth.

We then listen to a new "best of" remix graciously created for us by Daniel Brewer, then on to contact for the week. The live show is now all set up and should be PERFECT next Saturday!!

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Episode 54: Moving On and Catching Up

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:13:48 -0500

We're alive everyone! I know you were all worried that we had gone away, or that we were eaten in some weird Mexican taco, or something. NO!! We are still here and kicking. It's been a hectic couple of weeks as we've attempted to move and also get the house ready for the tenants. We are finally moving on with our lives in the big city, but don't worry, you guys will ALWAYS be a part of our lives, regardless of our many adventures.

In this episode, we just focus on catching up. We go over the 20 hour move, and the wedding that Adam went to this weekend. We also catch everyone up on the status of Matty's job hunt. There is one news story and some voicemails and emails as well.

We will get back to the regular format next week and bring the funny hopefully. But for this episode, get a glass of wine, sit back, and listen to your two favorite friends getting you caught up on their lives. We missed you all!!!

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Episode 53: Old Weather Girls, Did you Blow Chunks on My Floor, and You're Gonna Luv My Nuts!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 7 Apr 2009 14:03:22 -0500

We start off the episode as if we've become our grandparents. Who talks about the weather unless they are sitting in the nursing home? Oh well, I guess topics were lacking. Adam has to carry extra antiperspirant during the summer so that he doesn't stink, because he has no AC in his car. As is fitting at this point, we talk about Golden Girls AGAIN. Sorry if you hate that show guys, but we are two gay men. We can't help it that we love the Girls.

We then go into vomit talk. We are going to have to add another adendum to the lease for our new tenants to cover vomit stained stone floors. On to trick talk, white trash talk, Wal-Mart talk, and Adam gets all RedNeck. Adam also decides he is interested in ElectroStimulation. Matty thinks we should stick to the old fashioned methods of getting off, like a fist.

In the news, there's a Biggie Sized dating game, mobile home gambling, and slutting around for chicken nuggets. We also cover alligator bitings, dog fights, out of control scooters, and a redneck brawl at a wake.

Finally, we cover a news story about Vince Shlomi, The ShamWow Guy. He was apparantly arrested for beating up a hooker. He also has a new infomercial out and man are you going to "Love His Nuts!"

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Episode 52: They're All Gonna Cum on April 15th, If the Eye Candy is Included We're Sold, El Sucko El Pollo Dicko, Screech becomes Scrooge, Mummified Mommy, Chili Con Breastises, and Get in My Tummy.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:13:25 -0500

We start off this episode talking about the leasing of our house, including the background check that we had to run on the new tenants. The AMS manor has now officially been leased and is off the market. For once, Matty has nothing but praise for a realtor. I think I might faint.

WE also talk about the new apartment that will be the home of the Adam and Matty Show for at least our 12 month lease, starting on April 15th. We will be moving to the "hispanic" section of Dallas. Adam thinks we might need to use Rosetta Stone to learn Spanish so that we can find some Mexican cock while we are living there.

In the news this week, the former child actor who played Screech in the 80's teen show, "Saved by the Bell", is being sued by his local electric company for bills that haven't paid. A man in England is released from prison after being wrongly occused only to be hit by a taxi cab.

In other news, there is a mummified mommy, vulture collisions, chilli con breastises, and dog poop arguments. Women are notified by mail when there husbands hire hookers, a man takes his father's ashes to a doctor's appointment, and a parent is upset over the "condom races" going on at her sons school. Finally a ballpark introduces a 4800 calorie, 4lb burger. I'll have a side of clogged arteries with that please.

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Episode 51: Slum Lords, We're Not Lovers, We're Haters, Anally Goosed, and Mr Limpy.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:47:58 -0500

This episode is our third attempt at a live show. This one took about 3 recording sessions for us. The first night, we gave up because we couldn't seem to UStream and record at the same time. The second night, we got about 45 minutes in and realized about 20 minutes worth of the recording was ruined. The third night was the charm.

We begin by discussing news in the AMS household. We have three people interested in leasing our house and are now in the process of finding an apartment in Dallas. Matty does the happy naked dance in celebration.

In the news, burgers seem to be more interesting to some UK diners than helping a dying man after he was stabbed. A woman in Russia goes cannibal on her friend after an argument. And a woman in Florida runs over another woman with a golf cart and drags her 15 feet.

We play another rousing version of our favorite sex toy pricing game. Between an anal goose, a limp dick, and a plastic rotating tongue, Matty is practically on the floor with the absurdity of some of these sex toys. Of course, he is absolutely horrid at guessing the prices, but the shock in his voice is priceless.

Finally, we play some listener audio of a very excitable man being arrested. Then we listen to a couple of listener phone calls from the night of the live show. We then finish up with voice mails and emails.

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Episode 50: This Episode was Taped Before a Live Studio Audience.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:54:45 -0500

First off, we want to apologize if this episode is a bit, scattered. We did our second live broadcast and had several technical problems during the taping. It was VERY hard for us to stay focused. Keep in mind that it will get better and better. We are doing a new thing, so we have to get used to it. If you want to be in on the inside jokes, join us next time. We are starting Saturday evenings at 7pm CST with chat, then 8pm CST for audio, and then we "tape" at 9pm CST.

In this episode, we discuss our eventful week. We can't seem to go more than two weeks here lately without one of the vehicles breaking down. This week was Matty's turn to have troubles. We also had drama upgrading our internet account to facilitate the live shows. We spoke with "Bob" from India. Finally the internet issues turned into another WWDD. (What would Daniel Do) We also discuss a recent movie with some big Blue Cock!!! Hmmmm....I've heard of blue balls, but blue COCK??

In the news, there are pedaphiles, pedaphiles and gay ducks. Gay ducks you say?? Yeah, it caught us a bit by surprise as well. Those queer ducks in England.

Finally, we spend a bit of time chatting with the listeners in the live room and then we cover emails and voice mail. The contact section was a bit longer this week because we didn't get to it last week. We hear from a couple of new listeners this week.

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Episode 49: Thank you BOI, It'll Cut the Bitterness, My Cartoon Character is HOT, Designed to NOT Sell, You Popped Our Jew Cherry, WWDD, and Barbie Needs a Clit.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 9 Mar 2009 23:46:48 -0500

This week we have a special guest for you guys. Bend over and say "AHH" as we join the ultimate leater daddy himself, Mr. Leather, Philadephia 2008, Scott Daddy. He's a hot muscle daddy who is into fire and electricity. MMMmmmmm I'm dripping just thinking about it.

We also have a first for the Adam and Matty Show this week. We were joined in our very first live video/audio chat by some of our listeners. You'll notice that we were a "little" distracted this week. But don't worry, we will be back to our professional selves next week. Of course, you could always join our live chats. Those will occur Saturday evenings at 8pm Central time.

Listen in as we cover the news of the week and interview Scott Daddy. Come on, you know you like it. Also, you'll notice a little sound clip from radio legend Paul Harvey at the end of this episode. This is my tribute to Mr Harvey, as he is a radio legend and passed away last week at the age of 90. He was doing his radio show all the way up until his death. He will be greatly missed.

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Episode 48: Open wide 24 hours, Bullet-proof weave, His Ass Blew up, 2 night cast, Piece be Steel, and Things you Should Know.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 3 Mar 2009 00:21:35 -0600

Ok everyone, we are getting back to posting on Mondays. Even though I'm posting this one close to the end of Monday evening, it still counts. We begin the cast with a sponsorship by Matty's ass. I told him I would be adding sponsors to each show didn't I??

In the news, a woman is saved from a bullet to the head by her evidently bullet-proof weave. Thank the Lord for some hair extensions. A boy is anally assaulted by shrapnel from an exploding chair.

This is a two night cast, in case you guys didn't figure it out. Adam was a bit too intoxicated to continue Saturday night, so Matty put him to bed and we recorded the second half on Sunday night.

Matty has two segments this week. He comes out with his first "Things you should know" list. He also plays some audio of a comedian who does a character called Madea. Please excuse the audio difficulties at the beginning of that clip. We had never hooked up Matty's laptop into the mixer and evidentally the cord had some sort of short in it. That will be rectified before the next episode.

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Episode 47: Shat upon the listeners, Disclaimers, The Power Squirts, Turd is the New Vomit, Town for Sale, Pay-As-You-Go takes on a whole new meaning, and Minnesota Pork.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:52:09 -0600

We begin this episode with a special thanks to a couple of listeners who donated this week. Adam has decided that anyone who donates will be recognized as a "sponsor" of that next show. Matty thinks Adam has "Shat" on the previous listeners who have donated. Because of this, we will be using the previous donors as sponsors on upcoming shows. Who uses the word "Shat" anymore anyway??

A discussion about our Valentine's Day dinner brings up the topic of disclaimers. Adam reads several funny disclaimers that were found on the internet, including special instructions for using the new diet drug, Alli. You may not want to take a drink during this segment as....this segment may cause bouts of the power squirts.

Link to the Article:
Silly Disclaimer
Alli Side Effects

In the news, there's a town for sale in the great state of Texas. We're slashing prices!! Call now! A man is bitten by a rattle snake at a Walmart recently. In Australia, taking a shit has become a pay-as-you-go proposition, as a new tax is added on a per-flush basis.

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Episode 46: Happy Anniversary, And on the 6th Day, God created Anal Sex, Wanna-Be Porn Star, The Racism Just Warms my Heart, Sleep Walking Sex Offender, Potty Pyromania, and Sexy Interviews.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 01:42:26 -0600

First off, we want to wish ourselves a happy anniversary for recording the Adam and Matty Show for a whole year. Yay! Send us some presents to thank us for all of our hard work. *grin*

We start off recounting our week. As usual, the AMS household was filled with drama. Adam had more car troubles. Matty had more computer troubles. And there was family drama galore.

In the News, there was a sleep walking sex offender, torched portapottys and more dumb crooks. Of course, crook and stupid should be synonyms. They seem to go hand in hand.

Adam has a new segment this week. He does a "sex interview" with podcaster, Daniel Brewer from Dubious Intent. Have a listen to the wild things Daniel gets into in his free time. Of course, Adam may have used Daniels voice without his permission. Naughty naughty boy.

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Episode 45: I stuck it in the Freezer, Does Mommy Need to change your diaper?, It looks like a family of Squirrels took up residence in her hair, We have potty mouths, Moses Dropped the F*ck, He burned a pussy, and the Sodomizer.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Thu, 5 Feb 2009 02:24:37 -0600

Matty starts out complaining about his laptop this evening. Apparently he now has to stick it in the freezer just to play World of Warcraft.

Adam and Matty then go on to discuss a local televangelist and her hair. Then we move on the potty mouths and family drama. It just wouldn't be a show without family drama.

In the news, there's superbowl porn, an autistic child voted out of class, and a boy burning pussys. There are more news stories as well. Just listen in.

We then go over our emails and voicemails for the week. We love our listeners and really appreciate the contact. Keep it up.

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Episode 44: Return from Oblivion, What's this thing in front if my face?, It burns OH it burns, My Ass itched all night, My Dead Bride, and His Ass is on My Phone.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:07:07 -0600

Hey everyone. We are back from the brink of oblivion. We know it's been way too long since the last show. As I said in the last posting and in the email I sent out, Matty lost his job and we were not in that funny, "place" the last couple of weeks.

I have also been pretty sick for around a week and haven't had a voice to record. Luckily, with the help of a hot toddy I made with some moonshine from a listener, my voice made it through this recording. I apologize in advance for any coughing I couldn't get edited out.

In this episode, we discuss what's been going on for the past two weeks and cover some recent news stories. We also catch up with a lot of back emails and voicemails that you guys have been kind enough to leave. We really appreciate all of the positive feedback from our listeners. Keep it up!

We hope you enjoy the show. We are almost to a year and still loving it. Kisses.

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Episode 43: My Husband the Geek, That's False Advertising, Wedding Munchies, What's a Jew Doing Robbing a Bank?, I Guess He won't See it Coming, Cowboy Dick, and I've got the Burning Bush.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:09:17 -0600

We start off another show by talking about our new addiction. World of Warcraft has taken over the house it seems. Now Matty REALLY doesn't have time to get ready for the show because of his new past time. I guess he will need the time off work to level his character.

Adam bitches about his work as a retail queen once again. It seems that with the economy, EVERYONE is circling like vultures for the sales. It makes life a heck of a lot more difficult with actual customers in the store.

In the news, there are pot smoking newly-weds, a Jew robbing a bank, and an insane inmate. It seems that the world is still full of "ignance."

We also play some spoof commercials that I found this week. I think they are ammusing and I hope you do to. I might have found a new job for Matty in one of the ads. Listen for yourself.

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Episode 42: 3am Casting, Inflate My Ass, Recycling Bottoms, Matty's a Troll, F-U Daniel Brewer, Fisted for New Years, Can You put Crisco on that Please, and other stuff.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 6 Jan 2009 15:01:45 -0600

Ok, there's so much content in this episode, that I just can't even begin to sum it all up. I want to begin by saying that we recorded this show at 3am Sunday morning after having a considerable amount of Southern Comfort and Vodka. So, please be kind in your reviews.

Matty starts off with a remedy for Adam's trouble bottoming and then continues on into a rant. I'm really sorry for the up and down audio on this one guys. I tried to level it out...but evidently the liquor made us a LITTLE bit unaware of our "inside voices." You may want to turn the volume slightly down for this one.

We then go into a discussion of our New Years Eve resolution to "go green" in a little different way than you would normally hear.

Adam has sucked Matty into the world of the Geeks. World of Warcraft gameplay has commenced in the A&M household. We love Daniel Brewer, but Matty says a big F-U to Daniel for getting us both started on the game. We will never get ANYTHING else accomplished, as we are both prone to addiction. (Other than sexual. LOL)

We then talk about our New Years Eve festivities, the weekly news, play another pricing game, and listen to some audio. Just listen...I can't synopsize any more. :)

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Episode 41: Happy New Year, Leprous Lips, Stroked by Captain Morgan, Pizza Mishaps, One More Second Please, and Go Out with a Bang.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:18:17 -0600

Happy F'ing New Year everyone!! In this episode we go over our fabulous Christmas together. It was the first one were we've been in the same place at the same time to exchange presents. Adam even injured himself while making dinner for Matty recently. We also discuss the usual drama that goes on around here, including a trip to the stripper bar.

In the news, a little girl gets her arm trapped in a pizza machine. Did you know that we are adding one extra second to 2008? Get out there and make the most of that extra time girls. And of course, it wouldn't be the last news segment of the year without another smoking mishap.

Thank you to EVERYONE who has listened to us this year. We are truly grateful for all of our listeners, and would it kill you to leave a freakin voicemail??

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Episode 40: Merry Christmas, Transfigured A&M, and all I want for Christmas is a nice tight hole, and I saw Daddy doing What?

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:55:29 -0600

Adam and Matty are back to their mischievous ways as they prepare for the Christmas holidays. For Matty, it's a trip to midnight Mass and the ever popular organ. For Adam, the cooking, M&Ms, and Chipmunk's Christmas album bring back the memories.

In the news, a child predator throws a kink in the letters for Santa program with the USPS. A woman is sued for saving her friend's life, a man dies in a lagoon of poo, and a bus driver pulls a knife on his students for leaving oreo crumbs on the seat. There's the holiday spirit for ya.

Adam is so excited about the holidays, that he rewrote another favorite Christmas tune. Don't worry, he will request forgiveness in church on Christmas Eve.

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Episode 39: Reliving the nightmare that was Thanksgiving.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 9 Dec 2008 23:48:44 -0600

Sorry for the late posting again everyone. Holiday season is in full swing here in the AMS household and Adam is so busy he doesn't know when to breathe. Between concerts, rehearsals and two jobs, it's amazing that anything is getting done.

We haven't forgotten about our listeners though and hope you are all having a fabulous holiday season. This is a recount of our Thanksgiving memories from this year and some news and a bit of contact.

We will try to get out another show at the beginning of next week so that we can get at least 3 full episodes out for December.

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Episode 38: Stricken Smitten and Afflicted

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:18:28 -0600

This podcast is a little bit stricken a little shmitten and just a touch afflicted. Our return to the air brings lots of sass from the both of us. Adam discusses white trash Thanksgiving decorations and Matty is pissy because he had to clean for his family.

In the news, a boy committed suicide on live webcam. How horrible. In other news there's road rage with an axe, needle hamburger meat, and an insane Copilot.

Adam starts the Christmas season early with a very special rendition of a holiday favorite. Just wait and see why he's in the local gay men's chorus.

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Episode 37: I'm not gonna be naked by the end of the show, A Momentus Turd, WalMart Cruising, and Naked Politics.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:31:46 -0600

Sorry for the late posting of this one guys. It's been busy for me and the editing and writing of notes takes a bit of time. Adam and Matty discuss the recent repairs to Matty's car. They also discuss a new possibility for things to punish Adam when he makes Matty mad. He could end up naked by the end of the show. Adam discusses his recent encounter with an Elephant Turd. Matty discribes his trip to WalMart and Adam gets cruised at WalMart.

In the news, there is all kinds of nakedness centering around the recent elections. Nudists wanting to vote in the nude and guys streaking to celebrate the election of Obama. But that's not the only nudity.

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Episode 36: The Old Jesus's, He Could've Cum on The Console, Whistling Geriatrics, Please Hold While We Meet our Sexual Needs and Toilet Seat Shinanigans.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 4 Nov 2008 00:11:00 -0600

Adam and Matty had more car troubles this week, but this time it was Matty's car. It was so bad that Matty's grandparents (the OLD Jesus's) had to come to town so that his Grandfather could help him repair the car. Our advice to you is to take your vehicles to professionals, NOT family members. Needless to say, it is still malfunctioning.

We discuss a organ recital that we attended last weekend with the HOTTEST Organ, I mean Organist, you've EVER seen. He could've cum all over the console while he was playing and we wouldn't have cared. However, we could have done without the geriatric ward whistling during the music and distracting everyone else. We go on a bit of a rant about old people. We love everyone, but seriously, when you are at a point in life where you can't control your whistling or your bladder, you MAY not be able to attend concerts.

In the News, we discuss a 99 year old virgin in Australia. Here-to-for to be known as "The Pussy Lady." Missing false teeth in Florida cause a fight between a couple living there in a mobile home. Why do all the white trash stories seem to occur in Florida? We also discuss gay pledge cards and an incident involving a naked ass, a toilet seat, and super glue.

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Episode 35: Halloween Madness, Fat Wrapped in Fat, Butthole Crack of the South, Straight Guys Whippin'em Out, Saggy Flattened Teets, Halloween Theme Trivia, and 9 Queenly words.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:11:59 -0500

This is the special Halloween edition of the Adam and Matty Show. A different theme song, a different closer, and a new game all in the Halloween theme. Be afraid, be VERY afraid.

Adam and Matty discuss a visit from Scott last week. He is the partner of Ryan, from The Way We See It Podcast. Adam cooked some more of his southern fried goodness. Adam and Matty also discuss more car troubles and a straightish Halloween party that they attended this weekend.

In the news, a man is flattened by his mobile home. His last name is a bit of a unique one and Adam makes fun of that fact. Also, a cow is impregnated by a human male. We are not sure if this is a real story or not.

Adam and Matty play a name-that-tune game in which Matty has to guess the theme of Halloween related movies and TV Shows. Adam gives another dirty minds clue. They also discuss 9 words that a woman/queen will always say and what they mean. Finally we go over contact for the week and voicemails.

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Episode 34: Nyquil Cast, and Making Fun of British John

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:01:13 -0500

Hi everyone. I am sick this week, so I do not feel like writing a novel to describe this weeks episode. :)

In this episode Adam is sick and needs both vodka AND nyquil to get through the show. Kids, please don't try this at home.

Adam has discovered two podcasts that he hasn't previously heard. One of them has a "supposed" British guy. He's also supposedly straight. British AND straight. Come on, REALLY???

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Episode 33: Podcast A-La_Poopoo, Matty Bitching again?, Joan is a cumming, Sr Citizen Cock, Gay Tattoos, lubricated emailing, and I know you didn't.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:46:38 -0500

Adam and Matty start out the show with Matty bitching about the quality of gay.com. He wants to move to manhunt.net for his hole hunting needs. Adam complains about the customers at his store that want to bother him while he's trying to get his work done. Matty then goes into the history of the modern retail store. There will be a quiz at the end of the podcast. Adam also talks about a ticket he recieved and Matty goes over a near miss that he experienced this morning. Adam talks about the Chorale performance coming up tomorrow night. They are bringing in Joan Rivers. Or should we say she is floating in only being held up by her tightened skin. Listen to a few clips of Ms Rivers.

In the news, Adam introduces a new segment called "Porn Star Birthdays." Matty thinks the porn stars featured should be starring in some geriatric porn. 2 Men arrested while asking for directions from a cop, homo tattoos, gmail introduces mail goggles, and priest porn. Matty is so excited about the news that he pees on himself.

Adam decided that Matty should take a quiz to become a citizen since he always thinks he's so smart. Surely in a drunken state, he can't pass. Will Matty become a citizen of the US or will we have to ship him to Mexico?

Adam decided that he needed to find some examples of other news castors messing up the news. He has clips of several reporters making mistakes live and on air. Noone can talk about his news mistakes after this segment. The segment is so funny, Matty can't even leave to go pee.

In Matty's Ignance list, two Indians get face tattoos for a job, McCain's burning gas bombs, legislative raises, bigger confederate flags, and a woman's hot scorn.

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Episode 32: Podcasting on Vodka, Podcasting HOs, He Opened His Mouth and His Purse Fell Out, Murder by Ugliness, A Redneck On Obama, Human GPS, and Political Madness.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 6 Oct 2008 14:52:47 -0500

First of all, this podcast is a bit scattered as Adam and Matty decided to podcast with a bit of a "buzz." If you hate it, you can blame listener Dave. He told us we should podcast after having vodka, so this was the result.

Matty is online looking for a bottom as usual. He is on his "I need a bottom" cycle of the month. And we discuss a couple of nelly fags that we've run across recently in our little redneck town.

In the news, murder by ugliness, Help! I've fallen into my Freezer, OJ guilty, FINALLY!, a teacher suspended after writing a racial comment about Obama on the chalk board, and a redneck woman gives her views on Obama.

We also talk about a guy who blamed his GPS for his car getting hit by a train. Adam found a website with many different GPS voices and then muses as to what Matty would sound like should he be used as one of these.

Lastly, Adam and Matty listen to some real Sara Palin audio followed by a SNL skit with Tina Fay. Matty thinks he is the political correspondent this week boys, so get ready for a political rant of sorts.

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Episode #31: Lick My Ass Suck my Equipment, What were we fighting about?, A Tootin and a cummin, Matty Stall Action, Muslim Pole Dancing, Presidential Slip-Ups, and Adam's Podcast Crush.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:05:51 -0500

Adam and Matty start off the show in fine form. Arguments ensue regarding Adam's readiness to record and the quality of Adam's "equipment." Matty then decides he wants to have a rant about some supposed discrimination at work. If he wasn't cruisin the bathrooms, he probably wouldn't get as much attention.

In the News, a girl in Britain with an influential Muslim father is found out to be a pole dancer with tattoos. She doesn't care at all about her father's beliefs and says she will live her life as she pleases. You go girl!

Adam and Matty listen to more VP slipup audio and also listen to some audio from past President LBJ concerning the size of his Nuts and the distance to his bunghole. Seriously, why would a President make such comments?

Lastly, Adam and Matty listen to audio and voicemails from the Dubious Intent podcast. Adam has a "pod-crush" on one of the personalities on the show. Adam has found the audio from Alden's Internet Masturbation job. Have a listen.

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Episode #30: The Marriage of "Fag" aro, farewell to the Jesus's, Hurricane streaker, Democratic Slip of the Tongue, Drunk Ass Mo Fo, and Porn from the listeners.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:07:30 -0500

Adam and Matty discuss the weekend visit from the "Jesus's." Matty was a good little boy and behaved like a perfect gentleman. He also helped clean the house and prepare for the visit. Adam thinks there was WAY too much hurricane coverage and thinks Matty is like an old grandma wanting to watch it for hours. The only interesting part of the coverage was the streaker.

In politics, Joe Biden sticks his foot in his mouth several times once again. He doesn't even think he was best suited to be VP of the country. In other news, people are arrested for naked dancing, doggie doo dna helps to track down messy dog owners, and a woman dies of a stroke induced by orgasm.

Lastly, Adam and Matty listen to a DUI stop gone wrong. This guy is funny, indignant, and just plain IGNANT. Please don't mimic this stop if ever in a similar situation. Matty loves the pics from the listeners this last week. Please keep them cumming. :)

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Episode #29: Return from Fantasy Island, Noah's Arc Disney Vacation, Unsolved Mysteries, and Can I have extra napkins for my poopin please?

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sun, 7 Sep 2008 23:52:47 -0500

Heya bois! Are we glad to be back this week. In this weeks episode, we recap our FABULOUS vacation in Orlando. Scott and Ryan were awesome hosts and we look forward to seeing them again soon.

We also go over the final chapter in the Jai story. Hear the clues. Hear the news. You decide what you think is the truth, because we certainly don't know.

In the news, we discuss Sara Palin's eye glasses, bagel killings, the world's wierdest burglery and why democrats threw away 12,000 flags recently. I am not a Republican, but I have to cover both sides fairly. I like to give every story from both the TOP and the BOTTOM. You know you love it!!

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Episode #28: The Vacation Precum Special, Cocks Across the Ocean, Sticky Brits, I'll Have the Spicy Garlic Rat Please, She Must Have a Nice Foo Foo, Cock in a Hard Hairy Case, and I'd Rather Eat Baby Sick.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:26:52 -0500

Adam and Matty are joined tonight by the British Hottie, Jai. Sorry if he is a bit quiet boys, but Skype is not the most reliable recording medium. This is our vacation special, as we will be going to Whore-lando this weekend to see the mouse. Jai is so turned on and hot by this episode that he is sticky in bed.

In the news, the price of rat meat has gone up in Cambodia. And oh how we love some rat meat. What will we ever do? A Kentucky woman is arrested for Bigomy but we can't figure out why any man would want to be married to that. Jai thinks she must have a nice Foo Foo.

We try to explain the US political system to Jai. He is confused between Barack Obama and Osama Bin Ladin. Of course, some Americans have the same confusion. We listen to some not-so flattering audio from Joe Beiden, the Democratic VP nominee. Jai explains that he thinks Paris Hilton should be president of the US. Leave it to a Queen!

The rest of the show we ramble about our plans for the next week and go on and on and on about emails and birthday wishes and anything we can think of.

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Episode #27: HE's BACK, Gay Faggoty Drama, Flustered Adam, Melon Balling, and bunches of shit.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:06:45 -0500

Hey everyone. Matty's back this week and just as bitchy and preachy as ever. If you missed your dose of bitchy this last week, you will definately get it from this show.

Adam discusses vacation drama with the sexy British boy and his stress over having to rearrange the plans. All this, only to find out that the holiday COULD have stayed the same. Oh well, the trip will be LOADS of fun and is nonrefundable anyway. We can't wait to meet Ryan and everyone from The Way We See It!

Matty mentions a new video that Adam has made. It's coming to a theater near you. Or is it a grocery isle near you?? Well, let's just say Adam enjoyed some melon balling and fruit salad this week.

In the news, there's a bunch of shit, including boobs on bikes, lonely whales, and stupid students. Matty even has an all new Ignance list this week. It's madness I tell you.

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Episode #26: This is the Adam and ....what the...where's Matty? Adam podcasts this evening with special guest host, breath noise. Adam competes in the podcast olympics, don't drink the punch, Adam watches his boyish figure, we're sorry Mr, we've removed your lung by accident, and retarded policeman.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:10:48 -0500

Hey boys and girls. This week Matty has a migrane and can't be with us, so instead Adam podcasts with his breath noise. What? Well, please disregard the heavy breathing between every sentence. I've never done this shit by myself. I guess I need to put back the puff gaurd.

Adam goes off on a rant about his lack of perfection in his life and the perfection of the Olympic atheletes. He also discusses the recent pool party and his ordeal with the "Trashcan Punch." Don't drink the everclear.

In the news, Adam discusses the digitally enhanced fireworks display at the recent Olypics opening ceremony. In other news, popcorn is being removed from theaters in Englad, a man makes daughter drink urine, invisiblility cloaks are in our future, and the Cheeto bandit.

Lastly, Adam listens to some audio of the YouTube sensation, The Retarded Policeman. Don't get offended at this, but maybe Matty should never leave Adam alone again to play whatever audio he wants. Seriously, it's all in fun. Just give it a listen.

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Episode #25: Anniversaries are for fuck-ups, They call him grace, we're Sorry Sir, you're over your 4 count maximum of wives, Seal Penis Souffle, Best-Of the Bitches, and Surprise Surprise.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 4 Aug 2008 22:55:16 -0500

Adam and Matty start the show with more fuck-ups. You'd think the 25th Anniversary show would be a smash. But instead, Matty spills a drink all over the table and nearly ruins the equipment, ending the show for eternity. Adam shows his bitchy side as he almost loses control. Careful bois, he does have a dark side. Luckily the cum towel on hand saved the day.

In the News, a man is charged with having 6 wives, which is two more than is allowed by religious law. Jesus, and I thought Matty was enough. You'd think the extra wives would be punishment enough. Poor man. Restaurants in China were banned from serving dog during the summer Olympic Games, but were evidently NOT banned from serving seal penis. I hear it's better than the soup of the day.

Lastly, Adam plays best-of clips from both himself and Matty. Evidently Matty cracks himself up. We're sorry you have to put up with the dull humor of Adam. He will be assigned to producer duties from now on with no spoken parts. Adam also reveals a surprise VERY fitting for the 25th episode. There are pictures on the website. Register now and have a look!!

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Episode 24: The Sex-Files, Put your mouth on it, the Jesus's are coming, Aliens are out There, A side of flaming diahrea, Fish of the Day, and Fast Food 911.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:41:47 -0500

Adam talks about his trip to the new X-Files movie, BY HIMSELF. He also goes over his trip to Washington. Matty talks about his experience at the local drive-in restaurant the other morning.

In the news, a former NASA astronaut comes out with the knowledge that aliens do exist and NASA is covering it up. A 6yr old boy is dropped on the side of the road and left alone by his bus driver. And a boyscout porno gone awry.

Matty gives a shortened version of his ignant list. A girl or orca whale gets hurt on a water slide. The parks should start having a height AND weight limit for those rides.

Last, but not least, we listen in to a 911 call concerning an incorrect order at a Burger King. I know the irritation at having your order wrong, but do you really need to call the police? Why waste the cops time over a Western burger. Get a life!!

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Episode 23: Please insert here, in another dimension, hunky policeman, s&m barbie, and the outlaw of the West.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:46:18 -0500

This is a shortened episode because Adam is getting ready for his trip to Washington State. Adam starts out by talking about his recent car experience and the hunky police officer who helped out.

In the news, Christians could start getting arrested in Brazil if they discriminate against homosexuals. In England, families are outraged at the new "S&M Barbie." And a surgeon is being sued for tattooing a patient while she was under anesthesia.

We listen to an audio clip of a 911 call here in Texas of a man who decides to take the law into his own hands. Decide for yourself if we have gone back to the age of cowboys and Indians. :)

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Episode 22: Extra Crispy or Extra Bitcy, Adam's "GEEKY" bad day, Advertising "Suck our cocks, their the best!!", Happy Anniversary and Fuck Off!, Dead Donkey Auction, and Play the music Adam!!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:56:19 -0500

Adam and Matty are crabby, bitcy and Matty is drunk this evening. It's an interesting time to say the least. There's a conversation with Terminally Single Tim, including three ways and Paula Dean, Rock Throwing, and British Kisses...and that's only in the first 25 minutes.

In the News, a man recieves a bill for damage to a police car incurred while retrieving his stolen vehicle. A man buys a dead donkey and then raffles it off, robbery by lightbulb, urine tests, and sawed off pee pee.

In Matty's ignance land, rescued gimpy dolls, crack head attacked by toilet seat, torched yard, and stupid crook returns to crime scene to recover his dropped wallet. We also listen to a naughty british kids show. No wonder those Brits turn out the way they do.

This is the F*ck up show!! Adam forgets about voicemails and starts the ending music early. Then the audio isn't loaded. Will this day EVER end.

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Episode #21: Full moon rants, one-shot, two-shots, three-shots, WHORE, three blind mice and a shotgun, matty gets his ignance song, and Gerbil lovin.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 8 Jul 2008 23:56:08 -0500

We begin tonights show with rants from the week. What is it about a clearance sale and white trash women? Adam and Matty bitch about their crazy customers this week. There are also stories about the nude pool party, one shot, two shots, three shots, whore.

In the news, a woman shoots herself as she trys to kill a mouse in her trailer with a .44 handgun. Children may be racist if they don't like ethnic food. And woman assailed by swinging genitals in Germany. Adam and Matty would love to be assailed by genitals.

Matty can finally stop his bitching and moaning about an ignance song. Adam put together a theme song for the ignance list. Please send all negative comments to someone else. Any positive comments can go to Adam.

Finally, we listen to a radio news story about a gerbil, two homos, and a paper towel tube. Oh my!! I'm not sure that it's a real story, but it sure is funny.

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Episode #20: Bangers and Mash, Adam and Matty's Blue Ball Special, a whole new meaning to TheeWay Calling, watermelon Viagra, and Mini Me sex.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 2 Jul 2008 00:23:30 -0500

Let's all have a heaping helping of Bangers and Mash. Or at least get banged by our guest tonight. Jai, the hottie from the British Isles joins us for a brief chat at the beginning of the show. Keep your hands off boys. He's OURS.

Adam and Matty discuss encounters with a gecko and their trip to the lake. Sorry guys, it wasn't the nudie lake this time. We just had a swim in the mudhole called Grapevine lake. Have you ever heard of a moon fish??

In the news, Adam discusses the $25 an hour pay of an old homeless man in Colorado, a streaker in a thong, fake breasts, and a wig, and watermelon viagra. Matty attempts to read his ignance list and fails miserably. He won't be quitting his day job.

Lastly, listen in to a sex scene you didn't hear or see in the Austin Powers movies. Mini Me having sex? Adam makes a true life confession. And listen in to the listener voicemails. We love you all!!

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Episode #19a: Menajapodcast, Prudy McPrudy Pants, 5 bottoms on the kitchen island, WOW that dental plan is really workin out for ya, double wide houseboat , road head, and REALLY, I would've just pissed on myself again .

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:38:24 -0500

This is the third series in our menajapodcast special. Of course Adam and Matty wanted to CUM last. Join us in this third part of our podcast orgy with The Way We See It Podcast and QThunderboysLIVE. Please excuse the audio as skype had some sort of STD when we recorded.

I would take the time to outline everything we talked about, but I would be here all night. Listen in as we ramble about anything and EVERYTHING. Nothing is too sacred for this f'd up podcast.

Matty covers a shortened ingance list for this episode and Adam has a couple of "Dirty Minds" questions for the bois. And REALLY...does pissing have to come into EVERY podcast??

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Episode #19: Lucky Jock Strap, Clothing Not-So Optional, Chocolate with Cream, and my organ teacher with the HUGE organ!

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:21:48 -0500

The bois discuss their week mowing weed wacking, NOT wacking off, and going to more pool parties. Matty got WAY too drunk at the party leaving Adam to navigate his way to gather the drunky food and get them home. With only one dropped burger, the boys made it home without incident.

In the news this week, girls sexually harassing builders, ugliest dog, and the CDC uses Duct Tape in their $214 MILLION facility. Even scientists know how good that shit is. It will stick to anything. And we listen to an outtake of a news report gone wrong.

We try a new game this week. Listen in as Adam and Matty play their dirty version of The Price Is Right. Will Matty guess the price of the inflatable dong? Only if he can pull the one out of his ass to check the tag.

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Episode #18: We don't swim in your ass, so don't cum in our pool. Excuse me sir, before you get on the plane, do you need to empty your poop sac? How many immigrants can you fit in one attic, and Flaming wheel chairs.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:29:22 -0500

Adam and Matty had a fun time at the first pool party of the summer. There will be pictures posted, and we're sure there will be more of the parties this summer as well. How scandalous is YOUR pool party?

In the news, we learn about airport security that can tell you how full your poop sac may be, immigrant stow aways, and flaming wheel chairs.

We also make fun of two ignant girls in Florida who stole money from a girlscout. And then, they proceeded to show their lack of brains and remorse while giving an interview to a local station. What lesson did you take away from this situation? "We learned not to get caught next time." Whatever!?!

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Episode #17: I'll Have a Burger, Fries, and a side of schlong please, cream on the side. Gay love Connection in Sinton, a mooning gone horribly wrong, and "Matty, Judge and Jury".

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 9 Jun 2008 11:37:21 -0500

In this episode, Adam discusses flirtation with a new boi at Wendys. "Are YOU on the dollar menu?" I don't think so.

We discuss a listener in Sinton, TX and offer up to make a love connection with one of our listeners. As there is NOONE in Sinton to be found.

In the News, a guy is injured in a mooning incident gone horribly wrong and Matty sits as Judge and Jury, which is no surprise to anyone we're sure.

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Episode #16: Vacation Hell, Bull Testicles (what?), yeast infected Sex and the City, and can I have some dirty hot puffy tacos?

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 2 Jun 2008 00:42:51 -0500

Adam and Matty discuss their not-so vacations with the family over the Memorial Day weekend. Matty is bitter over his trip to Corpus and Adam recounts his trip to Hickville.

In the news this week, we celebrate the bull testicle as Adam reads a story about a festival in Wyoming. Anyone care for some deep fried nuts?

Adam and Matty recount their trip to see Sex and the City this weekend. "Fabulous" movie, but beware of the hoards of pussy invading the theaters. This is a female filled movie guys.

And last but not least, we discuss our trip to the bar on Saturday and the puffy tacos we enjoyed later. We will let you listen in to figure out what that is. It's delicious!!

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Episode #15: It's Memorial Day so get out your moomoo and get to the beach, vacationing with the evil twins, naked matty, and get your gay on vacation destinations.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Wed, 28 May 2008 22:30:43 -0500

This is the Memorial Day broadcast of the Adam and Matty show. We were on vacation this weekend so this was prerecorded, but posted late so that I could add our updates.

Adam and Matty discuss naked sunbathing for anorexic bitches and the top gay vacation destinations. Also listen in to our bitter voicemails from our trips to see family this weekend.

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Episode #14: Thank you for calling dell, how can we fuck you over? My computer needs a dickectomy, you can see my pussy, but not my face. Fall TV preview, too bad it's not porn, and I'd rather have a dildo ass scratcher than a revolver up my ass.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 19 May 2008 00:13:49 -0500

Adam discusses his attempts at repairing Matty's ailing computer this past week. We get to hear Matty type the entire episode as proof that the computer was fixed. Adam complains about the Dell customer service representative and plays audio that is very fitting.

Matty discusses his week at his new job and a couple of hot guys that work in his department. Is it sexual harassment if they are hot?? We certainly hope not.

Adam discusses a woman in the news who divorced her husband because he removed her vail after 30 years of not seeing her face. What has he been looking at all these years? Her twat? Adam also goes over a fall TV preview...and NOT porn you dirty minded listeners.

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Episode #13: Weedwacker wackoff, birthday ass, dirty dildo candles, and kinky news.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 12 May 2008 00:00:31 -0500

The adventures of Adam and Matty continue as Matty has a fight with both a weedeater and a 6 inch stud and looses. Matty also turned one year older this past weekend, and of course, drama ran rampant as usual. How many guys do you know who get ass for their birthday??

Matty also started a new job this week and Adam has more adventures at his new part time job. Which of these candles will fit in my ass??

The news this week is full of kinkiness as a CNN anchor get's busted cruising in Central Park and a woman kills her husband in a bondage fantasy gone awry. Or did it?

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Episode #12: Hot creamy mexican, don't you dare tax my double cheeseburger, smell my chair, good luck baby toss, and double "D" Obama.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sun, 4 May 2008 22:33:36 -0500

We had a pretty uneventful week this week. But Adam does discuss the creamy light skinned hispanic guy from Mexico City that he works with at Pier One. He'd like to tap that mexican ass.

In the news, there is discussion of a "sin" tax on fast food in New Jersey. Matty may fall over dead if that ever happens in the wonderful state of Texas. A politician in Australia smells a womans chair after she gets up for that smell of twat. Doesn't that come in a room spray??

There is a story about religious fanatics in India who throw their babies off of a temple 50 feet to a sheet below for good luck. No wonder they all work for Dell reading off of scripts. And we discuss a reverend in Manhattan who hates Obama.

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Episode #11: Wank Your Way to Good Health, Can I get an Amen and another round for the fellas, Forklift needed for Sex Slave, Dear Jesus can I have cheaper gas, and adolescent city council.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:54:36 -0500

Adam discusses his new part time job other than the escort business that flopped. Matty discusses his new job as well and the drama surrounding his current position. Bitterness flows like vodka in the Adam and Matty studios.

Adam goes over funny news stories from the week including a way for men to avoid certain cancers, curious church services, overweight corpses, and triplet porn stars. Matty has another ignance list filled with sheer stupidity.

Lastly, we listen to a clip of a recent city Council meeting in detroit that goes a bit ghetto and a lot adolescent. Listen in and listen to what your tax dollars may be paying for.

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Episode #10: Take Deux, take one cap of bleach and call me in the morning, it's a fat ass world, and it's sheer ingnance.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:00:33 -0500

Hey everyone. It's our second attempt at episode 10. We recorded orginally on Saturday, but the audio was unbearable due to my shitty ass Vista operating system and McAffee. I found out McAffee scans continually unless you turn the shit off. I THINK I've gotten it fixed. Hope so. If we aren't funny in this episode, then just think of how HILLARIOUS we were on Saturday.

I go over some funny stories from the news this week including the high level of sex education in Florida, the anorexia delima in France, and of course the fat asses at Disney.

Matty thinks just about everything in life is ignant, so join in as he starts his list of ignance from the week. I'm sure you will all be enlightened.

Last, but not least, a show just wouldn't be a show without some stupid bitch squeeling like a pig as she is tazed by a hot cop. Is this an abuse of power or did she get what she had coming?

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Episode #9: How does white trash install a satelite, What does a man have to do to get a penis sucker, and porn for the blind (only moaners need apply).

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:08:50 -0500

Ok ok...it's not usually funny when someone dies. But when you hear this story, you will not be able to help yourself. Whatever happened to using a drill to make a hole in the wall?? What do you think a white trash man will use to do the same task?

We discuss our hunt for the illusive penis lollipop, or as we say in the south, "sucker." We also reveal the winner to our very first show contest. Tune in to find out.

Were you ever told that you would go blind if you masterbate too much? Well, don't you worry. If you do go blind, there is a porn website for you. You won't even have to skip a j/o session. Log on to pornfortheblind.org. :)

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Episode #8: What does it take to get a trick? Step right up ladies and gentlemen to see the purple haired leather daddy and world's first Pregnant Man. Bitchy choir directors and organists who bend over. Adam and Matty whip somebody's techno ass, and loan officer on X with his Pecker stickin out.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Mon, 7 Apr 2008 22:59:02 -0500

Matty is as usual preoccupied with finding the next trick. "Bottom down on aile three is a blue light special!" What does it take to find a trick in bum fucked Egypt anyway?

We discuss the recent story about a pregnant man. My stance on the issue is that it's not a man at all. If you got a pussy, you ain't a man. We'll leave it to you to decide.

We also discuss a new song to grace the pages of the internet. If you ever feel stressed at work and want to kick some ass, you'll appreciate this song. Try out the blues AND techno flavors please.

And finally, we discuss our bitchy choir director,the organist bottom, and the faggoty loan officer with X-tongue and a sticky outie pecker...Oh MY!

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Episode #7: Nipples, nipples, and more nipples. Can a fag measure higher than 8 1/2 inches? How dirty is YOUR mind? I've got a toiletectomy at 10. And, take a swim in the dead pool.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:10:02 -0500

Can there ever be too many nipples and boobs? When they are attached to women,we say YES. We describe our trip to the local white trash sports bar and a recent news story regarding an airport and a nipple ring. Evidently a pierced areola cannot fly the friendly skys.

We discuss our recent endeavor into lesbianism. We are tiling the backsplash in the kitchen ourselves. The horror! Can a faggot really measure anything that's over 8 1/2 inches? A ruler and a gay boi do not mix.

We also try out a game we pulled out of the "closet." How dirty is YOUR mind? Let's find out. Let's take a dip in the pool as Adam and Matty start their very own dead pool for '08. Who do U think will die first?

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Episode #6: Bitter pills, the resurrection of Matty, Bear Cave madness, Feltup Barback, and "I'll take my communion on the rocks please."

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:28:17 -0500

Matty is coming down from a Vicadin high in this episode. Sorry for the bitterness, but his back hurts. Hmmm... What was he doing to get a back ache?

We discuss our trip to the bear bar over the weekend. We didn't really fit in. Find out what happens when you mix two semi-twinks with a room full of bears. It's not always pretty. We had to leave the bear cave and go to our favorite bar at the moment, so Adam could feel up the barback.

We ramble on about our Easter madness and it seems Matty wants to give a review of all of the bars in Dallas. Who needs the Damron guide when you have our show?

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Episode #5: Introducing our friend Joseph, the wicked Bitch, Queen of the Northwest. Tar and Feather the Fat Baptist, Governors and Hoes, and Revenge of the Sucky Faggot Realtor.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:08:00 -0500

Sorry for the delay in posting this week's episode. Things have been a bit hectic here in the Adam and Matty household. I had a concert on Sunday and wasn't able to edit the audio until yesterday.

We introduce you to a good friend of ours in this episode. Joseph will be joining us from time to time to shoot the shit and talk about whatever is on his mind. He doesn't even have to be drunk to be giggly. LOL

In this episode, we discuss fat baptist senators from oklahoma who think that homosexuals have an agenda to teach their children our ways. Does every politician have a hoe on the side? Find out where the good escorts hang out in Dallas.

We also are suprised to learn that our stupid faggoty realtor listens to the show!! We are sooo embarrased that we've said all that about him. Maybe we can make it up to him by giving him a good time. :) Once he has the best bj in the world,he won't even remember what Matty said.

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Episode #4: Urinal foreplay, jumpstart me with your huge jumper cable, and my fellow Americans "What's the price of gas?"

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sun, 9 Mar 2008 23:04:00 -0500

Do you enjoy some nice hot forplay at the urinal? Well, it appears Adam does. Listen in as Adam and Matty discuss their trip to the local cruisy bar for some hot strippers, hot bar tenders and play at the urinal. Play at the urinal?? Just listen.

Adam and Matty discuss car trouble woes. But don't worry. Where there is a broken down car, there is a HOT SEXY str8 boi with a big THICK jumper cable.

In the news, President George W doesn't know the current price of gas. We guess he's spending too much time planning the Presidential Library and his retirement home here in TX.

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Episode #3: The Matty Show, with special guest, ADAM. On your right, you'll notice your graveyard. The Corpus Christi International Airport and Trailer Park, and Duck Orgasms.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sun, 2 Mar 2008 13:08:58 -0600

Matty gets a little long winded in this episode when he discusses his trip home to see the family. If you don't know everything about his life and family, you will after this show.

Adam and Matty discuss air travel and the amount of training it must take for that flight crew to sound so calm no matter what issues are going on in the plane.

Adam discusses his trip to the strip club with Justin from the DTWF podcast and their fun times with the stripper.

Last, but not least, this isn't an episode from the Disney channel. Listen in as one of Disney's characters has an orgasm. A WHAT?? Just listen in.
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Episode #2: Southern Fried Goodness, Oops I slipped and fell on your stick shift, and looking for fisting friends.

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:26:18 -0600

Adam discusses his Southern fried Valentine's Day dinner for Matty. Adam reads a survey done by Kia motors concerning couples and driving. Do you hate your partner's driving? Has driving ever broken up a relationship in your life?

Adam and Matty introduce a new segment called Adam and Matty's 5+5. 10 things that drive us crazy when driving or riding with others.

Looking for friends on gay.com? Please don't put pictures of your ass hole if that's all you want. We discuss people who show their privates online but pretend to be "looking for friends."

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Episode #1: Introductions, Tranny Sex, Butthole tattoos

adam@adamandmattyshow.com (Adam & Matty) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:46:58 -0600

Adam and Matty introduce themselves. Ever had tranny sex? Does this make you less gay? Do you think a butthole tattoo would be cool or gross? Matty thinks porn was sent from God above. What do you think.

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