the Adult Joke Book

Anna Friel Panty Shot

2012-03-10T17:13:00.001-08:00

great pussy shot of English actress Anna Friel

Roses are red

Grass is greener

When i think of you

I touch my wiener

Caitlin Manley Lingerie Pics Part 5

2012-03-02T12:59:00.000-08:00

Sexy American Fashion model Caitlin Manley pics from a steamy lingerie photo shoot

Caitlin Manley Lingerie Pics Part 4

2012-02-29T12:55:00.000-08:00

Sexy American Fashion model Caitlin Manley pics from a steamy lingerie photo shoot

Caitlin Manley Lingerie Pics Part 3

2012-02-27T12:48:00.000-08:00

Sexy American Fashion model Caitlin Manley pics from a steamy lingerie photo shoot

Mila Kunis's great ass spandex

2012-02-27T11:11:00.000-08:00

super hot Ukrainian actress Mila Kunis showing off her ass in spandex

Miranda Kerr see through panties

2012-02-25T18:51:00.000-08:00

Australian model Miranda Kerr flashing her see through panty covered kitty

Cheyenne Tozzi Nipple Slip

2012-02-25T13:03:00.000-08:00

Cheyenne Tozzi black bikini nipple slip

great nipple slip from Australian model and wannabe singer Cheyenne Tozzi.

Caitlin Manley Lingerie Pics Part 2

2012-02-25T12:42:00.002-08:00

Sexy American Fashion model Caitlin Manley pics from a steamy lingerie photo shoot

Pregnant Women Sex

2012-02-25T12:37:00.002-08:00

Having sex with a pregnant woman isn't bad, it's when the baby starts giving you head.

Sick Joke

2012-02-25T12:35:00.002-08:00

A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS."

The doctor replies, "Are you gay?"

The man answers "yes."

The doctor says, "I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of prune juice...

Take all of the laxatives and drink all of the prune juice, then take a nap for a couple of hours...

When you wake up your problem will be solved."

The man answers, "Will that cure my
AIDS?" The doctor replies, "No, but you will find out what your ass hole is really for!"

Caitlin Manley Lingerie Pics Part 1

2012-02-25T12:34:00.002-08:00

Sexy American Fashion model Caitlin Manley pics from a steamy lingerie photo shoot

titties for beer

2012-02-17T16:00:00.000-08:00

Two ugly fat-assed skanks tried flashing their saggy old titties for beer money.

http://www.abc-7.com/story/16951141/2012/02/16/beer-money-flashing-offers-lead-to-knife-attack

Why can't good looking chicks ever offer titties for beer (:

Demotivational Posters

2012-02-12T14:22:00.000-08:00

Distractions: What the hell is he looking at?

Tennis: It's fucking awesome!

Photoshop: You know what to do :)

Canadian Girls: Don't Mess With Them -Eh!

christina aguilera camel toe xray

2012-02-06T21:06:00.001-08:00

nice xray view of christina aguilera camel toe

Super Sexy Cheerleaders

2011-02-06T07:10:00.000-08:00

some super sexy cheerleader

Nice Sideboob ~ Alison Lohman

2010-12-03T04:19:00.000-08:00

some sexy sideboob shots of super hot American actress Alison Lohman

Hot Candid Babes

2010-03-21T12:04:00.000-07:00

some nice candid girl pics

cute blonde angel showing her panties

little hottie flashing her titties :)

super hot candid pic of cute playboy loving babe

sexy and funny pics

2010-03-17T15:09:00.000-07:00

babe flashing her titties

crazy chick with a firecracker up her pussy

cute blonde girl flashing at the game

fast learner, this kid has the right idea :)

Redneck Letter

2010-03-13T20:55:00.000-08:00

Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or girls so don’t know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

Love, Ma

Taylor Swift 2009 MTV Video Music Awards

2010-03-13T20:49:00.000-08:00

A couple of nice pics of young hot country-pop singer-songwriter and actress Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Don't know about you, but i pray every night someone realeses a homemade porno of this little cutie.

Volleyball Girls Cute Asses

2010-02-15T15:07:00.000-08:00

i am so so sick, but hey i can't really help it when you are a dirty old man, you are a dirty old man :)

Some Guys Sexy Wife in a Thong

2010-02-08T09:24:00.000-08:00

Mardis Gras Bikini Bartender

2010-02-08T08:55:00.000-08:00

i gotta go to Mardis Gras :)

What a woman says...

2010-02-08T08:51:00.002-08:00

What a woman says...

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

Two doctors

2010-02-08T08:51:00.000-08:00

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"