The Adventures of Tap

Sweet Jesus I Need to Pee

Tap — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 05:14:02 +0000

I don’t know about you, but within seconds of getting up in the morning, I experience a furious need to pee. Typically, this is not a problem, as I wake up most days before my girlfriend does, and make my way to the bathroom before she can occupy it. Sometimes, and this is usually on the [...]

Check Your Pants Before Donning

Tap — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 04:52:00 +0000

Do you ever check your pants before you put them on? If you don’t, perhaps you should start… I’m not talking about clean pants fresh out of your closet. I’m talking about that pair of after-work jeans that only gets a couple hours of wear a day. You get home, you take off your work [...]

Update on The Accident

Tap — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:51:42 +0000

Turns out the guy that hit my sister was not only way over the blood alcohol limit, he had just recently turned 17. So no jail time for him. Not much of anything. He walked away from the accident with barely a scratch. My sister and her boyfriend are both out of the hospital and recovering. [...]

You Never Think It Will Happen to Somebody You Know

Tap — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:26:37 +0000

You hear about shitty things happening to other people all the time. More often than not, you don’t know who those people are. They are not your family, they are not your friends. Divorces, deaths, accidents, financial downfalls. Their severity can run from unfortunate to terrible. Take death for instance. A great grandfather passing on is [...]

Solo Drive Home

Tap — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:02:39 +0000

I had been looking forward to it all summer. It was going to be fantastic, and it would happen without any problems. My parents were not thrilled about it. I had had some issues attempting the same sort of thing before, and almost died as a result. But, I felt I had a plan that [...]

Today At Work: Morgue Breath, Dead Lady Walking

Tap — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:03:41 +0000

Today at work I… EXPERIENCED MORGUE BREATH. You know morning breath? Yeah, I bet you do. Picture just how nasty it can be. Now think about the smell of rotting flesh. If you have never experienced it first hand, it has this sickly sweet smell that makes you want to vomit almost instantly. Mix that with [...]

My Awesome Day

Tap — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:19:39 +0000

This day, for me, has been messed up. I cannot say it has been terrible, because most of it is just too damn funny. My day started much earlier than I had planned. I didn’t have to be to work until 11am, and figured I could do with a good sleep-in. But I woke up at [...]

Today At Work

Tap — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:20:21 +0000

Today at work I crapped a brick. There was a young woman in who had requested a backup of the data on her laptop in preparation for transfer to a new laptop. I copied the usual folders, and formatted the old hard drive as I usually do to prevent such things as identity theft and whatnot. She [...]

Yes, I Replaced Dan

Tap — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:27:32 +0000

My new job as a computer tech is going well. The staff seem to like me and appreciate my work, and despite the fact that I received no training, and the previous tech had left a week before I got there, leaving a mess, I have caught up and am now on top of things. Most [...]

Today At Work: Go Fuck Yourself

Tap — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:57:15 +0000

Today at work I.. Realised that there are some customers of Value Village that need to be told off. Below are some customer types that I wish I could say “Go fuck yourself” too. I like to donate boxes of smelly garbage. These people really piss me off. Instead of donating a box of item that we [...]