http://www.theangrypharmacist.com Rants from the most trusted profession. Sat, 26 May 2012 14:55:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheAngryPharmacistAngryTweets/~3/9fHrOdO3Es4/angry-tweets-for-2012-05-26-2.html http://www.theangrypharmacist.com/archives/2012/05/angry-tweets-for-2012-05-26-2.html#comments Sat, 26 May 2012 14:55:00 +0000 theangrypharmacist http://www.theangrypharmacist.com/archives/2012/05/angry-tweets-for-2012-05-26-2.html

I made a difference in a patients life today! He locked his keys in his car and I let him use the stores bent coathanger. #

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Im sober, theres not a drop of fucking booze in the house, I have a dentist appt right before work, can life suck any more? #

Oh, yeah, retail pharmacist, thanks for bringing that up assholes. #

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The anthem for today boys and girls: http://t.co/VtQT8vBm #

My Soma brings all the boys to the store, damn right its cheaper than yours, I'll fill it early but i'll have to charge. #

Fuck, my soma did bring all the boys to the yard, now I wish they would go away and stop yelling at me. #

My goal today, drink a gallon of chocolate milk. My purpose today, to not shit myself after said gallon is gone. #golytely #

No word yet from @Lexi_Comp still keeping my hopes up! #

What the hell, I give @Lexi_Comp tons of twitter entertainment and they cant even hook me up for free advertising? #

Heh @TheBKBJ: "You just want to say that you're officially sponsored by @Lexi_Comp " … Me: "Yeah, actually, I do." #

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Its Friday at 12:01am. I should probably start counting vicodin/soma now so I wont be behind when the doors open at 7. #

Hey @Lexi_Comp if I give you free advertising on my site will you give me LexiComplete for free.. #

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I was going to write something funny, but some asshole decided to RTS 10 of the 20 medications he called in to be filled. #

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Mexican Food + Lots of beer drinking = National air freshener holiday. #

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Who's got 2 thumbs and mounts a GoPro to his daughters toys? Bob Kelso. #FOREVERALONE #

My daughters turd size:body mass ratio would be like me shitting out telephone poles. Guess big assholes run in the family. #

Off to go ride my daughters GoPro enhanced toys around while shes not looking. #crashcam #

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Every time I see an ER script I think of my twitter ER doc friends. That their jobs are just as fucking frustrating as mine is. #

Though I think its just trolling gold to have an ER patient wait for 6 hours so I can make them wait another hour for their Rx for 3 vicodin #

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"This genetic drug dont work for me!" "Well then you can pay for brand name." "This genetic drug works damn good for me!" #

So for those of you NOT in pharmacy, when I talk about a "genetic" drug, I mean generic, because patients love calling generic "genetic". #

I got interviewed today: "What is advice you would give to someone going into your profession?" "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *snort* HAHAHAHA!!!" #

If I used 4square it would be: Work, home, liquor store, home, work, liquor store, titty bar, liquor store, titty bar, work, home, work. #

I think I just found my long lost twin. This isn't good if we get together. #

I dont always deny your early fill… But when I do I lol at you after you leave the store #pharmacymemes #

PUBLIC! Y U NO TAKE SHOWER! #pharmacymemes #

Not sure if playing dumb….. Or on too many vicodin….. #pharmacymemes #

Does anyone else but me think that if we shaped aerochambers like penises it would be funny? The MDI could be the balls. #drunkTAP #

Pharmacy Protip: "For Rectal Use Only" aux stickers have 100000 + 1 uses for making your day a little funnier. Dont ask. #

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I got 1 big bottle and 2 little bottles of Gin from @TheAngryBKBJ for not beating him this week. Tempted to drink & smash on his head. #

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