The Anime Reality http://www.theanimereality.com my escape from life and depression Fri, 18 May 2012 16:55:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Anime is White Nationalist friendly, right? http://www.theanimereality.com/2012/05/18/anime-is-white-nationalist-friendly-right/ http://www.theanimereality.com/2012/05/18/anime-is-white-nationalist-friendly-right/#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 15:19:28 +0000 Bruce http://www.theanimereality.com/?p=5819 Ever wondered why anime characters look white? Stormfront users have. They decided to get to the bottom of this issue, and SPOILER: it’s because white people are The Master Race, duh. The next question on their minds was whether or not this material produced by the Yellow Man could be deemed acceptable for consumption by whites. Opinions varied, some Luftakus stood by their hentais, while others denounced the “microwave-making scum” and their material as garbage. See how it all unfolded below!

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How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

The Great Irish Potato Rage

The Great Irish Potato Rage

Age is irrelevant!

Age is irrelevant!

Gotta stay legit.

Gotta stay legit.

Spudileo

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I wish I could live in an anime world... I wanna experience new things that never happened here in reality.. hm... 😒
May 5th, 2012 4:14 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@Zeroxaxl
Diane Dator
I like douche bag in both reality and in anime
May 6th, 2012 8:20 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@LadiiRoRa
Bloody Rose

honestly, anime to me is like a mistress. i'll go look for em when i'm down
May 7th, 2012 5:01 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@pandazhi2606
Lil Panda
Eating sushi is like being in an anime episode. Kind of makes your reality more anime-like ^_^
May 7th, 2012 2:28 pm via Mobile WebReplyRetweetFavorite
@YuukiHappyEnd
YuukiHappyEnd
All asain girls look like anime characters...
May 7th, 2012 7:57 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@Terrill911
Kristopher White
A girlfriend who could roll my weed and watch anime in My bed all weekend with me would be coo
May 9th, 2012 6:25 pm via Twitter for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite
I need a girlfriend to eat Taco Bell and watch anime with all night
May 9th, 2012 9:37 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@vegastrinityOBC
David Vegas
There was this Jap and he thinks I look like an anime!!kyaa!!!#Instagram
May 10th, 2012 6:56 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@AlliahChan
Alliah Gesta
eating cakes and watching anime because im forever alone #yay
May 9th, 2012 2:09 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@CieraHammond
Cieraaaaa
I need an anime watching, music lover, ice cream eating, tea drinking girlfriend or boyfriend. Any takers?
May 10th, 2012 2:31 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@GodslayerRon
Ronald sims
I wish we lived in some anime world or better I wish I had a girlfriend so I wouldn't think about this shit
May 10th, 2012 5:06 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@TheFakeAnujan
Screw Loose
#PlansForTheSummer watch anime alone in my room and cry
May 11th, 2012 12:05 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
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Sugoi.

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UPDATE: The greasy sperglord made his videos private, so here’s a summary!

UPDATE 2: Statutory rape video is back up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji1GCZGN9E

FAST AND HARD!!

You think this is something? Give me a full minute, and a gaggle of schoolgirls(Japanese, preferably.) and see how many asses I can whup! In a good way, of course.

Cane Video: Fat guy in super puffy vest flails some old man cane for thirty seconds while screaming, “I’M LIKE THE FUCKING FLASH WITH THIS SHIT!”

That’s pretty intense! I wonder what this master fighter’s ideas on statutory rape laws are?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LcatLdYems

Statutory Rape Laws: Fat, sweaty man squeezes his face directly against his webcam. He then spends about five minutes talking about how statutory rape laws are unfair and break up innocent relationships because you aren’t a child anymore when you turn thirteen years old.

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Oh no!

Are you crying yet?

Are you crying yet?

:(

:(

";_;"

";_;"

The horror!

The horror!

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Soda? With dessert? What a freak.

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The world will not be complete until video-cover this is finished.

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While watching anime i completely.forget about.my own life and reality without even thinking twice about it all.problems go away and im free
April 29th, 2012 11:27 pm via Twitter for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite
@x_DaynaMarie_x
Dayna-marie Forderer

I think I won't get a girlfriend any time soon cause I still watch anime, I'm hyper, I'll shout in public randomly and I'm no good bf! HAHA
April 30th, 2012 7:27 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@kiddosheldy
Hariz Kiddo
THIS is the nigga all up in my inbox...Look like he beats off to ANIME -.- http://t.co/4SAE858P
April 29th, 2012 10:05 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@ChellzLauree
Hi, Im Vulgar.
Believe it or not Animé is a place to escape reality, just like music. I dont care what people say, it helps me a lot...
April 30th, 2012 11:20 am via Twitter for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite
I just wish I could leave reality and enter an anime. #nerdlife
April 30th, 2012 12:18 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
I have a girlfriend in every anime I watch.
April 30th, 2012 9:56 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@S__satoru
[ i ] Junn
I don't need girlfriend right now. I got anime as my girlfriend.
May 1st, 2012 1:52 am via TweetlogixReplyRetweetFavorite
@NizamMathers
SlimSh▲dy'sCr▲zy™ツ
When I'm watching Anime... that's all the fuck I do ! LEAVE ME ALONE
May 1st, 2012 6:09 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite
@IceManArkie
Arash D.
Some bitch nigga said"if you are still watching anime and in high school or older grow up".Bitch fuck you. It's better than reality tv shows
May 1st, 2012 10:14 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@FearlessTradegy
Frank Enriquez
I'm afraid to ask an anime nerd "Why don't you just assemble a papercraft GIRLFRIEND??" in case they answer "I would if I could."
May 1st, 2012 12:23 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
I hate it when I see all those beautiful boys in anime and manga and then *bam* I live in reality.
May 3rd, 2012 11:12 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@JYNaRa
Lucifer's D
My 22 yearold bro get hyped on some fucking anime shit like nigga go look for an apartment or something
May 2nd, 2012 8:02 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
@1234_elizabeth
Elizabeth
Why do these group of Asians look like they shop from like... An anime book #mythoughtsatschool
May 2nd, 2012 6:17 pm via Twitter for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite
My buddy said i look like an anime character with my contacts in, which probably explains why i feel like having sex with a dragon
May 3rd, 2012 1:29 pm via Twitter for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite
girl next to me on the comp. is CRACKING UP at her anime cartoon strips...like dead seriously cracking up and shes all alone #fuckingweirdo
May 2nd, 2012 10:41 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@JamieHarbinson
Jamie Harbinson
it look like all he do is beat his dick to anime porn an eat bananas like shit
May 3rd, 2012 6:54 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@SouthSideLee
Lee Montana
2 girls from China are making lunch for me tmrw.I really must look like an anime character because the authentic asians luv the shit outa me
May 3rd, 2012 9:20 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@stephanie918
Stephanie Blum
i hate when people look at me with crazy eyes when i tell them i like anime -__-
May 3rd, 2012 11:48 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
@aiiyodanii
daniicakes ♡
Everytime I see a cute anime I'm like "Owww! I want a sweet relationship like that" then I remember I'm forever Alone.
May 3rd, 2012 5:38 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
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What a letdown.

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