tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197Mon, 07 Jul 2025 07:12:13 +0000A lot goes on inside the head of a medical student. What you read here is what goes on. It is a representative section, if you will, of a brain. Read. Think. Think. Read. Write. Enjoy. Okay? If you don't like what you see, let me know, and I'll do something about it!http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)Blogger64125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-1376358331150473791Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:51:00 +00002007-03-08T10:29:40.525+12:00Lecture is about to begin. That should be fun.This morning in PBL, the student in charge of bringing breakfast, forgot the goods for the second time. What a jerk. In anticipation of eating this morning, I didn't eat breakfast, and now I am hungry. "My stomach feels like it is eating itself", as some might say.Right now there are two girls from my class practicing giving high fives to each http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/03/brokeback-med-school-kids-and-weed-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-7201617668643481059Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:14:00 +00002007-03-07T01:47:03.924+12:00The Light, Nonfat Yogurt I am eating right now has a really weird, thick consistency.AMSA National Convention This Weekend. Hey-oooooh.Does anyone want to be a Vulvologist when they grow up?I am now eating String Cheese.Another type of String Cheese, the String Cheese Incident.Websites of NoteFoxy VegetablesThe Future of FoodNational GeographicBeing There: September 11 Volunteers Working in http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/03/string-cheese-medicinal-rice-non-stop.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-7843823116767119448Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:13:00 +00002007-03-06T12:41:12.295+12:00We are both the world and the people.A wise man once told me that college=wallege. When I asked him what that meant, he didn't give me a response. When I asked him why he wouldn't give me a response, he told me "For you, to understand my young ninja, you must go to college, because college=wallege."I just ate Chicken Pad Thai. The person I ate with, had Peanut Chicken w/ tofu.Is Tofurky good? I http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/03/wallege-tofurky-93lb-tumor-and-erectile.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-7863023260216061677Sat, 03 Mar 2007 15:33:00 +00002007-03-04T04:34:36.484+12:00Finalmente. I am able to post on the blog again. My sincerest apologies for a lack of posting over the past few days. I had a cardiovascular exam today (not on myself) and I now have free time again. Phew.Over the past few days, the following thoughts have come to mind.......1. Are photos of animals considered nude photos since they usually aren't wearing clothes?2. Why I am I on a sugar cereal http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/03/anal-sex-std-dating-sites-and-miracle.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-4331319322180039568Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:04:00 +00002007-03-02T14:10:43.229+12:00Sorry for not writing over the past few days. There is lots of action going on in the homefront. When I say a lot of action, I mean A LOT. I have been applying for grants, both year-out and research, receiving really poor exam scores back, writing differentials, reading for a final exam, and crying. So, bear with me. There will be more Anonymous writings tomorrow (Friday).On the good side of the http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/03/to-my-people.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-4405778600517057910Tue, 27 Feb 2007 15:02:00 +00002007-02-28T03:23:24.071+12:00And it all comes down to this.....I don't know why people sometimes make drastic changes in their appearance....First I used Prodigy, then AOL, and now I just use high speed internet.What if a medical student has narcolepsy? Would that affect their clerkships?Standardized Tests. Are they really standardized?Extreme people probably shouldn't be allowed into medical school. Right?! Recommended http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/celebrity-health-awards-green-tea-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-5733404223652023588Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:58:00 +00002007-02-27T03:21:29.328+12:00Tamponade1. Tamponade is a condition of blood flow stoppage either by insertion of a tampon (a wadded cotton plug) into a blood vessel or by a constriction of the vessel by an outside force.2. Collection of fluid between the heart muscle and the pericardial sac3. A yummy drink that tastes good on a hot, sunny day.In the HospitalIn the Hospital, the mighty Hospital,Patients sleep tonight.In the http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/hiv-circumcision-hotter-sex-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-3196761743662700095Sat, 24 Feb 2007 15:58:00 +00002007-02-25T04:09:36.775+12:00Birthday Cake Tastes Good Any Time During The day.Ice Cream Sandwiches Are Loaded With FAT.Rice Wine From Laos Tastes Interesting.I Wonder How Many New Foods/Snacks Are Introduced to Consumers Each Day?!Functionality is Functional.I HAVE HEARD RUMORS OF DOCTORS AND MEDICAL STUDENTS USING IV'S TO CURE HANGOVERS. IS THIS FACT OR FICTION? ANY THOUGHTS?Newsie News(click quotes)1. The Model Who Smellshttp://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/model-that-smells-like-dead-fish.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-6082003906005805865Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:36:00 +00002007-02-24T06:15:33.832+12:00I'm just a student, what do I know?I have no answers and my brain works too slow.Please don't pimp me,I hate how it feels,Show me the light,Teach me to heal.Give me a chance,Guide me along,I want to learn stuff to help people and things of the similar also know to show people feel nice and good.I am a medical student. This is a scenario that happened to me at clinic yesterday:A patient came to http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/poetry-for-soul-med-school-romance-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-7228684300734349859Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:11:00 +00002007-02-25T04:36:37.639+12:00Power Point has ruined the current state of higher education. It also makes the presenter look like they don't really know their material.Why do beans cause flatus? Any thoughts?Squash is both a sport and a food.Many medical terms have no valid roots and as a result, are difficult to memorize.The automated maps on www.weather.com really make you feel like a weatherman.Sites of NoteMedical School http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/squash-flatus-and-pre-eclampsia.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-7809818354911295233Wed, 21 Feb 2007 19:35:00 +00002007-02-22T10:34:35.606+12:00To the AnonymousLawStudent:a) Who are you and where do you hail from?b) I don't discuss "Race", for I believe we are all multiracial.Yesterday I was working with an OB/GYN attending who was 6 months out of residency. While working with her, she told me, "I hate my patients. I hate my practice. I hate my life."Any thoughts on this??Going to class isn't always beneficial for me. However, I feel http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/britney-spears-beef-foot-massage-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-5449600954320040356Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:12:00 +00002007-02-21T03:42:52.060+12:00Question by Blog Reader: "The obesity problem of the United States sounds pretty disgusting...can you confirm that exists? I'm Canadian..."Answer by Blog Writer: Yes. It exists. It is gross, actually. However, I have been to Ontario and British Columbia and there seems to be obese people there too, just not as many.Question by Blog Reader: I heard a rumor about a coffee shop in San Francisco thathttp://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/cat-fecal-coffee-better-sex-depressed.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-66023887152560421Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:21:00 +00002007-02-20T01:40:31.470+12:00If Life Was A Highway, like the song says, I don't think I'd want to ride it all night long because I'd probably get tired.Although Trix Are For Kids, adults like me like them as well.They now make Energy Water, aka Water plus Caffeine.Being Tired on Monday is normal for me, but, it's not cool, at all.Some say love is like a river, but, I think it is more like an ocean of emotion.Sites of http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/trix-emotions-and-otc-viagra.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-8756634976989266108Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:42:00 +00002007-02-19T01:58:31.369+12:00The world is spinning, but we appear stationary at times.If you have never been to a laser light show in a planetarium, you should really consider going.Cocoa Pebbles are a great snack.Leisure reading can be easy, but it can also be difficult.Tarzan was a wild and crazy guy.A Website worth checking out.....http://www.ashoka.org/A non-medical, but neat, video....News Stories to Consider Reading:http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/lying-patients-red-bull-video-and-cocoa.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-1335778051856715458Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:48:00 +00002007-02-17T06:15:05.314+12:00Hay May, It's The Hoochie Nay.A friend just got off of 39 hours straight in the hospital. That's not cool.Sleeping in class. Acceptable or not acceptable?Pizza with bacon, cheese, potatoes, and chives? Cool or not cool?Bunnies or Hamsters for pets? I am going to go with neither.The Sun is Shining, The Rain is Gone.Websites of Notehttp://www.unicef.org/magic/http://www.forgeprogram.orghttp://http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/george-bush-hoochie-viagra-for-babies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-2153011541616032416Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:02:00 +00002007-02-16T07:41:07.935+12:00American Idol. I mean, they are not my idol. Are they yours?The late Anna Nicole Smith. More of an American Idol that most American Idols, for her stunning looks, witty sense of humor, and likable personality. An All-American Lady, in my expert opinion."Poodles and Pussies". The name of the pet company in the movie Dumb and Dumber.Classical music. It's good for puppies and babies.Love. Boy, was http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/american-idol-anna-nicole-dumb-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-7159848001243759830Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:23:00 +00002007-02-15T10:34:03.882+12:00It's the day of Love, which is why it has taken me so long to write and which is why I won't be writing much today. I love loving things. I love food. I love learning. I love the sun. I love the snow. I love the rain. I love being outside. I love sleeping. I love being awake. I love people. I love animals. I love to love things. I love hot sauce. I love clothes. I love biting my nails. I love http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/love.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-7871867488387813520Tue, 13 Feb 2007 14:18:00 +00002007-02-14T02:32:29.712+12:00Question of the Day: Why do many Chinese restaurants serve Pizza on their to-go menus?Thought of the Day: People who think they know everything are fooling themselves, but also fooling other people at times too.Notable Websites:Partners in Health, an organization providing care for those in need. Click here.Food Link (UK), a guide to food safety. Click here.Three Notable News Stories(click quoteshttp://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/pot-menstrual-pain-and-food-link.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-5851603020564787558Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:39:00 +00002007-02-12T16:22:35.974+12:00Over the weekend I had a lot of time to think about a lot of different things. Here are a few unanswered questions that remain.1. Can dogs be gay?2. Who would score higher on the SAT's? Justin Timberlake or Cameron Diaz?3. Do the people who play medical identities on TV shows feel like they are doctors in real life?4. Who really invented the hamburger? Connecticut or Texas?5. Why are the words http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/real-hamburger-earthfoot-and-fake.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-7483682669778265605Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:43:00 +00002007-02-09T18:02:49.538+12:00My sickness is on the upswing, so that's cool. I figured since I slept more last night, I should get a puppy that would keep me up all night.I wish my school was in Upstate NY, I heard that they got almost 100 inches of snow! That is insane and I bet they've canceled classes there.High heels. I don't get them. Besides fashion and helping to increase calf size, what's the point of them? I mean, http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/my-sickness-is-on-upswing-so-thats-cool.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-7498262574325369615Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:18:00 +00002007-02-13T04:06:00.007+12:00This is the beginning of my Interview w/ Tiromed.com. If you like it and/or you want to learn more about Tiromed.com, PLEASE go to their site and check it out! It's a great site for physicians, medical students, premeds, and anyone in the medical field! If you like "student doctor" aka SDN, then you will LOVE this site. If you don't like SDN, you will also probably like this site. It has http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/my-interview-w-tiromedcom.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-3586149909579201943Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:53:00 +00002007-02-09T03:42:06.195+12:00I am on my way to becoming a celebrity in the field of "Medical Blogging". My first feature interview at Tiromed.com! CLICK THIS LINKA Poem about My HealthThose goddamn hives,Hives here, hives gone,"They're not so bad",You've got them wrong!Remember that,They're not like grass,You kill them once, They WILL come back.I had them TuesdayAnd Wednesday too,Si, estan aqui Manana?I'm suing the makers ofhttp://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-am-moving-closer-to-being-famous-that.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-8887856876418512427Wed, 07 Feb 2007 14:32:00 +00002007-02-08T02:51:10.526+12:00Sinus Pressure - check.Hives - check.Fever - check.Muscle Aches - check.I have a hole in the pocket of a pair of my dress pants. I know this because yesterday, while I was working with a Gynecologist, a bunch of coins fell through the hole, down my leg and landed (and rolled) on the floor, making a bunch of klink-klank noises, just when the Dr. was talking to the patient about how her http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/vomit-at-ny-fashion-week-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-6096888787472928762Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:57:00 +00002007-02-07T03:23:43.613+12:00I have a temperature of 99.1. That is normal.My head feels stuffy. That is not normal.I will be going to drink Green Tea in a minute, because it is good for you.Aches and Pains.Refugee Children....click here for moreThe Evolution of MedicineI have an earache ...2000 BC - Here, eat this root.1000 AD - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 AD - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/refugee-children-green-tea-sex-allergy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089205457334922197.post-5571430061331773337Mon, 05 Feb 2007 14:11:00 +00002007-02-06T02:39:07.733+12:00In My News.....I have a stuffy nose and scratchy throat. I am drinking Vitamin Water.I am looking forward to another week of studying.I am in the library, again.In Med School News....In New York City, aka the Big Cheese, Global Health Luminaries Gathered at Weill Cornell in a Push for Action on Neglected Diseases in Developing World. Click here for more.At the University of California at San http://theanonymousmedicalstudent.blogspot.com/2007/02/vitamin-water-in-my-mouth-and-saving.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Anonymous Medical Student)3