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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" gd:etag="W/&quot;D0cGR3ozeyp7ImA9WhRVGU0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249</id><updated>2012-01-18T16:43:46.483Z</updated><category term="Holidays" /><category term="sport" /><category term="Toys" /><category term="news" /><category term="comedy" /><category term="coloured pencil art" /><category term="local" /><category term="dickens" /><category term="politics" /><category term="litter" /><category term="Films" /><category term="fuzzy felt art" /><category term="Radio" /><category term="Phones" /><category term="music" /><category term="gammon and spinach" /><category term="Muffins" /><category term="computer art" /><category term="post-it note art" /><category term="Apple" /><category term="blog" /><category term="computers" /><category term="eggs" /><category term="sleep" /><category term="Environment" /><category term="forgotten albums" /><category term="comic-strip art" /><category term="Browsers" /><category term="shops" /><category term="numberwang" /><category term="internet" /><category term="felt-tip art" /><category term="tv" /><category term="film" /><category term="football" /><category term="w3c" /><category term="cars" /><category term="Books" /><title>The Ape</title><subtitle type="html">Glynn Bird's blog - about music, technology and British life.</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false&amp;v=2" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>246</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheApe" /><feedburner:info uri="theape" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0ADQX0yfSp7ImA9WxVUEU0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-407758224846041631</id><published>2009-03-15T08:12:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-03-15T08:29:30.395Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-03-15T08:29:30.395Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="music" /><title>Featured Artists Coalition</title><summary>This photo has been disturbing me a for a week on the BBC News website:It is a load of musicians who are forming a sort of musicians' union called the The Featured Artists Coalition to protect their rights now that the mainstream music industry is fragmenting. I'm not sure what is so upsetting about it; I looks like the Band Aid photo from 1984, but this time the musicians are doing it for </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/407758224846041631/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=407758224846041631" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/407758224846041631?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/407758224846041631?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/OX7M1hgYcjA/featured-artists-coalition.html" title="Featured Artists Coalition" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/Sby4xxs0VnI/AAAAAAAAAXg/umAt-LFD9OU/s72-c/featured-artists.jpeg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/03/featured-artists-coalition.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DU8EQ3ozfyp7ImA9WxVWFk4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-8646526555474230320</id><published>2009-02-26T08:34:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-02-26T08:43:22.487Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-02-26T08:43:22.487Z</app:edited><title>Jim'll Fix It</title><summary>Yesterday saw the publication of a photo showing the moment when Peter Sutcliffe shook hands with Frank Bruno, after Jim had fixed it for them to meet. The picture has brought shock and outrage to the to the Sun readership who are presumably up in arms about the fact that Saville is smoking a cigar in a clearly marked no-smoking area. Disgusting.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/8646526555474230320/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=8646526555474230320" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/8646526555474230320?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/8646526555474230320?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/adlgxRYXYBU/jimll-fix-it.html" title="Jim'll Fix It" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SaZUOi8-tQI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/RSU1t8JYvkw/s72-c/sutcliffe-bruno-saville.jpeg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/02/jimll-fix-it.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkIBR3w5fyp7ImA9WxVWE0U.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-5714717200985200750</id><published>2009-02-23T10:14:00.006Z</published><updated>2009-02-23T10:22:36.227Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-02-23T10:22:36.227Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="music" /><title>My new organ</title><summary>I went to Sedgefield Car Boot Sale yesterday and picked up this little beauty:It's at least 40 years old, mains powered organ - the proper type with wind blowing round in pipes.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/5714717200985200750/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=5714717200985200750" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/5714717200985200750?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/5714717200985200750?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/DWxGAjPLRQ0/my-new-organ.html" title="My new organ" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SaJ4rS4hI1I/AAAAAAAAAXI/LdFS3uR0K3c/s72-c/IMG_0138.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/02/my-new-organ.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkcASXw9fCp7ImA9WxVWE0U.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-9046362119706770381</id><published>2009-02-23T09:51:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-02-23T10:14:08.264Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-02-23T10:14:08.264Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="music" /><title>Woodpigeon #3</title><summary>Last Sunday's Sunday Times pick of the week for music was Woodpigeon at Westgarth Social Club, Middlesbrough. An odd choice,  but the Canadian band are playing a European tour and are appearing on all sorts of Radio sessions along the way. The new(ish) album, Treasury Library Canada, is getting good reviews.This is prime "I was into them first" territorty, but unfortunately, the band turned up </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/9046362119706770381/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=9046362119706770381" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/9046362119706770381?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/9046362119706770381?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/b9jZK5JH13I/woodpigeon-3.html" title="Woodpigeon #3" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SaJ0Bj9kdSI/AAAAAAAAAXA/pN4_bbTUKo4/s72-c/IMG_0137.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/02/woodpigeon-3.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C08EQHsyfyp7ImA9WxVXEUo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-9217860487980279141</id><published>2009-02-09T09:27:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-02-09T09:30:01.597Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-02-09T09:30:01.597Z</app:edited><title>Level Crossing</title><summary>Watch this video:Level Crossing nutters</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/9217860487980279141/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=9217860487980279141" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/9217860487980279141?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/9217860487980279141?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/mTy2n6P9r3o/level-crossing.html" title="Level Crossing" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/02/level-crossing.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEUBRn87fSp7ImA9WxVQFkg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-856719698538543944</id><published>2009-02-03T08:49:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-02-03T09:10:57.105Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-02-03T09:10:57.105Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gammon and spinach" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="politics" /><title>Maths  - It doesn't add up</title><summary>Yesterday's big story was the snow but the Conservative party were busy launching a fatuous taskforce to look into the teaching of maths in Britain. The team is to be led by non other than Carol Vorderman, Countdown's former maths spiff. The idea that a famous person who is good at maths is the best person to advise the Department of Education on how its teachers are to deliver lessons is </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/856719698538543944/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=856719698538543944" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/856719698538543944?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/856719698538543944?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/GX_XaIRzaMs/maths-it-doesnt-add-up.html" title="Maths  - It doesn't add up" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/02/maths-it-doesnt-add-up.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkIFRH85eip7ImA9WxVQE08.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-4105720108291325771</id><published>2009-01-30T10:13:00.006Z</published><updated>2009-01-30T14:08:35.122Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-01-30T14:08:35.122Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gammon and spinach" /><title>Ghosts on the ward</title><summary>As a citizen of the 21st Century, it is surprising how often one has to remind oneself that we are not living in the middle ages. Hospital managers in Derby have called in an exorcist to expunge a ghostly figure who is tormenting staff and patients. Even Radio 4's Today programme saw fit to interview an exorcism expert, who answered the questions without a flicker of embarrassment. Apparently, we</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/4105720108291325771/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=4105720108291325771" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4105720108291325771?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4105720108291325771?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/YqHGJKRxmQs/ghosts-on-ward.html" title="Ghosts on the ward" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SYLVjUondQI/AAAAAAAAAWs/L5AYd1ZhVUM/s72-c/ghosts-do-not-exist.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/01/ghosts-on-ward.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkANR3g-cSp7ImA9WxVQEEo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-4322257262448302274</id><published>2009-01-27T16:30:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-27T16:46:36.659Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-01-27T16:46:36.659Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="computers" /><title>iLife 09</title><summary>The  new version of Apple's iLife software is out today. The new iPhoto not only displays your photos on a map marking where they are taken, it has a face recognition feature which allows it to pick out photos from you library that all contain a certain faces. And it's pretty good at it too.It spots all sorts of faces:</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/4322257262448302274/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=4322257262448302274" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4322257262448302274?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4322257262448302274?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/lxSO0lpFIUk/ilife-09.html" title="iLife 09" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SX86DnkL-pI/AAAAAAAAAWk/hLMMKkt6RTs/s72-c/ilife.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/01/ilife-09.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DE4CRXo8eip7ImA9WxVQEEk.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-7848382376569008763</id><published>2009-01-27T08:56:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-27T09:02:44.472Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-01-27T09:02:44.472Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="internet" /><title>Twitter This</title><summary>So now Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand are both Twitter contributors, ably abetted by the comely Jane Goldman. With Stephen Fry on board along with Barack Obama, all we need now is Morrissey, Vic Reeves and Alan Bennett.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/7848382376569008763/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=7848382376569008763" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/7848382376569008763?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/7848382376569008763?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/_8ZtNz7g9og/twitter-this.html" title="Twitter This" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/01/twitter-this.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkUEQnc6fyp7ImA9WxVRGUU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-7052054899915789359</id><published>2009-01-26T16:27:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-26T16:43:23.917Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-01-26T16:43:23.917Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="computers" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="politics" /><title>The Whitehouse</title><summary>As Barack Obama was sworn in as President, he brought with him a desire to drag the the Whitehouse into the 21st Century in terms of its IT and communications. He's only been office a week and already his adminstration has:opened up the Whitehouse website to indexing by search enginescreated a blog to allow interested parties to follow developmentskept his BlackberryHe was already on on Twitter. </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/7052054899915789359/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=7052054899915789359" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/7052054899915789359?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/7052054899915789359?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/a5SnOHvpuJw/whitehouse.html" title="The Whitehouse" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/01/whitehouse.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkcMRHo6cSp7ImA9WxVRGEQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-4877930514839022751</id><published>2009-01-25T15:27:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-01-25T15:41:25.419Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-01-25T15:41:25.419Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="shops" /><title>Suggits</title><summary>I went to Great Ayton yesterday for a run out and was amazed to find Suggitt's to be virtually unchanged since 1975. They seem to have been forced to sell their sweets in metric quantities but it is otherwise identical. They even sell those boxes of Smarties you used to get at the Odeon. One look a the price list should give any former customer a frisson of déjà vu. I got 100g of Pontefract Cakes.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/4877930514839022751/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=4877930514839022751" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4877930514839022751?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4877930514839022751?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/W1FMJ-U7qeA/suggits.html" title="Suggits" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3314/3224874413_d892bf09d9_t.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/01/suggits.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEMDSXkzfyp7ImA9WxVRFkw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-4543903544101519033</id><published>2009-01-22T08:09:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-01-22T08:21:18.787Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-01-22T08:21:18.787Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gammon and spinach" /><title>Oath</title><summary>President Obama had to re-do his oath because the Chief Justice fluffed his lines first time round. Conspiracy theories were rife, claiming that he wasn't really the President because he'd put the "faithfully" at the end.So he did it again. But he didn't use a Bible. So that's not good enough either.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/4543903544101519033/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=4543903544101519033" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4543903544101519033?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4543903544101519033?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/tiV4p-Gx7bE/oath.html" title="Oath" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2009/01/oath.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUAHSHsyfyp7ImA9WxRaFUw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-8374650326006753667</id><published>2008-12-17T12:20:00.004Z</published><updated>2008-12-17T12:42:19.597Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-17T12:42:19.597Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="music" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tv" /><title>Hallelujah</title><summary>A scholarly article on the BBC News site analyses the lyrics to Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah and finds that the X-Factor winner's cover version seems to rather incongruously apply a Christmas theme to the Christ-free old testament story.In fact, Cohen doesn't seem to have committed a decent version of this song to tape; as with a lot his later work, the recordings are crippled by cloth-eared </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/8374650326006753667/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=8374650326006753667" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/8374650326006753667?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/8374650326006753667?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/I3add8nGSb8/hallelujah.html" title="Hallelujah" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/12/hallelujah.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUIGSH0yeCp7ImA9WxRaFEw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-1670500673927911935</id><published>2008-12-16T07:23:00.004Z</published><updated>2008-12-16T07:45:29.390Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-16T07:45:29.390Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="dickens" /><title>Mr Merdle</title><summary>As the BBC's Little Dorrit concludes, so real life mirrors fiction. In Dorrit, Mr Merdle (the man of the age) is an investment banker whose reputation is revered in society. He is patronised by the rich and famous, some of whom invest their entire wealth in his funds. He is ultimately ruined with the loss of all investments, forcing his followers into debtors' prison.In real-life, banks, pension </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/1670500673927911935/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=1670500673927911935" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/1670500673927911935?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/1670500673927911935?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/V93WfDkuqZU/mr-merdle.html" title="Mr Merdle" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/12/mr-merdle.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEIEQ34zcSp7ImA9WxRaEEQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-7370473080028638464</id><published>2008-12-12T09:25:00.003Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T14:35:02.089Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-12T14:35:02.089Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="shops" /><title>Woolworths</title><summary>Woolworths is probably going to close. Will we miss it? Well when the news came across the ticker on BBC News 24 the other day, it caused childhood sobbing in our house.Woolworths has the three magic ingredients; sweets, toys and video games. It's like Zavvi with sweets, or a toy shop with CDs or a sweet shop with toys. You get the drift.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/7370473080028638464/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=7370473080028638464" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/7370473080028638464?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/7370473080028638464?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/H9PuQ4AVhps/woolworths.html" title="Woolworths" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/12/woolworths.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ck4FSHw8fip7ImA9WxRaEE0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-4210765224922122847</id><published>2008-12-11T12:09:00.007Z</published><updated>2008-12-11T13:08:39.276Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-11T13:08:39.276Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="internet" /><title>Popular Science</title><summary>I followed a Twitter and ended up browsing issues of "Popular Science" from the early 80s. This American publication is very much a man's magazine with tips on how to maintain your outboard motor, build a gazebo and strip down a car engine. Popular Science Man is supposed to spend as much time in the garage as possible, with a huge range of power tools and gadgets. He has a collection of guns, a </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/4210765224922122847/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=4210765224922122847" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4210765224922122847?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4210765224922122847?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/B-Tq3bhY3U0/popular-science.html" title="Popular Science" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SUEILW7djaI/AAAAAAAAAVM/i1L3ELNfE-4/s72-c/chipboard.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/12/popular-science.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0ABRHo9fCp7ImA9WxRbGU0.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-6083418942581205079</id><published>2008-12-08T12:08:00.006Z</published><updated>2008-12-10T09:35:55.464Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-10T09:35:55.464Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="music" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="internet" /><title>Heavy Metal</title><summary>It would seem that Wikipedia has been censored in the UK because their page about the Scorpions 1976 album Virgin Killer reproduces the album artwork, which features underage nudity.The Internet Watch Foundation asked UK ISPs to block access to the whole "Virgin Killer" Wikipedia page in response to a complaint from the British Public. They looked long and hard at the picture and deemed that it </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/6083418942581205079/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=6083418942581205079" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/6083418942581205079?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/6083418942581205079?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/bLWQhzp0H54/heavy-metal.html" title="Heavy Metal" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/ST0pQqEx0gI/AAAAAAAAAVE/39RxkiIGqAI/s72-c/virgin-killer.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/12/heavy-metal.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0YNR3Yyeip7ImA9WxRVE08.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-5235138428406833968</id><published>2008-11-10T13:32:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-11-10T13:53:16.892Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-10T13:53:16.892Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="gammon and spinach" /><title>Fighting monks</title><summary>Bizarre scenes in Jerusalem yesterday as rival groups of monks battled it out, like football hooligans. Apparently, the Judean Peoples' Front met up with the Peoples' Front of Judea after a few beers, someone shouted "splitters!" and one thing lead to another.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/5235138428406833968/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=5235138428406833968" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/5235138428406833968?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/5235138428406833968?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/orAK2VdLxts/fighting-monks.html" title="Fighting monks" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/11/fighting-monks.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUIAQ3o8fSp7ImA9WxRWGEo.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-3960964937501600959</id><published>2008-11-05T08:19:00.006Z</published><updated>2008-11-05T08:25:42.475Z</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-05T08:25:42.475Z</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="politics" /><title>Obama for President</title><summary>At 5.a.m, I arose from my sleepless bed to see how the Americans were getting on and was stunned to find that Obama's victory was more emphatic than had been predicted. I watched his acceptance speech, with Jesse Jackson amongst the 250,000 spectators.It is a victory as epochal as if Martin Sheen himself had been voted as President.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/3960964937501600959/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=3960964937501600959" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/3960964937501600959?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/3960964937501600959?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/NqpfYb5eMjc/obama-for-president.html" title="Obama for President" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SRFXHQUa42I/AAAAAAAAAU8/oWT4JW1aOs4/s72-c/stars-and-stripes.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/11/obama-for-president.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkYBQXc5cSp7ImA9WxRRF00.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-50178820436527562</id><published>2008-09-29T16:51:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2008-09-29T17:02:30.929+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-29T17:02:30.929+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="computers" /><title>QR Code Generator</title><summary>QR Codes are two-dimensional barcodes. You may see them on business cards, in printed adverts or on people's t-shirts. You can encode anything in a QR Code from a website address, a phone number to block of text. The image on the right contains the URL of this blog. Imagine this was on a poster in a bus shelter. The mobile phone user points his camera at it and it will direct him to the website </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/50178820436527562/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=50178820436527562" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/50178820436527562?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/50178820436527562?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/Iawoi-B_UNE/qr-code-generator.html" title="QR Code Generator" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SOD7Cfr_OOI/AAAAAAAAAP4/D5rN_xrKNmU/s72-c/glynnbird.blogspot.com.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/09/qr-code-generator.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkcMQ3g8fSp7ImA9WxRSGEw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-6167097575406346729</id><published>2008-09-19T09:42:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2008-09-19T09:48:02.675+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-19T09:48:02.675+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="music" /><title>Woodpigeon Again</title><summary>I enjoyed Woodpigeon in York so much that I went to see them the next night at The Cumberland Arms in Newcastle. We got to pick a song for the set list and chose "home as a romanticized concept where everyone loves you always and forever" which was really well done.They have a blog which lists which songs they perform at which venue.</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/6167097575406346729/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=6167097575406346729" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/6167097575406346729?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/6167097575406346729?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/tlP954NIwMM/woodpigeon-again.html" title="Woodpigeon Again" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SNNnAyXGDMI/AAAAAAAAAPw/W9LRNW4PJQ4/s72-c/woodpigeon-newcastle.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/09/woodpigeon-again.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUUNRnY7eSp7ImA9WxRSF08.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-5468131507303885943</id><published>2008-09-18T08:40:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2008-09-18T09:41:37.801+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-09-18T09:41:37.801+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="music" /><title>Woodpigeon</title><summary>I went to see Woodpigeon last night at the The Junction in York. Woodpigeon are a nine-piece band of Canadian origins who make delicate, folky tunes with wispy vocals. They are fronted by a Bill Bryson look-a-like, who is accompanied by a mixed bag of keyboard players, violin, an Apple Mac, drums, electric guitar and five-string bass. They make a tremendous sound; less delicate than their </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/5468131507303885943/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=5468131507303885943" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/5468131507303885943?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/5468131507303885943?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/K3I96MpnlYE/woodpigeon.html" title="Woodpigeon" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SNIT-0vEJCI/AAAAAAAAAPo/Qvnpn9GXQsE/s72-c/woodpigeon.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/09/woodpigeon.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DkcHQHk4fip7ImA9WxRTEUQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-2479700292906627696</id><published>2008-08-31T15:41:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-31T15:47:11.736+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-08-31T15:47:11.736+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="music" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="tv" /><title>Maestro</title><summary>I'm not much of a watcher of celebrity knockout competition TV, but BBC 2's Maestro is cracking TV.Every week, the celebs conduct a short piece of classical music and they are judged by a panel of experts. The poorest is voted off. It's better than it sounds. Earlier on in the series, Peter Snow had the orchestra in chaos, whereas Goldie seems to be have the Midas touch, despite being unable to </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/2479700292906627696/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=2479700292906627696" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/2479700292906627696?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/2479700292906627696?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/g2b5_KnxqGQ/maestro.html" title="Maestro" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SLquCqmHkOI/AAAAAAAAAPg/Y6oMnldnG4w/s72-c/jane-asher.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/08/maestro.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;AkUGQXk_cSp7ImA9WxdaFkg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-4343967847791664232</id><published>2008-08-25T10:42:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T10:57:00.749+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-08-25T10:57:00.749+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="sport" /><title>The London Olympics</title><summary>I watched some of the closing ceremony of the Olympic games. It is extraordinary what you can do with a few thousand humans, some serious stage lighting and a few million pounds. Then came the British.A London bus appeared with the Brian Rogers dancers in tow. The dancers, representing the average Londoner, looked more like the zombies from Shaun of the Dead. The top of the bus opened as if by </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/4343967847791664232/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=4343967847791664232" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4343967847791664232?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/4343967847791664232?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/P3gTKtnxlN0/london-olympics.html" title="The London Olympics" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SLKBw-XwyxI/AAAAAAAAAPY/_yscSWTiZwQ/s72-c/olympics.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/08/london-olympics.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;DUQFQHg4eyp7ImA9WxdaFkg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29693249.post-5691778506232357190</id><published>2008-08-25T10:34:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T10:41:51.633+01:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-08-25T10:41:51.633+01:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="litter" /><title>Littering postmen</title><summary>If you walk the streets of your town and look at the pavement you will come across red rubber bands scattered at intervals. What is the source of this litter? Postmen. Our cheery Royal Mail delivery man thinks it is fine to discard the rubber bands that keep his bundles of letters together on the pavement whenever he is finished with them. What Postie hasn't considered is that a curious swan </summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/feeds/5691778506232357190/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29693249&amp;postID=5691778506232357190" title="1 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/5691778506232357190?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29693249/posts/default/5691778506232357190?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheApe/~3/GeTIMOw0izM/littering-postmen.html" title="Littering postmen" /><author><name>Glynn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16632705689688338777</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="24" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7651/58/320/profile.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wdZXQTQyY8Q/SLJ80ZaMpnI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/L83drjYay3Y/s72-c/photo-713320.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://glynnbird.blogspot.com/2008/08/littering-postmen.html</feedburner:origLink></entry></feed>

