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   <title>The Apeman Cometh</title>
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   <description>Former co-host of a "well known" internet radio show, this podcast presents the views and opinions of Mike the Apeman as only he can do it.  If you're looking for side-splitting laughter, this ain't the spot.  You'll chuckle, but most of all you're going to think, as Apeman points out all the things that are wrong with the world, and gives you advice on how to deal with it.</description>  <itunes:author>Mike the Apeman</itunes:author>  <itunes:subtitle>Former co-host of a "well known" internet radio show, this podcast presents the views and opinions of Mike the Apeman as only he can do it. If you're looking for side-splitting laughter, this ain't the spot. You'll chuckle, but most of all you're going to</itunes:subtitle>  <itunes:summary>Former co-host of a "well known" internet radio show, this podcast presents the views and opinions of Mike the Apeman as only he can do it. If you're looking for side-splitting laughter, this ain't the spot. You'll chuckle, but most of all you're going to think, as Apeman points out all the things that are wrong with the world, and gives you advice on how to deal with it.</itunes:summary>  <language>en</language>   <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>   <lastBuildDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT</lastBuildDate>   <copyright>(c) The Digital Monkey, LLC, 2005-2006</copyright>   <managingEditor>miketheapeman@gmail.com</managingEditor>   <itunes:owner>   <itunes:name>Mike the Apeman</itunes:name>   <itunes:email>miketheapeman@gmail.com</itunes:email>   </itunes:owner>   <itunes:keywords>no holds barred life opinions commentary apeman MtA views rants viewpoints discussion truth</itunes:keywords>   <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>   <webMaster>miketheapeman@gmail.com</webMaster><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <generator>Blast Podcast - BlastPodcast.com</generator>   <image>    <url>http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1166375387.jpg</url>    <title>The Apeman Cometh</title>    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com/</link>   </image>
  
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    <title>Episode 64 - 02-04-2008</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>After a LONG haitus, and a 'phantom episode', Apeman returns.  He explains where he's been and why he was gone for so long, and toys with the idea of a format change with some new segments, including one on NASCAR.</description>     <itunes:summary>After a LONG haitus, and a 'phantom episode', Apeman returns.  He explains where he's been and why he was gone for so long, and toys with the idea of a format change with some new segments, including one on NASCAR.</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>He's back, with a twist and maybe a change in format</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:39:57</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion truth view opinion viewpoint talk comedy funny mta mike the apeman detox defcon radio ptr probably totally random no holds barred high heels nudity public god adult NASCAR Obama mortgage bailout</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1233761419.mp3" length="28773982" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_8578</guid>    <pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1233761419.mp3" fileSize="28773982" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 64 - 07-07-2008</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>If you can't find this episode, it's because I was asked to take it down by my other half.  While I don't agree with this request, I am complying.  I will replace this episode with another as soon as possible.</description>     <itunes:summary>If you can't find this episode, it's because I was asked to take it down by my other half.  While I don't agree with this request, I am complying.  I will replace this episode with another as soon as possible.</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>This is a first.....</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:36:45</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion truth view opinion viewpoint talk comedy funny mta mike the apeman detox defcon radio ptr probably totally random no holds barred public myspace favors porn mcdonalds god adult friendship</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_7856</guid>    <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> </item>
  
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    <title>Episode 63 - 02-28-2008</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>Episode 63.  Yep, it's really here.  It's been a while, and the swing is still here.  We've got Myspace Rants, celebrity news, rants on the mortgage industry, questions about the C-word (See You Next Tuesday), Jane Fonda, and NASCAR!!!  It's a good episode, so listen and enjoy!</description>     <itunes:summary>Episode 63.  Yep, it's really here.  It's been a while, and the swing is still here.  We've got Myspace Rants, celebrity news, rants on the mortgage industry, questions about the C-word (See You Next Tuesday), Jane Fonda, and NASCAR!!!  It's a good episode, so listen and enjoy!</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>MySpace, Mortgages, and the C-word</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:53:45</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion truth view opinion talk comedy funny mta mike the apeman detox defcon radio ptr probably totally random no holds barred public myspace porn god adult NASCAR Countrywide</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1204264069.mp3" length="38708767" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_7345</guid>    <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1204264069.mp3" fileSize="38708767" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 62 - 01-19-2008</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>Episode 62, long overdue, but Apeman is back podcasting for you!  The delay is explained, and in addition we've got rants on attention whores, Paula Abdul, Britney Spears (F*** You Chris Crocker!), Just a Drop, Comcast, the Gas situation, the Salvation Army, and Pork Roll.  Wow....all over the map!  Oh, and tune in to PTR Radio too at www.ptrradio.com!</description>     <itunes:summary>Episode 62, long overdue, but Apeman is back podcasting for you!  The delay is explained, and in addition we've got rants on attention whores, Paula Abdul, Britney Spears (F*** You Chris Crocker!), Just a Drop, Comcast, the Gas situation, the Salvation Army, and Pork Roll.  Wow....all over the map!  Oh, and tune in to PTR Radio too at www.ptrradio.com!</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>He IS alive, but if you listen to PTR, you know that.</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:57:32</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion truth view opinion viewpoint talk comedy funny mta mike the apeman detox defcon radio ptr probably totally random no holds barred myspace adult pork roll attention whore salvation army britney spears mario lopez paula abdul</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1200721176.mp3" length="41433757" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_7153</guid>    <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1200721176.mp3" fileSize="41433757" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 61 - 11-14-2007 (uploaded again)</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>Shorter than usual, but after 5 minutes you'll know that the anger level is way WAY up there.  It's getting to be holiday season, and that only means more engragement on the part of Apeman.  this episode we discuss some new diseases, the bullshit excuses people give about their lives, more toy problems, Rosie O'Donnell, and some other random tangents that bring the RAWR meter to 11! (This is a re-upload to correct the iTunes issue.  Sorry if you have this episode already!)</description>     <itunes:summary>Shorter than usual, but after 5 minutes you'll know that the anger level is way WAY up there.  It's getting to be holiday season, and that only means more engragement on the part of Apeman.  this episode we discuss some new diseases, the bullshit excuses people give about their lives, more toy problems, Rosie O'Donnell, and some other random tangents that bring the RAWR meter to 11! (This is a re-upload to correct the iTunes issue.  Sorry if you have this episode already!)</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Male Birth Control, S.A.D., P.S.A.S., and STFU!</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:44:48</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion truth view opinion viewpoint talk comedy funny mta mike the apeman detox defcon radio ptr probably totally random no holds barred myspace sexual arousal syndrome season affective disorder rosie o'donnell kanye west </itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1195222861.mp3" length="32260702" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_6822</guid>    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1195222861.mp3" fileSize="32260702" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 60 - 11-01-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>In Ep60, we get the honor of hearing Apeman rant on address labels, cell phones, Marie Osmond, Criss Angel, and gives some friendly advice on the whole digital tv conversion thing happening in Feb 2009.</description>     <itunes:summary>In Ep60, we get the honor of hearing Apeman rant on address labels, cell phones, Marie Osmond, Criss Angel, and gives some friendly advice on the whole digital tv conversion thing happening in Feb 2009.</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Bring It On, Address Labels, DWTS, and some other STOOF!!</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:48:09</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion truth view opinion viewpoint talk comedy funny mta mike the apeman detox defcon radio ptr probably totally random no holds barred nhb dwts dancing with the stars iphone cell best buy bring it on criss angel</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1193976843.mp3" length="34673476" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_6758</guid>    <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1193976843.mp3" fileSize="34673476" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>10-17-2007 - Episode 59</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>APEMAN IS ALIVE!!!  Episode 59 is a classic rantfest, covering Myspace, iPhones, racism, bullshit politics, baseball, self-important pricks, and euthanasia!</description>     <itunes:summary>APEMAN IS ALIVE!!!  Episode 59 is a classic rantfest, covering Myspace, iPhones, racism, bullshit politics, baseball, self-important pricks, and euthanasia!</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Rants, rants, rants....we got 'em in mass quantities!</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:55:57</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion truth view opinion viewpoint talk comedy funny mta mike the apeman detox defcon radio ptr probably totally random no holds barred public myspace favors adult suicide racism cell phone iphone stupidity</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1192599546.mp3" length="40293982" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_6689</guid>    <pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1192599546.mp3" fileSize="40293982" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 58 - 09-20-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>Overdue...I know, but Apeman comes through with a (Probably) Totally Random episode of topics that will keep your head spinning.  We cover Britney Spears...and NO, Chris Crocker, I won't leave Britney alone!.  We cover Michael Vick.  We cover stupid McDonalds employees in kentucky, and we cover China.  In true Apeman tradition, we also bitch about MySpace.</description>     <itunes:summary>Overdue...I know, but Apeman comes through with a (Probably) Totally Random episode of topics that will keep your head spinning.  We cover Britney Spears...and NO, Chris Crocker, I won't leave Britney alone!.  We cover Michael Vick.  We cover stupid McDonalds employees in kentucky, and we cover China.  In true Apeman tradition, we also bitch about MySpace.</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Michael Vick, Snopes.com, and how dumb are women in Kentucky???</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:46:02</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion opinion talk comedy mike the apeman mta ptr probably totally random detox radio no holds barred truth michael vick aeon flux china snopes immigrant 300 this is sparta chris crocker leave britney alone</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1190347702.mp3" length="33144372" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_6566</guid>    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1190347702.mp3" fileSize="33144372" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episide 57 - 08-19-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>In Episode 57, Apeman is giving one last thought on So You Think You Can Dance, talks about some movie stuff, rants on Chyna Doll, serving sizes, being owned by Shark Week, China, more on flip flops....wait, no myspace rants? DAMN!</description>     <itunes:summary>In Episode 57, Apeman is giving one last thought on So You Think You Can Dance, talks about some movie stuff, rants on Chyna Doll, serving sizes, being owned by Shark Week, China, more on flip flops....wait, no myspace rants? DAMN!</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>SYTYCD, Cool As Ice, more movie news, and the usual rants.</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:48:52</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant talk commentary discussion opinion SYTYCD mta mike the apeman no holds barred truth detox radio voltron so you think you can dance shark week roseanne barr flip flop cool as ice vanilla</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1187580899.mp3" length="35191014" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_6328</guid>    <pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1187580899.mp3" fileSize="35191014" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 56 - 07-18-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>In a lengthy Episode 56, Apeman goes off on the Catholic Church, Spike TV, Philosophy Class and how Sabrina the Teenage Witch stole my shit, Forums again, and SYTYCD....and if you know what that stands for, I feel your pain.</description>     <itunes:summary>In a lengthy Episode 56, Apeman goes off on the Catholic Church, Spike TV, Philosophy Class and how Sabrina the Teenage Witch stole my shit, Forums again, and SYTYCD....and if you know what that stands for, I feel your pain.</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>White Castle, How Not To Get Killed, Philosophy, and more!</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:54:45</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion truth opinion talk comedy funny no holds barred detox radio mike the apeman mta SYTYCD so you think you can dance boondock saints catholic church philosophy nhb wiki lottery chris benoit myspace</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1184814791.mp3" length="39425358" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_6216</guid>    <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1184814791.mp3" fileSize="39425358" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 55 - 06-22-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>In an overdue Episode 55, Apeman rants about immigration and the legal system, construction, being hypocritical, Myspace &amp; T-Mobile's ads, and gives some views on So You Think You Can Dance, a new birth control pill, offers a prediction about Paul Abdul.  I'm sure there's a few tangents in there like...oooh!  Shiny thing!!!</description>     <itunes:summary>In an overdue Episode 55, Apeman rants about immigration and the legal system, construction, being hypocritical, Myspace &amp; T-Mobile's ads, and gives some views on So You Think You Can Dance, a new birth control pill, offers a prediction about Paul Abdul.  I'm sure there's a few tangents in there like...oooh!  Shiny thing!!!</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>SYTYCD, Paula Abdul, Lybrel, FedEx....we got it all!</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:52:17</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion view viewpoint opinion talk comedy funny no holds barred detox radio paula abdul so you think you can dance SYTYCD lybrel myspace t-mobile sidekick spiderman rambo sopranos porn</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1182483027.mp3" length="37653943" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_6099</guid>    <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1182483027.mp3" fileSize="37653943" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 54 - 06-04-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>Episode 54 has a pretty common theme among most of the topics - WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA!?!  What topics do we hit this week?  Nudity, High Heels, Porn, Keith Urban, Kidney Transplants, eHarmony, Right to Die...and I think there were a few tangents in there too, including on about MySpace (of course)!</description>     <itunes:summary>Episode 54 has a pretty common theme among most of the topics - WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA!?!  What topics do we hit this week?  Nudity, High Heels, Porn, Keith Urban, Kidney Transplants, eHarmony, Right to Die...and I think there were a few tangents in there too, including on about MySpace (of course)!</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>What is wrong with America!!!</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:47:47</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion truth view opinion viewpoint talk comedy funny mta mike the apeman detox radio no holds barred keith urban eharmony high heels nudity public myspace favors australia</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1181014532.mp3" length="34413923" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_6025</guid>    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1181014532.mp3" fileSize="34413923" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 53 - 05-07-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>We've got a rare moment in this episode, folks: Apeman controls one of his rants!  We start off with simple discussions on McDonalds, Vegans killing kids, Gays getting Syphilis, Foster's making electricity...then we start off on a rant that could have gone all night about God...but cooler heads prevailed and Apeman hit the kill switch in time.  (Maybe with enough responses, he'll finish that rant!)</description>     <itunes:summary>We've got a rare moment in this episode, folks: Apeman controls one of his rants!  We start off with simple discussions on McDonalds, Vegans killing kids, Gays getting Syphilis, Foster's making electricity...then we start off on a rant that could have gone all night about God...but cooler heads prevailed and Apeman hit the kill switch in time.  (Maybe with enough responses, he'll finish that rant!)</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Religion, True.com ads, Vegans, and Syphilis</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:40:30</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant discussion talk truth views viewpoint opinion mike the apeman detox radio no holds barred mcdonalds RIAA opie anthony O&amp;A vegan fosters true.com</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1179457182.mp3" length="29168013" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_5967</guid>    <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1179457182.mp3" fileSize="29168013" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 52 - 05-05-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>This is a sorta special episode because MtA clues you all in to what this BIG announcement is...or was sposta be, anyway.  But don't worry - once the seriousness subsides, we've got a ton of rants on more celebs, MySpace, Body Mass Index, why you need to thank Apes, immigration, and a few other things here and there.  Make sure to listen after the outro - we've got a surprise this week!</description>     <itunes:summary>This is a sorta special episode because MtA clues you all in to what this BIG announcement is...or was sposta be, anyway.  But don't worry - once the seriousness subsides, we've got a ton of rants on more celebs, MySpace, Body Mass Index, why you need to thank Apes, immigration, and a few other things here and there.  Make sure to listen after the outro - we've got a surprise this week!</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT...sorta....and a bunch-o-rants</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:50:45</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant talk discussion truth opinion view viewpoint no holds barred detox radio mta mike the apeman lindsey lohan angelina jolie apes body mass index immigrants immigration newscorp myspace barrick obama don imus ed whitacre</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1178338279.mp3" length="36540186" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_5929</guid>    <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1178338279.mp3" fileSize="36540186" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 51 - 04-27-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>We're all over the map this week, folks!  We start with a sad announcement and a plea for help, but then we get back to form ranting about who's a diva, Bollywood, stupid laws, Kryptonite...yes, you're reading this right...full frontal nudity, attention whores, autism, forgetfulness...it'll all make sense after you listen, I promise!</description>     <itunes:summary>We're all over the map this week, folks!  We start with a sad announcement and a plea for help, but then we get back to form ranting about who's a diva, Bollywood, stupid laws, Kryptonite...yes, you're reading this right...full frontal nudity, attention whores, autism, forgetfulness...it'll all make sense after you listen, I promise!</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Bollywood, Divas, Kryptonite, Autism...WTF!?</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:41:02</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant views opinions discussion viewpoint truth life mike the apeman mta detox radio defcon no holds barred bollywood richard gere lindsey lohan simon cowell autism kryptonite jane fonda bart simpson nudity</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1177645723.mp3" length="29555148" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_5896</guid>    <pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1177645723.mp3" fileSize="29555148" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
  
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    <title>Episode 50 - 04-20-2007</title>
    <link>http://www.theapemancometh.com</link>
    <description>In this episode, we're going to rant about how eBay tech support isn't worth a damn, give props to Kevin Reeves, question the status of some celebrities and why they are famous to begin with, and talk about the greatest hot dog ever created!</description>     <itunes:summary>In this episode, we're going to rant about how eBay tech support isn't worth a damn, give props to Kevin Reeves, question the status of some celebrities and why they are famous to begin with, and talk about the greatest hot dog ever created!</itunes:summary>     <author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</author>     <itunes:author>miketheapeman @gmail.com</itunes:author>     <itunes:subtitle>Dane Cook, Kevin Reeves, Tori Spelling, and eBay</itunes:subtitle>     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>     <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>     <itunes:duration>00:38:42</itunes:duration>     <itunes:keywords>rant view opinion talk funny comedy detox radio no holds barred truth mike the apeman mta commentary dane cook jessica simpson kevin reeves hot dog ebay larry burkhardt tori spelling</itunes:keywords><category>Talk Radio</category><itunes:category text="Talk Radio" />   <enclosure url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1177045114.mp3" length="27865548" type="audio/mpeg3" />    <guid isPermaLink="false">blastpodcast_5864</guid>    <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate> <media:content url="http://dl01.blastpodcast.com/TheApemanCometh/15144_1177045114.mp3" fileSize="27865548" type="audio/mpeg3" /></item>
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