The Art of Being Nude

New Naked Amateurs from Homemade Uncensored

admin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:57:57 +0000

There’s a brand spanking new site with real naked amateurs out! Much in the spirit of Sell Your Sex Tape. Is it real? Looks like authentic amateur action to me. Some of the storylines look a little staged but only just so. Always on the lookout for amateur porn in its nakedness, I give it a thumbs up. Check it out!

Neither Nude Nor Naked: Fully Clothed Sex!

admin — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:40:07 +0000

Sometimes certain clothing accessories can accentuate one’s nakedness. Sometimes they can make the model appear more nude than naked. Then there’s “Fully Clothed Sex”, which is another category altogether. I can go for the whole stockings and lingerie bit, which depending on how it’s worn can go either naked or nude. But with porn being a visual medium, you really have to like the concept of fully clothed fucking to begin with. Having said that, some of these shoots are pretty damn hot!

This girl, btw, is someone named “Velvet” who appears to have a particular penchant for bisexual porn as we just learned.

Naked Amateur Cum PoMo Porn Girl Sativa Verte

admin — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:16:09 +0000

I’ve had a thing for Sativa Verte for some time. In fact, I have a raging desire to fuck the living daylights out of her. Sativa seems to be one of those ‘pomo’ as in post-modern porn chicks. Unfortunately she also isn’t very active in the porn world. But what I love about Sativa, is back to the whole concept of good girl/bad girl or glamour model/hardcore porn chick. In this shoot, which seems to be recent, Sativa is modeling for nerdy porn pervert Richard Kern and sporting her delicious as always hairy bush. And of course this girl is naked as can be! And although Sativa mostly does “glam” or artsy stuff like the Kern thing, she is not above doing the occasional boy-girl shoot. Though rare, you can see her in a “drunken sucking finger fucking” shoot on her own website, as well as a couple of hardcore vids where she gets covered in cum. Those were hot except for that I didn’t like her boyfriend’s dick and her quick yelp about “I hate cum on my face” was a little bit of a downer because I would really love to cum on her face! Or at the very least, live vicariously through the other guy who cums on her.

SFW Porn: No Nudity Involved!

admin — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:17:34 +0000

Monday’s coming up and you’ll want your porn fix at work, right? Here you go. Completely safe for work (SFW) porn. No nudity here. Hilarious! Appears to be a commercial for Diesel, of overpriced jeans fame. Still, it’s great.

http://view.break.com/577249 – Watch more free videos

Amy Emerson and Holly Webster: Wide Hips Make You Naked!

admin — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:06:46 +0000

I haven’t yet found much info on Holly Webster or Amy Emerson; they might have different porn names, who knows. But man these fresh faced lesbian girls are naked, naked, naked! And it might have something to do with those wide hips that I love, which explains my fascination for Olivia LaRoche. I’ll try and dig up some more info on Holly and Amy from Little Mutt once I have more time. The redhead reminds me of a girl I used to fuck. She was fun in the sack but treated my cock as if it was made out of steel: merciless, but it was worth it. Look, the whole wide hip thing goes back to a classical form of beauty, doesn’t it?

The French Porno Girls of Explicite: Naked and Nude at the Same Time? You Betcha!

admin — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:55:23 +0000

What I love about the glam yet hardcore French porn site is the fact that it’s artistic (i.e. nude) and at the same time RAW (i.e. naked). A lot of the French Explicite girls are first time amateurs, like Abby Winters, but unlike Abby they also mix in the seasoned pro porn performers. Of course a lot of the first time models end up being professional porno girls and whatever you think about that, some of these chicks are really exciting to watch and Explicite’s glamorous photography aside, they sure look naked as hell especially when they get into hardcore porn right off the bat like budding porn starlet Fleur in her first scene having sex with two boys on camera for the first time! Not to mention receiving a double facial! And as I mentioned before, you can’t be more naked than when you’re wearing cum on your face!

The Sarah Palin Blow Up Doll, for After Watching Nailin Palin

admin — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:29:32 +0000

After watching the new Hustler porn Naylin Palin, you may feel a bit frustrated. You’re in luck, here comes the Sarah Palin Blow Up Doll. Called the “This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll”, this product promises to be “more full of hot air” than the real VP candidate.

From Topco, the sex doll manufacturing company’s press release: “Sarah Palin is one hot pundit! Sarah Palin bikini photos and sexy pictures of the republican vice presidential candidate are steaming up the Internet. With that in mind, we here at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection…I mean election,” says Autumn O’Bryan, Director of Product Development for Topco Sales. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.”

The sexy ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ won’t debate you—and that’s a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn’t spew political bipartisanism because she’s just waiting for you to ‘drill baby, drill.’ Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

“Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll’ already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy—having been manufactured in China and all,” says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales.

The “Not Sarah Palin doll should be available soon. Will let you know when it hits the market.

Sarah Palin Porn Film Spoof by Larry Flynt is Naylin’ Paylin Big! Here’s the Preview!

admin — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:30:14 +0000

Sarah Palin gets nailed in Larry Hustler Flynt’s latest porn provocation Nailyn’ Paylin or Nailin’ Palin, as you may have heard by now. Shooting just began and here are the preview pics with Lisa Ann as Governor Palin. If you can’t wait for the release I think they will be putting up some more previews and clips at Hustler, and will probably release the full vid online soon. Rock the vote!

The film promises to have Palin “nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back door” and “Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!” as well as a threesome with Hillary and Condoleeza Rice lookalikes. Nina Hartley is scheduled to play Hillary. Fun stuff!

Of course the best REAL homemade sex tapes are right here. Click away, it’s not bullshit, you will be amazed what cute couples will do for $2000 a week.

Make Your Own Sex Tape, Sell it, and Stimulate the Economy (and Penises)

admin — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:22:46 +0000

What better way to make some dough in these tough economic times than making your own home made sex tape for sale? Homemade porn is not just for profit, it’s also fun, as dozens of cute couples on Sell Your Sex Tape have discovered. Allright, so maybe $2,000 for your amateur sex video is not that big a chunk of change in today’s lean times but I think getting to fuck your girlfriend is pretty easy work, as well as buckets of fun, natch! Check it out! With over 170 hours of hot real amateur porn, this is your best entertainment value!

Your Certainly Feel NAKED at an Orgy!

admin — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:09:53 +0000

Ever been to an orgy or a swing club, sex club whatever you want to call it? Lots of people naked doing anything and everything that cums to mind? Then you know what that delightful feeling of being absolutely NAKED is like! OK I’ll admit I’ve actually never been to a full blown orgy, though I would certainly like to! They seem to be orgy-ing out in Prague quite a bit, but also back home in Oregon where they make these lo-fi amateur orgies with college kids playing truth or dare. These things happen every day all over the world of course, it’s just that we’re lucky someone brought a video camera. And these guys and girls are naked, naked, naked!