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	<title type="text">The Average White Guy</title>
	<subtitle type="text">So much crap, so little time.</subtitle>

	<updated>2009-01-30T17:32:22Z</updated>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Kurtis The Stock Boy &#038; Brenda The Checkout Girl]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/?p=528</id>
		<updated>2009-01-28T00:00:02Z</updated>
		<published>2009-01-27T23:54:16Z</published>
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In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new voice came over the loud speaker asking for a carry out at register 4. Kurtis was almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh air, and decided to answer the call. As he approached the check-out stand a distant smile caught his [...]]]></summary>
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			<name>The Average White Guy</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Donnie Darko. Wait&#8230; What?]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/?p=524</id>
		<updated>2009-01-25T22:37:32Z</updated>
		<published>2009-01-25T22:37:32Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="Advice &amp; Tutorials" /><category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="Entertainment" /><category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="Donnie Darko" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[

Last night I was seeking some mindless, one-sided entertainment that only a moview on the boob tube (are we still calling it that?) can provide. Having scrolled through the endless list of drivel available to me on tv, I decided to hit the Comcast ON DEMAND feature for a movie. I wasn&#8217;t in the mood [...]]]></summary>
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			<name>The Average White Guy</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Gitmo Going Away Party: BYOHE (Bring Your Own High Explosives)]]></title>
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		<updated>2009-01-22T23:00:14Z</updated>
		<published>2009-01-22T23:00:14Z</published>
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Well, it&#8217;s been a good run. Seven years of safety and security that is&#8230; It took Obama approximately 48 hours to undo those seven years of security under the Bush policies concerning terrorism. If you hadn&#8217;t heard, &#8220;Obama Bin Laden&#8221; did his part to ensure that the world will always have terrorists to round up [...]]]></summary>
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			<name>The Average White Guy</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Welcome To Jimmyhana. I&#8217;ll Be Your Chef This Evening.]]></title>
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		<updated>2009-01-14T00:29:10Z</updated>
		<published>2009-01-14T00:29:10Z</published>
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I&#8217;ve been having some problems with my server of late, so I&#8217;ve not been posting here (or on my other site The Daily What If). I have however been encouraged by some people and events to fix things up and get things going again. I have a few posts lined up, which chronologically makes sense [...]]]></summary>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Whale Wars]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-12-14T23:52:08Z</updated>
		<published>2008-12-14T23:52:08Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="Ultra-Conservatism" /><category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="Hippies &amp; Tree Huggers" /><category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="Whale Wars" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[

I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve actually seen the show or maybe just the previews, but if you haven&#8217;t, I&#8217;d suggest giving it a watch. &#8220;Whale Wares&#8221; is Animal Planet&#8217;s new riveting tale of a boat full of hippies taking on the world&#8217;s whale hunters. It&#8217;s filmed alot like Discovery Network&#8217;s other colossal seafaring show called [...]]]></summary>
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			<name>The Average White Guy</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Obama Continues His &#8216;Reach Across the Aisle&#8217; Approach (Sike)]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-12-11T23:58:03Z</updated>
		<published>2008-12-11T23:50:49Z</published>
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Yes folks, Obama duped you. Face the facts. He told you his mission was to &#8220;reach across the aisle&#8221; and break down the barriers of the two major political parties.
First let me tell you that the token phrase &#8220;reach across the aisle&#8221; has to go; nobody does it. It&#8217;s just something politicians say to sway [...]]]></summary>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[AWG of the Week for 12/13/2008 - IL Gov. Rod Blagojevich]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/?p=498</id>
		<updated>2008-12-10T22:55:51Z</updated>
		<published>2008-12-10T22:54:35Z</published>
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Name:
Rod Blagojevich
Title/Occupation:
Illinois State Governor
Why He Won:
First, the hair&#8230; WTF dude?? You make enough money to do something other than that, right?
Second&#8230; you have something in your posession of which there are only 100 in this country - a vacant U.S. Senate seat. Your job is to hand this extremely rare item over to a responsible [...]]]></summary>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Tirico, Kornheiser, Jaworski - You Guys Suck]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/?p=494</id>
		<updated>2008-12-09T16:00:44Z</updated>
		<published>2008-12-09T16:00:44Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="Entertainment" /><category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="Football" /><category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="ESPN" /><category scheme="http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com" term="Monday Night Football" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[

Ok, maybe I&#8217;m being unfair by blaming the personalities in the booth for the failure of Monday Night Football on the whole, but they are the face the company puts forward, so you shall bear the brunt of my rant, much like the waitress who didn&#8217;t have anything to do with the undercooked steak, but [...]]]></summary>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Pittsburgh Needs a Major Snow Storm]]></title>
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		<updated>2008-12-05T01:12:14Z</updated>
		<published>2008-12-05T01:12:14Z</published>
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We&#8217;ve had some snow storms here in the Pittsburgh area over say the last five years or so, but nothing I would call &#8220;major&#8221;. If you live in Florida or Southern California, then maybe 3&#8243;-6&#8243; of snow in 24 hours would be major, but here in Pittsburgh, we eat that much snow for breakfast (except [...]]]></summary>
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			<name>The Average White Guy</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[9 Do&#8217;s &#038; Don&#8217;ts When You&#8217;re Backstage At A Rock Concert]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.theaveragewhiteguy.com/?p=487</id>
		<updated>2008-12-01T01:14:18Z</updated>
		<published>2008-12-01T01:14:18Z</published>
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I wanted to write this post the same night after the show, but I didn&#8217;t get home until 3:45am on Wed. morning&#8230; It&#8217;s a two and a half hour drive from Cleveland back to Pittsburgh. Wednesday was still a work day, and Thursday was of course Thanksgiving. I woke up sick on Friday morning and [...]]]></summary>
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