The Babbling Baffoon

Confessions of a Lebron Hater

2011-06-14T03:31:00.006-04:00

I'm dusting off this blog because I need to get something on the record.

I am a Lebron James hater!

In the past this post would be a lot more methodical, but not today. I'm not going to break down his performances, I'm not going to get into all the tangible and disgusting ways he "played" for his team in the Finals and even throughout the playoffs (where he gave a relatively terrible Philly team life by not taking them seriously and then needed Wade to save him against the Celtics so he could front-run against the faux-contender Bulls), I'm not going to get into a dissertation about his plus/minus in crunch time or compare him to Dwyane Wade. If you need me to explain any of that to you then you're either not a basketball fan, or blinded by a desire to root for highlight reels over substance.

My issues with Lebron go far beyond simple numbers and statistics. A lot of people would use the phrase "everything that is wrong with professional sports". I hate cliches, but it would fit.

The reality is the guy is a spoiled baby who refuses to man-up and face any sort of adversity. I can muster no respect for him as an athlete, but more importantly, as a man. I wanted to like him after watching the teenage phenom at Saint Vincent/Saint Mary's High School, but after 8 years of watching him act like a baby, embellish injuries that would make Christiano Ronaldo blush, completely disrespect the game of basketball, his peers in the sport and all the peons placed on this earth to "Witness" the greatness that is Lebron James, all just leading up to a yearly tradition of straight up giving up the moment things get difficult and topping it all off with a complete avoidance of taking any responsibility, I find myself nothing but disgusted.

Who to blame, who to blame?

There are several things that I think make a man, a "man". Among those are things like integrity, accountability and toughness. Watching Lebron on and off the court, I have a really hard time spotting any of those sort of things and I therefore haven't been at all surprised by the way the last few years of his career have panned out. I also, (as you may have noticed by this point), have had a very hard time viewing and/or respecting the man-child who refers to himself as "The King", as a man.

The reason I'm ok with just being a hater and rooting against Lebron is because in sports, someone has to lose. If Lebron wins, it means a more respectable, deserving man has to lose. That realization makes it very, very easy for me.

I generally dislike "haters", but in this case, I can't fight it. There are too many people who work hard and deserve success for me to not want to see this one lose.

So from this day forward feel free to call me "Lebron Hater". Just don't talk to me about your surprise when his career continues to go the way I've said for the last 6 years that it would, and don't act surprised if his personal life begins to reflect these issues as well. As a 26 year old, Lebron has an appalling sense of entitlement. He seems to have a deep rooted belief that the world owes him something and that this joyride of a life that he's known thus far will never end and should never get difficult. This is a recipe for disaster as a competitor, but also as a person who has a ridiculous amount of fame (and the pressures that come with it) to deal with. I do not see it ending well in either arena, barring significant growth as a person.

I mentioned the cliche "everything that is wrong with professional sports", so let me say a word about what is right about sports. The field of competition has always been, to me, the most revealing place in the world. It exposes almost everything that you are as a man. There is no place to hide. Not from the world, and certainly not from yourself. Integrity and honor make themselves known, while cowardice and immaturity will assassinate you.

Don't get me wrong... I do not want to see his personal life go the route that I fear it will. If you know me and my views at all then you know that I love redemption stories, particularly when it comes to sports. I love second chances. I love watching guys transition from talented boys, to respectable men. I hope to see this transition in Lebron. I hope to see him grow up, learn some maturity and accountability. I hope to see him gain some humility and perspective. I hope to witness (pun intended) his transition from talented boy to respectable man.

Memo to Lebron James: You are not Michael Jordan.

However, until I see that, I cannot help but to be disgusted by the "man" that Lebron seems to be content to be and I cannot help but have a strong desire to not see him rewarded for that.

Of course, this is all just coming from a Lebron hater with a laptop who can't dunk.

Showboating and Non-Touchdowns

2010-09-16T02:42:00.009-04:00

Week one of the NFL season has come and gone and... it... was... magical.

I have no idea how much I'll need to express my football thoughts via blog this season, (AND I would like to clarify that I don't just blog about football... in theory), but to some degree yet to be seen... I AM BACK BABY!

This season I promise more entries, more full blown baffoony (albeit true) ramblings, more dot dot dots, more parenthesis, more inconsistent and un-checked grammar, and a lot more exclamation marks.

(That's right... marks... not points... although allegedly both work, but I prefer the classic. And you thought I was joking about the dot dot dots. And yes I'm aware of the irony that I am complaining about 'mark' vs 'point' while failing to use the word 'ellipsis')

So today I have something quick to throw out, and it is this that has reunited us on this fine evening.

It's about the Calvin Johnson touchdown that wasn't this weekend. You probably already know what happened, but if you don't... you should probably stop reading I guess. It won't make sense to you. For everyone else, here we go.

(jk... watch it here)

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For starters, I probably would've called it a touchdown if I were reviewing it... and I would've been wrong.

The rule is in place for a reason and too often we see guys catch touchdowns and drop it asap. Usually it's way too close for comfort including 3-4 times in the past 3 years that we've seen guys drop the ball in celebration of breakaway touchdowns BEFORE crossing the goal line (I don't remember the college player who did it this weekend, but after DeSean Jackson... SERIOUSLY!), or dropping the ball, (like Calvin) as soon as they catch leaving me wondering (even upon review) "did he really catch (and CONTROL, by definition) it? or just play it off well?"

Remember this? Seriously, one more yard DeSean!

I'm sick of it and so is the league. Like Jay Cutler (who has an uncanny knack for looking like a hungover frat kid at all times... and often playing like one) said in the post game, the league comes in every pre-season and goes over the rules. They clarified that that play would be called that way and they've been cracking down on it for years.

Yet we still saw guys doing that all over the league on opening weekend.

The fact is Calvin wanted to dangle the ball out in one hand because someone decided it was cool, and it caused him to fail to hang on to the ball through the catch. He was showboating. That's the real issue that I came away with in this whole debacle. No showboating on that catch, a fundamental tucking away of the ball, and the entire football world isn't talking about the touchdown that wasn't.

(Now I want to clarify that I don't just condone showboating, I LOVE showboating! I'll get to that in a minute. Let's finish talking about THIS play first.)

Yes, the official had room to say that his "process of making the catch" had ended. The reality is that Calvin was still trying to hold the ball and come through on his "process of coming to the ground", but dangled the ball in one hand while rolling to the ground, instead of tucking it away. He was finishing getting spun to the ground, tried to get up, used the arm he was dangling the ball with to control himself on the ground so he could spin up in celebration, and because of the need to for that hand to strike the ground because of his getting spun to the ground, he UNINTENTIONALLY lost the ball.


Two hands... Good idea.

That is, by definition, not a catch.

It's a tough and debatable call. I wouldn't have batted my eyes at calling it a catch. But the referee made the right call, and a fair call, for the good of the league and what they're trying to stop. They're trying to get guys to stop unnecessarily putting the officials in this position so that it will be more clear when a guy actually drops a ball, and when a guy was just trying to showboat because he HAD control.

So that's how I saw the play (after the thousands of reviews we've seen on every sports network the past couple days). Calvin should've taken the ball into his body like they taught us in Pop Warner. Instead he did the one handed, not tucking the ball away, dangling it like a loaf of bread, showboat.

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Which brings me back to me feelings on showboating.

I... love... showboating. I love when a guy dances his way to the end zone. I loved Billy "White Shoes" Johnson (2:30), the Ickey Shuffle, the Dirty Bird, everything Deion Sanders did. I love OchoCinco. I love trash talk. I love taunting. I loved the Ray Rice/Ed Reed/Sean Ellis/Bart Scott thing on Monday Night Football this week (which happens a couple times every season). I loved when Brett Favre and Warren Sapp used to go at each other throughout entire games (Yes kids, Favre used to not only be tolerable, he was actually a BLAST to watch and almost impossible to dislike. No seriously, I swear!) I love that going out of your way to dunk on a guy, rather than taking a simple lay-in, can irreversibly shift the balance of power in your conference by letting the former big dogs know that their one advantage (physicality) is now yours (Rondo against the Pistons). I love that some guys (Jordan (1:00 mark), Bird, Gary Payton, OchoCinco, Joe Namath, Ray Lewis, Reggie Miller, Charles Barkley, Favre in his day, etc... bonus Jordan - Barkley clip) absolutely thrive when the mental aspect of taunting and trash talking is brought into the game. I also love that some guys (think: LeBron?) absolutely cannot handle it when someone is threatening to not only beat them, but embarrass them.

Now don't get me wrong, I also feel there needs to be respect. And I feel the two can completely coexist.

A great example of this took place in the Gold Medal game for the US against Turkey in the FIBA World Championships on Sunday. We had the game in hand, under 2 mins to go. Turkey was experiencing a moment. They were receiving an on court standing ovation from the home crowd for a valiant effort throughout the tournament and in that final game. Turkey and their fans were admitting defeat to the US despite the remaining time on the clock, and basically bowing out gracefully.

The US began their next possession by dribbling out the clock and allowing the Turkey players to acknowledge their fans and countrymen, but then as the shot clock wound down, instead of chucking up a simple jump shot, the PG (sorry, not sure who, I want to say Russell Westbrook) tossed an alley-oop to Andre Iguodala, who jammed a hard two handed dunk and then bounced away.

There were some happy moments

I got a little nervous.

I saw the play developing and hoped they wouldn't go for the oop. I mean, I'm pretty sure the rest of the world already hates us enough as it is. We're the Yankees/Patriots/Heat/FillInTheBlank of world sports.

After it happened, I just hoped that was the last of it. To the credit of the US players, it was. They flirted with disrespect, yes, but instead stayed very respectful and classy in their blowout of Turkey. This was a perfect example of a situation that I often would say, "if you don't like it, stop it", but understanding the situation and having respect for your opponent would dictate that this was not the time. I'm glad the US players grasped that and kept it to a minimum.

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So yes, showboating has it's time and place in my mind, but sports are two things fundamentally.

1. They are fun.

2. They are entertaining.

Yeah, I like when guys exhibit both of those elements! I like to see that a guy is having fun! I also like for guys to try to entertain me since that's exactly what I'm tuning in for!

That being said, I think there are some unwritten rules.

Aaaaand maybe someday I'll sort them all out and post them. For now, there's just one...

Whatever you do, you BETTER be able to back it up.

Wanna slow down and show us the football? You better not get caught from behind. (Leon Lett)

Wanna dunk or shoot a pull up 3 when you could probably get a good look at a lay-up? You better score.

Wanna talk trash to the media? You better bring it on gameday.

Wanna point to the ground in front of you and demand that a corner stand there and try to guard you? You better be un-guardable. (OchoCinco)

And do you wanna dangle the ball in one hand instead of tucking it away when catching a game winning touchdown? Well then you better not let go of that dang ball until you're handing it to a kid in the stands...

Ideally while autographing that ball with the sharpie you had tucked in your sock.


Legend

And THAT, my friends, is how you showboat.

Super Bowl XLIV

2010-02-10T11:21:00.025-05:00

In the wake of Sunday night’s Super Bowl a really strange phenomena is taking place here in the great northeast. People everywhere are celebrating as if our beloved Patriots had just won the Super Bowl (almost). I know the entire non-Indiana country was rooting for the Saints, so I can’t be absolutely sure what the feeling is like outside of Massachusetts, but I’m pretty sure it’s a little different than here.

Why are Patriot faithful taking such delight in the events that unfolded in Sunday night? Does it go beyond a simple rivalry?

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Among the media’s endless pursuits to come up with interesting Super Bowl side-plots, one that gained increasing attention as the game drew near (and admittedly the one that I would’ve focused on if I were an actual writer) was that of Peyton Manning’s legacy. I think the majority of people who actually pay attention to football from historical standpoint and look beyond the naked eye test share the general acceptance that there are some major stains on Peyton Manning’s “Greatest of All Time” resume. Namely, his atrocious playoff history and knack for coming up smaller and smaller as the moments get bigger and bigger.

As I wrote a few months ago, I suspected that by having Super Bowl XLI handed to him Peyton had finally gotten the proverbial monkey off his back and could possibly be a forever changed man. I suspected (feared, speaking as a Patriots fan) that by getting that ring, he had nothing left to prove and no more reason to fear the big moments that had haunted him for seemingly his whole life. I looked at the last two playoffs in which he went 0-2 and saw that his offense in each game put up the highest point totals they ever had in playoff losses. I saw a guy who looked different late in games in the regular season. I had convinced myself, mostly out of fear, that he had flipped the switch. That it would no longer be Peyton who let the Colts down in big games.

Sure I should’ve pointed out the obvious to myself; firstly that the regular season had never been his issue. Until that Jets game a couple weeks ago, the best game of Peyton’s career had been a Monday Night game in October against Tampa Bay, which, had it happened in the playoffs, might have been one of the greatest games of all time. But it didn’t. It happened in October. And of course I should’ve put more emphasis on the fact that Colts played NOBODY this season (best win against a first round eliminated Patriots team at home; a game the Pats should’ve won anyway). And there’s no way I should’ve accepted first game playoff losses to non-Super Bowl teams the last two playoffs as acceptable performances from a clutch assassin. As usual, sports hindsight makes me feel silly.

But there were some good things to look at on the other side of the coin as well. My fear was fueled and justified by over-excusing Peyton’s continuing playoff shortcomings.

The first of those playoff losses in the Post-XLI era was the first season that Marvin Harrison became a sudden non-factor and was excused by me primarily with the “I don’t think the Colts passing game had adjusted to the passing of the torch to Reggie Wayne and the young guys” logic.

The second playoff loss I excused as- - ok well actually I don’t even know how I excused that second one. I have no idea how I overlooked the Colts offense scoring only 17 points and zero of them in the 4th quarter and overtime. This was a typical Peyton Manning playoff game! How did I miss this!? It was just last season! Once again, this why I don’t gamble.

I think I got caught up in the regular season Peyton just like I see everyone else doing. I think maybe I let myself be a little influenced by my Colts-fan roommate from Indiana. But most of all, I think I might have just been starting to feel bad for Peyton.

I think for some weird reason I wanted to believe that a change had happened in Payton. I wanted his career to make some sense to me. I am obsessed with making sense of what I see in sports. The dichotomy that is Peyton Manning’s legacy makes no sense to me. How someone can play at the highest level we’ve ever seen the game played for the majority of the year, only to go on to play it at a level that can barely be described as average in the playoffs and big games, is just too drastic of a change for my brain to comprehend. Is his legacy really as simple as… “Choker”. Have we ever seen a player like this? At this level? What do we do with him on the all-time list? What do we make of his otherworldly stats and regular season performances year in and year out?

Maybe it wasn’t so much about feeling bad for Peyton as it was just my need for it to make more sense to me. I love sports. I’ve talked in this space about what being a true fan of the game means to me. I love the history of it. I love the legends of the game. I love the winning and losing. I love the complicated simplicity of it. Sure there’s a lot to look when evaluating players. Sure the arguments can be endless with your buddies debating things like; Brady or Montana, Bird or Magic, LeBron or Kobe, Would Jim Brown be as dominant in today’s NFL, Offense or Defense, Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel- - I mean- - well you get my point. And sure there’s always going to be disagreements on those things. But we always have the actual games. Eventually every opinion (predictive) gets proven one way or another. Or rather, eventually you have all the evidence needed to form your final verdict.

In the week leading up to Super Bowl XLIV I was talking with a friend about some of the complicated things in life and I thought that this was exactly why I love sports. The real life stuff we talked about, we may never know the truth to. In sports, I knew that in a couple days I would know for a fact whether or not Peyton had reached another level. Whether he had put the choking behind him. I would have proof unfold right before my eyes of what the story of Peyton’s career is to this point.

I want to appreciate history as it’s unfolding. I feel like a lot of fans are so critical and so scarred to lose their legends that they have a hard time putting what we’re seeing in perspective. Other fans go completely the other way and say things like, “I already have LeBron as the greatest small forward ever”. (That would be a quote from Jeff Van Gundy last season AFTER Mark Jackson pointing out that Larry Bird played SF) I want to have a grasp of what I’m seeing and appreciate it for what it is as it happens.

I am not a Peyton Manning fan. (Sorry about that picture to the left.. but.. not really. I never claimed to be mature) I don’t want him to pass Montana, Brady, Elway or anyone else that may still be ahead of him on the all time list. However, if it’s going to happen, I want to appreciate getting to be around to see it. My love for football, my love for sports, transcends my biases and my love for certain players and teams. Don’t get me wrong, I am crushed each and every time my team fails, or a guy like Peyton or Kobe pass one of my guys on the list. But I appreciate the opportunity to see it happen. I appreciate what they’re accomplishing. I appreciate the unfolding of a new legend and being able to be there for it.

This is why, more than anything, I may have found myself sub-consciously wanting Peyton to have reached another level. I already have witnessed the tail end of Elway’s career and the entire career of Brady (playing for my team, no less). To have witnessed the entire career of a 3rd guy who is one of the top 4 greatest modern era QB’s to ever strap a helmet on? Well that’s something I would have an appreciation for.

However, I am not a Peyton Manning fan. (And even more, I am a Tom Brady fan... and no these two things are not mutually exclusive) I wasn’t sure what I wanted to happen in that game, but with 3 and a half minutes left I found out for sure. When Tracy Porter jumped that curl and Peyton hit him in the numbers, I think I pulled 5 muscles exploding off the couch in celebration (it was kinda like this, only I then ran around the house like a maniac in stunned celebration).

See, I knew exactly what I was watching. I had tweeted moments earlier, “Next 5 minutes could be pivotal to Peyton's legacy. History unfolding right now.” I wasn’t sure what to expect, but if my suspicions about Peyton being a new man were correct, the Colts would march down and score and probably go on to win the game. I even said out loud after the Saints touchdown that there would probably be 3 more scores in the game. Even after the pick-6, I wasn’t completely sure what Peyton was proving. Greatness, or… other?

My next tweet, “No comment. Except that this game is not over yet.” I was afraid to move, afraid to think, afraid to sit back down (I didn’t). I was completely captivated by what was unfolding right before all of our eyes. The single biggest, most important, most microcosm-istic (new word, deal with it) moments of the career of one of the legends of the game were happening on live television in front of the largest audience in television history! This was a moment.

Well, with the next Colts possession it quickly became painfully obvious that my last tweet was wrong. This game was over. Peyton was painfully rattled. He was spraying footballs all over the field, with some success even, but it looked like chaos. No coolness, no calm, no confidence. Just an overwhelming sense of impending doom. This was not the cool assassin who terrified me as a Pats fan in Week 10. Even as they marched to the goal line I knew there was no way Peyton had 2 scores in him. Not an ounce of fear in me. I had seen this guy before. This was the old Payton. That “new” Peyton was a hoax. A figment of my imagination. This was the real Peyton, and he was not a threat to the Saints.

On first and goal with 1:33 on the clock, Peyton dropped back and I couldn’t even keep it in as I said out loud, “Look how flustered he is! He’s gonna do it again!” Sure enough, as the words were coming out of my mouth Peyton was drilling the ball into the hands of the Saints Jabari Greer for what would’ve been game ending INT, if it were for an incredibly heads up offensive pass interference by rookie Pierre Garcon who pushed Greer’s leg out of bounds making the interception incomplete.

A few incompletions later Drew Brees took a snap from the victory formation and it was all over. 31-17 Saints.

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So why have New Englanders been celebrating as if it were us who won the Super Bowl?

I think it goes back to a post I put up a couple months ago about what it means to be a True Fan. As Patriots fans, we love the fact that one of the top 2 all time QB’s is our guy. And we realized that someone was getting dangerously close to that zone. We realized that a 2 score, 5 minute comeback to win the Super Bowl, may have been all the ammo Peyton needed to catch and- - gulp- - God forbid, arguably pass Tom Brady on the all time list. When Peyton crumbled once again in his biggest fashion yet, and on the biggest stage possible, we knew that meant Tom had maintained his grip on the top spot. We knew that discussion was over for now.

So for us, as Brady fans, it was like a win. Because on that great big scoreboard of all time, we knew Peyton was in position to put up some huge points. Possibly enough to be in striking distance of our guy. And instead, he got shut out. Our lead was safe and as big as ever. For another season, we have the highest score.

We know it won’t last forever. That’s another great thing about sports. Everyone gets passed. We get to see new legends come and go right before our eyes. Every so often we get the privilege, as sports fans, of seeing someone come along and do it better than it’s ever been done before. It’s one of the things that keeps us coming back.

We know Brady won’t always be the greatest, but for right now he still is. So yeah, it was like we won something.

Now if only he can come back strong next year and actually win the Super Bowl, well, then you’ll see a real celebration here in New England. Again.

Kickers Get the Boot and My Super Bowl Preview

2010-02-06T15:00:00.019-05:00

Man, I wish I had more time to capture all my thoughts about these playoffs as they went on. For starters, we can't ignore the elephant in the room. I am 2-8. This is why gambling is a terrible idea. Over the past decade I've been pretty consistent at picking outcomes in the NFL playoffs. This year?

The year I start this blog...

2-8

Of course, that figures. Thank the Lord I started a blog instead of going to Vegas.

I would like to send “Thank You's” to Karlos Dansby, Bill Belichick's ego, Adrian Peterson's hands, Shayne Graham's playoff kicking ability, Nate Kaeding's playoff kicking ability, Jay Feely's playoff choking--

Actually-- what I’m getting at is a big, fat “Thank You” to all field goal kickers for actually transforming themselves into the most important position in football due to the fact that apparently there is only about 3 or 4 of them on the entire planet who can both; kick field goals AND perform under pressure.

I touched on this issue briefly in my Round 2 Preview (at the bottom of the Cowboys-Vikings preview, right before picking the Cowboys because of the Favre Factor. I hate my life). I had no idea that these playoffs would push me completely and utterly over the edge. I submit my official idea:

No more field goals in pro football.

No, seriously!

Stop laughing!

Hear me out. I KNOWWWW it will never happen. But, that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t! Bear with me. What do field goals bring to the table? Seriously? I’m a huge fan of playing smashmouth, field position football. Take the points. Make an opponent earn everything they get. Always prolong the game. All that good stuff. And I know that, as currently constructed, field goal kicking is a large part of that.

But let’s think about what the game would be like if there were no Field Goal option on 4th down.

Every team views a new set of downs as 3 plays to pick up a first down. Some of the gutsier head coaches (Bill Belichick, Jack Del Rio, Peyton Manning) have started to be a little more liberal with their definitions of “4 down territory”, but the majority of the time a team is expected to run 3 plays and get the 1st or “3 and out”. This might shock some of you, but I’m not going to go overboard getting into the statistics that tell us things like; you have a 50/50 chance of converting 4th and short (I’m starting to get the hang of this being a blog, not a column, besides there are plenty of stat geeks who have blogs and websites designated to showing us those stats). Instead, just think about what the game would look like if teams went into every 1st down with the thought process that we either use all 4 plays to get the 1st, or punt. Are you telling me offenses wouldn’t be opened up a little? Teams wouldn’t start picking up that first down a little more?

It would depend on the individual coach and the team he has to work with, but I’m assuming most teams would view the opponents 40-25 yard lines as the definitive “4 down territory” at any point in the game. With that line being moved back further and further depending on how big of a deficit they are playing with and how late in the game they are. Of course, teams with the Brady/Manning/Breeses of the world would be going for it at the 50 on an almost regular basis.

Ok so maybe this is starting to sound exciting, but why the change? You’re wondering what’s wrong with the way it is now. The way it’s always been. Why screw with tradition?

Well I know any kickers out there reading this aren’t going to like what I have to say, but I’m just being honest. I love the kickers. Great guys. Every kicker I’ve ever played with was a really fun guy to be around. They’re always good for moral support, which makes perfect sense because who understands the feeling of failure more than a kicker. They’re always good for remembering the little things on away games because, well, they have so much free time while everyone else is lifting weights and practicing. Kickers are awesome.

But they aren’t football players. They don’t go out and bleed and claw and fight side by side with 10 other guys throughout the game. They don’t have to understand what all those teammates are doing and work together to keep the machine running. They sit around and wait for their 1-6 plays a game. And what are those plays like? Oh, only the biggest plays of the game. And unlike every other play in football, these plays depend almost entirely on one guy… the kicker.

(Yes the holder and long snapper, otherwise useless players, are big parts of a FG as well. But the holder is usually either the punter, or any actual player like a QB. And the long snapper is used on both punts and FG’s, however his margin for error is much greater in the punting game than his tiny margin for error in the FG game, thus greatly reducing the risk of the outcome of a game being greatly affected by a player who barely plays (the punter is standing instead of crouching, and he can move around and adjust to the catch, probably 10 times the target for the snap)

In these playoff games we saw a ridiculous amount of games be decided, or greatly swung, by guys who didn’t even break a sweat or need showers after the battle. In round one we saw career 85% kicker (Shayne Graham) who was 1 for 1 in his only previous playoff game and had only missed 5 kicks all season go 0-2 on chippies that drastically changed the momentum and game-plan of the game and basically cost a team (Bengals), who otherwise had arguably outplayed their opponent (Jets), the win. In the same round we see a team get the league leader in FG% (Neil Rackers) for the regular season into position to hit a game winner that he misses brutally (was there any doubt he was going to miss that kick?), in OT the Packers win the coin toss and if it’s not for a ridiculous turn of events and funny bounces on one fateful second down play, Green Bay probably would have won that game. A game that Arizona had already earned a win in regulation by getting their guy into range.

(And no you cannot play the, “yeah well that’s their fault if they know he’s not clutch” card on Rackers because it doesn’t apply to Graham or any of the other guys here except Kaeding, who has his own set of circumstances. Speaking of Kaeding...)

In Round 2 we see Rackers go 0 for 1 in the Cardinals loss, but the real story was clearly Nate Keading redefining the definition of the word “choke” as it applies to sports. Kaeding is a career 87% kicker who had missed all of 3 kicks this season en route to hitting 92%. He was named to the Pro Bowl, being the top kicker in the AFC. He was drafted – gulp – as the 2nd pick in the 3rd round of the ’04 draft by San Diego. He’s supposed to be money!!! However, the guy simply cannot kick under playoff pressure. It’s as simple as that. Of course, the poor Chargers had no way of knowing this until he proved it this year. Kickers don’t get many opportunities to make plays. They don’t get to work through this stuff. They either have it, or they don’t. In Kaeding’s case, he doesn’t. But we needed this 0-3 performance to prove it to us. Costing San Diego the win. Back to back weeks the Jets get wins against teams who were brutally let down by their kickers. 0-5 combined. A total of 5 plays. 2 guys who played a total of 5 combined plays (not counting extra points) determined, or at least greatly affected the outcome of 2 straight games, and the entire landscape of this year’s playoffs.

We also saw Jay Feely, a guy who is generally above average under pressure in my opinion; miss a crucial kick for the Jets against the Colts. And Garrett Hartley (who finished the season 17 spots behind Kaeding and 21 behind Rackers in FG% this season) nail a game winner for the Saints.

Overall FG kickers were just above 50% during the playoffs this year. Considering that 80% ranks you around 25th in the regular season, this is an unbelievable number.

So with so many games and outcomes being so greatly affected by these scrawny guys who can’t run, tackle or block, I can’t help but wonder—no actually—cry out, that the best teams are not always winning! More to the point, the teams PLAYING the best on the given day are not winning!

I know you can sit back and say, “Well that’s why they play the game”, and all that stuff. But wouldn’t it be cool if the team that plays the best, executes the best, and IS the best on game day, actually won!? Instead of having that win denied them by a guy who doesn’t even play.

So back to the idea: I submit that field goal kicking has inepted itself into the role of “Most Important Position” in football. I submit that these guys are not accurate indicators of the team and that there is no way for a team to know exactly what they have in a kicker because of the small sample’s of his performance. I submit that we abolish field goal kicking and force a team to score actual touchdowns. Actually score your own points to win.

It still comes down to field position, tight defense, efficient and/or high powered offense. All those things are just as much in play as before. No more, no less really. Defensive struggles that were once decided by a FG or two, are now decided by which team gets into the end zone. Is that so much different? Offensive shootouts that are decided (one way or another) by a Neil Rackers-esque field goal would now need to be decided by which offense is explosive enough to score the last touchdown. Instead of getting into range and hoping their guy does his job and then when he doesn’t the other team gets in range and wouldn’t you know… their guy hits it. That’s a total crapshoot. The touchdown is legit. You can’t argue with a touchdown.

Finishing touches on the proposal: For extra points there are several ways to handle it. Kickers are paid relatively nothing and I would have no problem with keeping them on the roster with the sole job of kicking extra points. However, I would RATHER see a more creative and exciting system put in place.

The first (less exciting) option: Take the ball on the 1 for 1 point or the 2 or 5 for 2 points.

The second (more exciting) option: An expansion on the first option. Take the ball on the 1 for 1, or take the ball on any yard line you want in increments of 5 and going up 1 point for each increment. So the 20 would be worth 5 points! You think that’s too much? I say if a team is ballsy enough to say, “Man up, we’re taking one shot from the 20, stop us!”, and then gets it done! They deserve the points! That’s the whole idea! We can’t eliminate one play devastation. Hail Mary’s, Hook and Ladders, turnovers or kicks returned for game winning touchdowns, these are all things that make football great. They’re exciting. Sure they can be fluky, but that’s what makes sports great isn’t it? And if the game is going to end on a fluky, sudden death type of play, I want it to be made by the actual players. I want it to be our offense vs. your defense. Not our scrawny guy who hasn’t played in the actual game, going out against basically only himself since it’s almost impossible to block a kick. That just doesn’t feel right. I say put the game in the hands of the actual players.

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Colts vs. Saints
Super Bowl

I’m sorry, but I have to make a pick. I should probably consider ceasing to pick the outcomes of games in the future. These playoffs may have scarred me for life. But, I need to finish it out. I’m not a quitter.

I’m not going to go super far into analyzing this game. I’ve already written too much in this entry as it is (so much for grasping the blog vs. column concept… maybe next time).

If I were to really delve into this game, given the stuff I’ve already written about in this space it would only make sense that I explore it from the “What affect do the various possible outcomes have on Peyton Manning’s legacy” angle. I would love to delve into that, and honestly I will after the game. I will acknowledge that he is the best QB in the game right now. And Brees is possibly second. And this game will either confirm or deny that. Brady simply did not recover this year, and although I feel that Belichick is more to blame than Brady himself for not hiring an offense coordinator to help Brady out (no, that QB coach we have is NOT an offensive coordinator), you still can’t look at Brady’s season, and particularly the playoff game without admitting that he's not the same Tom Brady. Very sad. Come ooooooon 2010 season!

So I also have to acknowledge that should Peyton win, and more importantly, play well, he could very well enter the hallowed Montana/Brady zone among the “GreatEST QB’s of all-time”. I’m not saying he WILL be there. I’m saying it’s possible and I will need to analyze how I feel about all of that at a later time.

I don’t want to go there. I want the old Peyton back. I want 4-5 interceptions tomorrow night, with a couple of them being just brutal. This new Peyton is wearing me out. On top of all the parody/not parody crap we have going on the NFL making it impossible to figure things out, we now have a clutch, assassin-like Peyton Manning?!?!?! Sca-REWWW that! I’m all set.

Conversely, I just love Drew Brees. I’ve always been a fan, and the more I see of him the more I love him. He seems like the ultimate teammate. Hands down. I actually think, from my couch at home, he looks like the greatest teammate we may have ever seen at the QB position. I’ve never seen a guy carry so much good natured influence and motivation for an entire 53-man roster. Offense, defense, special teams. Drew looks and acts and fits in as if he plays everywhere. And the guys have that respect for him. Not just respect, but also camaraderie. They all seem to genuinely love him and want to run through walls for him. With Peyton, there's the respect, but I don’t see a love. He barks at them when things don’t go well. He takes all the credit when things do go well. Maybe the best way to describe it is a healthy fear. They respect him without a doubt. And they certainly respect what he can do for them and where he can take them. But, do they love him?

From my couch, it doesn’t look anything like what has been going on in New Orleans with Brees the past few years, or even like when he was in San Diego. I love this guy and would love to see him lead them and the Katrina-stricken city of New Orleans and the sad, sad franchise of the Saints to a Super Bowl win.

However, the Colts have Peyton Manning. He's the king of the hill right now. If he does what he does, they’re simply the best team this year. I didn’t think they would suddenly translate that to post-season football, but they have. I expect an absolute shootout between two extremely similar teams. I expect to be crushed by a Super Bowl featuring minimal defense. And I expect Peyton Manning to finally earn a Super Bowl ring.

Colts 41-34

p.s. You can’t accuse me of reverse jinxing here because I picked the Colts over the smashmouth Ravens in the 2nd Round and they came through. And then when I did fall for the smashmouth team (inevitable that I would take either the Jets or Ravens in back to back weeks against a Peyton Manning, finesse offense), I was wrong. So my picks have proven to be useless against the Colts this season. Maybe THEY, and not the Saints, are truly the Team of Destiny? I mean, they seem to be the only team immune to the Rocketship Curse. So no, there’s no reverse jinxing going on here.

No way would I try that.

Right?

NFL Round 2 Last Minute Preview

2010-01-16T16:46:00.018-05:00

I was hoping to have my recap of last week’s games (specifically my Patriots) done by now, but alas, I have failed.

Soooo... I didn’t want to send you into this weekend without pumping out a quick preview and some picks. So let’s take a look at another awesome foursome of playoff games:

(Obviously if you make any bets based on my picks… you are dumb… and soon to be broke.)

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I can’t believe how excited I am for all of this years’ playoff games. Parody in the NFL is at an all-time high. Going into last week there were only 2 of 12 playoff teams that I didn’t feel were championship material… they both advanced. Other than those two teams, one of which now looks very capable of winning it all, every other team in the playoffs, and a couple who didn’t even make the playoffs, I could easily see winning it all. And I’m not even just saying that to excuse my going 1-3 last weekend. Really, I’m not.

But, we’re not here to talk about the past.

(Real quick: I haven’t read “Juiced” and probably never will, but I believe everything I’ve heard from Jose Canseco. I will admit that this subject isn’t in my wheelhouse, but I just have some things to throw on the record here.

1. If PED’s weren’t against the rules in the 90’s, then why don’t these guys just own up and say they did them! If you’re in a career where your physical abilities dictate your professional success entirely, and because of advances in science that everyone around you is taking advantage of your natural skill set is not going to be enough to keep up with the Joneses, and there are no authorities telling you that you can’t and certainly no one testing or checking to make sure you aren’t… why WOULDN’T you try them out?! Wouldn’t that actually be something of a common sense decision? Ok I’m literally asking I guess. Something isn’t making sense to me here. The only real argument I’ve heard is that “it’s cheating” or “it’s not in the spirit of the game”. First of all, if it’s not against the rules, it’s not cheating. This is professional sports. This isn’t pickup ball with some friends. This is a billion dollar industry. And that is actually my response to the “it’s not in the spirit of the game” argument as well. Is that supposed to stop guys from doing something to get an edge, earn a few more millions, and do it all without getting in trouble for breaking the rules? If that’s really the best argument then I’m tempted to tell baseball fans that it’s time to grow up. Maybe I’m way off base here.

2. I believe Canseco. ABSOLUTELY I do. I’m the ultimate “innocent until proven guilty” guy. But, for Jose to say so much about so much with so much description of what happened in full believable detail, and for so many of the guys he talked about to have either admitted to or been named on a list of guys who have used PED’s— AND for McGuire to now come out and basically say it’s all true EXCEPT the part about Jose doing it with him—well I’m just having a hard time with that. I bought Jose’s story from the start and continue to.)

OK, onto the picks:

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Cardinals @ Saints
Saturday 4:30pm FOX

In the intro to my Round 1 Preview I talked about how there were 3 teams that I felt played RSF (Regular Season Football) and for various reasons, most of which can be summed up by the word “soft”, none of those 3 top teams would win the Super Bowl this year. The Saints were one of those teams. I love Drew Brees. I always thought San Diego should’ve just kept him and used the Philip Rivers pick on another position. I’ve got no real issues with Brees. He’s only played 2 playoff games and, although he’s 0-2, he played fairly well in both of them. This is the best team he’s ever had and it’s the best defensive team he’s had while in New Orleans by faaaaaaar. The Saints offense has been explosive the past couple years and especially this year with Brees at the helm. They went 13-0 before dropping their last 3 games of the season. On paper they’ve built quite a resume this season and if we were going just by highlight films, they would probably be the Super Bowl Champs already. However, I’m struggling to be impressed with their season on the whole.

They only racked up 3 wins against playoff teams, 2 of those at home. The most impressive was against a struggling New England team. The other two were in the first 4 weeks of the season against the Eagles, without McNabb, and a 24-10 win against the Jets at home in week 4 at the front end of a 7 game stretch that saw the Jets go 1-6. Outside of those wins they’ve beaten, from week 1: Detroit, Buffalo, Miami, Giants (at home), Atlanta (twice by 11 combined points), Carolina (30-20 at home, 1-1 against the Panthers this season), St. Louis (by 5), Tampa Bay (blew them out in week 11, lost in OT in week 16).

This Saints team has a soft defense, a finesse offense, and hasn’t played anyone since a struggling Patriots team in week 12, and nobody outside of that all season, for all intents and purposes.

It’s clear that I’m not sold on the Saints.

The Cardinals, however, have me hooked.

In my preview of the Packers-Cardinals game last week I wrote, “I could see either of these teams catching fire and cruising all the way to the Super Bowl. Easily. The Cardinals also have a defense that is capable of doing everything and really catching fire… And we already know how explosive the Cards offense can be when healthy and clicking.” Well, the Cardinals offense was clicking and they pulled out the win in a shootout against the Packers. I actually was impressed by the Cardinals defense that let up 45 to the Packers. The Packers have an excellent offense and the ‘Cards really didn’t match up well. They had pressure on Rodgers for a large portion of that game and they ended up getting the game winning sack/turnover/touchdown trifecta to close it out in OT. Basically, they showed me everything I was afraid they would when I picked the Packers. They showed me everything I needed to see to label them “Super Bowl material”.

I’m rolling with Kurt Warner, (who I will always maintain has had an overrated career, but is still an awesome player with a chance to live up to his overrated legacy the more times he keeps producing like this in the playoffs), and that stud-laden offense over Brees and his boys.

The Saints go into most games looking to shoot it out, but I think even if they get their wish today, be careful what you wish for.

Cardinals 31-24

Ravens @ Colts
Saturday 8:15pm CBS

The second of my threesome of RSF teams (Colts) face off against a true, textbook SSF (Second Season Football) team (Ravens). So it should be obvious who I’m picking here.

The Colts.

I know it doesn’t fit my usual playoff formula, but here’s what I’m hung up on: The Ravens ALWAYS sucker me into thinking they’ll beat the Colts. I consistently buy the theory that the Ravens D will bother Peyton more than the Colts D can stop the Ravens running game. I even factor in some turnovers, thinking that defense will confuse Manning a bit the way he always used to get flustered against the Pats. Well, it never pans out. Manning usually hangs a solid 20+ points on the Ravens. And THAT was the old Peyton.

I’ve said all year that this was a new version of Peyton. It started after winning the Super Bowl in ’06 and has grown since. Peyton has seemed to morph into a full blown assassin. The question is yet to be answered though, is this version of Peyton reality, or a hoax?

Only time will tell. These Colts live and die on the arm and vision of Peyton Manning as much as ever. I’m going with him, possibly against my better judgement, being over his postseason choking enough to get a win over this Ravens team.

This game could really go in absolutely any direction and I wouldn’t be shocked, easily more than any of the other three games this weekend. Blowout Colts, close game, blowout Ravens similar to last week against the Pats. But I think Peyton will get it done and also that the Colts D opportunistic D will make just enough plays against the Ravens offense to make life difficult for Joe Flacco.

Wait, haven’t I heard this theory somewhere before?? I hate myself.

Colts 27-17

Dallas @ Minnesota
Sunday 1pm FOX

Aaaaaand the 3rd team of my RSF threesome makes it’s postseason debut! Against my pre-playoff Super Bowl team from the NFC, no less! This is awesome. I’m so pumped for this game. It also happens to be the closest game of the weekend. The consensus throughout the sports world seems to be that this game is as close as it gets. I’m sticking with my ‘Boys and not hesitating on it.

These teams seem very similar at first glance. Both have talented defenses that rush the passer extremely well, both have very balanced running attacks with depth at the RB position, both have tons of weapons for the QB to throw to and, of course, both have very good QB’s.

So how are they different, you ask?

The Vikings are not what they’re supposed to be. By nature, the Vikings are a running team. They have an excellent run blocking offensive line. They signed the best LG in football, Steve Hutchinson, to play between Pro Bowlers LT Bryant “Mount” McKinnie and C Matt Birk. They followed that by drafting Adrian Peterson, allowing them to move starting RB Chester Taylor on to the 3rd down role. In both of Peterson’s first two seasons the Vikings finished in the top 5 in the NFL in rushing, while staying down at 32nd and 28th in pass attempts. They were designed to be the perfect power running team with a nice cast of deep threat, quick strike receivers that can make you pay a couple times a game when teams are loading up against the run. They paired that with a fierce, physical defense that was dominant against the run. They were simply lacking a QB who could manage the game and safely take advantage of those few deep opportunities each game.

Then they got their missing piece… Brett Favre.

In this, Peterson’s 3rd year in the league, a time you may expect a guy to have things figured out and be poised to hit full stride in the league, the Vikings came into the season with a lot of promise. Then a little thing I would like to call “The Favre Factor” struck. This year they leaped up to 12th in the league in pass attempts and dropped to 13th in rushing yards. Intentionally or not, they changed their entire identity. They are now a team that doesn’t excel in the areas it was meant to excel, but instead relies on the arm of Brett Favre and the passing game. So much so that they have lately seemed to be unable to switch gears and grind out tough yardage when necessary.

Conversely the Cowboys are what they are. They have excellent balance on offense. In Tony Romo, they don’t have a quarterback who is bigger than the system. When they pass they have deep threats (Miles Austin), the possession guy (Patrick Crayton), the X-factor guy (Roy Williams), and a dominant tight end who can do everything in the passing game (Jason Witten). In the running game they have a solid offensive line and a threesome of RB’s who, combined, make them extremely versatile and effective in their attack. All three are excellent receivers out of the backfield, Marion Barber can do everything, but is especially effective at grinding out tough yards, Felix Jones is an absolute home run threat every time he’s on the field, and Tashard Choice gives them a really well rounded guy who can come off the bench and fill in however needed.

They mix all that in perfectly. Not too much run, not too much pass. They just take what’s the defense gives them and tries to do what they do well. Most balanced offense left in the playoffs.

On defense they’re simply the best defense in the NFC. As long as DeMarcus Ware is healthy they have as good a pass rush as any team in the league, the LB’s are playing well as a unit, and the secondary has really surprised me this year. And although I’m not huge on Wade Phillips as a head coach, he can sure coach defense.

So, the closest consensus closest game of the playoffs happens to be one of the few games that I’m not struggling with very much. I’m sticking with my Super Bowl pick.

(I do acknowledge how close it is, so much so that whichever team wins goes to the Super Bowl in my opinion.)

(And as usual, I'm not struggling with this pick, so that means you should take the Vikings. Also I'm dreading this game coming down to FG's, since that's the one weakness of the Cowboys. I hate kicking. I think it should be removed from football. I'm going to write a post about this soon.)

Cowboys 27-21

Jets @ Chargers
Sunday 4:30pm CBS

Mark Sanchez is 1-0 in his rookie season in playoff games. I want to be very clear: I like Mark Sanchez. I think he's going to have a very good career. And I know this might sound asinine, but if he were the Vikings QB I would pick them to win the Super Bowl. (No I'm not saying he's better than Favre. It's a chemistry thing)

I just don't think he's there yet. The Jets were able to survive last week because the Bengals repeatedly killed themselves and that allowed the Jets to control the ball and the clock and only have to ask for 15 throws from Sanchez. Most of those throws were dumpoffs, screens and a couple misdirection rollout plays. The Chargers have a quite possibly the hottest run defense going right now. I can't imagine the Jets having the kind of success they had last week on the ground which will force them to go to the air this week, unlike last week. The Jets are built to be front runners and today I don't see them having that luxury.

The Chargers are loaded offensively. LaDanian, despite looking washed up for about 2 straight seasons, looked to sort of regain some of his old burst. I'm wondering if he realizes that this is pretty much his last chance to leave it all on the field and comes out and plays inspired football in these playoffs? I've never felt that he was a guy who really grasped the concept of winning vs. racking up stats. When he sat out against the Patriots while Philip Rivers limped through the game on a torn ACL, I felt that was a microcosm of his career. But, interestingly, that may have been the best thing that's happened for the Chargers. That was the day that the locker room realized how their leader was. They realized who the guy was that going to leave it all on the field for them, the guy they could follow into battle and trust to have their backs no matter how bad it gets.

In the NFL I think parody is at an all time high. I think every team is loaded with physical talent. I don't think there's a big gap from top to bottom in that area. So what are the components that make up the difference? I think it comes down to 3 main things:

1. Leadership
2. Chemistry
3. Coaching

And I'm not sure about that order. But the point is, your QB is the guy who you want to be that leader. That's why the QB can be one of the slowest, least athletic guys on the football field, and still be your best player. Because they're the guy that everyone is looking to for setting the tone.

When Rivers limped out on the field that day while Tomlinson sat bundled up on the bench, the tone was set. They had a leader who would not leave them through thick and thin. A guy who would leave it all on the field for them. And he has stepped up and taken the reigns of that offense ever since, and the Chargers, not coincidentally, haven't looked back. They have swagger, chemistry, talent. They are the hottest, most complete team in the NFL, and I can't see them struggling with the Jets this week.

Like I said last week, the Jets have a great, GREAT foundation for the future. I just don't think they're there yet.

Chargers 31-14

Did you notice I picked all the teams whose nicknames began with C? That's because C is for Cookie. I don't think that was an accident. I think I subliminally really wanted to find a way to work this in.

Mission accomplished.

'09-'10 NFL Playoff Preview

2010-01-07T16:27:00.036-05:00

It's Thursday, January 7th. I got out of work early today. The BCS National Title game is tonight, the NFL Playoffs start this weekend, I'm fresh off taking in awesome game between the Miami Wade's and the Boston Celtics last night, Roberto Alomar isn't a Hall of Famer, Mayweather is afraid to fight Pacquiao, and Gilbert Arenas thinks gunplay is funny. I suppose it's about time for my holiday blogging hiatus to come to an end!

There are so many things to talk about right now, but for today I'm going to focus on the NFL. (And for-- never-- I'm going to focus on Roberto Alomar, sorry that's just what you get with me)

Mostly out of regret of a blog I intended to be my last blog before my holiday hiatus, but instead failed to write.

Over Thanksgiving Break I got in a discussion with my brother where I insisted that there were 3 teams in the NFL (Saints, Vikings, Colts), who were a combined 32-1 at the time, that would not win the Super Bowl because they play what I like to call "Regular Season Football".

In other words, they're soft.

The main focus point of our discussion was the Vikings who, at the time, looked like the most complete team in football. My feeling was that Brett Favre ruined them by changing their identity from the things they did well last year (defense, power running, ball control, clock management, GIVING THE BEST PLAYER THE BALL), to a gun slinging, fast break style football team that is well suited for "Regular Season Football" (RSF), but not so well suited for "Second Season Football" (SSF) (Dec-Feb).

Since that discussion with my brother, (which I finished by saying, "We'll see what happens when December starts"), those 3 teams have gone a combined 7-8. Yes the Saints sat their starters in the last game of the season and the Colts infamously sat theirs in the second to last game, (not so much the last game until they were already in a sizable deficit), but there's no denying that the SSF has not agreed with those teams the same way the RSF did.

(Admittedly, this applies mostly to the Saints and Vikings, not just because of their December records, but mostly because they just haven't looked good. The Colts have looked a little better, but still not like Super Bowl Champs since the start of December.)

However, I did NOT write this article and it has inspired me to make sure I don't drop the ball even more for my favorite time of year...

The NFL Playoffs!

(First... I'm taking Alabama solidly over Texas tonight. I'm thinking double digits. McElroy will need to play really well and Julio Jones will be the x-factor. That Crimson Tide defense will be more physical and dominant than anything Texas has faced other than Ndamukong Suh himself, only this time they won't have the benefit of not having to worry about the offense on the other side.

Is Nick Saban the most overlooked Head Coach in College Football?)

Ok, now let's get to the bracket:

New York Jets @ Cincinnati Bengals
4:30pm NBC

At first glance this game looks tough. Everyone is talking about the regular season finale in which the Jets won 3483-0 and how the Jets might have the best defense in the league and how they run the ball as well as anyone in the league and their coach is on Sportscenter saying they should be favored to win the Super Bowl because of those things.

Almost had me.

I'm confidently taking the Bengals in what I think has the potential to turn into a bit of a rout.

A couple weeks ago I was compiling my (controversial) Power Rankings for the very tight AFC, and it looked like this:

1. Chargers (the only team that I think has separated itself from the pack in the AFC)
2. Bengals
3. Patriots
4. Steelers (IF getting Polamalu back in time for the playoffs... moot point now)
5. Colts
6a. Ravens
6b. Titans
8. Broncos (with healthy Brandon Marshall)
9. Jets

What does that list tell you? Not much. But it does tell you that I'm pretty high on the Bengals. Not sure how high just yet, but I believe they're for real.

They have an excellent QB, a loaded defense that has been playing like a solid unit all season, a running game that just won't quit (TWO 100 yard rushing games against the Ravens for Benson this year), and an excellent WR corps. They're complete, they play as a unit, they're deep, they have great chemistry top to bottom, they believe in each other, they play with a chip on their shoulder, they have swagger, I love everything about this team coming in and think they will really turn some heads.

The Jets, conversely, have 2 impressive wins against the Colts backups (oh wait, that game was actually kind of close) and the Bengals 3rd stringers IN New York, since losing a must win game AT HOME to the walking dead Atlanta Falcons (which SHOULD have eliminated them from the playoffs if not for back to back games against backups).

Basically, I'm not impressed with the Jets at all. I think they've got a great foundation for next year. They focus on the important elements of the game (defense, power running, ball control) and do them well a lot of the time under a first year coach. I think next year they will give my Pats a scare.

This year? It's over.

So bet on the Jets because this seems way too easy to me.

Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowboys
Saturday 8:00pm NBC

I'm a sucker for Donovan McNabb. I think he's one of the most underrated QB's in the league. He's got his best cast of weapons on offense since the T.O. days. I would pick them over half the teams in the playoffs. However...

I'm going with Romo.

Do I take Romo over McNabb? I'm not sure. But, he's at least good enough to play him evenly. Romo has quite possibly played the QB position better than ANYONE in football over the month of December. He's clicking perfectly with Miles Austin and Jason Witten. As Skip Bayless (my hero) keeps pointing out, he has 11 TD's to 2 (tipped) interceptions in December. And he's got some of the best pocket presence in the league.

(Side-note: Pocket presence is the most underrated trait in QB play. This is what I've always loved about Brady, who has the best PP of all time, easily his best skill, and it's what I continue to believe in about Romo. When a guy can feel comfortable in the pocket, feel what's coming around him without having to stare at the pressure, and know when it's time to move or unload the ball, it drastically improves his ability to avoid mistakes, protect the ball, and check down his receivers. Romo has had a handful of things to work on throughout his short career, but this one trait has remained constant and is the reason that I've always felt he will make it as a successful starting QB.)

I have the QB play about even. As for weapons, DeSean Jackson is the single most explosive player on the field.

However, I think that's about where it ends for the Eagles.

(If Brian Westbrook were still alive this would look a lot different, but since he's not, the matchups seems to go heavily in Dallas' favor from here on out.)

Miles Austin is just a tick below DeSean Jackson and I'll take Jason Witten and Patrick Crayton over Brent Celek and Jeremy Maclin. I'll take the Cowboys healthy offensive line of the Eagles banged up bigs, and I'll take those 3 excellent Cowboys running backs, headed by Marion "the Barbian" Barber (top 5 NFL RB when healthy) over rookie LeSean McCoy and Brian Westbrook's concussed corpse, in a landslide.

These are both explosive offenses and you could argue that the Eagles is the better offense. Although I personally would take the 'Boys, that argument wouldn't be crazy to me. However, the defensive side of the ball isn't even close. Dallas has a pass rush that is finally firing on all cylinders after a slow start and is the best all around defensive team in the NFC. This is where the game will be won.

I'm taking Dallas for the 3 game season sweep of the Eagles.

Baltimore Ravens @ New England Patriots
Sunday 1:00pm CBS

I'm biased. You know it. I know it. Patriots win. Now let's talk about it.

I love the Ravens. They're big 'dogs in this game in my mind, but they do have a good shot to pull the upset. They have an excellent running game and a good passing game.

The defense is good, but not what it used to be. Which brings me to an interesting point. A humanizing point I guess. Watching Ray Lewis fade away is difficult to watch. He's still awesome, but he used to be awesome. I think it's easy to look at him now and say, 'Wow he's still really good, he barely even looks like he's lost a step', and completely forget what this guy used to be. He's still one of the top LB's in the league, but this man is part of a very short

list of players (LT, Primetime, Lott) I've ever seen who could take over an entire game by himself. This version of Ray Lewis that we have now is not that same guy. This one is good, maybe even great. But that guy was something a little better than "great", as we often use that word in sports. And that's not the same guy who will be linebacking the Ravens defense this weekend.

So yes, I think the Ravens are dangerous, but I don't know that they have any of that old magic left in the tank. Ray Lewis of 2002 isn't walking through that door, and the 2009 version isn't going to be enough to stop Tom Brady, Randy Moss aaaand...

Julian Edelman!!!

That's right, I'm not scared one bit by the loss of Wes Welker. When we first got Moss my instant analysis was that Welker would benefit greatly and would look like Brady's favorite target because of two things:

1. The way Brady likes to quick strike to small, quick WR's.

2. The Randy Moss Factor, which causes defensive secondaries to back up and creates all kinds of room to work underneath. Perfectly suited for little, quick guys who are already good at getting open underneath.

Notice that neither of those things were "Wes Welker is great". Because as much as I love Wes Welker, and I do love Wes Welker, he's just not as good as his stats would indicate. He is a product of the system. He's short, tough, quick. He's the proto-type slot reciever, but there are tons like him. And Edelman (a 6th round rookie QB) is poised to prove just that. In fact, Edelman may be even better. As a former college QB, there's no doubt about his grasp of the offense and the way he sees the field, he has even better moves after the catch, and he's a tick bigger. As for top speed it looks like about a wash, although I wouldn't be surprised if Edelman has that edge as well. Overall, I'm not concerned about the loss of Welker at all, as long as Moss and Edelman stay healthy.

Where the Welker loss hurts us is depth, not in top performance.

So since this game seems like a cake walk for the Patriots to me (not sure the final score will indicate that, but I have little doubt about the outcome), what can we expect after the first round?

The Pats play the Chargers no matter what. I think the Pats have a legitimate shot to be the best team in the league. They are playing their best ball of the year right now, and the biggest thing is they're getting healthy for the first time all year. Everyone on D is back. Mayo is as healthy as he's been since Week 1, the poo-poo platter of corners are all healthy as well as our safeties (who I like), and Vince Wilfork AND Ty Warren were both full participants again in practice today. Our Offensive Line is the healthiest it's been all year, Fred Taylor and Sammy Morris are just coming back, I've already talked about the Edelman/Welker situation, and Brady looks about as good as he has at any point this year (possible cracked ribs and broken finger on throwing hand aside... that's a reasonable aside right?). Once again the Pats are in their best shape just in time for when it matters, and I would be very afraid if I were the San Diego Chargers.

Green Bay Packers @ Arizona Cardinals
Sunday 4:40pm FOX

Hands down the toughest first round game for me. At the beginning of the year I was huge on Green Bay. I had them as one of my favorites in a 4 way race for the NFC Championship in the pre-season (Giants, Packers, Vikings, Eagles). It's difficult for me to ever stray completely from a team I started off really high on, even if Aaron Rodgers has the worst pocket presence I've ever seen from a guy with quite possibly zero other weaknesses as a QB. (And even if I had them is the same group as the Giants)

I've also never been big on Kurt Warner. In fact I've always been annoyed by Kurt because he's so overrated, and I therefore root against him for the sake of justice.

However, I watched that Sunday night beatdown they put on Brett Favre and the Vikings on the first Sunday in December and said to myself, 'That's a Championship team'.

Is that one dominant performance enough of a sign of life for me to completely buy into the Cardinals?

No.

I know the Packers don't exactly have the most impressive "signature wins" leading up to the playoffs, but I just like an awful lot about this team. They're so balanced.

Defensively they have the 2nd fewest yards allowed and the 7th fewest points. They have a stellar secondary (Charles Woodson is a Defensive POY candidate playing opposite Al Harris and both safeties are awesome) and a very good front 7.

(My only concern would be if Charles Woodson is hampered by that shoulder injury from last week)

Offensively they have it all. Decent running game that seems to get better as the weather gets worse, tons of weapons for Rodgers (Jennings, Driver, JJones, Jordi Nelson, Lee), and Rodgers himself. And while Rodgers does have a tremendous propensity to take bad sacks, it's not so bad that I wouldn't still take him over Warner.

This is the game I will be the most excited to watch, from a curiosity standpoint. I could see either of these teams catching fire and cruising all the way to the Super Bowl. Easily. The Cardinals also have a defense that is capable of doing everything and really catching fire (although I think it's safe to expect to see D. Rogers-Cromartie getting burned at least once, probably twice, pretty badly). Not quite as good a secondary, but a much better defensive line and overall front 7 (which scares me as someone about to pick the Packers, who are led by a QB who holds the ball too long). And we already know how explosive the Cards offense can be when healthy and clicking.

However, with Boldin potentially hobbled by an ankle injury (which it looks like he will be, by the way), I'm sticking with the Packers like 31-23ish. Which is my token, "I'm not really sure what to expect", score.

After the first round:

Just to throw some stuff out there, (I'll get into more detail as the Playoffs go on).

I'm picking the Cowboys to win the NFC Championship game over the Packers.

I'm picking the Patriots to win the AFC over the Bengals.

Patriots over 'Boys in the Super Bowl.

I have no idea what I'm talking about, but there it is. That's my gut going into it, and I will admit there is a lot of bias involved (see... I admit it when it's true). If there were no bias I would easily have San Diego winning it all, but I can't get away from the Pats this year. I believe in Brady too much and it seems like a pick I would make without bias, but we'll never know. I will, of course, let you know if there's a moment that I'm sure, bias aside, but we're nowhere near there yet.

Of course if anything happens to this guy ----->

... all bets are off.

And now I need to go watch the SEC represent against the best team from a much inferior conference, once again.

Peyton Manning (Part 2): The Curse

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Before we go anywhere, I want to touch on one basic principal of football:

The Quarterback is the most important player on the field.

Football is the ultimate team game. It is unique in that, more so than any other sport, no one player can single-handedly win a game. Lineman must block, RB’s must hit open holes, receivers run routes and make catches, defensive linemen and linebackers must play their gaps and make tackles and defensive backs need to cover receivers.

None of that happens or matters, however, without the QB. The ball is in his hands on every play. He is the catalyst for everything. No other player can affect the game in both an explosive way, and a negative way, like the QB. One well placed pass can change a game. One poor read, costs the whole team a win.

The adage in the NFL, which I agree with, is “Defense wins Championships.” In the greatest TEAM game, I agree with this. I would add however, that QB’s also win championships.

Sound like a contradiction? Well, let’s take a look at what history tells us.
Let’s look at the past say… 25 Super Bowl Champions, and who their QB was (in reverse chronological order):

49ers – Joe Montana
Bears – Jim McMahon
Giants – Phil Simms
Redskins – Doug Williams
49ers – Joe Montana
49ers – Joe Montana
Giants – Phil Simms
Redskins – Mark Rypien
Cowboys – Troy Aikman
Cowboys – Troy Aikman
49ers – Steve Young
Cowboys – Troy Aikman
Packers – Brett Favre
Broncos – John Elway
Broncos – John Elway
Rams – Kurt Warner
Ravens – Trent Dilfer
Patriots – Tom Brady
Buccaneers – Brad Johnson
Patriots – Tom Brady
Patriots – Tom Brady
Steelers – Ben Roethlisberger
Colts – Peyton Manning
Giants – Eli Manning
Steelers – Ben Roethlisberger

So that’s 16 different QB’s in the past 25 years.

7 of them are either already in the Hall of Fame, (Montana, Aikman, Young, Elway), or already virtually guaranteed 1st ballot enshrinement, (Favre, Brady, Peyton).

Roethlisberger is well on his way.

Warner is a constant debate in terms of his Hall chances, but he will likely make it, (maybe not first ballot, but a short wait still counts). If not, he would be a very narrow omission. There is no doubt that at the very least, he was playing excellent football in his Super Bowl year, leading the league in Touchdowns (41) and QB Rating (109.2) on his way to being named both League MVP and Super Bowl MVP.

That leaves us with 7, (McMahon, Simms, Williams, Rypien, Dilfer, Johnson, Eli).

Jim McMahon won his with what was, at the time, the 3rd stingiest defense the NFL had ever seen in a 16 game season (now 6th). Many would argue this to be the greatest defense in league history.

Phil Simms won his two rings with the defense allowing the 2nd fewest points, (1986, Lawrence Taylor became the only defensive player to ever win a League MVP however), and 1st fewest points, (1991), in the league for their respective Super Bowl seasons.

Trent Dilfer won his with THE stingiest defense ever to play a 16 game season. Many who would not argue in favor of McMahon's '85 Bears as the greatest defense ever, would choose this Ravens team instead.

Then, Brad Johnson won his with the 6th fewest points allowed in a 16 game season as well as the highest scoring defense in league history (9 defensive touchdowns, not including the playoffs in which they added 4 more and created 13 turnovers in 3 playoff games). Overall, this may not be the best defense the league has seen. For 3 playoff games however, they were as good as anyone who's ever done it.

That leaves us with Williams, Rypien, and Eli Manning.

Those are the 3 who are left who weren’t either Hall of Fame material, or playing with a truly historic defense on the other side of the ball.

Rypien, who was a solid NFL QB during his NFL career, which included 2 Pro Bowls, was playing his best ball, hands down, in that Super Bowl year. He finished the regular season 4th in passing yards, 2nd in touchdowns and 2nd in QB Rating. In the playoffs he had 4 touchdowns to 2 interceptions. He played great in the last 2 of their 3 playoff games. The first game, in which he played sub-par, was a 24-7 victory which was never in doubt.

The last two, Eli and Williams, you could argue, are the two exceptions, of the last 25 years.

Doug Williams’ Redskins team was an excellent, well balanced team. Williams played very well in those playoffs and played a truly great game in the Super Bowl. However, his season does not support the rule.

Eli Manning’s Giants, who were huge underdogs against the 18-0 New England Patriots, had an up and down season that ended with them having a stingy defense that was one of the best at rushing the passer, as well as a balanced offense. Eli is a former #1 overall draft pick, who has, by all accounts, lived up to that draft position. However, his season also, does not support the rule.

So there you have it. 23 out of the last 25 Super Bowl Champions have had either an all-time defense, or an excellent QB (I'm counting Rypien because he was excellent that year). Thus, the adage that “Defense wins Championships” as well as the theory that "the Quarterback is the single most important player" both seem to hold a good amount of water.

Therefore, I feel confident saying that more often than not, to win a Championship, you need either:

A. An all-time level of dominant play from your defense.

or

B. An excellent Quarterback.

That, to me, makes the Quarterback the single most important player on a football team and the single player who is most responsible for winning or losing.

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For the sake of context, if you haven't read Peyton Manning Part 1, you probably should take a moment to do so before continuing on...

In football, the quarterback, unlike other positions, is judged by one thing above all else. Winning. The stats give us a great starting off point for judging a QB's success, but they definitely don't tell the whole story.

In the NFL, winning, means Super Bowls. It means getting it done at the highest level. When the stage is the biggest, who shines the brightest?

The rule, as always, "You playyyy, to winnnnn, the gaaaaaaaammmee."

(Thank you soooo much Herm!)

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The Questions:

Peyton Manning, barring injury, should finish with every conceivable career passing record to his credit. Yet, there is an ugly truth that has haunted his career.

7-8

That's Manning's record, to date, in the playoffs. Admittedly it's not the worst record ever. However, it's definitely not the stuff legends are made of. Of that, we can be sure. And when you look at the fact that 4 of those 7 wins came in that one Super Bowl run, it really makes you wonder...

How could this be?

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There can be a few different reasons to explain a great player, specifically a Quarterback, underachieving in the playoffs. I think the main ones would be:

1. Porous Defense
2. Weak Supporting Cast
3. Bad Coaching

So let's look at the possibilities for why Peyton hasn't been more successful.

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1. Weak Defense?:

In the regular season, Peyton has had some truly terrible defenses to work with. 6 of his 11 years with the Colts, (not including this year in which, through 10 games, they are ranked #1), featured a defense that was in the bottom half of the league in points allowed. In spite of that, he has routinely carried this Colts team to the playoffs in all but 2 of his 11 years in Indy. Those 2 years the defense ranked 29th and 31st in points allowed. So 4 of their 9 playoff years they finished in the bottom half of league in points allowed during the regular season.

However, once the playoffs start has it been the same story? We don't question Peyton's greatness in the regular season. What we're aiming for is determining what is going wrong in the playoffs. So what have those defenses played like in the playoffs?

I suppose first we need to have an understanding of what an average playoff defense should look like. So, let's establish some statistics so that we have a concrete starting point. No guessing. No assumptions. Just the facts.

Going back to 1999, (Peyton's first playoff year), the average points allowed per game, per team, in the playoffs is: 21.773

In Peyton's 15 career playoff games, his Colts have allowed: 21.934 ppg

So that's good for a difference of: 0.161 ppg

Less than .2 points per game. I'm not in a rush to label that as an atrocious defense. I would call that average.

However, let's give Peyton the full benefit of the doubt and acknowledge that as a slightly below average defense.

0.161 points per game below average.

So the defense was not stellar. Decent in the playoffs, but still left a little desired. So why didn't the organization get some help on that side of the ball?

I believe that answer is simple. Look no further than the main cogs in the offense itself...

2. Offensive Weapons?:

Let's start by taking a look at the way the Colts have acquired Peyton's supporting cast...

Ken Dilger - #48 overall pick (2nd round)- 1995 - 2001

Marvin Harrison - #19 overall pick (1st round)- 1996 - 2008

Tarik Glenn - #17 overall pick (1st round)- 1997 - 2006

Adam Meadows - #48 overall pick (2nd round)- 1997 - 2003

Peyton Manning - #1 overall draft pick (1st round)- 1998 - present

Jerome Pathon - #32 overall draft pick (2nd round)- 1998 - 2001

Edgerrin James - #4 overall pick (1st round)- 1999 - 2005

Jeff Saturday - undrafted - 1999 - present

Reggie Wayne - #30 overall pick (1st round)- 2001 - present

Dallas Clark - #24 overall pick (1st round)- 2003 - present

Joseph Addai - #30 overall pick (1st round)- 2006 - present

I don't know about you, but I feel like it's safe to say that the Colts strategy in the draft is to focus on keeping a well stocked offense (9 of the last 13 1st round picks used on offense).

They have drafted well, (I have maintained for years that, for my money, Bill Polian is the best General Manager in football in terms of scouting and philosophy). All of the aforementioned players went on start at least 30 games for the Colts, the fewest of which was Pathon, by a large margin. There have been a combined total of 28 Pro Bowl selections between the players listed above. The Colts have also been extremely lucky in terms of injuries. Peyton's 3 biggest supporting weapons, Edge, Harrison and Wayne, had missed a combined total of 22 games due to injury until 2007. 16 of those were by Edge. Leaving 6 missed games to injury by Harrison and Wayne. In a timing and precision based passing offense, that consistency has been extremely good fortune.

So since there has clearly been such a focus on offense from an organizational standpoint, and there is only so much space under the salary cap, the defense has gotten the short end of the stick.

We will revisit this a little further on, however, for now we will leave this potential reason with the simple conclusion:

The Offensive weapons certainly have not been an issue during Peyton's tenure with the Colts.

3. Coaching?:

Peyton's Offensive Coordinator, Tom Moore, arrived in Indianapolis in 1998. The year before drafting Manning.

In 10 of his previous 16 years as Offensive Coordinator (Steelers, Vikings, Lions), Moore's offenses finished in the top half of the league in points scored.

I'm not going to spend a lot of time going into the numbers of what his offenses achieved under him (I will just mention that Scott Mitchell did throw for 4,338 Yards, 32 Touchdowns and only 12 Interceptions for a 92.3 QB Rating his 2nd year under Moore, just because it kind of blew my mind). But, for the most part they were solid, nothing too spectacular. Let's not waste time.

The relevant thing here is that he was a proven, capable coordinator, and has been there Manning's entire career. It's very impressive work by the Colts to maintain Moore's services. While, yes, he is one of the highest paid assistants in the leauge, it is still impressive that he has never moved on.

Again, on to the conclusion:

It is safe to say that coaching has been steady enough that it is also not at fault for the Colts playoff blunders. If anything, I personally feel that this has been a big benefit to Manning.

So having answered those 3 questions, let's look at the big picture and see what exactly has gone on?

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The Curse:

Remember, we're talking about the playoffs here. That's what matters. No one can question Manning's regular season legacy. What is in question is, if he's great, why doesn't he get it done when it matters, in the playoffs?

We're talking about the guy who has led downright legendary offenses throughout his career. Those offenses have, allegedly, been let down by the aforementioned defense in the playoffs. So now let's take a look at this Colts team as a whole. Why exactly was that defense so "bad". Why didn't the organization get him some help?

Guess who gets paid the most money? 1st round draft picks.

The higher the pick, the more expensive they are. And if they produce? It costs a lot to resign them.

Manning's offense was loaded with #1 picks. The most expensive of the group would be Manning himself. The fact of the matter is simple:

This team spent the majority of their money on offense.

They had a very above average offense. And they produced. We have all lauded Payton for his otherworldly offensive production. He has been put into discussions of the greatest QB's of all time because of the things we've seen him do in the regular season. Manning supporters have excused the playoff shortcomings by pointing the finger at the defense.

My question is this:

If you're Peyton Manning, and your organization is going to spend all that money on your offensive weapons, and you're going to put up all those numbers and take all that praise for those regular season numbers, (if we're being honest, that's basically ALL his legacy is built on at this point), then don't you sort of have to accept the fact that they are going to need above average production from your offense in the playoffs?

I mean, that's assumed right?

They clearly decided somewhere along the way...

"Look we're just going to use all our first round draft picks on offensive weapons, and if we give Peyton enough to work with, we'll just outscore everyone by more than our putrid defenses will give up."

Doesn't it seem like that had to be the thought process? I'm not saying Payton lobbied for that. At least not at first, (although, when it came time to start re-signing guys he's certainly never hid his desire for the franchise to do what it takes to keep his weapons around him). However, I think the situation is obvious. The Colts simply surrounded with with a plethora of talent and kept that offensive talent well stocked his entire career.

(This year, 2009, is by far the worst supporting cast Peyton has played with since his rookie year. Peyton is also playing as well as, if not better, than ever. A phenomena we will discuss a little bit further down.)

So, since we can pretty easily determine that the onus was clearly placed on Peyton and his offense to overcome their defensive deficiencies in the playoffs, (which, again, turned out to be barely off from average, which was much better than was logical to expect), let's see how they responded.

(Beware, this is where it starts getting ugly)

We'll start with the same approach of looking at average points scored per game (playoffs) since 1999: 21.773

Now let's look at what the Colts offense has scored per game in games they were eliminated from the playoffs: 13.625

(We're only looking at the games they lost because we're addressing the belief that they lost in the playoffs because of the defense, which assumes that the offense showed up. And since we just determined that the Colts clearly spent their money on the Offensive side of the ball, thus neglecting the defense to an extent, they expected the offense to be above average, not simply average. Because it would also be safe to assume the defense would be below average.)

8.148 points per game below average!

What's even worse, is that in 15 total games, (now we're including all the wins), the offense still only averages 22.8 ppg. That's 1.03 points per game more than the NFL average in the post-season. I would go as far as to say that these numbers are downright abhorrently underwhelming.

If we go even deeper, we see that in back to back years the Colts had the good fortune of playing the defenseless Denver Broncos at home in the first round. The first of those two years, a win over Denver (Peyton's first career playoff win) was followed up with getting the even more defenseless Kansas City Chiefs the next game.

In those 3 games the Colts put up 128 points (42.67ppg), and Manning put up 1,139 passing yards, 12 TD's, 1 INT.

Both years the two games to follow were losses. A 14-24 loss to New England in 2003 and a 3-20 loss in 2004, also to New England.

If you take away those 3 early round offensive explosions of Peyton's 15 career playoff games, his offense is left averaging 17.83 ppg (3.94 ppg fewer than the league playoff average), and Peyton himself is throwing for a very pedestrian 255.75 yards per game, 10 TD's, 16 INT's.

Actually, forget pedestrian! Those numbers are straight up, way below average. Not average. Not simply, "off his game." Those numbers are well below league averages. And the average offense is not even as talented as the one Peyton works with. Yet the average QB puts up better numbers than that. Plain and simple.

If you were to tell me those would be the numbers of my QB in the playoffs, I would have serious doubts about how comfortable I would be going into the playoffs with him as my backup. I would be holding my breath every time my starter got touched. You cannot win with those numbers.

I know I just threw out a lot of numbers, and I hope it was clear enough to follow, but can we safely say that the whole, "Peyton lost because he didn't have a defense" argument holds about as much water as a screen door on a submarine?

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Now let's take a look at what Peyton did in each of those loses on a game by game basis so we can better understand whether or not he's just getting a bad rap.

(This article is pretty old, 2005, but the guys at ColdHardFootballFacts.com did a great job breaking down Manning's playoff games from '99 -'05 and I'm about to reference a lot of their work. I recommend taking a quick peek at this article. Or at the least, know that a lot of the statistical heavy lifting coming up was done by those guys.)

1999. Peyton's first career playoff game, first career playoff loss. Manning posted a 60.9 passer rating. His worst game of the season.

2000. 2nd career playoff game. Overtime loss. Manning's passer rating of 82.0 was the fifth worst of the season (The best performance in a playoff loss in his first 5 years in the league).

2001. Missed playoffs. Peyton's 4 INT's in a mid-season "must win", result in a 3rd straight loss, dropping the Colts to 4-6 and sparking a skid which saw the Colts end the season on a 2-7 run and, most importantly, leads to this legendary meltdown by Jim Mora.

2002. 3rd career playoff game. Manning posted a passer rating of 31.2 – the single worst game of his career. They get shutout by the Dolphins.

2003. After high scoring, back-to-back drubbings of Denver and Kansas City the Colts lose to New England. Manning posted a passer rating of 35.5 – his worst game of the season and third worst of his career.

2004. After dropping 49 points on Denver in the first round, Manning, who set an NFL record for TD's that year with 49 and was named MVP of the league, was supposed to have his best team ever. The Colts bowed out of the playoffs with a 20-3 loss to New England. Manning posted a passer rating of 69.3 – his worst game of the season.

(This was the first NFL game I ever got to attend live. Unbelievable experience. This was the "Cut That Meat!" game. Peyton looked visibly shook. There was never a doubt to me or anyone around me that he would not hurt us on that day. Just a surreal thing to witness.)

2005. The Colts lose to the 6th seeded Steelers in their first game of the playoffs, 18-21. Leading to this postgame press conference.

(Wild side-tangent: This press conference drove me particularly nuts. If there was ever one minor microcosm of a reason as to why I have never cared much for Peyton Manning and would never call myself a "fan" of his, it's this moment (or this one). My logic here is that you cannot suck up to all the praise and adoration for all those regular season numbers, which would be unattainable if the organization spent more money on defense and let Edge and/or Marvin Harrison walk when they were free agents, and then turn around and play up to the idea that you lose because you don't have a defense. And in the same token, the amount of pre-snap theatrics that Peyton does are absolutely over the top and unnecessary. No other QB in the NFL goes through that much theatrics, yet there are several who make just as many pre-snap adjustments. Heck, you don't see the same level of chaos and arm flapping from a QB running the no huddle that you see from Peyton on an average play. And what does the media, and the announcers, and his coaches do? They praise him for it. They praise him for adjusting all the coverages and blitz pickups at the line and for how cerebral he is. Which is fine with me. If you want to do that, maybe argue that it confuses the defense, whatever, it is totally fine with me. Just like spending all your money and draft picks and cap space on offense is fine with me. HOWEVER, to go into a press conference after a game in which you did about as much pre-snap theatrics as ever, and blame your offensive line and your teammates for the "protection problems"?? When I thought it was YOU who was calling out those blitz pickups and coverages in the first place??? Right? Isn't that what you've lead us to believe all this time? This felt like a slap in the face. Let's just move on.)

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Ok, so I'm not sure that this has been my clearest and most concise breakdown ever. So let's get a quick recap:

Defense in the playoffs: .161 more points per game allowed than league average.

Offense in the playoffs in losses: 8.148 points per game below league average.

Franchise drafting/spending: Heavily on offensive weapons.

Expectation/Gameplan: Our offense will make up for our defense.

Peyton individually in playoff loses: Some of his worst individual performances of his career.

Overall playoff success: 3-6 to this point, with that glaring omission, "No Super Bowls".

Okay, I think we're all caught up!

Which brings us to...

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The Super Bowl:

The knock on Manning was clearly that he can't get it done in the playoffs. The question was, what do we do with all those stats if he never gets a ring?

Then 2006 happened.

The offense wasn't quite as good as in years past. Still one of the best in the league, but not like 2004. And the defense? Putrid as "always". Except for real this time. The 2006 regular season defense for the Colts was one of the worst defenses the league has seen in history for a playoff team. They were giving up a whopping 173 rushing yards per game during the regular season!

Something happened right before the playoffs however. Something that didn't seem like it would make that much of a difference. It was a small thing. 5'8" to be exact. His name was Bob Sanders. Bob was injured for the majority of the regular season and the impact he made when he came back was truly the stuff legends are made of.

The Colts did not have a first round bye in 2006, which meant that to win a Super Bowl would mean a 4 game post-season. Certainly this would not be the year for the Colts. That was the story. The defense was at an all time low, and if they were going to do anything it would require a superhuman effort from Peyton Manning. Especially since their inability to stop the run was about to be magnified with a matchup against the Kansas City Chiefs who boasted the league's second most dominant running game. Spearheaded by Larry Johnoson who racked up 1789 yards on the regular season and scored 17 TD's. So how would Peyton respond? Would this be the year that he and his offense would show up in the playoffs?

Umm... not so much.

In that first game Peyton threw for 278 yards, 1 TD, 3 INT's, 71.9 QB rating. Season over. Right?

Actually, no. The Colts Defense absolutely shut down the Chiefs and their vaunted running game, holding them to a mere 44 yards on the ground and forcing 3 turnovers in what somehow ended up being something of a slug fest. It was absolutely inexplicable. Peyton was downright horrible. The first 3 scores for Indy were all Vinatieri field goals. The next was a rushing touchdown by Joseph Addai. It wasn't until the 4th qtr that Manning finally threw his lone touchdown to somewhat salvage his statistical day. Yet, they got the win.

"Ok, we survived the jitters, now Peyton would take this second chance at life and explode in the next game. Right?"

Umm... not exactly.

Peyton came out in this game and put up a whopping 170 Yards, 0 TD's, 2 INT's, 39.6 QB rating (ironically the same exact rating you get if you take the ball one time and fire it directly into the ground to no one).

Surely they were done now.

The defenses of the 1985 Bears, 2000 Ravens and 2002 Buccaneers all mashed into one couldn't overcome a performance like that from an offense based on it's QB play.

Wrong again! Somehow the Colts defense overcame Peyton's 2 interceptions, caused 4 of their own, and held the Ravens 12th ranked offense to 244 total yards. The Colts won again 15-6 in a game featuring zero touchdowns.

Then they faced a depleted New England defense and Manning, (to his credit), finally showed up. It took the entire first half, (that's 10 quarters of playoff football, if you're scoring at home), for him to finally break out of his post-season daze, but he did. In the 3rd qtr, down 21-6 to a New England team featuring such offensive stars as Reche Caldwell and Jabar Gaffney, Peyton finally punched in a 1 yard touchdown on a QB sneak to make it 13-21. Against a Patriots defense that was so injury riddled that we saw Erick Alexander go from backup, to number 1 LB on the depth chart by the second half, an all out shootout ensued between the two future Hall of Fame QB's.

In the end it came down to 4th down and as we saw Troy Brown run an "in" when Brady was throwing an "out", the showdown came to an end.

Peyton and the Colts had finally made it to the Super Bowl, (not to mention beat New England), with Peyton throwing for 262 yards/game, 2 TD's, 6 INT's, thanks to a defense that allowed a stingy 16 ppg and 73 rushing yards through 3 games.

I'm not trying to be a pessimist. Really, I'm not. But, this is the thing that validates him??? Really?? We're gonna give him this one?

Am I crazy here, or was this the biggest gift/fluke/lucky turn of events possibly in sports history!?

Okay, maybe that's hyperbole, I have no idea. I just know that Peyton Manning is not the reason the Colts were in the Super Bowl. Or the AFC Championship. Or even out of the first round!

In the Super Bowl game the defense and running game led the way yet again. After Devin Hester's opening kickoff return for a TD, the Bears went on to score a total of 10 points and commit 5 turnovers the rest of the way, (the last of which was an INT returned for a game icing touchdown when the game was still close at 22-17). As for the Colts offense, Peyton went for what was, by his playoff standards, a solid performance. 247 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT. Thrilling Peyton. Thrilling.

We mentioned Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dallas Clark, Jeff Saturday (and the rest of an extremely consistent offensive line) are all on this offense right?!?! I just want to make sure no one got confused about what team we're talking about with all these bland stats.

Meanwhile, mainstay Domenic Rhodes ran for 113 yards on 21 carries with on of the Colts 2 offensive TD's, and 1st round pick Joseph Addai chipped in another 77 yards on 19 carries to go along with his 10 catches for 66 yards.

Of course, Petyon was named Super Bowl MVP. (Thanks for the balls media)

And that, my friends, is how Peyton Manning "broke" his playoff curse.

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Since then, the Colts are 0-2 in the playoffs. Bringing Peyton's overall playoff record back below .500 at 7-8.

Which brings us full circle to the original question.

What is Peyton Manning's legacy?

Each person must decide for themselves and will rank him wherever they will.

For me, we have a guy who, in my opinion, is the greatest regular season Quarterback of all time.

Has he done that with the best supporting offense of anyone else in the discussion?

Yes.

However, I'm still going to give it to him. He has been awesome. It's not a landslide, (Brady, Young, Montana, Marino, Favre, all in the discussion), but with the wins, the poor defensively play, and of course, the stats, I feel he's earned it.

And then on the other hand, we have one of the worst, (given his offensive weapons to work with), and most underachieving playoff Quarterbacks the game has ever seen.

Since the Quarterback is responsible, first and foremost, for winning, I don't see any possible conclusion except that Manning has been wildly overrated by a national media and adoring public that have repeatedly insinuated that he may be the greatest QB to ever play the game.

In fact, I think it's a little ignorant to even have him in that discussion.

Great? Sure.

Greatest? Please be serious.

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Does that mean he won't ever be in that discussion?

Absolutely not. In fact, this is where it gets very interesting. Since winning that Super Bowl, I feel like Peyton has been a different player.

Sure he followed up the SB by going 0-2 the last two years in the playoffs, but it must be pointed out that the last 2 years, (as well as this season), he was playing with the worst offenses of his career.

It's also worth pointing out that he actually played decent in those two loses. Not really quite his regular season level, no, but decent.

'07 - 24 points, 402 yards, 3 td's, 2 int's

'08 - 17 points, 310 yards, 1 td, 0 int's

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Here's the thing with Manning, he has been a choker. And it's not just his NFL career.

In High School he was a 3 year starter. He threw for 7,204 yards and 92 touchdowns in those 3 years. He was named New Orleans Quarterback Club Player of the Year, the Gatorade Circle of Champions National Player of the Year, and the Louisiana Class 2A MVP... twice. He led Isidore Newman to a 34-5 record in those 3 years.

Yet, the furthest they went in his time was the 2A Semifinals in his sophomore year, despite being favored over the team they lost to all 3 years.

In college, at the University of Tennessee, he re-wrote the school's record books for passing statistics in 3 and a half years as the starter. He broke the SEC record for career wins going 39-6 as a starter. He was runner-up for the Heisman his senior year.

Yet, despite being ranked as high as #2 Manning's Junior Year, and #3 going into the Orange Bowl against #2 Nebraska his senior year, (a game they only scored 17 points in and lost), it wasn't until the year after Manning left for the NFL that the Vols finally captured a National Championship. And possibly most important to some UT fans, Peyton was 0-3 as a starter against the Florida Gators.

Then he got to the NFL and it kept repeating. Year after year the season ended in the same agonizing way for Peyton and the Colts.

If you look at it, that is a lot of coming up short for one career. I can't help but feel that with each big game loss, that monkey on his back just got bigger and bigger. 3 years of HS ball, 4 years of college ball, that's 7 straight years of losing the big game! I believe it had a snowballing negative effect on his confidence.

That doesn't excuse it, but I think I understand it a little.

I think it was on his mind all the time. He had every accolade possible at every level, but never won a big game. In fact, seems to have lost almost all of them.

Then he got that ring in 2006. He made it. His career was now complete really. He was already considered the best QB in the game, (for whatever reason). Now he had accomplished everything.

And you know what?

I believe it changed him.

I believe he changed.

All of a sudden he actually played fairly decent in his next two playoff games. He actually was an assassin in the annual showdown against the Patriots in '08, for the first time in his career.

As a Patriots fan, I knew there was something different going on. For the first time in my life, he scared me. I had never been scared by him before. The old Peyton was just a big goof who I never had an inkling of doubt would turtle with the game on the line. But, this new Peyton... This new Peyton was different. This guy had a gleam in his eye. He almost seemed to get more composed the tighter the game got. He was an absolute killer. And for the first time I realized...

"Oh crap, he actually looks like he might be about to start playing as great as everyone has always said he is."

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So what will his legacy be when all is said and done?

I guess it's still too early to tell.

Sure, he'll have all the stats and most people will laud him as one of, if not THE greatest. But, where will he really end up? Well, it's a Quarterback's job to win. So I guess we'll have to wait for a few more playoffs to find out the answer to that.

As for now, he stands as possibly the most dominating offensive force the game has ever seen, (reg. season), and also a guy who can't lead his team to victory when it matters.

One of the great paradoxes in the game's history, but not it's greatest Quarterback.

Not for now, at least.

True Fandom

2009-11-19T19:36:00.040-05:00

So first off, I think I need to clear up some things from Peyton Manning Part 1.

I am not a Peyton Manning fan.

What does that even mean though? As far as being a "Fan" goes, I think there are levels of fandom. For now, let's just boil it down to, (assuming you are a fan at all), True Fan, or Casual Fan. Sure there's also Fair Weather Fans, Bandwagon Fans, etc, but I just want to focus on these two for a second.

I can easily use myself as an example for both.

The Casual Fan:
This is me when it comes to baseball and my favorite baseball team, the Red Sox. Yeah, I'm from the Boston area. The Sox are definitely my team, no question about it. That being said, most of the year, I just don't really care. I mean, I pay attention. I listen to sports talk radio and, while I admit, I'm twice as likely to change the station when they're talking about the Sox, I still do listen to a fair amount of the over abundance of Sox-talk here in New England. I can usually tell you our starting lineup. I usually know where we are in the standings, even during the doldrums of the 160-whatever game season. I at least usually know where we stand in the AL East. I even instinctively root against the Yankees! I tune in when October rolls around, especially if we've got a real shot at winning it all. Or, of course, if we're playing the Yankees. However, for the most part, I just don't really care. The idea of watching any of the first 150, or so, games of the season is my idea of nothing.

2004 against the Yankees was one of the coolest things in my life as a sports fan. I tuned in for every game of that series and almost every game of the playoffs. I loved that "Idiot" team. I loved Cowboy Up! I loved Papi and Manny's handshakes, Johnny Damon's hair and valley girl I.Q., Kevin Millar's sanity, Pokey Reese's defense (and name), everything that came out of the mouth of Pedro Martinez, and everything about Orlando Cabrera. Cabrera was, in fact, probably my favorite player from that team. His energy, his defense, how much he just loved being here, his clutch play, everything. Then we didn't re-sign him, and I'm still bitter. I feel like not keeping him as our short stop has haunted us ever since. And you know what...

I have no idea if I'm right about that!

That's the thing! I'm just a casual fan. I don't know why we couldn't keep him. I don't know if he was really any better than anyone we've gotten since. I don't even know who he plays for right now! I don't know what he's done since leaving, and you know, I'm not going to look it up. See, I'm just a casual baseball fan. I don't really care to know those things. I would like to, but not enough to find out.

If it was October and we had a real shot at doing something, I would do some homework. Sure. Maybe I would even look up what Orlando has been up to since I last saw him. But we're not, and I won't. I enjoy the Sox, but I don't loooove the Sox. More to the point, I don't really like baseball.

The True Fan:
This is me when it comes to the New England Patriots (and Boston Celtics for that matter). This is me when it comes to the sport of football (and basketball, but focusing on football for the moment). I love football. I mean, I really looooove football. And I really love the Pats.

I grew up in Florida. Ever since was about 11 years old I have loved the Pats. I mean, loved the Pats. I took a tremendous amount of verbal abuse from Miami Dolphins fans, but not once did I ever think of thinking a kind thought towards the Dolphins. Even then, I realized they were in our division and their successes and failures had a direct correlation to ours.

Obviously, my ability to follow the Pats and know what was going on has grown over the years. Around age 15 I probably would've described myself as a True Fan. Since then my opinion of what that really means has changed a bit.

Being a True Fan goes deeper than love of the jersey. It goes deeper than wanting your team to win every week. It's more than knowing all the players and their stats. It's not all about hating our opponents and rivals.

It's about grasping the big picture. It's about having a sense of history. It's about appreciating the game being played the right way. If you're a fan of a team, that doesn't mean you're a fan of that team. That's what I was to the Sox in '04. I was a fan of that team. The "Idiots". It wasn't about the 86 years or any of that for me. It was just about that team, and the Yankees. Sure all that history played into it and added to the experience, but those things didn't hit me on an emotional level. Those things weren't the reason I was tuning in. For the True Fans, however, it was about something more. It meant a lot more to them and I knew it. And I appreciated it. For them it was about the years of suffering. It was about being able to chant "Yankees suck", and have it finally be true. It was about the Red Sox being legitimately better than New York and everyone else. Even if it was for just one year, we were legitimate. For the first time in most of their lives, we were making progress in the championship count with the Yankees. 1 down, 25 to go. That was the big picture. We gained ground. And for at least one year, we were everything we feel like we should always be.

Would I have loved coming back from 0-3, even if we went on to lose to the St. Louis Cardinals? Yeah, I probably would have. Would a True Fan look back on that fondly? No way. It would've been looked at as a tragedy. I mean, don't get me wrong. Everyone would certainly always love that the only time someone came back from 0-3 was us against the Yankees. Any fondness related to that memory however, would quickly be replaced by feelings of regret and loss in the hearts of all True Fans, conjuring up thoughts of Buckner, Bucky Dent, Aaron Boone and everything else. Because in the big picture, it would still be 26-0, Yanks. And that's the only score that really matters.

When you're a true fan, you're either a fan of the franchise, a fan of the player, or some combination of the two. You're rooting interest is tied to the history of the game. It's about your team, your guys, and how history will look back on them. In sports, it's all about one thing... competition. And, by extension, legacy.

What is competition? Competition determines legacy. It's winning and losing. It's being the best, or being everyone else. Well, when you root for a team, a franchise, a jersey, being the best can't be about one year. It's got to be about the big picture. Even when you root for an individual, eventually it will come down to their place in history.

For some players (Steve Young, Ray Lewis, Peyton Manning, Moses Malone, Kevin Garnett) just winning a championship legitimizes their career. Whether it sets them solidly at the top of their tier, or just officially puts their name into that "Greatest" discussion, getting that ring has a huge effect on legacy. For some players (Brad Johnson, Trent Dilfer, Corey Dillon, Chauncy Billups, Rasheed Wallace,) they're just thrilled to be there. It sets them apart from the rest of the players in their tier, albeit, a lower tier. Not in the discussion of "Greatest". For some players (Dan Marino, Charles Barkley, Jason Kidd, Steve Nash) it is the unavoidable, glaring omission separating them from others on that highest level.

Franchises are no different. For some (Yankees, Red Sox, Patriots, Cowboys, Steelers, Canadiens, Red Wings, Bruins, Celtics, Lakers) it is the standard. For these franchises every season is like a new game. Maybe even just another play in one big, ongoing game. You hoist a banner at the end, you scored one more point. Simple as that.

For others, (Bengals, Bills, Clippers, Islanders, Mariners, every Cleveland team), just winning a championship is all their fans ask for.

"Just get us on the board. Please, for the love, please don't let us get shut out. Don't let all my rooting be for nothing."

Just one championship would make it all worth it for these fans.

Or so they think.

Until they get one.

Once you're on the board everything changes. You realize it's not about getting on the board. It's about winning the game. This is competition. Like Herm Edwards said, "you playyy, to winnnn, the gaaaammmmee".

And I think as fans-- as True Fans-- that's what we root for. We grasp the big picture. We want our guys to win. Whether it's our team, our guys, whoever, we want them to win. And it's an ongoing thing. It doesn't end after one season.

Ask me how I know? Because I lived it.

Before 2001-02 with the Pats, I thought all we could ever ask for was just to get one. To get on the board. One sheared major blood vessel in the chest of Drew Bledsoe later, and that was no longer enough. The playoffs weren't enough. This is now about a dynasty. This is now about the Steelers 4 Super Bowls in 6 years. This is about Tom Brady's legacy. It's about securing our place in history.

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So when I say I'm not a Peyton Manning fan, it doesn't mean I don't respect him. It doesn't even mean I don't like him. To me, it means I don't want to see his legacy enhanced. It means I feel like his legacy is already overrated and I don't want to see him placed above more deserving players in the eyes of the history of the game. That's what it's all about in the end. Legacy.

So do I like Peyton Manning? Sort of. It does annoy me the way he seems to suck up to the adoring public, the way the league and the media fall all over themselves for the First Family of the NFL, his penchant for throwing teammates under the bus instead of taking the blame for his own collapses. However, even with that short list of things that annoy me, I wouldn't say I dislike him. I don't think he sucks. I don't hope he dies. None of those things represent how I feel. And none of those things, to me, have anything to do with True Fandom.

True Fandom, to me, is what enables me to appreciate a player like Peyton. To see what he's been to the game. To embrace that he's approached the game the right way, the passion he has for it, and the way he's played it at the highest level.

So do I like him?

Eh... I'm apathetic.

But, I sure do respect him.

I think it's important to grasp these things in their proper light. Yes, I can write a post about how awesome one of our biggest rivals has been. And yes, I'm hoping someone else knocks him out of the playoffs before we have to. And-- most importantly-- no... I am not a Peyton Manning fan.

Did I mention I kinda love this guy? --->

He's just so awesome.

I know, I know, I'm not a real fan. What can I say?

Now that we've got all that cleared up, Peyton Manning (Part 2) should be done early next week.

Peyton Manning (Part 1): The Gift

2009-11-18T10:53:00.022-05:00

Peyton Manning is probably going to break every single career passing record out there. Marino did it. Then Favre did it. And Manning looks to be next in line. For the past decade of NFL football, he has constantly been regarded by experts, analysts, and talking heads everywhere, as the best quarterback in the game. When those experts, analysts and talking heads start to talk about his all-time standing among QB's, they often rush to point to where his stats will likely end up, and often come to the conclusion that he is one of, if not THE best to ever play. They love him so much they've voted him the NFL MVP 3 times already. They voted him Super Bowl MVP in a game in which he threw for 247 yards 1 TD and 1 INT with a QB rating of 81.8, leading an offense that scored all of 2 total touchdowns. Meanwhile his starting RB in the game ran for 113 yards and a TD on 21 carries and his other RB had 77 yards on 19 carries with 10 catches for another 66 yards. Did I mention his defense caused 5 turnovers, the last of which was an INT returned for a TD when it was only a 5 point game?

Okay, so I probably just got ahead of myself and gave away where this blog is headed. But, the question remains, what do we make of Peyton Manning's career?

The Gift:

Gotta start with the stats. They're unbelievable. If you're not a fan of numbers you might want to skip down a few paragraphs, because this guy has more numbers than Texas Instruments. If you are a fellow number cruncher, buckle up!

Manning is currently 5th all time in career yardage and is expected to move up to 3rd (behind 1. Favre, 2. Marino) before the midway point of next season. He is 3rd all time in passing touchdowns (1. Favre, 2. Marino), 4th in completions and 8th in attempts for a career .647 completion percentage, which is the highest completion % among anyone in the top 30 in all-time completions. He does all this while staying all the way down at 40th in career interceptions, which explains why he boasts the 2nd highest QB rating in history (1. Young).

He is the only QB to average over 4,000 yards per season. He's broken the 4,000 yard mark a record 9 times in his 11 year career and his streak of 6 consecutive season at 4,000 is also a record. With the first 9 games of his 12th season in the books, he is once again on pace to break the 4,000 mark. In fact, forget 4,000, he's on pace for 5,105 this year, which would break Dan Marino's single season record of 5,084. He's led the league in touchdowns 3 times and QB rating 3 times as well.

All those current standing don't seem to matter much either since if he continues to play at anything close to the pace he's been at since he came into the league, he should hold the top spot in every statistical category in the next 5-6 seasons.

His stats haven't all been for naught either. He already has the 4th most regular season wins by a QB (1. Favre, 2. Elway, 3. Marino), and his career .681 win percentage is also good for 4th best in history (1. Brady, 2. Staubach, 3. Montana). If you throw out his rookie year, (3-13), his teams have only won less than 12 games twice, (6-10 and 10-6).

Of course none of this has been lost on the voting media. I already mentioned the 3 MVP's, and 1 Super Bowl MVP. In addition he's been a 4 time all-pro and a 9 time pro-bowler.

Beyond the measurables, there's the eye test. Every week it feels like Peyton is at the top of every highlight show, throwing for another 300-400 yards and 2-5 touchdowns. In early season night games, his high powered offenses never seem to fail to put on an explosive show. Of course ask any fantasy football head out there and they'll surely be quick to inform you that no other QB has held down a top draft spot among QB's year in and year out like Peyton Manning has over the past 11 years.

So what does it all mean? I don't know about you, but when I add up all the available information, I'm left with only one conclusion. Peyton Manning is, quite simply, the greatest regular season quarterback the NFL has ever seen.

He is the ultimate student of the game. He works as hard as anyone ever. When you listen to a post game conference, the guy sounds like the biggest football nerd ever! He can, and does, recite every play, every down and distance, every player involved. He can tell you the time on the clock, the players on the field, the defensive package the other team was in. Heck, it feels like he can tell you the defensive package HIS team was in half the time! The guy is a machine. A love-able, big lug of a machine.

Did I mention he makes some pretty hilarious commercials? LOTS of hilarious commercials as a matter of fact.

So the ladies think he's adorable. Mothers love him. Fathers want their sons to approach the game like him. Ad execs want him to endorse their product. Journalists can't find any dirt on the guy. Players want to play with him, and coaches want to coach him.

There's no denying it. From January to the end of December, the guy has absolutely everything you can ask for in a franchise quarterback. And more so than anyone who's ever played the position.

In summary, he gets my vote for greatest Regular Season Quarterback in NFL history. He has truly been a gift to the game of football and to fans across the nation.

Part 2, The Curse, coming soon.

4th and 2

2009-11-16T18:02:00.011-05:00

So this has probably been a long time coming. But after the online frenzy of explaining myself and my feelings about the Pats game last night, I decided it was time. The reality is I have so much to say. Why is Brady the Greatest QB of all time? Why is Moss the Greatest WR of all time? Why is Peyton Manning overrated? Why am I not a biased Boston fan? No really, I'm not! Did I mention I THINK I think Bobby Orr is the greatest hockey player ever? Or that I'm sure that Big Pappi was robbed of an MVP by ARod a couple years ago??

So without further ado, here are my thoughts about the NFL's annual November ratings baby, Pats vs. Colts, 2009. One of the better versions of this regular classic:

I live in Massachusetts. I can't turn anywhere today without hearing the same question. "What do you think of the call?"

My answer?

Which call?

I loved the call to go for it and was adamant that that was our only option at the time. I hated the call to not escort the Colts into the end zone on the very next play after we didn't get the 1st down (even though we actually did, as those of us with DVR know, oh well).

It's very simple. I said before the game that I would bet my life on Peyton to win a game if it's in his hands with the game on the line now. The choking Peyton is dead since he got that SB handed to him. It's inexplicable how winning a SB when playing like pure deuce could've had that kind of psychological effect on him, but he is an absolutely different player the last 2 years than he was the rest of his life. (I could elaborate more, of course, but I won't)

So here's the information I have to look at when making that decision:

1. I would bet my life on him scoring there. (subjective)

2. My starting CBs are Leigh Bodden and Jonathan Wilhite (objective... and horrifying)

3. 2 of the Colts 3 4th qtr drives went like this; 79 yards, ended in a TD, averaged 2 minutes. This is one of the fastest striking offenses we've seen since us in '07. The one they didn't score was a miscommunication on 1st down between Wayne and Peyton that resulted in a gift wrapped INT. Our D DID NOT stop them, we got lucky. Those two are always on the same page, there's no way that's happening again.

Clearly, if I punt him the ball with 2 mins on the clock AND a timeout, they would have to go about 60-70 yards BEST case scenario, worst is they have less to go with a good return. To me, punting means that I'm rolling the dice on what I feel is about a 20-30% chance of stopping Peyton, at best. Basically I'm probably putting my team in position to lose, but it's the fundamental play so the media won't kill me for it.

Keep in mind I've said all season that if my life was on the line, I would go with Peyton in that situation every time. I'm normally all about the fundamentals, as everyone who knows me knows. And it's fundamental to punt it there. But for Peyton and Tom, I make an exception. Last night, Peyton was on the other side.

My other option, (the only option in my opinion, as I said aloud at the time so I'm not just being a monday morning QB), was to go for it. Tom converts that 63.4% of the time, (awesome stat job by ESPN). If we get it, we win. Simple. If we DON'T get it, (and this is where Bill BLEW the game), you obviously let them score on the very first play and then Tom gets the ball back with about 1:56 (1:50 after kickoff) to get us about 50 yards into FG range. Again, worst case scenario. Less yards with a good kick return.

I even had the defense picked out in my head that I would run, although I didn't assume this from Bill. I was anxious to see what his "Ole!" defense looked like, (yes that is the name of a defensive package that would be in my playbook if I was a coach.. let's go to the film)

4 man rush, (this prevents the QB from scrambling and killing time or picking up yards that don't end in the end zone), man coverage on all eligible recievers, all leftover defenders (safeties or LBs) are cheating into the flats and preparing to cheat and take away all underneath patterns. ZERO over the top help. Everyone is instructed to do something that every DB will love to hear, cheat up and jump every move and go all out for the INT and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES make a tackle. Get a pick, or get smoked for a TD. Simple.

So since they came out throwing on first down, (a curl pattern to Reggie Wayne), one of two things would've happened;

1. Peyton reads the D properly, which would've been impressive, and throws a TD. Which is wide open

2. Peyton doesn't read it, sticks with the "safe" play and throws the curl which 2 defenders are cheating on harder than Bill Clinton on a stranded island with the freakin Pussycat Dolls.

Worst case scenario the Colts score to take a 1 point lead with 1:56 left on the clock. Brady gets on the field with about 1:50 and no more than 50 yards to go to get in FG range.

If I asked you on sunday afternoon, would you rather:

A. Be down 1 with the ball in Tom's hands and 1:50 on the clock.

or

B. Be up 4 with the ball in Peyton's hands with 2 mins on the clock and Colts have a timeout and we have none?

Which one do you choose? Basically whatever you choose answers how you feel that situation should've been handled. If you choose A, then you go for it on fourth down (which it should be pointed out gives you BETTER odds than option A itself because we also had a chance to convert the 4th!!! Nevermind that 1:50 scenario!)

If you choose B then you punt.

I sure as hell wouldn't have chosen B before the game, and I didn't choose B after we didn't get the 3rd down.

As a coach I want the ball in the hands of MY guy, (the best QB ever), with the game on the line instead of the hands of THEIR guy, (also a top 10 all time QB playing at top 3 level right now).

So I loved the 4th down call.

Hated the fact that he made that call for all the wrong reasons. Easily the worst botch of Bill's career.