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So Long Rick Perry...

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 04:25:00 +0000

Stick a fork in Rick Perry ladies and gentlemen... he's done.

ROMNEY 2012!!!! It's time to get behind him everyone, if you don't like that he is a Mormon, allow me to quote Article 6 of the US Constitution:

"The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."

In other words GET OVER IT!

Papa Roach - No Matter What

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 23:05:00 +0000

Ahhh Papa Roach... Do I have some memories with this band or what?! I still think they are awesome! I love their new single, enjoy! Also check out the Acoustic version below which is also AWESOME!

Lyrics:

I need you right here, by my side
You're everything I'm not in my life.
We're indestructible, we are untouchable
Nothing can take us down tonight
You are so beautiful, it should be criminal
that you could be mine.

And we will make it out alive
I'll promise you this love will never die!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God that in the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing

So believe me when I say, you're the one
They'll never forgive us for the things we've done

And we will make it out alive
I'll promise you this love will never die!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God that in the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing
We'll never fall, we'll never fade
I'll promise you forever and my soul to take
No matter what until the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing

And everybody said that we would never last,
And if they saw us now I bet they'd take it back
It doesn't matter what we do or what we say
Cause nothing matters anyway!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God that in the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing
We'll never fall (We'll never fall)
We'll never fade (We'll never fade)
No matter what until the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing

Acoustic Lyrics:

Cause I need you, right here, by my side.
Cause you're everything I'm not, in my life.
We're indestructable, we are untouchable,
Nothing can take us down tonight.
You are so beautiful, it should be criminal
you should be mine.

And if we make it out alive
I promise you that we will never die!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God, we'll be okay

So believe me when I say, you're the one
They'll never forgive us for the things we've done
No way to justify, we got no alibi,
We are alive, we're on the run.
Just put your hand in mine,
it shouldn't be a crime, what have we done?

And if we make it through the night
I promise you this love will never die!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God, we'll be okay
but if we die, before we wake
I'll promise you forever and my soul to take
No matter what, we'll be okay

Everybody said that we would never last,
If they could see us now I bet they'd take it back
It doesn't matter what we do or what we say
Cause nothing matters anyway!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God, we'll be okay
And if we die before we wake,
I'll promise you forever and my soul to take,
No matter what, we'll be okay!

She should have said YES YES YES

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 18:25:00 +0000

I was never really a fan of hers, in fact the biggest hit she ever had, Rehab, I just couldn't stand. I thought it was a terrible boring pop song and I just don't get what people saw in it. I haven't listened to a lot of her stuff, like I said NOT A FAN, but this song is pretty decent, the only one I've heard that I would listen to. Also the music video's funeral theme is pretty prophetic. It's always a shame when someone dies (even if they brought it on themselves through poor life choices), but I think it's even sadder when someone really young dies and Amy was only 27. I'm 27 years old too so yeah, thats way too young! There are actually a lot of famous musicians who died at 27, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain and several others. Considering that I can barely play my guitar, I'm not worried about the 27 Club Curse. I'm not nearly famous enough... also I'm not a drug addict... I'm pretty sure being a drug addict is bad for your health.

Oh wait, your offended by the title of the post... too soon? Yeah because we don't want to show disrespect to this great role model:

George C Scott watches the Jack and Jill Trailer

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 03:11:00 +0000

Ya know, years ago South Park brilliantly poked fun at Rob Schneider for his silly absurd movies where he turned into something and that was the whole lame movie.

Maybe I'm naive and in the death throws of my youth approaching the bitter cynicism of my 30's but it seems like Hollywood is turning out more and more of these really bad cheesy movies. I used to love Adam Sandler movies, however know they are starting to look a lot like Ron Schneider movies. Mr. Scott I feel your pain!

The Most Awesomely Disturbing Music Video EVER

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 15:07:00 +0000

Okay... I'm not really sure what to say about this music video. It's by an unknown band named Is Tropical, and the song is titled "The Greeks". The song is okay, it's not bad, but I wouldn't really want to listen to it on my iPod (yes I still use my 80 GB iPod classic even though I have an iPhone). However it's the video that's so interesting. I can't really describe it any other way than to say that it's a bunch of young boys playing with toy guns and their imaginations have become animated in brutally violent detail. While some may find it a bit disturbing (and it kind of is) this is how young boys play, when I was a kid me and my friends played with toy guns, knives and swords, nerf guns, water guns etc ALL THE TIME. However I don't think any of us at the time ever imagined the blood and gore displayed in this video, if anyone did... they may have needed medication, lol. Or not, who's to say... it's all fun and games till someone gets VIOLENTLY KILLED!

Rick Perry Speaks to Republican Leadership Conference

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 01:06:00 +0000

I think you're either in one of two camps when it comes to Rick Perry, and far be it from me to convince anyone he would be a good candidate against Obama, that's his case to make should he decide to throw his hat in the ring. He's got pro's and con's and those will need to be explored if he enters the GOP primary... so does the crowd from this event. Take a look at his speech and let me know what you think?

UPDATE 11/9/2011... HE SHOULD NOT HAVE RUN!

Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovic

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 01:02:00 +0000

I can't believe Weird Al is still going strong after almost 30 years. I was a big fan of his when I was a kid, and I have to admit that save for "White and Nerdy" back in 06 I think his parodies are starting to seem a little dated, by that I mean in the 80's and 90's what Weird Al did was really original, take pop songs and change the lyrics to make them silly or absurd. However that was before Youtube, now funny song parodies are pretty much everywhere online and suddenly Weird Al isn't quite as original anymore. However it must be noted that every Youtuber who makes song parodies owes their craft to Weird Al, he was the first and arguably the best to ever do it. So screw it... Keep on Rockin Al!

Nice Guys - Ryan Higa

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 02:48:00 +0000

This is a pretty fun little music video from popular YouTuber Nigahiga (AKA Ryan Higa). Basically two losers take a "how to pick up girls" class and realize that Nice Guys finish last which results in them becoming the ultimate douches. Check it out and check out some of Ryan's other stuff on YouTube, it's always hilarious!

Ed Schultz Meltdown Compilation

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Fri, 27 May 2011 04:37:00 +0000

Think of this as Ed's Greatest hits, lol. I don't need to say much about this guy, it's apparent to anyone who has ever watched him that he is a complete joke. Ed is so nuts he makes Glenn Beck look downright normal! Seriously though, I don't think he should be fired for what he said about Laura Ingram. It was despicable and classless but honestly other liberals so alot worse about conservatives ALL THE TIME! I don't see why this instance is such a big deal other than the fact that it was a sexist comment. Also I don't like the idea of people getting fired just for saying something unpopular on occassion, Free speech should mean free speech, even speech we find disgusting.

The Roast of Facebook

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Thu, 26 May 2011 00:07:00 +0000

Penn Jillette, Gilbert Gottfried, and Lisa Lampanelli start a flame war with the world's most popular website. Poor Myspace, does anyone even use them anymore? I haven't logged onto my account in forever, they just aren't relevant anymore.

Doomsday - Friday song parody

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Tue, 24 May 2011 01:25:00 +0000

I know the Rebecca Black meme is old news, and the rapture last Saturday is old news too, but this video is SO FUNNY I had to post it! Enjoy!

White House Press Correspondents Dinner 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Sun, 01 May 2011 17:33:00 +0000

Here is is for this year! I'm still a big fan of these events, always something interesting to see. Enjoy!

Snakes - The Office

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Sun, 01 May 2011 17:29:00 +0000

It's approaching that time of year again. To all the undergrads getting ready to graduate, Congradulations... This songs for you!

Adele PARODY ft. Angry Birds!

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:57:00 +0000

If you haven't heard of the pop singer Adele, the highly addictive smartphone game Angry Birds, or the film Black Swan you probably won't get this video. But if you have and your like me in the fact that you enjoy low budget internet humor, you will get a kick out of this, Enjoy! P.S. My fav line is "This 99 cent app purchase is destroying my mind!" LOL!

My Thoughts on the Government Shutdown

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 14:16:00 +0000

OH GOD OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Meat Loaf vs. Gary Busey... Wait WTF!?

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 02:31:00 +0000

Anyone who doubts the validity of Absurdism as a worthwhile guiding philosophy because they don't accept the premise of the absurd within the natural world should watch this video. After watching Meat Loaf yell at Gary Busey as Lil Jon and Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray try to keep them from getting into a fight, you can't help but take a step back and go WTF!? Life is absurd, we should just embrace existentialism and deal with it! FYI as you well know I hate reality TV, I of course do not watch the Apprentice.

The Ultimate Internet Love Song

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:44:00 +0000

"You meme the world to me."

This is for all the computer nerds out there with broken hearts, lol! The lyrics are fantastic, check em out below. See if you recognize all the meme references, if not congradulations... you have a life!

When it came to you and me I asked Will we blend
And like David after dentist I didn't know what was happenin'
But like Leo, strolling through my mind like you do
And I knew, all my love are belong to you

boom goes my heart, it'll never stop
Like Appalachian State girl, you hot hot hot
Are you from heaven baby, cuz that's how you make me feel
Put shoe on head so I know that you're real

Demotivate my nerve, Imma stumbleupon ya
I'm sweating so much people thinkin' I'm Balmer
Cuz your love, like charlie, bit me, and I started acting crazy
Got me so mixed up inside, I'm sounding like the grape lady

Damn, what am I doing man, I'm wracked by doubt
I'm freaking like someone canceled my Warcraft account
Got all of these emotions locked up inside
Gotta tell you how I feel but, Fuck it, I'll do it live

You're cuter than a kid in the Landlord video
Make me laugh like a cat playing on the piano
And I mean this when I say it baby, never forget
That I love you even more than the Internet

Phase two, we're together like bubb and little sister
and my heart goes Woo Woo every time that i miss you
When you're gone I feel sick like a couple girls with a cup
but you know I roll like Rick, and Ill never give you up

And I'll never let you down, it's time to make a statement
I'm coming in with confidence like Leroy Jenkins
Where Chris Crocker at, get that dude on the phone
Cuz just like Britney Spears I won't leave you alone

Got me walking on air like the Peter Pan man
Call me Star Wars kid, cuz my love's embarrassing'
Intrude your bedroom, run and tell dat son
And like-a long cat, my love goes on and on

I'm a numa new man, I'm a he, you my Ho
Pop the question, an impress ya, like Mahir I kiss yo'
I got down on one knee to make a statement so bold
Like leprechaun in a tree, let me give you the gold

You haxored my heart, and I don't even mind
Got me dancing inside like it's peanut butter jelly time
And I mean this when I say it baby, never forget
That I love you even more than the Internet

Epic fail, you shut me down, sad like Keanu.
I'm in pain, crying out like you tazed me bro
Feeling like you kicked my heart screaming this is Sparta
now it's ripped out of my chest and it's torn apart ya...

You left a hole in my soul, a black pit like Goatse.
Can't prance like Cera, cause I'm feelin low see
All I ever wanted from ya baby was to be your man
but now just like Piccard I got my head in my hands

Can't hold back the tears, I gotta let em' go
And I'm crying like I just wanted to make it snow
Now I'm bitter baby, when I think about that day
I'm like I commenter on digg, I got nothing nice to say

But time heals all, a year later you're online
And like MySpace, I haven't seen ya in a while
We're so far apart girl, you're on a different track
but still just like Facebook, (I) want the old you back

(Cuz)

Damn I miss you, girl when you coming home?
I'm lost without you, boo, I'm forever alone
And I mean it when I say it, baby, never forget
that I love you even more than the Internet.

Maybe
Probably not, to be honest

President Barack Obama's First Ad of 2012

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 03:16:00 +0000

President Barack Obama is proud of his record of accomplishment. Watch his first ad of the 2012 campaign brought to you by the National Republican Senatorial Committee. *Not actually an Obama 2012 ad*

Guy responds to Love at first sight drunk dial voicemail

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:47:00 +0000

The second greatest drunk dial ever now with a humorous reenactment of the guy listening to it. This is hilarious, that poor poor ~~guy~~ girl. She sounds so ~~desperate~~ sweet but also crazy! Click here to view the original.

FYI for those interested in what the #1 Drunk dial vid is, click the following link because it is the GREATEST DRUNK DIAL OF ALL TIME!

Kaley Cuoco Bought a Shake Weight!

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 02:11:00 +0000

Oh Kaley Cuoco... How I love thee! For those who don't know who she is, Kaley stars in the funniest sitcom on television today "The Big Bang Theory" which airs Thursdays on CBS. It's one of my favorites and so is she!!! This clip is hilarious, enjoy! (FYI I definitely don't watch Ellen, nothing against you if you do, but I just want to clarify that I definitely do not watch it. Again, just making sure that's clear, lol,)

Angry Birds Reenact Middle Eastern Uprisings

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:14:00 +0000

A new video aims to tell the story of the revolutions and protests rocking the Middle East and North Africa through the style of the popular game Angry Birds.

Sen. Rand Paul Responds to President Obama's Address

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 04:09:00 +0000

Great responce to Obama's speech this evening. Below is the Obama Speech in full.

Natalie Portman Cries A Lot

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:23:00 +0000

I don't know why I find this video so funny, I think it's the Aerosmith song, lol!

Every Song only uses four chords

noreply@blogger.com (Baker) — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 22:23:00 +0000

This is awesome, some might say pop music is unoriginal but I tend to take the opposite opinion, I think that it's very creative that artist take a relatively small number of chords and make so many unique songs! Enjoy!