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Show #141 – Reunion

The Basement Show — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:04:14 +0000

We gather in the basement one more time to drink, laugh, talk over one another, and announce the departure of one of our own.

Show #141 – Reunion – The Power Hour

The Basement Show — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:00:34 +0000

We start off this lovely event with a Power Hour, casual style. Grab a six pack and participate!

Show #140 – Goodbye

The Basement Show — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:36:20 +0000

Almost everyone stops by to say Goodbye. Thank you all for your support over the last three years. We hope you enjoy this last show.

NOTE: We are aware of the low feed coming through in the show. I have been trying to filter this out, but have had no luck. For the time being, we have to deal with it. I will update the audio file if I am ever able to eliminate it.

Show #138 – Watching You Watching Porn

The Basement Show — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:33:00 +0000

Brian and Brad are back. Brian tells a strange tale about Charles. Uncle Brenda stops by to weigh in on the death of Amy Winehouse. Franklin calls in with a bone to pick with Brett. We schedule a meeting with the D, who will be in studio next week to rap to some homemade beats. If you have a beat, send it in, he will rap to it!

Show #137 – The One with a Girl

The Basement Show — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:28:44 +0000

Brian is gone and Brad has to leave to help a friend. We play a few rounds of “Guess that Tune” Nintendo Style. We find out that Charles isn’t as good of a friend as we thought he was.

Show #137 – Cat Wranglin!

The Basement Show — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 22:51:40 +0000

Brian is gone this week. Tim and Brent from the Men’s Scrapbooking Club stop by to cause trouble. Jeff tells us about his trip to Philly. We discuss the midnight game.

Show #136 – Grandma’s Stinky Pile

The Basement Show — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:39:42 +0000

Brad brings in his Grandma’s favorite recipe for all of us to try, and for Jeff to throw up.

JEFF WILL BE IN PHILLY AND HE ENCOURAGES YOU TO DRINK WITH HIM. Jeff will be at the Pub on Passyunk East at 7:30 EASTERN TIME. Come out and have a drink with him. He will be wearing a shirt with the MF Doom mask on it. See the picture below.

Show #135 – Cornsketti

The Basement Show — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 04:46:33 +0000

Would you serve corn with spaghetti? Maryweather Featherbottom calls Brad’s phone and we decide to take the call on air. We talk about our butts.

Show #134 – In Walks The D…

The Basement Show — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 19:15:26 +0000

We come to you on a Saturday afternoon. Justin, our Philadelphia Phriend, is in studio with us while visiting Wichita. Brett shit his pants again. Sweet Rock D stops by to give us a taste of his bloody awesome flow. Justin takes us back to the early 90’s to feel The Beach Breeze. Check out his band The Bodacious Bros from way back in the day when kids were kids and all they wanted to do was stab New Kids in the throat.

Show #133 – Put a Grand on It

The Basement Show — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:26:54 +0000

Brian is back. We discuss the Wichita River Festival, Juggalos and the Joplin tornado. Uncle Brenda stops by to talk celebrity gossip and to debut her new single “Curm in my Perm”. Charles returns from an interesting vacation with some shocking stories.

NEXT WEEK WE ARE LIVE AT 2 PM (3 EASTERN) ON SATURDAY, JUNE 11TH.

Show #132 – The Reveal

The Basement Show — Wed, 25 May 2011 19:20:26 +0000

Chris is on the show in Brian’s seat. With him he brought a cake that he had a dream about, except it isn’t the cake he dreamed about. Steve the Ghost says his last goodbyes and we meet a new friend. Meet the new co-host, same as the old ghost.

Show #131 – Ghost, the Bell Tolls for You

The Basement Show — Mon, 16 May 2011 15:11:07 +0000

We enjoy more tequila. The Ghost has an announcement. We have a Showdown to determine the best movie death scene. In honor of Friday the 13th we discuss all the ways honey has been used to kill people.

SHOWDOWN LINKS!

Jeff
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Death Wish

Brett
Dawn of the Dead
Friday the 13th, Wheelchair

Brian
Last House on the Left, Head Microwave
Melting Nazis

Steve
Robocop, Toxic Waste Guy
Scanners, Head Explosion

Show #130 – Suck a Fart

The Basement Show — Wed, 11 May 2011 13:31:43 +0000

This is the show where we finally hit rock bottom and discuss sucking farts out of other people’s asses. We enjoy the death of Osama. CHTV is back with some more commercials. Brett gives an update on the toolbag from his work who was sleeping on the job.

Show #129 – Too Many Damned Nuggets 2

The Basement Show — Mon, 02 May 2011 15:49:36 +0000

We are finally back! Steve is out this week, but the Captain is in his chair and he is on a mission to conquer the 50 nugget challenge. Brett talks about his new family. The Captain is the new asshole who screams at fat people. We debut our new sponsor, CHTV. Check out “Fat Girls Running” on their late night schedule. See you all next week when Steve returns!

Show #128 – Fools, Naps and Pillows

The Basement Show — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 17:19:42 +0000

It’s April Fools Day and Brett is the biggest fool of them all, tricked at the hands of Steve. Jeff and Brett face ethical dilemmas in life and offer each scenario up for discussion. This is our last show until April 29th. Brett has to go birth their child out of his poop-button.

When we talk about Hoppity Snoobs on the show, we are referencing the jumping tits Brian bought for the Christmas show. We recorded them for you to view. It brief, but it’s hot n’ sexy.

Show #127 – The McShits

The Basement Show — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 02:24:50 +0000

Our best friend Ryan stops by to conduct a food experiment/challenge. He tries to eat 50 Chicken McNuggets. We take a trip to the grocery store to try a couple of things from our local Asian Food Market, Thai Binh. We talk about Alice in Wonderland Syndrome and our inadequacies when dealing with new people and places. We give the skinny on what’s going down for the next few weeks. See you next week?

Show #126 – Gettin’ Down on Friday

The Basement Show — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 21:51:10 +0000

We get down on Friday. We discuss the obligation pre-teens have to maintain the art in music. Brett stumbles through a toast to remember a friend. We wonder if camwhores are a stepping stone to real whores. Jeff tells an epic tale of philanthropy and the crumbling wall of spousal trust. Babies are pending, the future is uncertain, keep checking back for announcements.

Show #125 – Pizza Party!

The Basement Show — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 21:58:30 +0000

The Marine stops by so he can eat pizza on the microphone. We discuss the tsunami in Japan, and the delicate act of jokes after tragedies. We dive into the mind blowing topic of using your windshield wipers. We wonder a bit more about Charlie Sheen.

Show #124 – Dirty Birds

The Basement Show — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 02:24:48 +0000

This is just a dirty show. Charlie Sheen says you either with him, or the trolls. Brett gives us an update on his heart. Uncle Brenda stops by to tell us juicy celebrity gossip.

Show #123 – Shave Me Dry

The Basement Show — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 16:50:47 +0000

Everyone is back this week. Brett is sick and has high blood pressure. We discuss the new Radiohead album. Leonard stops by to to an interpretive reading of our new favorite single by the baddest bitch from the 1930’s.

Show #122 – A Father’s Love

The Basement Show — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 21:01:50 +0000

We start off the day discussing Egypt. We decide that there there are certain times in life where you expect your significant others to just deal with you and your idiotic ways. We are joined by a new guest, Steve Oelke, to discuss everything tax related.

NOTE: We are OFF on Friday the 18th, we will return on February 25th. See you then!

Show #121 – Taming the Beast

The Basement Show — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 06:16:32 +0000

Everyone is back this week. We forgot to record the intro the first time around. We start the show discussing our desire to never grow up. Brian gives us a lesson in sex and the art of teaching kids about boners. Jeff wraps up the show with a feature about having sex with horses.

Show #120 – A Cobra in our Basement

The Basement Show — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:23:22 +0000

Everyone is here as we welcome Alex in this week. The weather is nice in our city, how is it where you are? Alex calls up his friend Chris Foley to discuss life, babies, and the future of internet radio. Uncle Brenda brings us the best celebrity gossip. We discuss the gloppity slop that is Taco Bell beef.

Show #119 – Beta Betty the Tattered Bag

The Basement Show — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 07:32:31 +0000

After reading a story about Roxxxy the robotic companion, we decided to pool our money together and purchase our own doll to try out. We unbox Beta Betty from the Duncan Hanes Corporation, and we try and get. it. on. Towards the end of the show the Future Phone rings and Future Man stops by to predict doom.

Show #118 – King Toad

The Basement Show — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 22:14:26 +0000

Everyone’s back this week. We discuss bedroom ethics, and the more serious topic of the Arizona shootings. Charles stops by to give us an update on his love life and buttplug business. After you listen to this week’s show, be sure to listen to our 24×7 live stream by clicking on “TBS Radio” at www.thebasementshow.com!

Show #117 – Slog That Yammy

The Basement Show — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 15:35:13 +0000

The core four is back for 2011. We discuss the reasons for the new independent Basement Show. Jeffer wants to slog your yammy, and Brian is just the guy to help him get it done. Steve’s boner doesn’t like it when you cry.

Show #116 – Steve the Grinch

The Basement Show — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 06:54:53 +0000

We bring the core four together to celebrate Christmas, friendship, and stupid gifts. Steve the Grinch makes his debut to tell us why he hates Christmas. HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE! We will return January 7th, 2011.

Show #115 – The One Before Christmas

The Basement Show — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 21:22:49 +0000

Jeffer is back this week, and the core-four are back together. Brian has a new favorite sound clip. Steve hates China. We check on Jeff’s butthole. Brett explains why he hates his job.

We return on Friday the 17th for our annual Christmas extravaganza! Tune in LIVE at 6:30 CST.

Show #114 – The Ballad of Sir Fwankwin Cwisp

The Basement Show — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 02:36:14 +0000

We are back from the Thanksgiving holiday. Jeffer is gone this week, but the Captain and Alex are filling in his empty chair. Buck Waldinger is back. Brett has reservations about using Facebook. We can’t decide when to end the show.

Show #113 – Furk Der Turkey Lurkey

The Basement Show — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 16:07:35 +0000

Thanksgiving time is here and we couldn’t be happier about eating the flesh of a dead turkey. Steve brings some science to the table. We salute Princess Balls. We go Four Loko for the Liquor Store. We will return December 3rd.

Show #112 – Chivalry for dem Hoes

The Basement Show — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:17:49 +0000

The Marine is in studio this week. We discuss whether or not it’s right to ever hit a woman. Buck Waldinger brings us more updates from the road. The forums are dying and we don’t know why, won’t you join us in some lovely discussion? We will return next week for our Thanksgiving show. Then we are taking a week off for turkey and family fun.

Thanks to Mumblygarf for saving our dicks this week. Our recording equipment crapped out on us 1/2 way through the show, and if it wasn’t for him, this show would be lost.

Show #111 – ZOMG!!! SAVINGS!!!

The Basement Show — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:27:33 +0000

Everyone is still here. We reluctantly discuss our upcoming holiday schedule. Brett’s wife interrupts the show with very important news. We discuss the elections and our heartbreak that surrounds the rejection of Proposition 19. Buck Waldinger brings us some more news from the road.

Show #110 – Halloween Spooktacular III

The Basement Show — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:01:55 +0000

We return from the woods for a not-so-Halloweeny Spooktacular!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Our new trucking correspondent Buck Waldinger gives us a report from the road. Charles stops by to show off his new costume and give us an update on his butt plugs and drop some lyrics science on us all.

Show #109 – Dinosaur Laser

The Basement Show — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:14:29 +0000

The guests are gone and normalcy has returned to The Basement Show. Brian is back and shares his tales of fatherhood. We offer an explanation as to why we were gone last week. We read our final entry and decide the winner of The Basement Show Fan Fiction contest. Jeff gives us an update about his butt.

Show #108 – The Captain, The Marine and The Buddha

The Basement Show — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 16:34:12 +0000

Brian and The Ghost are gone, but The Three Musketeers fill in their seats quite nicely. Jeff has problems with his butt. They are serious butt problems. Chris has no game. Alex reads the news. If you need us, you’ll find us in the tub filled with bubbles, washing our booties.

Show #107 – Ollie Ollie Oxen Free

The Basement Show — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 19:51:03 +0000

First and foremost, congratulations to Brian and his wife. Ollie was born on Wednesday and we are all so happy to be uncles to a beautiful and healthy baby girl.

Brian’s seat will need to be filled while he is gone and we start this party right with Alex in studio. Alex calls out EDITED, our sexiest listener, and says she isn’t real. She responds.

Show #106 – Baby Fever

The Basement Show — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 18:03:19 +0000

The show has a baby theme this week. Ryan is in town for the last time before his child is born, Brian has a little girl due in just a few weeks and Brett has an announcement to make. With this in mind, we take a trip to the Grocery Store to try the best Gerber has to offer.

Show #105 – Pangs and Urges

The Basement Show — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 17:31:47 +0000

Brett is quitting smoking again, but it may be serious this time. We discuss smoking for almost a solid hour. How that happened, we don’t know. Remember: The deadline to submit your Basement Show Fan Fiction is coming soon. Write a story about us or our characters and email it to us! Then, head on over to the prize hut to decide on which fabulous prize you want!

Show #104 – Time Machine

The Basement Show — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 17:29:13 +0000

Internet Time Machine! What if you had one?

Show #103 – A Very Special TBS

The Basement Show — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:23:42 +0000

We are joined this week by a good friend from Philadelphia. We discuss local Philly favorites, wrestling and Saved by the Bell. Justin offers up more discussion of The Basement Show’s 15 Rules for Safe Masturbation. Frank calls in to do his first Frank Comes On America segment.

Show #102 – 10 Simple Rules

The Basement Show — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:20:35 +0000

This week’s show is a very short show. Brett and Brian have to GTFO ASAP this week as they have music to play. Before we leave we give your our rules for safe and responsible self-pleasure. We will see you next week for a longer show.

Here is the pictures that our listener EDITED emailed to us, we think you will enjoy them. Before any of you cry “FAKE!”, EDITED was kind enough to send us pictures of VERY specific poses that we asked for, so if she is a fake, she is doing a bang-up job.

(PICTURES REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF OUR LISTENER)

Show #101 – The Afterglow

The Basement Show — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:56:07 +0000

The bar is closed, the party is over, and all that is left is the four of us. We calm it way down this week and enjoy the soothing sounds of an empty basement. We discuss show 100, Steve’s vagina, and the reasons why we laugh at the misfortune of others.

Show #100

The Basement Show — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 18:31:18 +0000

All of your favorite guests stop by to celebrate The Basement Show’s 100th show. The Captain is behind the bar mixing drinks. We drink, have fun, and celebrate friendship. 1/4 of the way through the show, Steve proposes 3 toasts and drinks so much he passes out – never to return. Thanks to all the fans for sticking with us through 100 shows. Enjoy 3 and a half hours of pure silliness.

The clicks and crackle that you hear at the beginning are a part of the sound file, not your computer slowly dying. I am trying to acquire a clean version of the show.

Show #99.5 – Memories

The Basement Show — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 21:14:25 +0000

Steve and Brett take a look back at all the recorded segments we have produced over the last 2 years. Mix in some deodorant debate, and Steve’s tips for clearing our your urethra and you have the recipe for a stellar show.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK AT 6:30 CENTRAL FOR SHOW #100.

You can look forward to:

Alex
Brett
Brian
The Captain
Chris
Jeff
Ryan
Steve
Satan
Leonard Mangrave
Charles
Dr. Nosewater
Percival Sterling
The Grocery Store
Booze
Parties
Future Man
I’m an Asshole by Chris
Plus More…

Show #99 – Wrong Number

The Basement Show — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:37:52 +0000

Brett is gone to Missouri. For better or worse, the Marine fills an empty chair. We finally get Skype up for calling and have fun with our first caller–a telemarketer. Next on the line: Frank, to tell us that he spent some time in jail. Apparently, the North Akron Mustached Bicycle Lovers Association don’t have the purest of intentions. Chet Stufford discovered the show and wants his journal back. Next up! SHOW 100!!

Vol 3 Show 26 – Struttin’ That Ass

The Basement Show — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 23:21:04 +0000

Steve is gone which leaves just Brett, Jeff and Brian. Brian has some new porn sounds to play for everyone. We discuss what you would do with your own Holodeck. Who is your freebie? Jeff’s freebie may be a dude. We spotlight idiots and Wichita. We discuss the details of Show #100, which is going to be an absolute Rave Out Balls Deep Jizz Party Panic Attack.

Vol 3 Show 25 – The Four, Restored

The Basement Show — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:44:11 +0000

The stars have aligned and the people of Earth can rest easy. We have a full crew this week. Brian, Steve, Brett and Jeff are all here. We make Brian eat bugs. We discuss people problems, work issues, and more strange medical disorders. We inch ever closer to Show #100.

Vol 3 Show 24 – The Bomb Pop

The Basement Show — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 18:10:40 +0000

Brian is gone, hopefully for the last time in a while. Steve is back. We celebrate the birth of this great nation. We eat bugs. We hear loud noises in our sleep. We fear death. We are. We is. We am.

Vol 3 Show 23 – Space Trash

The Basement Show — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:46:33 +0000

Brian is back from Vegas. Steve is out sick. Will we ever have a full crew? Brenda stops by for another edition of Brenda’s Beat. Future Man phones in to discuss the doom we face in his past. Michael Jackson has been dead for one year. He also wanted to be shot into space.

Vol 3 Show 22 – Monday Funday

The Basement Show — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:41:57 +0000

Due to schedule conflicts, we recorded the show a week ago! Brian is gone, and we have no special guests – its just Brett, Jeff and Steve. We revisit our favorite comedians, discuss popular music and have a MATH ORGY!

Vol 3 Show 21 – Happy Birthday, Ryan!

The Basement Show — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:11:11 +0000

We celebrate the birthday of our dear friend. He turns 30 today. He’s practically in the coffin. Brett’s Uncle Brenda stops by to share some juicy celebrity gossip. Frank, our dumb caller from Ohio, has flown into town and joins us in studio. He dumber that we thought.

Vol 3 Show 20 – The Wrath of a Dwarf

The Basement Show — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:37:22 +0000

Brian is gone, but Jeffer has returned. It’s story time on this week’s Basement Show. There are stories of love, relationships, and frothy spit-filled waterfalls. There are stories of betrayal, annoyance, and redemption. Then, there is an angry Dwarf – it’s Charles – he’s back, and he is pissed.

I am aware that the preshow is on the sound file. I will get that fixed soon. Until then, enjoy it!

Vol 3 Show 19 – SUMMER!!!1!1!!1!!1

The Basement Show — Mon, 31 May 2010 21:26:12 +0000

Jeffer has left us this week to be a cowboy in Wyoming. The rest of us celebrate summer, discuss ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’, and prove to you that the Brits are the more dumbest.

The show for next Friday will most likely be moved up to earlier in the week. The podcast will still be available on Monday, but we will probably broadcast live on Thursday. I will fill you all in as soon as the decision is made.

We are aware that the last few shows sound a bit more ‘airy’. We are looking into it and will hopefully have it fixed by the next show.

Vol 3 Show 18 – A Celebration

The Basement Show — Mon, 24 May 2010 03:55:22 +0000

We are sorry about last week. We return with a full crew, and many reasons to celebrate. We need you all to be mint, and you know that you need to GTL. We focus on the T this week. Bitches are crazy, word up.

Flashback! Show #21 – I Got Story To Tell Ch’all

The Basement Show — Mon, 17 May 2010 05:39:11 +0000

In light of no show this week, I thought we could post an old show for you all to enjoy. This hasn’t been publicly available for most of our listeners until now. Enjoy. From September of 2008. Almost 3 hours long. Completely drunk.

“Alex and Steve are gone, Jeffer is visiting and everyone’s favorite Kansas City faggot returns from the east coast. After some discussion about the goings on in our life, we share our run ins with the law, highlight a sonic treasure we found hiding in the digital trash pile and crown our Chode of the Week. All the while – we slip further and further into the buttery grips of complete drunkdom.”

Vol 3 Show 17 – Texas Tea, Dirty Sea

The Basement Show — Mon, 10 May 2010 17:40:20 +0000

Brian is gone, but JOE is joining us in studio. In the future there is a pill that kills your spermand dissolves your balls, and some of us are willing to take that pill. We get really real and srius and discuss what happened last week that resulted in Jeff being left all alone. Dr. Nosewater joins us to discuss the oil spill in the Gulf, and tells us what our kids can do to help. Percival Sterling, the brain behind checkoutthatshit.com joins us to discuss the new website and his plans for the future of the ever so interesting subject of human crap.

HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY TO JOE’S BABY GIRL!

Vol 3 Show 16 – An Epic Solo

The Basement Show — Mon, 03 May 2010 16:23:41 +0000

Jeff has been left to do the show by himself and calls on a real friend to help him out. Together they tackle the subject of Sarah Palin, Mary, dog sex and soy milk. A special thanks to Adam for doing the show with Jeff this week. A ULTRA-SPECIAL FULL FRONTAL THANKS TO MUMBLYGARF FOR SAVING OUR DICKS THIS WEEK.

We will return next week, fully staffed… we think.

Vol 3 Show 15 – Bust a Move

The Basement Show — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 01:52:33 +0000

Brett is back but the Ghost is gone and Chris is taking his place. We drink and talk about dogs and poop. Charles returns with a cardboard box and a table to dance on.

Check out checkoutthatshit.com, our new sister site. ALSO, click on the LIKE button below and share this show with all of your friends on Facebook.

Vol 3 Show 14 – How Much is that Meat Stick in the Window?

The Basement Show — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:49:53 +0000

Chris is in studio while Brett is miles away. We ask the greatest fans in the world to be even greater. Chris and Steve contemplate having their own show. Mangrave drops in to talk about his version of monogamy.

Vol 3 Show 13 – Good Clean Fun

The Basement Show — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:20:10 +0000

The entire crew is back plus one angry marine. The rest of the guys finally get their DSLs wrapped around a nice thick Tastykake. Walt Bodine stops in to share his educational music with us and the children. Jeff has a new journal entry by Chet Stufford to read. Our new favorite listener Frank calls in and is still as stupid as he was the first time. Tune in on upcoming shows to find out more about our plans for The Basement Show #100.

Here are pictures from the shittiest parade ever, as discussed on the show.

Vol 3 Show 12 – Rape & Sandwiches

The Basement Show — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:14:32 +0000

Brett and Brian are gone this week. Alex and Captain Badass join us in their absence. We lightly discuss rape, but get heavy about sandwiches. Hey Tom Selleck, pile it high, stand by that waterfall and hold that pose. Say cheese!

Vol 3 Show 11 – Charlie’s Shiny Buttplug

The Basement Show — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 01:38:42 +0000

We get a visit from two new friends, and one old crusy friend this week. The green fairy pays the group a visit to help us slip a little easier into our alcoholic coma. Mangrave stops by with an old friend of his, but a new friend to the show. We would like you all to meet Charles (not Charlie or Chaz). Brian makes a big announcement at the end of the show. Congratulations Brian.

Vol 3 Show 10 – Ozark Piss Jug Band

The Basement Show — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:54:44 +0000

We return from camping with fresh bottoms and fire in our loins. Did you know old ladies will bone down for prune juice? Did you know that Brett pees in jars? Learn all kinds of new things this week, only here at The Basement Show!

Vol 3 Show 9 – Cowboy Butt Ropes

The Basement Show — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:23:36 +0000

We head off deep into the woods this week, and we leave behind this show. We discuss camping, colon cleansing, and asshole kids who have no respect for their parents. We will return with a new show on March 19th, as long as we are all not chopped to pieces by a wild-eyed lumberjack.

LINKS
Prank on Mom

Vol 3 Show 8 – Hangover Week

The Basement Show — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:13:57 +0000

We bring nothing to the table this week. There is nothing planned. We have no ideas. This is pure laid back rappin’.

As discussed in the show, here is the picture of Brett and Brian taking a tour of Fantastic Caverns.

Vol 3 Show 7b – The Hour After the Hour of Power

The Basement Show — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:20:35 +0000

We attempt yet another drunk show. Mangrave and Satan stop by to share in the drunken delight. We discuss the Tiger Woods statement. We celebrate the Olympics.

Vol 3 Show 7a – The Hour of Power

The Basement Show — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:17:21 +0000

We start our show with an hour long pre-show we call – “The Basement Show Preshow Hour of Power!”. This very informal hour finds a visit from Brett’s wife, Jeff’s wife, and a surprise guest that busts through the doors towards the end of the show.

Vol 3 Show 6 – Digital Puke Box

The Basement Show — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:00:25 +0000

We take a trip to the Grocery Store and sample some sweet treats from our local Mexican food aisle. Jeff ends up puking into a computer.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK: The Basement Show Presents – The Basement Show Preshow Hour of Power! Tune in at 6:30 CST (our normal start time) for our first Power Hour. Bring your own beer and participate along. We will take your calls and drink an ounce of beer, every minute, for an entire hour. The real show will start at 7:30 CST, after we are good and drunk.

Vol 3 Show 5 – Super Bowl Explosion

The Basement Show — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:42:03 +0000

We are starting to drink too much. Future Man returns to discuss the winner of the Super Bowl. Jeffer has transcribed another journal entry by Chet Stufford. We debut a new segment, ‘Basement Show Theater’.

Post Show Comment: Steve went upstairs after the show, had a cigarette and then passed out – completely drunk. We all ended up going out after the show, he slept on Brett’s couch until 3 AM and then went home…what a ghost pussy.

Vol 3 Show 4 – Honk Honk, GG

The Basement Show — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:53:59 +0000

If there is one thing that Christmas has taught us all, it’s never to fear the honk of the Grey Goose. We finish a bottle and 1/2 by the time the show is over. You wanted a drunk, long show – you got it. Enjoy.

Vol 3 Show 3 – Technical Difficulties

The Basement Show — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:18:18 +0000

This week The Basement Show is sponsored by Ernie’s Snake World in Wichita, KS. 71st and Jefferson! Come on down, grab a snake!

Jeffer is running late, so Mangrave takes his seat for the first half of the show. Leonard has received a book from a listener (thank you Jenn), and reads an excerpt that involves two buttholes and man rape, yuck. Did your parents ever talk to you about the birds and the bees? Leonard has an interesting story about that. After the break, Jeffer returns. We discuss the douche of the decade and the Conan saga.

NOTE: Tune in to Alex’s new show, Anger Management, Thursday night at 10:15 EST.

Vol 3 Show 2 – Grab Em by the Head!

The Basement Show — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:17:29 +0000

The marine returns as the porn freak has a real job. One of us has shit their pants. Everyone has an opinion about the Late Night situation, and we are no exception. Bill Hicks has something to say about Leno. Carmen T Nosewater’s technology fails as he tries to give us advice about the cold. Jeffer reads the news.

Vol 3 Show 1 – Beef Fizz

The Basement Show — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:36:30 +0000

We return. A new year brings us a new volume here at The Basement Show. Ryan, our Volume 1 pal is back with us this show. He brings us beer, beef and an appetite for canned Jack Mackerel. Did you get what you wanted for Christmas? Some of us did. We have an old fashioned Showdown to find our favorite porn star – the results are less than surprising. Here’s to 2010 being one better than 2009.

VIDEOS WILL BE POSTED SOON.

Vol 2 Show 40 – Santa’s Balls

The Basement Show — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:32:36 +0000

We celebrate Christmas by singing songs, exchanging gifts, and enjoy a reading of Christmas classic by Leonard Mangrave.

Vol 2 Show 39 – James Blunt Sang It Best…

The Basement Show — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:57:32 +0000

After a long Holiday break, we return one man down. Mangrave stops by to read a story that was written by one of our own. We play “Marry, Fuck, Kill” and make Brian decide between Ren and Stimpy – a hard decision for him. We all try out for the newly opened News Anchor position.

NOTE: We will return next week, December 11th for our special Christmas Show. $5 gifts, anyone? Brett will be on his Honeymoon the week of the 18th, then Christmas, then New Years Day – so we will be off on those three weekends. We will return to the mics on January 8th, 2010.

HOT 4 GRANNY

Vol 2 Show 38 – Hot4Granny

The Basement Show — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:57:06 +0000

We discuss Asians, Mexicans and rusted hoods. You haven’t watched porn until you’ve seen Granny Porn. Also, Peruvians are going to dismember you and melt the fat off your body.

We will be back next week for a Thanksgiving Special. Tune in Friday’s at 7:30 EST, 6:30 Central.

Vol 2 Show 37 – Everyone Hates Geese

The Basement Show — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:58:17 +0000

The full crew returns, sans any planning (we will blame Call of Duty). We discuss various news stories, tell tales of savage animal attacks, and drop some unbelievable science.

Vol 2 Show 36 – Nerd Alert

The Basement Show — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:02:28 +0000

Brian and Jeff are gone, which allows the resident geeks and nerds to go ape shit.

Vol 2 Show 35 – Halloween Spooktacular 2

The Basement Show — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:44:50 +0000

The entire crew returns in time to celebrate Halloween. We have some ghost stories, the history of torture, Leonard Mangrave, Satan and the return of The Ghost. It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Vol 2 Show 34 – The Return of Chris

The Basement Show — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:49:56 +0000

Brett is off sucking on his momma’s floppy tit. Chris makes a triumphant return to fill the void.

Vol 2 Show 33 – Blame Camping

The Basement Show — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:58:17 +0000

I don’t even remember what we talked about. I will write the synopsis when I get home. Until then, enjoy the show.

Vol 2 Show 32 – I Was Born by the River…

The Basement Show — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:44:23 +0000

After a week off, we return refreshed and feeling saucy. The Ghost is gone but The Captain is sitting in his place. Seeing two “The” nicknames in one sentence looks stupid. We discuss some changes that may be coming. Mangrave returns and gets back to his roots. Alex reads the news. We will have a new show on Friday, however we will NOT be live. Our next live show will be on October 16th.

Vol 2 Show 31 – Bad Moon Rising

The Basement Show — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:35:11 +0000

I see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightning
I see bad times today.

Dont go around tonight,
Well, its bound to take your life,
Theres a bad moon on the rise.

Vol 2 Show 30 – Slits & Slots

The Basement Show — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:46:29 +0000

Jeff is gone, and it’s Brett’s bachelor party night. Alex takes over the show and gets Brett trashed.

Vol 2 Show 29 – Poppin’ Fresh

The Basement Show — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:07:58 +0000

Chris is gone, for good. The Ghost is gone being a complete pussy. Leonard Mangrave stops by with a friend to give us a bone up on reading. Jeff reads another Stufford file. We travel back to 1996 and listen to a 14 year old Brett make prank calls. We talk to the winner of last week’s Twinkie Shitting contest, and then propose a new contest. We have three winners by the end of the show. The winning photographs are below.

Vol 2 Show 28 – Goodbye, Chris

The Basement Show — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:31:55 +0000

Chris spends his last show listening to his friends make fun of him. We love you buddy.

BIG UPS to I TK Repeatedly from our message boards. He came through, shit on a Twinkie, and won himself $100 in Xbox Live Microsoft Points. Too bad you didn’t do it sooner.

Vol 2 Show 27 – Fluffernutter

The Basement Show — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:30:57 +0000

Alex is gone, but Brett and Jeff make a triumphant return. Alex calls in to update us all on the Twinkie shit contest. We try a lunch room staple from the northeast during a trip to the grocery store. Chris reads the news. We crown our Chode of the Week.

NOTE: This is Chris’s second to last show. Tune in next week for his final show.

Vol 2 Show 26 – Shit on a Twinkie

The Basement Show — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:52:39 +0000

Jeff and Brett are still gone. The rest of the crew get a late start because of technical difficulties…. after the first music break and some power drinking all hell breaks loose. Brett shows up for the end… the boys demand shit on a twinkie… a must listen.

Vol 2 Show 25 – The Xbox Incident

The Basement Show — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:50:55 +0000

Brett is gone as is Jeffer. Alex takes the helm and navigates through some stolen porn from Brett’s personal collection, a scathing controversy involving an XBox and much more.

Vol 2 Show 24 – Clone Jobs

The Basement Show — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:38:41 +0000

Let’s hypothesize that you have a clone. If said clone was to give you a handy, is that gay? Leonard Mangrave stops by to share another story from his extensive library. We kick it pseudo-old school in Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 23 – Space!

The Basement Show — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:33:51 +0000

Jeffer is off in Philly. Alex is back. 2012 is coming and we’re all going to die. Steve, the scientist, tried to uncover the hidden science behind all of the Doomsday predictions. We discuss the sport of Bullfighting. We crown a Chode of the Week that we never thought we would.

Vol 2 Show 22 – O Captain! My Captain!

The Basement Show — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:19:23 +0000

Cpt. Badass is in studio keeping Alex’ seat warm while he is off in the mountains. Brian is forgetting all that hurts him in Tennesse. Chris is away texting and driving at the same time. We press on short-staffed. Question: Would you rather put your hand in some ass or in some trash? How does one get dentures in their anus? Could you punch a woman while having sex with her? What if she was a bitch? What if she was a bitch AND she asked you to do it? We ask and answer all of these questions on this week’s show.

The Basement Show – Best Of?

The Basement Show — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:57:19 +0000

We aren’t sure if this is really the best of, but we took the time to throw these clips together so quit your bitching.

Vol 2 Show 21 – I Heart MJ

The Basement Show — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:54:56 +0000

A tribute, of sorts, to the King of Pop.

Vol 2 Show 20 – Déjà Vu

The Basement Show — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:58:35 +0000

Blake is cowering. We are holding his website for ransom. Blake, make an offer.

Vol 2 Show 19 – Look at the Big Brain on Blake

The Basement Show — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:22:44 +0000

Blake from Sales gets what he has coming to him.

Vol 2 Show 18 – Hang Some Brain

The Basement Show — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:17:21 +0000

We go to the grocery store, get a Bone Up with Leonard Mangrave and celebrate our 50th show. The Philly calls pour in as Kidd Chris’ grip grows ever tighter around our genitals.

Vol 2 Show 17 – ABC BVD

The Basement Show — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:36:15 +0000

Satan, Future Man, and Gavin Mackinaw make a return for our first show on KiddShow.com. A big thank you to Kidd Chris for having us on his new Shoutcast Channel. Check out his website here.

Vol 2 Show 16 – The Calm

The Basement Show — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:46:15 +0000

The calm before the storm. See you Friday for the first show on kiddshow.com.

Vol 2 Show 15 – They Might Be Horny Giants

The Basement Show — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:41:11 +0000

We start the show with a new segment called ‘Inappropriate Endings’. Brett’s computer holds hidden sexual treasures that finally see the light of day. We take a trip to the Grocery Store, play a quick round of Balderdash, compete in a Spell Challenge, and play a few tunes in between. We get another reading from the diary of Chet Stufford. Finally, we crown our Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 14 – Take a Shot, Chet Stufford

The Basement Show — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:40:18 +0000

Quiz fever takes over and leads to shot fever. We take a few minutes to learn about the swine flu. A stroll on a local college campus leads to the discovery of the diary of a local fratboy. Finally, we crown our Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 13 – Unforgiven Excuses

The Basement Show — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:51:56 +0000

We detail all of the ways we failed you. After that, we try and save you some money. Visit www.kiddshow.com for details about the upcoming ‘move’ happening on May 29th. Tune in next week at 6 PM!

Vol 2 Show 12 – What If…

The Basement Show — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:33:20 +0000

We pose a lot of questions about zombies, thrown oranges, jars of piss, and a naked golf-club-swinging Ashley Simpson.

Vol 2 Show 11 – Return of Joe Six-Pack

The Basement Show — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:40:33 +0000

The Sherpa is gone, but we have Joe and Ryan drop by during the show. We share our disdain for giant testicles hanging from trucks. We discuss a recent news story and interview two experts on the issue. Satan returns just in time for Spring to share more tales of torture and pain.

Vol 2 Show 10 – A Doomed Future

The Basement Show — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:59:50 +0000

We have returned from a week in the woods with the strong stink of nature still trailing behind us wherever we go. We debut the Future Phone by receiving word from a time traveling friend that we may have a bad moon rising and trouble on the way. We talk with local scientist Carmen T. Nosewater about the realities of the recently reported ozone hole fix. We put a new spin on The Grocery Store and try delicious foods that should just not be mixed. Finally, we DO NOT crown our Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 9 – A Line is Crossed.

The Basement Show — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:21:57 +0000

The caged mind of a sick and twisted show member bursts from it’s rusty cage and drags it’s dirty ass slowly over a scat-stained line of right and wrong. We will return on March 27th, as soon as we return from the woods.

Vol 2 Show 8 – Confused Old Ladies

The Basement Show — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:50:18 +0000

Alex is tending to business and is away for the evening. We give a shot at predicting the future and debut the Old Lady 8-Ball. We find that most everything in life is ‘Better With Tits’. Finally, we crown another Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 7 – Confucius Say…

The Basement Show — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:50:00 +0000

As a testamint to the diversity and culture we provide at The Basement Show, we take time out of our busy schedules to poke fun at the full spectrum of race and religion, including our own. Satan stops by to answer all of our pressing questions about hell and the afterlife. We crown another Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 6 – Zoorotic Expedition

The Basement Show — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:01:12 +0000

Brian is gone, and Chris joins in halfway through the show. Valentine’s Day is here and we celebrate our love for each other. We highlight Asian Karaoke. A trip to the zoo turns sexual for everyone involved. The Grab Bag returns with a love soaked theme that is sure to please even the crustiest of sailors. We debut the ever so horrible Basement Show Feel Good Moment. We crown our atmospheric Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 5 – Abracadickgrabba!

The Basement Show — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:14:40 +0000

Our two missing comrades return with another in tow as the Captain makes his 2009 debut. Christian Bale drops by to berate us. Michael Phelps provides The Basement Show a world exclusive by giving us the first interview post bong rip. Our sponsor returns with another great product. Jeffer’s gives birth to a new digital lifestyle. We crown our Chode of the Week.

Vol 2 Show 4 – A Raccoon’s Dick Dinner

The Basement Show — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:06:21 +0000

Alex and Brian are gone, but the show must go on without them. New technological additions to the show lets us play Satan for a day. A very special guest drops by for an interview and we debut our very first sponsor. The Grab Bag returns and asks you – Would you put your penis in a racoon’s mouth? We crown another Chode of the Week.

Volume 2 Show #3 – Smack-of-Clam, Inc.

The Basement Show — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:48:26 +0000

We start the show with the cheapest vodka out of a plastic bottle. A trip to the grocery store results in a premium membership to the Clam Club. The Oscars are coming soon, and we pick the winners – guaranteed. The Grab Bag has a theme this week – the kids are fucked, and we bring you the scoop. Finally, we crown our Chode of the Week.

Volume 2 Show #2 – Butter Face Showdown

The Basement Show — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:42:41 +0000

We kick off our second show of the season with a Showdown about hot chicks who are ugly as hell. The Basement Show Computer returns to make some important decisions. Our American Idol audition song picks turn into a vocal orgy from karaoke hell. Finally, we crown another Chode of the Week.

Volume 2 Show #1 – Ode to Mississippi

The Basement Show — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:32:54 +0000

We return with a renewed spirit and a twinkle in our eye. After going through all of the changes we have made to the show, we press forward with a Basement Show Ode to Mississippi, where a woman can be pregnant, dumb and fat without worry of judgement or persecution. We then pull a few entries from the Basement Show Grab Bag. Finally, we debut a completely revamped Chode of the Week. Our chode elicits a call from Lawyer Matt who drops some cherry legal advice on all of us.