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Breaking! Megan Fox Gives Paparazzi The Middle Finger!

Moe — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:41:00 +0000

These were snapped yesterday in Santa Monica.

Megan Fox was seen cruising around wearing all black & orange flip-flops yesterday afternoon in Santa Monica. She’s been out & about a lot lately supposedly looking to drop some serious "Transformers" cash on an ultra luxurious place. We’re pretty sure Brian Austin Green will move in with her ass. That bastard.

If you’re tired of Megan, have fun admiring at her $120k G550. Pretty sweet ride, indeed. Why didn’t she spend a lil’ extra cash & go for the G55 AMG?

Jennifer Lamiraqui Brings The Afternoon Links!

Jackson — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:20:00 +0000

- Hayden Panettiere Topless Couldn’t Save Beth Cooper [HollywoodTuna]
- Buxom Ballgirls of the Madrid Masters [CO-ED Magazine]
- Aubrey O’Day is Turning into Beyonce [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Sandra Bullock Wants To Do All Her Films Naked [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Karolina Kurkova is pregnant [Celebslam]
- Nikoleta Lozanova: International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]

- Barely Legal: The 10 Hottest ’90s Babies [Complex]
- The Lindsay Lohan Porno (Not Starring Lindsay Lohan) [Dlisted]
- Lily Allen Cutewatch ‘09: Back in the Habit [Yeeeah!]
- The Karate Kid In 30 Seconds [Celebrity Odor]

- Playmates de Fiesta [Flabber]
- Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick broke up [The Blemish]
- Russell Brand to Host VMAs Again [Celeb Parasite]
- whatever saves... :) [The Bastardly Society]

- Michael Jackson Without Any Surgery [The Dirty]
- Super Mega Female: Gemma Atkinson [Manofest]
- Jessica Alba’s Lame Ass Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Pregnant Adriana Lima Attends Louis Vuitton Party in NYC

Moe — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:01:00 +0000

These were snapped last night.

I’m a getting a little teary-eyed as I write this entry, but whatever. Life sucks ass---especially when some of the hottest women on the planet are catching the pregnancy flu. Regardless, we’re glad Adriana is looking happy & healthy when she finally came out of hiding by making a grand appearance at Louis Vuitton’s party last night in NYC. She appeared without her Serb baby-daddy, Marko Jaric. The NBA’s currently in its off-season, so why isn’t he with his pregnant woman?

Anyway, the ultra-lux brand celebrated the 40th Anniversary of the Lunar Landing---how fucking random is that shit?! LV needs to rename the party to "Pregnant Adriana Lima Makes Her First Public Appearance Party."

What's Cassie Trying To Accomplish With Her Half-Shaved 'Do?

Moe — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:00:00 +0000

These were snapped at Louis Vuitton’s grand celebration of the 40th Anniversary Of The Lunar Landing. The party was held in NYC.

I don’t know what I hate more: Cassie’s half-shaved hairdo or her freakishly high-fashion dress.

If this is her path to rediscovery, she really needs to bag a new agent & reassess her strategy. Then again, with her head stuck inside Diddy’s huge cookie jar, she has every right to take risks while she tries to become another one of Puff’s Baby-Mommas.

Whatever the case, the only positive element (from a Bastardly perspective, of course) is that the hairdo gives off the "I’m extremely kinky behind closed doors" vibe (which is totally fine with us). So yeah, this means Cassie’s into being tied up, spit on, handcuffed, whipped, gang bangs---you name it!

BREAKING!! Ashley Tisdale's New Regrettable Tattoo Starts With 'B' & 'E'!

Moe — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:00:00 +0000

Ashley Tisdale did a lot of walking around yesterday---and she did it in style! Besides taking her dad to visit her new house in L.A., she also conducted some biz by hitting up a Hollywood music studio. But, today’s big news is Ashley’s regrettable tat that we initially reported on yesterday. The word appears to "Believe" or "Belief," so assuming it is one of those words, did Ashley’s tattoo artist remember the "i-before-e" rule? We can only hope so, but since we like to overanalyze completely useless things, let’s review the most common misspellings:

1. Beleive
2. Beleeve
3. Beleaf
4. Beleef
5. Beleev

From The Bastardly Archives... Three Years Ago!

Jackson — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:59:00 +0000

On this day in Bastardly History... Lady Isabella Hervey Desperately Needs New Boobs & Food

Jessica Szohr @ LV's 40th Anniversary Of The Lunar Landing Party

Moe — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:59:00 +0000

These were snapped last night in NYC.

If you review Jessica Szohr’s previous posts on the site, you can see her hotness level wildly fluctuates from "seriously hot" to "WTF happened to her?" How do these pics from last stand up on the Bastardly Hotness Spectrum?

Lady GaGa Performs @ Oxegen Music Festival 2009

Jackson — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:31:00 +0000

Lady GaGa now has her third #1 hit on the Billboard 200. In addition to "Just Dance" and "Poker Face", "LoveGame" hit #1. For any of you that actually listen to her songs, please share with us how awesome she is... or is she just a fad like Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (aka Katy Perry) that needs to go away? Source

Kristin Cavallari & Stephanie Pratt (Who?!) Filming "The Hills"

Jackson — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:30:00 +0000

I’m not going to focus any news on these two chicks but rather I wanted to report on Lauren Conrad and her book, "L.A. Candy". Well, looks like she’s been whoring herself out enough that it has made the New York Times Best Sellers list! (Check the "Chapter Books") What. The. Fuck?!? Source

From The Bastardly Archives... Three Years Ago!

Jackson — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:29:00 +0000

On this day in Bastardly History... Sexy & Naked Leilani Dowding Showing Off Her Boobs @ The Beach. Oww!!