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		<title>Another Spectacular Dinner Conversation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 15:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As I&amp;#8217;ve told you before, we tend to have pretty hilarious and/or bizarre dinner conversations at my house (depending on your perspective). My sweet husband, &amp;#8220;The Gatekeeper,&amp;#8221; is all about order and peace at the table. He really hates it &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/another-spectacular-dinner-conversation/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<title>84 days and counting</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&amp;#160; Happy Tuesday! I&amp;#8217;m In The Powder Room today. And as usual, I&amp;#8217;m oversharing. This post will hopefully answer some of your burning questions like&amp;#8230; &amp;#160; Is life without wine worth living? How can I lose five pounds without diet or &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/05/15/84-days-and-counting/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<title>Career Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 14:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nature Boy (the 12 year old) said to me the other morning, &amp;#8220;Oh Mom, I forgot to tell you, today is Career Day at school.&amp;#8221; So I did what any Stay at Home Mom/Writer/Blogger would do. I put my coffee &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/05/10/career-day/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<title>The Truth about Motherhood</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 15:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&amp;#8217;m over In The Powder Room today telling my truth about Motherhood. It&amp;#8217;s a little bit of everything&amp;#8230;kind of like those three freeloaders who came out of my vagina. See you over there, m&amp;#8217;kay? I&amp;#8217;ll bring the hand sanitizer, you &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/05/08/the-truth-about-motherhood/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<title>Monday Morning Menagerie: Camping, Dancing, Kvetching…</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 11:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well today is THE big day some of my e-friends and I are premiering our new Summer Series #BloggersDance videos! And they are awesome. You are in for a real kick-your-boots-up treat! Angela Shelton, author, performer, filmmaker, housecoat wearer, dancer&amp;#8230; &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/05/07/monday-morning-menagerie-camping-dancing-kvetching/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<title>Mama Needs a New Pair of Boobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So I met this cool chick named Kristen McClusky a couple of weeks ago at the Erma Bombeck Writers&amp;#8217; Workshop and it was basically love at first sight. And not just because she has really pretty hands and lives not &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/05/04/mama-needs-a-new-pair-of-boobs/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<title>Jam on Your Mother’s Day Gift Giving!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 22:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hardly ever do product reviews or giveaways. Actually, I&amp;#8217;ve never done a product review or giveaway. And I&amp;#8217;ve been blogging for nearly 4 years, so that&amp;#8217;s a lot of free shit I&amp;#8217;ve turned down. Nothing against bloggers who do &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/05/02/jam-on-your-mothers-day-gift-giving/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<title>Let’s spend the night together.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 15:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Roommates&amp;#8230;the good, the bad, and the dirty. Come read what I have to say about some of my best and worst roommates in my weekly column In The Powder Room today. But come on back tomorrow for my very first &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/05/01/lets-spend-the-night-together/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<title>6 More Things I Learned at EBWW</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Have I mentioned that I attended the Erma Bombeck Writers&amp;#8217; Workshop in Dayton, Ohio, last weekend? Kidding. Obviously I can&amp;#8217;t stop talking about it. But the rules of good blogging still apply and thus I have chosen to divide and &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/04/30/6-more-things-i-learned-at-ebww/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<title>6 Things I learned at the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well the Erma Bombeck Writers&amp;#8217; Workshop afterglow is slowly starting to subside. But it was such a life-altering experience for me that I can&amp;#8217;t help but revel in its glory just a little longer. I&amp;#8217;ve been reflecting all week on &amp;#8230; &lt;a href="http://www.thebeardediris.com/2012/04/27/6-things-i-learned-at-the-erma-bombeck-writers-workshop/"&gt;Continue reading &lt;span class="meta-nav"&gt;&amp;#8594;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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