The Best Punchlines

Huwag kang hahawak pag may hawak ka na

2011-12-24T10:06:00.000-08:00

“huwag na huwag kang
hahawak kapag
alam mong
may
hawak ka ng iba”

How did you meet each other?

2011-12-24T09:45:00.000-08:00

How did you meet each other?

before

“it’s started when he ask my number”

now

“it’s started when he add me in FACEBOOK”

Choosing between breathing and loving you

2011-12-19T10:00:00.000-08:00

“if i had to choose between breathing and loving you,
I would choose breathing to say how much I love you”

Simbang Gabi

2011-12-19T09:52:00.000-08:00

Maagang gumising
para mag
Simbang Gabi,
pero ang iba maagang
gumising para
mag
Simbang Tabi. :) LOL

Taga Korea ka ba?

2011-12-18T22:03:00.001-08:00

Taga KOREA ka ba?
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
Kasi baka ikaw ang SEOUL-mate ko. :)

kayo ay mag M.U.

2011-12-16T08:56:00.000-08:00

kayo ay mag M.U.? :)

Love cycle

2011-12-15T09:09:00.000-08:00

strangers
friends
more than friends
special friends
lovers
breakup
strangers

Nahulog ako sayo

2011-12-15T08:14:00.000-08:00

boy: pwede pasama ako sayo bukas? :(
girl: san?
boy: sa hospital
girl: huh?!! bakit?
boy: mag papa x-ray ako.
girl: para san? ano nang yari sayo?
boy: kasi papatingin ako kung may bali ako ng nahulog puso ko sayo <3.

learn how to use condom

2011-12-14T11:52:00.000-08:00

"1+1=3 if you don't know how to use condom"

My own font style

2011-12-14T06:46:00.000-08:00

I don't have a bad handwriting,

I have my own font style.

Christmas Banat

2011-12-14T05:55:00.000-08:00

Boy: Christmas ka ba?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Kasi, "I think I wanna MERRY you!"

Love subject

2011-12-14T05:52:00.000-08:00

Kung subject lang ang LOVE,

malamang BEST STUDENT ako....

Hindi kasi ako marunong mag CHEAT....

Maagang naging Tatay

2011-12-10T23:43:00.000-08:00

“ang lalaking di
nakaka paghintay,

ay maagang nagiging

tatay”

Find the 8 differences

2011-12-10T23:15:00.000-08:00

Find all 8 differences and if you found it share it with your friends. :)

I'm not plastic

2011-12-10T06:31:00.000-08:00

“it's not that
i am PLASTIC,
it's just that i know
how to play the GAME”

Samahan ng mga Malalamig ang Pasko member again

2011-12-10T05:58:00.000-08:00

Member ba uli ako ng SMP? ngayong PASKO?

Samahan ng Malalamig ang Pasko”

Carving heart

2011-12-10T05:01:00.000-08:00

credit: bobrz

Masaya dahil sayo

2011-12-10T04:22:00.000-08:00

nung bata ako masaya na ako sa “PISO”

pero ngayon .. masaya na ako “SAYO”

Google heart

2011-12-10T03:29:00.000-08:00

Type this in google

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200*x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01,sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2)

Eye Camera

2011-12-07T17:34:00.000-08:00

"Ang mata ko parang DSLR
kase pag nakikita kita
ung nasapaligid mo nag blu-blur =)"
author: papa paw

Big ka ba?

2011-12-07T16:11:00.000-08:00

boy: Miss? Big ka bah?
girl: bakit?
boy: kasi, hindi ikaw ang tipong inii-small
kundi inii-Big. :)

Cheating

2011-12-07T12:28:00.000-08:00

"You dont have to have s*x to cheat, once you find yourself

deleting texts, youre almost there..."

First attempt in learning

2011-12-07T12:14:00.000-08:00

"FAIL

First Attempt In Learning

Ang inpirasyon

2011-12-07T10:38:00.000-08:00

“ang hirap ng walang inspirasyon,

kasi naman ang hirap makita ng iyong LOKASYON

o

ikaw ba ay NAGBAKASYON

sana lang ingatan mo ang aking puso na iyong BAON”

Para kang defibrillator

2011-12-07T08:06:00.000-08:00

Boy: Para kang defibrillator
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pinatibok mo kasi ulit ang puso ko nung ito ay sumuko.

author: antoy