The Biloon/Forrest Project

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 35

Sun, 19 Oct 2014 01:59:57 +0000

On this episode, Michelle and Mary share tales of woe from the Genius Bar. Also, Halloween! And they even manage to solve the Ebola crisis. Okay, maybe they didn't exactly solve it but they talked about it at length. For those of your Real Time watchers, they discuss the Maher/Affleck Islamophobia fracas from a couple weeks ago. All that and even some waxing Walking Dead at the end. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 34

Sun, 21 Sep 2014 15:30:48 +0000

Thank you for returning your ears to listen! We are back to delve into oh so many things. Mary goes to New Orleans and doesn't leave her hotel. Michelle hangs out with Elmo at Sesame Place. Mary talks wearable fitness trackers. And it's iPhone release day! We get into the new ACA numbers, the NFL woes, Scottish independence vote and ISIS. We even find time at the end for Mary to talk Destiny on the PS4. Spoiler: She ain't too good at first person shooters. These things and more more more on this week's episode. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 33

Fri, 29 Aug 2014 03:19:47 +0000

Michelle and Mary are here to kick it on the ohs and ones. Producer Tenny turns two next week! Also, Mary timeshares it up in Palm Springs with her fam. As predicted, they are not quite done talking about FERGUSON. They also find time to touch on the big Obamacare news that PENNSYLVANIA IS ACCEPTING THE MEDICAID EXPANSION. Then Mary and Michelle close it out with their thoughts on GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY and TRUE BLOOD. These things and more more more on this week's episode. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 32

Sun, 24 Aug 2014 00:44:57 +0000

Like Tag Team, Michelle and Mary are back again! It's been a month. Mary was in Europe! Michelle was in Minnesota! So many things happened while we were gone but we skipped most of them to talk about the thing that we felt like talking the loudest about. That's right FERGUSON FERGUSON FERGUSON. We got a lot of it out of our system so hopefully next week, we can rewind to discuss other exciting things like PUTIN, ISRAEL/GAZA, ISIS and more. But no promises that we won't be Fergusoning it up a little. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 31

Tue, 15 Jul 2014 11:26:04 +0000

Ho, ho. Hey, hey. Michelle and Mary are back to repartee! In news not politics, Michelle was sick again while Mary is getting ready to backpack through Europe. In news politics, they share dissension in regards to the HOBBY LOBBY DECISION. Also, how about we set aside obstructionism for a minute to help the BORDER KIDS. Oh, and don't worry they talked about the ridiculousness that is BOEHNER SUING OBAMA. And they even managed to fit in a little SNOWPIERCER and TRUE BLOOD and FARGO. These topics and more more more on this episode. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 30

Thu, 26 Jun 2014 13:10:23 +0000

After a monthish hiatus, Michelle and Mary are back at it again. They discuss AEREO SUPREME COURT DECISION or what happens when old people get to arbitrate technology. They talk about the shakeup in the MISSISSIPI REPUBLICAN SENATE PRIMARY where the non-Tea Party candidate garnered Democratic votes to topple the Tea Party candidate. Also, fun times in Washington, the HOUSE GOP WANTS TO SUE OBAMA. This and more on today's homecoming of an episode. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 29

Wed, 21 May 2014 02:26:51 +0000

On today's episode, Michelle is JOHNNY ON TOP OF IT. Mary talks about her most recent trip to DISNEYLAND. They discuss the mostly definite presidential bid of HILLARY CLINTON as well as the possible presidential bid of BERNIE SANDERS. Michelle is confounded by the lazy op-ed writing of PAUL KRUGMAN. They are both very excited about The Colbert Report replacement hosted by LARRY WILMORE. This and more on today's firecracker of an episode. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 28

Wed, 14 May 2014 22:23:30 +0000

Happy Birthday, Mary Forrest! And happy birthday to anybody whose birthday it is. For today's celebratory episode, Michelle talks about her trip to NEW YORK CITY and Mary shares her fun at the GODZILLA PREMIERE. They also talk about JAY-Z and MICHAEL SAM and MONICA LEWINSKY. On the political tip, they discuss MINIMUM WAGE and the woodwork effect of MEDICAID EXPANSION. Also, Michelle saw CAPTAIN AMERICA and she loved it! This and more on today's high five of an episode. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 27

Fri, 09 May 2014 21:35:56 +0000

Hooray for you! You are about to be entertained. Today, Michelle and Mary are filled with things to say. Mary shares her excitement to attend the GODZILLA PREMIERE AND AFTERPARTY. Michelle will not be attending because she lives not in Hollywood. They talk about the reasons for OBAMACARE OPTIMISM. Turns out they are both NOT FANS OF THE DEATH PENALTY. They even manage to talk about TV SHOWS for 30 seconds. These issues and more on this show of a show. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 26

Sun, 04 May 2014 14:57:22 +0000

Hey, hey, it's episode two to the six. Guess what? Michelle's sick again. Despite her malaise, Biloon and Forrest manage to hit a lot of the topics of the day like STAR WARS and Fox's love for racists like CLIVEN BUNDY. Speaking of racists, they discuss super racist DONALD STERLING. And Michelle and Mary are both not fans of the DEATH PENALTY. These issues and more on this humdinger of a show. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 25

Fri, 25 Apr 2014 13:08:01 +0000

We're 25. We can rent a car! Not really. On today's episode, Michelle and Mary share their BRUSHES WITH THE LAW. They also talk about their feelings on GMO LABELING. They discuss the importance of APPRECIATING NUANCE in regards to political discourse. Oh, and Michelle still hasn't seen this season of MAD MEN. Get on that, loser! These topics and more on this superdope episode. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 24

Wed, 16 Apr 2014 23:18:38 +0000

This week! Hooray! Michelle and Mary talk about COLBERT GETTING THE LATE SHOW. Michelle recounts her political back and forth with JON LOVITZ. Mary brings up the craziness in Nevada at the BUNDY RANCH. Also, of course, they talk about the new CBO REPORT ON THE ACA. These topics and more on this super duper episode. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 23

Wed, 09 Apr 2014 14:03:56 +0000

Today's episode will thrill and delight. Michelle and Mary talk about LETTERMAN REPLACEMENTS, President Obama's executive orders on PAY FAIRNESS, and the GOP'S MISPREDICTIONS ON THE ACA. They even manage to devote some time to the new HBO show SILICON VALLEY and the return of GAME OF THRONES. These topics and more on this whiz-bang edition. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon Forrest Project: Episode 22

Fri, 04 Apr 2014 20:47:37 +0000

Hold on to your sombreros, fellas. We are coming at you with a new episode. Audio issues begone! Mary and Michelle discuss the struggles of BUYING LIQUOR IN PHILLY. They discuss the always eventual falsities of REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS. And, Paul Ryan continues to HATE POOR PEOPLE. Don't worry, we managed to discuss GAME OF THRONES. These topics and more on this whiz-bang edition. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 21

Tue, 25 Mar 2014 03:21:12 +0000

Hiatus over! Mary and Michelle are now holding down their forts in Los Angeles and Philadelphia, respectively. In today's episode, we bring back AUDIO ISSUES! Mary and Michelle talk about THE PLANE. They get their dander up in regards to the HOBBY LOBBY. Also, didja hear ACA enrollment ENDS MARCH 31ST? And, COMIC BOOKS, XBOX ONE and more. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 20

Thu, 13 Feb 2014 06:15:32 +0000

Today's episode is fueled by whisky, gin, and whoopie pies. Things are bittersweet in the studio as Michelle is making her move to Philly next week. Mary gives us the downlow on the WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUB DOG SHOW. On things political, they discuss the clean DEBT CEILING BILL, the enacted MINIMUM WAGE HIKE and the latest travails of CHRIS CHRISTIE. Also, on the must-watch list is HBO's TRUE DETECTIVE and, by many accredited accounts, THE LEGO MOVIE. These topics and oh-so-much more. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW! REPEAT!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 19

Fri, 07 Feb 2014 00:53:00 +0000

This afternoon, Michelle and Mary are raring to go. Topics discussed today include Mr. Charm DARRELL ISSA (R-CA), the ways of NEW JERSEY / NEW YORK POLITICIANS, and the tragedy of ADDICTION. They delve into the current standing of IMMIGRATION LEGISLATION. Also, we don't think Obama making executive orders is him being LAWLESS. Michelle managed to even get a few words in on how much she enjoys THE REAL WORLD FRANCHISE. These topics and a whole lot more. LISTEN! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 18

Thu, 30 Jan 2014 20:29:53 +0000

It's Episode 18 and it's a doozy. Today, Michelle and Mary fight through their individual exhaustions to repartee through such arenas as THE STATE OF THE UNION, the aggression of MICHAEL GRIMM, and whether the podcast needs more SOUND EFFECTS. These topics and oh so much more on this episode. Listen! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 17

Sat, 25 Jan 2014 00:20:00 +0000

Today, Michelle and Mary go way, way back and talk about HIGH SCHOOL CHEMISTRY and Mary's reasons for going to CORNELL over MIT. Then they go into a tangentfest and discuss EDUCATION REFORM, WENDY DAVIS and LIGHTHOUSES. You want to know about RISK CORRIDORS? Michelle attempts to explain them to you. They even manage to spend a few minutes on the new season of DOWNTON ABBEY and the Netflix documentary MITT. These topics and oh so much more on this episode. Listen! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 16

Sat, 18 Jan 2014 07:18:39 +0000

Happy Sweet Sixteen! They grow up so fast, don't they? On today's episode, Mary and Michelle talk Michelle's trip to DISNEYLAND and they ponder who would make the best BLACK GARY OLDMAN. Also discussed is OBAMA'S NSA SPEECH, SANCTIONS ON IRAN, CHRISCHRISTIEGATE and ROBERT GATES(no extra gate). These topics and more on yet another excellent episode of your favorite podcast.

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 15

Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:15:00 +0000

Today, we talk about NATASHA LEGGERO'S APOLOGY, and Michelle's latest blog post on DRUG TESTING WELFARE APPLICANTS. We also return to our pal EDWARD SNOWDEN and discuss extending UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE. And you'll never believe it, Michelle finally saw PACIFIC RIM and she did and didn't see WOLF OF WALL STREET. These topics and more on this first episode of the new year. Listen! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 14

Mon, 30 Dec 2013 03:54:29 +0000

Hello, Episode 14. Never thought we'd see your face. In this episode, Michelle struggles through as she is on the tail-end of some strain of the plague. Today, we talk about OUR NEW BLOG, and our NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS. We also hit up on the new MINIMUM WAGE INCREASES as well as Obama's latest PRESS CONFERENCE and the lazy reporting of THE NEW YORK TIMES. We even manage to come back around to the movie PACIFIC RIM. These topics and more on this ultra-congested episode. Listen! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 13

Thu, 19 Dec 2013 20:56:27 +0000

We have reached the unlucky number of which we shall not name. You know what it is. That's what it is. It is that number. We should have just skipped the number and went straight to the next number like they do in some skyscrapers. Instead, let's just meander on about it for another few sentences. Okay! What a great no-number episode! We talk about the Oscar-contender GRUDGE MATCH, our trip to DISNEYLAND, and Mary's trunk INJURING MICHELLE'S NOGGIN. We also delve into helping people NAVIGATE THE STATE EXCHANGES, the propaganda surrounding FOOD ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS, and our nation's bad case of the INCOME INEQUALITIES. And we even manage to chit chat about this season of HOMELAND, Mary's new favorite show TASTIEST PLACES TO CHOW DOWN and the Netflix programme LILYHAMMER. These topics and a little more on this sexycrazycool episode. Listen! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 12

Sat, 14 Dec 2013 19:36:00 +0000

We've been on a not necessarily intended hiatus for the past while of weeks and now we have returned unto you. Glory! It's Episode 12! One less then the baker's dozenth of episodes! This episode we welcome back our old friend REVERB. We also talk about FOOD POISONING (which accounts for one of our unintended weeks off). We discuss our uncompromising views on GUN CONTROL, also the effects of states not accepting the funds for MEDICAID EXPANSION and the House actually passing a BUDGET COMPROMISE. And we even manage to get to some VIDEO GAME NEWS to boot. These topics and more on this back-from-the-dead episode. Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review! Share!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 11

Fri, 08 Nov 2013 07:31:28 +0000

Episode 11 is upon us! All hail Episode 11! Huddle around your radios kiddos and listen in on Mary and Michelle as they discuss hot topics like DRINKING VS. EATING and MAMMOGRAMS. They also delved into ENDA and SNAP CUTS as well as OBAMA'S APOLOGY and RAND PAUL'S PENCHANT FOR PLAGIARIZING. These topics and oh so much more (not lying, there really is a ton more) on this doubledogfantastic episode. Listen! SUBSCRIBE! RATE! REVIEW!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 10

Fri, 01 Nov 2013 07:22:04 +0000

We have made it to our milestone tenth episode. Huzzah! Today, we conference on HALLOWEEN and the shameless art of DRUNK SHAMING. We continue our empassioned discussions on the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT and in addition we take TED CRUZ'S DAD down a peg. Also discussed are such topics as TOUCHING PREGNANT LADIES' STOMACHS and the video game LEGO MARVEL SUPERHEROES. These things and more on this supergreatextraspecial episode. Listen! Subscribe! Rate! Review!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 9

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 07:36:41 +0000

Happy Birthday to Michelle Biloon! All hail Michelle Biloon! Michelle Biloon forever! Now that we got that out of the way, today we talk about such things as the painful yet rewarding sport of RUNNING and the stalking app GLYMPSE and we continue our spirited discussions on the goings-on of the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT and we wrap it up by discussing VIDEO GAMES. So please listen. Please subscribe. Please rate and review. Please interact with us in any and all which ways. Also, Mary is drunk and loves the Buble.

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 8

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 21:28:00 +0000

On the eighth episode of the BFP, we are recording under the influence of liquor and snack-size Halloween candy. This does not stop us from delving into such topics as ELECTRICAL OUTLETS IN OLDER HOMES and SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS and, of course, we break down our thoughts on the resolution of the GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN as well as the technical glitches of HEALTHCARE.GOV. All of these things and more in this partially inebriated episode. Don't not not not not not not not listen. I hope that means listen, because that is what you should do.

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 7

Fri, 11 Oct 2013 22:07:53 +0000

We took a few weeks off. Okay, a month. GET OFF OUR BACK ALREADY! Just be happy we have returned and are once again bringing you our audio pleasures. In the lucky number seventh episode of The Biloon/Forrest Project, we deliver to your earholes tales of trips to DISNEYLAND and the LA COUNTY FAIR, frustrated rantings on the GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN as well our love for the moving picture GRAVITY. All of those things and much much more, you just gotta download and listen!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 6

Fri, 06 Sep 2013 04:29:00 +0000

Michelle and Mary can't stop won't stop. In this, the sixth episode of The Biloon/Forrest Project, we seemed to have achieved audio acceptability! Crystal clearly hear them as they discuss Mary's AMAZING BREAKFAST SANDWICH, the show's new addition PRODUCER TRILBY, and ordering CHINESE FOOD. Also, play along as they opine on SYRIA, SYRIA, SYRIA, and more.

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 5

Fri, 23 Aug 2013 03:17:00 +0000

Michelle and Mary five five FIVE! In the fifth episode of The Biloon/Forrest Project, the audio is almost decent perhaps helped by the absence of Producer Maggie. Note the lack of toy squeaking and foot biting as they discuss POP TARTS, their lack of ALCOHOL, the origins of the CAESAR SALAD, and opine on SAN DIEGO MAYOR BOB FILNER, BRADLEY MANNING, the second season of HOMELAND, and more!

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 4

Fri, 09 Aug 2013 22:20:00 +0000

Michelle and Mary fourth times fast. In episode four of The Biloon/Forrest Project, hip hip hooray because they are finally both wearing HEADPHONES and, most importantly, ZANKOU is back. Also, today, they introduce MAGGIE THE BITING PRODUCER, and opine on PRINCE REIBUS, GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN, UNDER THE DOME, and more.

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 3

Sun, 04 Aug 2013 23:43:00 +0000

Michelle and Mary tape thrice! In the third episode of The Biloon/Forrest Project, everything is shaping up. Note the lack of reverb as they discuss NORDSTROM, their lack of ZANKOU, the reasons why Michelle needs to see PACIFIC RIM, and opine on REPUBLICAN OBSTRUCTIONISM, ANTHONY WEINER, TRUE BLOOD, and more.

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 2

Sun, 28 Jul 2013 08:29:00 +0000

Michelle and Mary have recorded again! In the second episode of The Biloon/Forrest Project, things in the studio are not quite perfect, but progress has been made! Hear the ice in their cocktails tinkling as they discuss MISTAKES FROM LAST EPISODE, the show TAG LINE, and MICHELLE’S UNCANNY FOLEY SKILLS, and opine on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN, RACISM, KICKSTARTERS, and more.

The Biloon/Forrest Project: Episode 1

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 03:14:00 +0000

Michelle Biloon and Mary Forrest get their shit together and start making their podcast. In this first episode, you'll hear some not-perfect-audio because they figured out how to use their sound mixer moments before they started recording. And they were a mic short so they had to share. Otherwise, it was all brilliant. They talk about lots of stuff including EDWARD SNOWDEN and BURN NOTICE and ZANKOU CHICKEN. Enjoy.