The Book Of Joy

中秋节快乐！

2009-10-04T00:12:00.001+08:00

"Last time people used to pray to the moon, esp during Mid Autumn Festival. But they stopped after US landed on the moon. They said that you're praying to the US flag"

-My father

Japanese Supplies

2009-09-17T11:37:00.000+08:00

A Frenchman, a German guy, and a Japanese guy show up for their first day of at the factory

The supervisor takes one look at the Frenchman and says "You look smart, you be an engineer."

He takes one look at the German guy and says "You look strong. You operate the machinery."

After examining the Japanese guy for some time, he says "you don't look like much of anything. Why don't you go help out with the supplies?"

So they go off to work, but the entire day nobody sees the Japanese guy.
On the next day, the Frenchman and German guy come to work at the factory but they don't see the Japanese guy.
Another two days go by and the Japanese guy still hasn't shown up to work.
The next day the Boss asks the Frenchman and German guy if they've seen the Japanese guy.
Just then, the Japanese guy pops up from behind some boxes and yells "Supplies!"

Definition of Speed Limit

2009-08-12T22:26:00.003+08:00

Speed Limit (speed lim-it)
n.

1. The number in the middle of the red circle.
2. How much the car(s) ahead of you is limiting your speed.

Leo wants a favour

2009-05-24T16:37:00.004+08:00

Click for clear version

Labour day post :

http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/2009/04/leo-so-high-so-low.html

The Confession

2009-04-27T23:13:00.001+08:00

ahahah i knew it :D

Real Life Stories : Wrong Number, Michael.

2009-04-25T16:22:00.005+08:00

My friend, LYY, a guy received a message :

"Hi, I'm Michael, the guy you met at steamwork yesterday, can you give me your time tonight?"

We laughed and assumed steamwork is a bar or a nightclub and the girl Michael met probably gave him the wrong number on purpose.

So he replied back :

"Ok, meet me at Aloha (another bar/club) tonight."

Michael responded :

"Honey, i dont know where is aloha, i perfer to go to steamwork"

We had the cold shivers and LYY ignored him, but he got 2 messages from Michael reminding him that he has not replied yet. Then LYY said :

"ok laaa, can you pick me up then we go steamwork together ok?"

Michael said:

"Ok, where shall I pick you up from?"

Upon reading that, i told LYY to reply back :

"You can pick me up from aloha lah"

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Later my friend asked Michael to pick up his darling from the curve because he wanted to see Michael's face. But LYY wasn't free suddenly to do so.

One day later LYY told me that he has asked Michael :

"darling you got digi number or not? sms to maxis very expensive ..."

A few days later, Michael smsed him back with a new digi number with his new company phone. "I got Digi already"

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A week later, LYY showed me antoher message :

"are you just like other guys who will just use me once and throw me away?"

Michael replied after a few hours

"Darling, im a 30 years old professional engineer with a stable job and I am sincere"

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I was curious as to what steamwork was.

Steamworks – Private Men's Gym, Sauna and Bathhouse

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!!O M F G !!

Michael, if you're reading this, thanks for making us laugh XD, and i really hope i got the "steamwork" wrong.

To be updated, if LYY decides to continue horsing around.

Leo : So High & So Low

2009-04-23T19:58:00.000+08:00

Ah Beng and the rat

2009-04-22T17:08:00.004+08:00

Based on a true story........

One day, Ah Beng caught a rat with a mousetrap and decided to drown it to death...

one stupid aunty(neighbor of Ah Beng) suddenly approach him and talk cock.....

Aunty: weh, u cannot kill the rat....you shud let it go....last time i caught 1 rat b4, then i let it go.....

Ah Beng: Diuniaseng thts why my office so many rats la....

Aunty:......aiyo no la.....If you kill the rat, then next life u will become rat also(one of her many theories).....

Ah Beng: WAA!! If i want to become human again in my next life i have to kill human being???

Aunty:...aiyo wtf la u...duwan talk to u di.....

Ah Beng:(Rofl)

ps: this convo is in mandarin, most of the words are not originated from Ah Beng himself and the swearing is for dramatization purposes only

KCS : Sore Throat

2009-03-26T18:10:00.002+08:00

KCS showed me a sms convo between him and his friend.

J : Wey please help me ask teacher whether I can resit the exam another day. i'm sick...

KCS : Unfortunately today i got sore throat... cannot ask teacher.

J : =.= Zzz then ask Ian to ask for me

KCS : lol ... he sore throat also

J : fuck off

KCS laughed while showing me the sms. "Haha he dulan already!"

Sleep walking dog ! lol

2009-03-05T16:03:00.000+08:00

Bizkit, the Sleepwalking Dog @ Yahoo! Video

Hey Jude ...

2009-02-28T22:19:00.000+08:00

A woman missed her flight at the boarding gate HKIA.

2009-02-23T18:29:00.003+08:00

urbanjaguar (14 minutes ago)
2. She must be hot in bed, I suppose... :)

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做乜鬼呀個C奶

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Ya, i understand this. I react like that when i die playing Xbox.

D*ck in a Box ...... Jizz in my Pants ! =D

2009-02-19T15:10:00.002+08:00

Business Time

2009-02-18T21:55:00.000+08:00

Comics : Bush's Farewell Party

2009-01-27T12:13:00.002+08:00

Gon Xi Fa Cai !!! It's Jokes Timee!!

2009-01-25T22:03:00.000+08:00

Which tea do the Chinese absolutely love the most?

Prosperetea =)

麻坡的情歌 - 黃明志

2009-01-25T03:04:00.001+08:00

Sarung

2009-01-20T16:32:00.002+08:00

My Moral teacher was telling us a story.

"This is a story of my friend's friend la. He lives up in Cameron Highlands. Everyday, he will sleep on his small little mattress. Without fail, he will sleep in his sarung everyday."

"When he wakes up and changes into his working clothes, he will drop his sarung on the floor and put on his jeans. He just leaves his sarung on the floor in a circle. You know when you wear the sarung it's in a circle and it remains that way when you drop it? He simply leaves his sarung on the floor and goes off to work."

"So when he comes back home, you know what he does before he sleeps? He takes off his pants and jumps back into the circle and pulls up his sarung."

Crazy Basketball Fans

2009-01-11T18:03:00.004+08:00

Description by video hoster :

"Drexel Sports Enthusiast Calvin Hicks is the funniest guy to watch cause he gets so into it. We can be up 40 points, but when the other team gets the ball, he still SCREAMS "De- FEEEEEEENNNSSEEE!!!!!" like someone's about to get hit by a car or something"

If the gif doesn't load, click this here

Basketball > Football

=)

All Fans of RAIN , This guy owns RAIN ! Stephen Colbert > Rain

2009-01-10T02:08:00.002+08:00

Mr.Colbert's Korean Vid titled ' His singin' in Korean ! '

Follow up where Rain challenges Stephen Colbert

Oil

2009-01-07T17:45:00.002+08:00

I've overheard a malay girl talking to her friend in the hall on the 1st day of orientation week :

"There is a girl, whose face is very oily right, really very VEERRRy oily. One look at her and you can see the oil on her face."

"So all the arabic men were chasing after her."

"They need more oil."

The Next Sequel in the Warcraft Series : World of World of Warcraft

2009-01-01T00:00:00.005+08:00

!!!!!!!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

Here's something new from the WoW series -- WoWoW

HAPPY NEW YEAR from THE BJ !

2009-01-01T00:00:00.002+08:00

HAPPY 2009 PEEEEEEEEEEEPOL !!!!!!!!

MAY You'll HAVE A BLASTING LAMER HAPPIER HEALTHIER MORE JOKINGLY NEW YEAR !!!!!

I WILL SIGN OFF with 2 words. . . . ALL THE BEST ! :D:D:D

Chang Jun Hon : Can you teach me?

2008-12-29T01:13:00.005+08:00

Back when we were in form 4, we were talking about weight.

Chang Jun Hon : I'm underweight la . . . what to do?

Jie Xian : Try eating more la!

Chang Jun Hon : I eat a lot already, but still like that . . . :(

Anthony Khoo walks in.

Chang J.H. : Anthony, can teach me how to become fat like you ah? :D

And Chang shows his stupid innocent smiley face. --> ^_^?

Anthony didn't look too happy, unlike the others who were laughing their hearts out, while innocent Chang was laughing at the realisation of what had he just done.

Special Bread

2008-12-18T12:12:00.001+08:00

After JS's special semen recipe's.... Spotted this in a 7-11