The Book Of Joy

中秋节快乐！

2009-10-04T00:12:00.001+08:00

"Last time people used to pray to the moon, esp during Mid Autumn Festival. But they stopped after US landed on the moon. They said that you're praying to the US flag"

-My father

Leo wants a favour

2009-05-24T16:37:00.004+08:00

Click for clear version

Labour day post :

http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/2009/04/leo-so-high-so-low.html

The Confession

2009-04-27T23:13:00.001+08:00

ahahah i knew it :D

Leo : So High & So Low

2009-04-23T19:58:00.000+08:00

Ah Beng and the rat

2009-04-22T17:08:00.004+08:00

Based on a true story........

One day, Ah Beng caught a rat with a mousetrap and decided to drown it to death...

one stupid aunty(neighbor of Ah Beng) suddenly approach him and talk cock.....

Aunty: weh, u cannot kill the rat....you shud let it go....last time i caught 1 rat b4, then i let it go.....

Ah Beng: Diuniaseng thts why my office so many rats la....

Aunty:......aiyo no la.....If you kill the rat, then next life u will become rat also(one of her many theories).....

Ah Beng: WAA!! If i want to become human again in my next life i have to kill human being???

Aunty:...aiyo wtf la u...duwan talk to u di.....

Ah Beng:(Rofl)

ps: this convo is in mandarin, most of the words are not originated from Ah Beng himself and the swearing is for dramatization purposes only

KCS : Sore Throat

2009-03-26T18:10:00.002+08:00

KCS showed me a sms convo between him and his friend.

J : Wey please help me ask teacher whether I can resit the exam another day. i'm sick...

KCS : Unfortunately today i got sore throat... cannot ask teacher.

J : =.= Zzz then ask Ian to ask for me

KCS : lol ... he sore throat also

J : fuck off

KCS laughed while showing me the sms. "Haha he dulan already!"

Sleep walking dog ! lol

2009-03-05T16:03:00.000+08:00

Bizkit, the Sleepwalking Dog @ Yahoo! Video

Hey Jude ...

2009-02-28T22:19:00.000+08:00

A woman missed her flight at the boarding gate HKIA.

2009-02-23T18:29:00.003+08:00

urbanjaguar (14 minutes ago)
2. She must be hot in bed, I suppose... :)

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做乜鬼呀個C奶

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Ya, i understand this. I react like that when i die playing Xbox.

D*ck in a Box ...... Jizz in my Pants ! =D

2009-02-19T15:10:00.002+08:00

Business Time

2009-02-18T21:55:00.000+08:00

Comics : Bush's Farewell Party

2009-01-27T12:13:00.002+08:00

Gong Xi Fa Cai !!! It's Jokes Timee!!

2009-01-25T22:03:00.000+08:00

Which tea do the Chinese absolutely love the most?

Prosperitea =)

麻坡的情歌 - 黃明志

2009-01-25T03:04:00.001+08:00

Sarung

2009-01-20T16:32:00.002+08:00

My Moral teacher was telling us a story.

"This is a story of my friend's friend la. He lives up in Cameron Highlands. Everyday, he will sleep on his small little mattress. Without fail, he will sleep in his sarung everyday."

"When he wakes up and changes into his working clothes, he will drop his sarung on the floor and put on his jeans. He just leaves his sarung on the floor in a circle. You know when you wear the sarung it's in a circle and it remains that way when you drop it? He simply leaves his sarung on the floor and goes off to work."

"So when he comes back home, you know what he does before he sleeps? He takes off his pants and jumps back into the circle and pulls up his sarung."

Crazy Basketball Fans

2009-01-11T18:03:00.004+08:00

Description by video hoster :

"Drexel Sports Enthusiast Calvin Hicks is the funniest guy to watch cause he gets so into it. We can be up 40 points, but when the other team gets the ball, he still SCREAMS "De- FEEEEEEENNNSSEEE!!!!!" like someone's about to get hit by a car or something"

If the gif doesn't load, click this here

Basketball > Football

=)

All Fans of RAIN , This guy owns RAIN ! Stephen Colbert > Rain

2009-01-10T02:08:00.002+08:00

Mr.Colbert's Korean Vid titled ' His singin' in Korean ! '

Follow up where Rain challenges Stephen Colbert

Oil

2009-01-07T17:45:00.002+08:00

I've overheard a malay girl talking to her friend in the hall on the 1st day of orientation week :

"There is a girl, whose face is very oily right, really very VEERRRy oily. One look at her and you can see the oil on her face."

"So all the arabic men were chasing after her."

"They need more oil."

HAPPY NEW YEAR from THE BJ !

2009-01-01T00:00:00.002+08:00

HAPPY 2009 PEEEEEEEEEEEPOL !!!!!!!!

MAY You'll HAVE A BLASTING LAMER HAPPIER HEALTHIER MORE JOKINGLY NEW YEAR !!!!!

I WILL SIGN OFF with 2 words. . . . ALL THE BEST ! :D:D:D

Chang Jun Hon : Can you teach me?

2008-12-29T01:13:00.005+08:00

Back when we were in form 4, we were talking about weight.

Chang Jun Hon : I'm underweight la . . . what to do?

Jie Xian : Try eating more la!

Chang Jun Hon : I eat a lot already, but still like that . . . :(

Anthony Khoo walks in.

Chang J.H. : Anthony, can teach me how to become fat like you ah? :D

And Chang shows his stupid innocent smiley face. --> ^_^?

Anthony didn't look too happy, unlike the others who were laughing their hearts out, while innocent Chang was laughing at the realisation of what had he just done.

Special Bread

2008-12-18T12:12:00.001+08:00

After JS's special semen recipe's.... Spotted this in a 7-11

Semen in Food

2008-12-15T22:06:00.004+08:00

Prepare for something humorously disgusting.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients--you will love this cook book!

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

You've got to click the link and read the comments. Among them are :

Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Made with love "

LOL The recipe said to beat the eggs.

When i first saw the cover of this book, I could not believe my eyes! Never before had i thought to combine my two favorite pastimes, (cooking & cumming)i entered my boston cream pie in the state fair pie contest. to no surprise to me, i won! The $100 grand prize wasn't much, but the satisfied looks on the faces on my customers made my day

Fotie,

I was wondering if you know of any difference between a white and a black male's semen??

After buying this book, I decided that I need way more semen than I could possibly produce myself, so I purchased some from Prairie State Semen. It's from one of their award-winning Chester pigs. His name is "Vendetta" - here's a picture of him: http://shrunklink.com/bifc (you can see why I chose him).

Anyway, they sent me enough of his semen to create a couple of the recipes in this book. I made Lime Aoili and poured it over my pork chops (it's only fitting after all). It was edible, but not as good as I had hoped. However, the Tiramisu Surprise I had for dessert was absolutely divine! So rich and creamy.

It's kind of expensive to buy sperm from a farm like this, so I'm going to look around for alternate sources. In the meantime, I've got my little tupperware container in the freezer and it's filling up. Slowly, but surely.

I highly recommend this book. The pictures are beautiful and the recipes are easy to follow.

Bush was greeted in Iraq - with a shoe!

2008-12-15T21:36:00.005+08:00

(Found another similar video. The previous one was removed)

You MUST watch til the and and just look at his reaction lolol

"I don't know what his beef is" -Bush

If you've played God of War or Resident Evil 4 before,

Or WoW,

Signature !

2008-12-10T17:04:00.001+08:00

Thanks Eric.L

1st vid - audition
2nd vid - Finals
3rd vid - Semi-final ( Best )

Obama song by Obama'sians & Obama Mccain Dance-off

2008-12-08T22:57:00.001+08:00