The BROcabulary List

#22- Zyzz

2011-08-18T19:06:00.000-04:00

Zyzz

-noun

1. Son of Zeus, brother of Hercules, father of aesthetics; he was one sick cunt

2. A misc legend on bodybuilding.com,

RIP Zyzz, a true inspiration to all, you were a sick cunt, who didn't give a fuck what anyone thought of you, as long as you were having a good time. FUUAARRRKKKKK!!!!

#21- Shotgunning

2011-08-08T13:25:00.000-04:00

Shotgunning

-verb

1. The act of grabbing a brew (preferably natty ice), poking a hole in it's side, and then continuing to pound the beer in about three fucking seconds.

2. A true bros favorite way to pregame or to just get fucked up fast

Let's go shotgun a few BROly waters before we hit up that kegger.

#20- College

2011-07-26T11:33:00.001-04:00

College

-noun

1. The place that all the rich bros go when they finally graduate high school. The main goal of college is to not get a degree; our fuckin dads can just give us a job on Wall Street, but the real goal is to get shitfaced everyday and smash as many bitches as possible in that short, four year period of life.

Yooooo I leave for college in a month, how many bitches do you think I can pound out in the first week? I'm goin for at least one a day

#19- Flow

2011-07-21T21:58:00.000-04:00

Flow
-noun

1. The style of a bro. It can include long wavy hair, a lax pinny, calf socks, an old school snapback, and a sick pair of shades

My flow right now is fuckin incredible dude, my looks perfect under my new old school Knicks hat, and my neon green pinny looks illlll!!

#18- Lax Bro

2011-06-22T23:19:00.000-04:00

Lax Bro
-noun

1. The chillest, best looking, and most athletic person ever

2. Epitome of perfection

I love being a lax bro man... i can pound nattys like its my fuckin job, i cop dome and sandwiches whenever i want, and i can rip top chedd with my eyes closed!!

#17- Cone-ing

2011-06-22T23:16:00.000-04:00

Cone-ing
-verb

1. The act of fucking with the losers who work at fastfood restaurants by buying ice cream, grabbing it upside down just to fuck with them even more, and then driving away

Bros love fucking with people who aren't as cool as them; therefore cone-ing is just another daily activity for a true bro

#16- BROhawk

2011-06-21T18:49:00.000-04:00

BROhawk
-noun

1. A hairstyle rocked by any true bro, especially during the lax season
2. When a bro is tired of his perfect flow and decides to change it up

Bro.. my lax team just fuckin went undefeated in the regular season, im feelin like I should get a BROhawk. Im gonna scare the shit out of these benders on the other teams when they see my sick flow and massive tilt. FUCK yeah

#15- BROgasmic

2011-06-21T18:44:00.000-04:00

BROgasmic
-adjective

1. Describing something that is of the ultimate chillness

I was driving in my chill ass wrangler about to cop some dome when all of a sudden, i saw a case of natty and a lax stick just sitting on the side of the road. I immediately stopped and jacked that shit. The feelings that were going through my body were fucking BROgasmic.

#14- BRO Paterno

2011-06-21T18:21:00.000-04:00

BRO Paterno
-noun

1. The head coach of the Penn State football team
2. Even in his old age, he is still looked at as one of the fuckin broest men to ever walk on the planet.... seriously, I bet the dude still slays some of the Lionettes

Dude... Penn State is possibly the chillest college to ever go to. They are like the best party school in the country, the chicks there are all fuckin dimes, and BRO Paterno is the head coach.

#13- Dunkin BROnuts

2011-05-17T19:42:00.000-04:00

Dunkin BROnuts
-noun

1. The place where all bros go to eat after a night of getting really fucked up

2. The location of the illest food combination ever, called The Combo. It consists of a toasted everything bagel with cream cheese and a sausage, egg, and cheese on a crescent. Seriously, ask about it.

Yo lets hit up Dunkin BROnuts after this party and get a Combo, as long as we get the bitches to buy it for us of course...

#12- BRO-wasted

2011-05-16T18:16:00.000-04:00

BRO-wasted
-verb, adjective

1. The act of getting drunk to the point of total inebriation, but still managing to slay at least a 8/10.

2. Used to describe someone who is so fucked up that they should be in a coma, but are still able to spit game to bitches and dominate the pong table with the other bros.

Jeff is so BRO-wasted right now; I can't even understand a word he is fuckin saying., but he's still gonna bring back that fuckin hot ass bitch that hes talking to right now.

#11- ABROham Lincoln

2011-05-14T17:17:00.000-04:00

ABROham Lincoln
-noun

1. The broest president in the history of the greatest fuckin country in the world.

2. Kept are awesome ass country together during the civil war

ABROham Lincoln freed the slaves and and kept are fuckin country together.

#10- BROfessional

2011-05-13T13:50:00.002-04:00

BROfessional
-adjective

1. Describing one who has perfected the rules and ways of a bro

2. To be ridiculously good at something that is considered bro, ie, slaying bitches, shotgunning natties, ripping top ched in lax..

Man... ive been running train on this pong table all night, i should seriously be considered a fuckin BROfessional at this shit.

#9- BROly Water

2011-05-11T18:20:00.000-04:00

BROly Water
-noun

1. Natty light, usually purchased in the form of kegs or in a case of 30 cans

2. The main liquid in any bros diet

Yo dude im havin a rager this at my house this weekend; lets pick of 5 kegs of BROly water.

#8- BROmophobia

2011-05-10T22:07:00.001-04:00

BROmophobia
-noun

1. Fear and hatred upon bros and the relationships that they have with their other bros, otherwise known as BROmances

The American public has been showing severe signs of BROmophobia; most recently, by the uproar and eventual ban of 4-BROko's.

#7- BROmosapien

2011-05-10T15:49:00.000-04:00

BROmosapien
-noun

1. The species in which all bros are from

Yo did you know that the scientific term for bro is actually BROmosapien? How fuckin chill is that man?

#6- LaBROdor

2011-05-10T15:17:00.002-04:00

LaBROdor
-noun

1. The bros of the canine species

2. Chillest dog known to mankind

Dudeee, my new black laBROdor puppy is fuckin sweet. He was just barkin at my bitch until went to the kitchen and got him something to eat. Such a bro

#5- BROcean

2011-05-10T00:05:00.002-04:00

BROcean
-noun

1. The place in the summer where bros go to get tan, pound some natties, and slay some dime pieces

2. The home of the god of bros, BROseidon

Yo bros, my pops said i can throw ragers at my BROcean house all summer.

#4- BROtein

2011-05-09T17:47:00.002-04:00

BROtein
-noun

1. Meat

2. A major part of any bros diet, BROtein makes our huge muscles even bigger, making bros look even more like like Greek gods, especially BROseidon

BROtein is the best types of food there are for a bro

#3- BROing Out

2011-05-09T17:35:00.002-04:00

BROing Out
-verb

1. The act of pounding brews, chilling with your bros, and eating sandwiches

"Sup bro, whats goin on today?"
"We're just gonna be BROing out, pick up a case of natty and get your fat ass over here"
"Aiite man, just make sure Jen is makin some sandwiches"

#2- Barack BRObama

2011-05-09T17:30:00.003-04:00

Barack BRObama
-noun

1. President of the United States, which is the greatest fuckin country in the world

2. Ordered the assassination of Osama bin Laden, one of the ballsiest, most bro decision of all time

Barack BRObama is one of the chillest Presidents the US has ever had.

#1- The Bro King

2011-05-09T17:20:00.002-04:00

Bro King
-noun
1. Describes one who is the king of all bros.

2. The epitome of perfection, a Bro King is the fuckin best at everything. The attributes of a Bro King are as follows; always the best looking person in the room, slays bitches on the reg, always or about to be fucked up, and is rich.

Charlie Sheen is a prime example of being the ultimate Bro King.